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Hi ppl.is it ok for me to give dis girl money..now i just met her,never bleeped her as she is a muslim n fasting rite now

Gosh, in death we all come to terms
everyday, the maker count our dayz
R I P

fisrtly i am a waiter myself working in a 5 star hotel in giddy
you said you went to a local p soup joint to have a good time, well i think the environment you find yourself shud tell you the way you shud behave,in that kind of place you shudnt expect too much of what they call customer relationship which was why the waitress behaved the way she did cos she was very wrong,atleast you went there to pay your money n u cud have gone to anyother joint for that matter.
but for your friend,men she spoiled the whole story n she shud have been arrested for that,you dont assault ppl physically wen all they've just done is talk no matter how rude they might have been, IF YOU TRY THAT FOR MY PLACE,THE SECURITY GUYS WILL GET YOU ARRESTED AND DUMPED IN AREA F FOR IKEJA , GBOMKWEM

no

men i love this choc boi called iceprince, luv his swag,his colour combi,n above all his lyrics n voice
what do you guys feel?

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"

The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[b][b][b][b][b]i guess this sucks[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick, "

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says, "Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

dat's nice, mi has one too
maybe jagz needs one to, make he come lend money from me if he no get money

they were the survived babies of dc by students that were thrown into the forest that were crying for vengance

now why would u wanna know that, r u tripping?

not had the opportunity to listen to asa yet but  i'll go for the unstoppable 2 followed by MI 2 the movie

not had the opportunity to listen to asa yet but i'll go for the unstoppable 2 followed by MI 2 the movie

[b]let me be your scapegoat for real, d' banj[/b]

y u go wan be scapegoat for person wey go make a fool of u [b]esp genie[/b]

now i can go to bed happy wid these pics of hers that ve seen

vintage

ok since u hurt cos u dont like being taken for a ride,ow bout hookin' up wid me.all i gat is just a lil' kid but no wifey or gf

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Funny.

NO NO NO, u cant be serious wid dat or is he a skunk?

dis song is wack men
beat is wack
lyrics too is wack, y u go wan be a scapegoat 4 a shordy
dbanj is tired, abeg mo hear more of omo oba

leave mr cork alone, my advise 2 u guys is to always remain silent on whatever he says cos i am getting a feeling that he is an attention craving personality.
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i lav me gurls nat lukiing skinny en all that.i wan 'em a lil on da chubbie side wif boobs to go along

well u've all said it all so i dont have 2 reply

men dis is vintage chris okotie

abeg where can i download the boondocks seasons from, watched d 1st season some couple of yrs back en i've been in luv wid it since.
abeg help me out any1

bros abeg stay celibate rather than making oda peeps unhappy like yourself

abeg make una leave jesse abaga jags right now, heard the guy on the radio some time back en i can tell u authouratively that d guy has got real SWAG.
d thing is that d guy has still got some growing up to do musically and i can tell you that by the time his second or third album comes out he would have perfected his GAME and everybody will be looking to touch his royalness then

WHY
@ OP
i take d 2 en i can tell u dat i prefer wee wee to alcohol,en dis is a fact dat anybody that takes d two will always tell u.
wee wee is good though i dont think u are gonna understand cos you sound like a novice in the game.
one day you're gonna understand.

Well i heard this from a friend that our own asa(the female artiste)is a lesbian.

Laurence fired one more shot before brushing his daughter off. "You used your last name. No one uses their real name in indecency."
Obviously the girl is just out to hurt her dad, maybe d guy did something to her and the mum some way back,otherwise why would u wanna do something like that and still want everybody to know who you really are.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=482605.msg6421847#msg6421847 date=1279668751]^^
em, actually, I'm being serious.
My white pal told me that at lunch today. He believes it proves Adam and eve were white. How he came to that conclusion I dont know.[/quote]whatwell i bet you are not a Nigerian en u dont stay in Nigeria for you to be making that kind of statement.
How can you say that it proves that GOD is a white man??
I WONDER O