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Gooci:

imagine ooo...setting protocol

Gooci:
haaa, we go refill unna 7up bottles nioo

see this guy..the last time we meet na luck u get fa

Gooci:
na as you madrid with passion me hate barca with double passion.

me, as cfc, i de pray for barca ds season for UCL

I swear na cfc I wan play for final for UCL ..

silvermania:
in general women tend to rely on words whereas men rely on action so, when men speak sweety to women women belive them even if they don't behave accordingly.so watch out if your man is one of these 6 types.


1.THE HELP ME UNTIL ''I'M READY" GUY:- the "need help"type is totally entrenched in his own insecurities.He only talks about his own problems never yours. but he wants a lady, by his side because it makes him feel worthy so he keeps her there by asking her to help him until he's ready. But guess what he'll never be ready

2.THE "DARE TO DISCUSS MARRIAGE"GUY:- since he knows women believe in words not actions he dares talk about marriage and future plan with you knowing it's what you want to hear. But that's all he'll do ,no further action is ever taken .And if actions are discussed the conversation suddenly dies off by going into difrent direction.

3.THE "BE MY GUEST AND DISCUSS MARRIAGE"GUY:this guys let you do all the talking about marriage you like he knows you dream about it ,he listens to you discuss it in details where your home will be, what kind of wedding you will like, what kind of furniture you will buy. And when you ask him about dreams he says "whatever you want honey ".Look at his actions if there aren't any if he's all talk run he is not a husband material.

4.THE " BEAR WITH ME"GUY:- He finds nice logical excuses that are acceptable .You know he can't take action now because he's busy with his career, parents needs. you name It and the statement is "bear with me".

5.THE "LETS HAVE FUN FIRST"GUY:- He sticks around you for the thrill of the of the game .When the fun is out just as fast as usain bolt he's unto a new adventure and a new thrill .He is not there for future plans or kids or even sitting down and confiding in one woman, he wants and talks about FUN AND SEX whenever you talk about marriage the face changes the fun ends and the statement he repeats is "you are spoiling the moment"

6.THE "I DON'T REGARD GOD"GUY:This type of guys never pray or sees God as the one helping them through life. you will never hear them say it just God .they are just too proud .if your man has any of the above named qualities talk to him if you see no signs of changing run my dear sister he is not a husband material.you can add yours.

Ok

jovialmum:
I Was reading a friends article about single
mum only
to bump into an ugly comment made by a
guy about single mothers. In his update, he
outrightly hurled insults/highly disrespected
single mothers. This he did with no remorse
whatsoever, honestly, the minute i saw it, i
said to myself
Heck! Seems this guy is not in his right
senses,
SMH seriously,How many nigerian parents,
map out time out from their busy schedule
to teach their wards, all about sex
education? Most parents shy away from this
topic because they feel, it is wrong and
embarrassing. They ignorantly shy away
from this, thereby failing to understand that,
failure to teach their wards the basics of
sex education , the society will do so for
them, and the outcome will likely not be
nice.many young ladies are single mothers
today, not because its what they want, but
because its where they find themselves. Its
what they are saddled with! Its really
disheartening when, you find noodles
embedded in a skull instead of brain cells. I
find it nauseating, irritating, disgusting and
outrightly unpardonable, when someone who
has supposedly been to the four walls of a
classroom, publicly yells at the top of his
lungs, telling whoever cares to listen, that
single mothers are whores and their kids
will certainly turn out to be hoodlums and
magnified prostitutes just like their mothers.
Excuse me, who the hell are you to make
such an ill comments?
The fact that a lady is a single mother,
does'nt in anyway make her awhore. She
chose to have that child rather than murder
her baby. She chose to damn the society
and maturedly face the consequencesof
indulging in unprotected sex.some of these
single mothers are rape victims who,
against all odds, still had a magnanimous
heart to give their baby a chance to live and
not terminate it simply because the baby is
a result of rape. Some single mothers are
victims of marriages that hit the rocks. They
had to walk out of their seemingly abusive
marriage for their own sanity and safety. the
society will not hesitate to tell a woman in
an abusive marriage, to stay put and risk
her life, and not bite more than she can
chew by walking out of her abusive
marriage.well a woman who boldly walks
out, does this and becomes a single mother
because she knows that, if she dies in the
abusive marriage, the society will bid her
dust-to-dust and eat to their fill at her
funeral.hence, she boldly walks out, looks
the society in the eyeand says,"i'd rather
choke on greatness with my sanity and my
precious life intact, than nibble on
mediocrisy""for crying out loud, there
abounds a million and one reasons why
single mothers are what they are today.
BUT one undisputable fact is;single mothers
don't joke with their kids. Just like every
mother, they will gladly take bullets for their
kids. They will gladly starve to see their kids
eat to their fill. They will walk to hell and
back if that's what it takes for them to see
to it that, their kids attains great heights in
life. Now tell me, how can a man who
happens to be totally clueless about what
being a woman entails,.have the temerity to
conclude that "single mothers are whores
and their kids will end up as miscreants and
whores"please, dear overtly excited men
with extremly itchy thumbs, before you
make updates, with the intension
of casting aspersions on the opposite
gender, it will be a great idea ifyou connect
your fingers to your brain.I'm not short
tempered,I only have a quick reaction to
bullsh!t· Seriously Mr, i love shopping but
heck, there's no way in hell i'm buying your
bullshit for the hell of it! Stop losing sleep
over, what the kids of single mothers will
turn out to be. Its non of your damn
business. Heck!
As for the single mothers out there, never
let what people says or talk at your back
get to you, it's better to be a single mother
than to be murderer. Train that child well
and give that child a brighter future. He or
she might become the next president
tomorrow. The Lord is your strength.

long story for the gods... a LovePeddler is a LovePeddler...

Then what are they before?? Mitcheww

harrysterol:
A lady said to me, " I lived with my husband before marriage in the same room but we never had sex before marriage"

Abeg o, how is this possible?

So that if I get fiancee she go come leave with me

she dey lie jhoor

I hate madrid with passion...see weti dey play yesterday faa...I rep barca

Hehehehehe

Na wa oo...

unibenstudent1:
let us put a ban on this western movies !

you know that is not possible

unibenstudent1:
I don't understand oh is it a new fashion to attract toasters or they just feel beautiful about it?

my pikin na 2 much oyinbo oyinbo film

.

jovialmum:
I Was reading a friends article about single
mum only
to bump into an ugly comment made by a
guy about single mothers. In his update, he
outrightly hurled insults/highly disrespected
single mothers. This he did with no remorse
whatsoever, honestly, the minute i saw it, i
said to myself
Heck! Seems this guy is not in his right
senses,
SMH seriously,How many nigerian parents,
map out time out from their busy schedule
to teach their wards, all about sex
education? Most parents shy away from this
topic because they feel, it is wrong and
embarrassing. They ignorantly shy away
from this, thereby failing to understand that,
failure to teach their wards the basics of
sex education , the society will do so for
them, and the outcome will likely not be
nice.many young ladies are single mothers
today, not because its what they want, but
because its where they find themselves. Its
what they are saddled with! Its really
disheartening when, you find noodles
embedded in a skull instead of brain cells. I
find it nauseating, irritating, disgusting and
outrightly unpardonable, when someone who
has supposedly been to the four walls of a
classroom, publicly yells at the top of his
lungs, telling whoever cares to listen, that
single mothers are whores and their kids
will certainly turn out to be hoodlums and
magnified prostitutes just like their mothers.
Excuse me, who the hell are you to make
such an ill comments?
The fact that a lady is a single mother,
does'nt in anyway make her awhore. She
chose to have that child rather than murder
her baby. She chose to damn the society
and maturedly face the consequencesof
indulging in unprotected sex.some of these
single mothers are rape victims who,
against all odds, still had a magnanimous
heart to give their baby a chance to live and
not terminate it simply because the baby is
a result of rape. Some single mothers are
victims of marriages that hit the rocks. They
had to walk out of their seemingly abusive
marriage for their own sanity and safety. the
society will not hesitate to tell a woman in
an abusive marriage, to stay put and risk
her life, and not bite more than she can
chew by walking out of her abusive
marriage.well a woman who boldly walks
out, does this and becomes a single mother
because she knows that, if she dies in the
abusive marriage, the society will bid her
dust-to-dust and eat to their fill at her
funeral.hence, she boldly walks out, looks
the society in the eyeand says,"i'd rather
choke on greatness with my sanity and my
precious life intact, than nibble on
mediocrisy""for crying out loud, there
abounds a million and one reasons why
single mothers are what they are today.
BUT one undisputable fact is;single mothers
don't joke with their kids. Just like every
mother, they will gladly take bullets for their
kids. They will gladly starve to see their kids
eat to their fill. They will walk to hell and
back if that's what it takes for them to see
to it that, their kids attains great heights in
life. Now tell me, how can a man who
happens to be totally clueless about what
being a woman entails,.have the temerity to
conclude that "single mothers are whores
and their kids will end up as miscreants and
whores"please, dear overtly excited men
with extremly itchy thumbs, before you
make updates, with the intension
of casting aspersions on the opposite
gender, it will be a great idea ifyou connect
your fingers to your brain.I'm not short
tempered,I only have a quick reaction to
bullsh!t· Seriously Mr, i love shopping but
heck, there's no way in hell i'm buying your
bullshit for the hell of it! Stop losing sleep
over, what the kids of single mothers will
turn out to be. Its non of your damn
business. Heck!
As for the single mothers out there, never
let what people says or talk at your back
get to you, it's better to be a single mother
than to be murderer. Train that child well
and give that child a brighter future. He or
she might become the next president
tomorrow. The Lord is your strength.

yawns to long..can't read this

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Supzeel:
She Broke Up With Me Due To My Act Of Knowing Whether She's Double Dating' I Really Want Her Back" Plz Help"!!!!!!! Advice

grab ur balls and MAN UP...say this word 10 times "am in control"....

I love the sound of your voice..is sexy..

Cholls:
My brother na my fat wallet she dry eye

ireneony:
well I have a crush on someone here on nairaland, but I can't say his name.


what should I do?
please help me, am going gaga over him

Abeg now na morning

Mark 12:35-44 (Good News Translation)

God’s Word: Offering Us True Joy

Introduction

Mark 12:35-44: Jesus points to the behavior of the teachers of the Law as behavior to be avoided inasmuch as they seek praise and exhibit false piety. He commends a poor widow for her offering of two coins which were worth more than the offerings from the rich since she gave what she needed to live on.

Today’s Scripture: Mark 12:44

“Others put in what they had to spare of their riches; but she, poor as she is, put in all she had – she gave all she had to live on.”

Today’s Reading

35 As Jesus was teaching in the Temple, he asked the question, “How can the teachers of the Law say that the Messiah will be the descendant of David? 36 The Holy Spirit inspired David to say: ‘The Lord said to my Lord: Sit here at my right side until I put your enemies under your feet.’ 37 David himself called him “Lord”; so how can the Messiah be David's descendant? ” A large crowd was listening to Jesus gladly. 38 As he taught them, he said, “Watch out for the teachers of the Law, who like to walk around in their long robes and be greeted with respect in the marketplace, 39 who choose the reserved seats in the synagogues and the best places at feasts. 40 They take advantage of widows and rob them of their homes, and then make a show of saying long prayers. Their punishment will be all the worse! ” 41 As Jesus sat near the Temple treasury, he watched the people as they dropped in their money. Many rich men dropped in a lot of money; 42 then a poor widow came along and dropped in two little copper coins, worth about a penny. 43 He called his disciples together and said to them, “I tell you that this poor widow put more in the offering box than all the others. 44 For the others put in what they had to spare of their riches; but she, poor as she is, put in all she had—she gave all she had to live on. ”

Reflect

The teachers of the Law were Jewish scholars who studied the Law of Moses and tried to teach others how to live by what the Law taught. Jesus shows how these teachers liked to be noticed for what they were doing. Some of them accepted sums of money from widows for giving advice or praying for them, and sometimes widows gave over their houses in payment (see verse 40). What does Jesus say about these teachers? Do you think Jesus’ commending the widow for her offering was also a condemnation of widows being exploited by the teachers of the Law? Are there situations today where people are bereft of resources due to the exploitive behavior of others?

Pray

Lord God, open my eyes and heart this day to the needs of others. Teach me to share my resources generously and to extend your love to all I meet this day. Amen.

Prayer Concern

Widows

aanumama:
So if i'm withdrawing 100, the charge will be still be 65
Na to carry ghana must go bag to atm be that if I want to withraw 100,000!

is not funny.. So this is the best they can do..mitchew

Mitchewwww

Still e hold una..una go knw say e no weak . V

Still e hold una..una go knw say e no weak

I hate white girls ..Mikel why

SeverusSnape:
I hate this rubbish....there are people who needs this meat for the festive period, why not share it out to them...and believe you me,most customs officials take these "loots" home to their families.

r we even sure they we're destroyed

Nairaland

Wyclefniranz:
Dear future wife, who you are and where you are right now, I do not know. One
thing I know however is that each passing day draws me closer to you. I look
forward to the day we’ll meet when there will be that spark and our hearts will be
bonded in love. My heart is racing in anticipation.
I feel the need to find you, the person who will finally make my life complete. I’m a
man with flaws, yes I’m not perfect and I know you are not perfect also and I don’t
expect you to be. Sometimes I say things that I don’t really mean and do things
that are not really my nature. I apologize for those right now. I’ve got these flaws
which will become obvious to you as we meet begin to relate but if after seeing all
these you still decide to be with me, I promise that as long as I’m in my right
mind, I shall love, cherish and respect you.
I promise to always listen to you when you simply just want to be heard. I will
listen to you especially when you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with
anybody else, and to the things you try to tell me when you’re not even speaking. I
promise to always listen.
I probably don’t know all the right things to say, but my feelings and words are
from the heart.
Our fairy tale will happen, but remember it doesn’t go from ‘once upon a time’ to
‘happy ever after.’ So I can’t promise an all rosy experience. We are two different
individuals with different backgrounds, we’re going to argue and disagree on issues
but I will not want that to affect or change the feeling we have for each other.
When we have a misunderstanding, I would not want us to sweep it under the
carpet, rather we would address it and move on.
There are going to be times when our ‘love feeling’ will not be at its high. At such
times it is our commitment to each other that will drive us to make things work
between us.
This fleeting feeling that we’ll have when we meet will fluctuate with time and
that’s why I have made up my mind to love your person and not just your good
looks (as that too may change). I will have you as my friend and we shall grow
together.
Looking at my mum and seeing the sacrifices she has made some of which involved
letting go of the things she would have loved to do, I promise to support your
dreams and let you do the things that make you happy.
In times of storm I will hold your hand and we’ll face it together. We will take turns
being strong in times of trials and pick each other up. We will have each others
back and look out for each other when the chips are down. I will support you in
every way I can and I hope you do same for me. I have seen a lot of marriages fail
but ours will not be like that. We’re going to make our marriage work for the sake
of ourselves and the kids we’ll have. I would want you to understand me and not
compare me with other men. I promise to do same for you. We will not allow
extended family and friends to come between us. We are going to handle our issues
in our own unique way. We will be role models to our children and we will build a
model home full of love where they will live happily.
These are not just the words of a man who is high on emotions but that of a man
who is ready to take responsibility.
They are words with serious implications and I have decided to take this bold step
with you. God helping us and with some effort on our part, we shall make them
come to pass.
I’m not going to marry you because my mates are getting married. Rather I’m going
to marry you because at this point in my life, I need someone with whom I can
fulfill God’s purpose for my life.
I know waiting isn’t easy. I’m waiting for you because I love you unconditionally. As
I wait for you, I’m going to invest my time in making myself the husband that you
will forever be proud of
Wishing you all the joy and happiness you can get till we meet and begin this
exciting journey together

Ok

. Leave the girl jhoor..she needs the experience..or u want her to b dummy in the Game...wat u need to do now is get more closer to her and dat Jude...B4 agboro go pock ur small sis ass

firstkyn:
please i realy need to know,kus this is driving me crazy... so annoying that even if she has feelings for him she wil have to waith for him to strike a convo first.... why girls? cant you just save the shy guys?

OP we're u born yesterday?...