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Haven't the restricted the movement if these monster trucks and containers on Lagos roads till certain hours?

I can't imagine the gridlock this will cause on ever-busy Western Avenue

I tire for our lawlessness oh.

Kids grow up so fast and sophisticated these days.

I remember at 14, I still dey baff outside , in Lagos island for that matter.

Anyway, may God protect her and our daughters from perverted adults..

otemanuduno:
seen

The prophet is here!


1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

God punish ogogoro and akure weed..

free2ryhme:
if e like make e dance makosa. Apapa traffic dey wait for am by next week .. He must work for the money wey them dey pay am ooo

You forgot
Lekki , Ahmad Bello way, iyana oworo, ikorodu road, western avenue, and marina traffics. Gala and Lacasera dey sha

endtimesblog:
Bobo ambode yi gan sef...

See em belle like mine...

Oniranu...

I dont even think is ready to work sef..

Na so so party tinzz...

Ogogoro and mushin weed na bastard I swear..

So, what is wrong with my active Nokia 3310

Forget say I take rubber band hold am.

The phoine good bajeh

I guess insulting GEJ by APC when they were opposition was a birthright.

Hypocrisy will be one of the undoing of APC .

They will accuse PDP of what they are several million times guilty of..

A won oniranu.

My alawee as kebbi kopa in 2001

N7500 from federal government

State government....N1000

Yauri Local government...N300

To console ourselves, we called it 'kerosene allawee for those of us in town, but those in rural areas called it 'donkey or camel alawee'

It was fun sha. God bless kebbi state, the only peaceful northern state till date..

ojay72:
I put it to you that this comment by our very own nairalander, hooli, has been tagged to be the most "annoyingly hilarious" comment on nairaland... oh boy, you go scroll die! If you doubt, post yours.



I want to take this opportunity to send shout out
greetings to:
My mom
My dad
My sister

My brother
My nephew
My nieces
My aunts
My uncles
My cousins
My grandmother
My grandfather
My great grandfather
My great grandmother
My great great grandfather
My great great grandmother
My friends
My father in law to be
My mother in law to be
My brothers in law to be
My sisters in law to be
My crazy friends
My dogs
My puppies
My tortoise
My toothbrush
My toothpaste
My warm bed
My pillow
My laptop
My television
To my pastor
To my people
To captain Price
To Black November
To Die hard
To mission impossible
To captain America
To Fast&Furious
To the last ship
To last resort
To under the dome
To Empire
To lucious
To akeem
To Barrack Obama
To Buhari
To Jonathan
To patience
To ajimobi
To FIFA 14
To FIF15
To FIFA16
To PES16
To God Of War
To Call Of Duty
To Assassins Creed
To Splinter Cell
To Mortal Kombat
To Need For Speed
To Gabriel iglesias
To john cena
To avicii
To tiesto
To steve aoki
To max vengali
To martin garix
To aly and fila
To messi(lost his touch
To neymar (needs a new hair cut)
To Asamoah Gyan (goodbye)
To Agogo (how is the gym business? )
To Suarez(hope ur teeth still sharp)
To Olele (sure u'r still 27)
To Muntari (Keep slapping the Gh Fa)
To KPB (hope you're still a footballer)
To all the "CH's"
To Thibaut Courtois (the best keeper)
To Ramires
To John Terry
To Falcao
To Cahill
To Remy
To Willian
To Matic
To Fabregas
To Ivanovic
To Robben's Penalty
To Ronaldinho
To Hazard
To Eden
To Eden Hazard (best in the world)
To Diego Costa
To Oscar
To Jose Morinho
To Peter Cech (good bye)
To Stephen Appiah
To Osei Kuffour
To Frank Lampard
To Christian Atsu
To Manchester City
To borussia dortmund
To Borussia munchengladbach
To Juventus
To inter
To AC milan
To candy crush
To atletico
To chicago fire
To chivas usa
To lakers
To bulls
To spurs
To raiders
To cardinals
To george bush
To obama
To Fidel Castro
To hitler
To Osama bin laden
To nosterdamus
To leonardo da vincii
To Memphistopheles
To Galileo
To the extraterrestrials
To Tony Montana
To the x files
To Law and Order
To the special victims unit
To prison break
To Chuck
To Under The Dome
To Davinci Demons
To The Last Ship
To Power
To Fast & Furious Crew
To the blacklist crew
To fish
To lincoln
To the twin towers
To florida
To california
To Las vegas
To NY
To the hippies
To the Hipster in New york
To the emos
To the rockers
To the skaters
The homeless
The druggies
To cocain
To dope
To MJ
To hermione granger
To Harry Potter
To ron
To genie
To professor lupin
To sirius black
To He who must not be named(voldemort)
To neville
To hedwig
To severus snape(turn to oage 394)
To albus dumbledore
To Fred
To percy
To the horocruxes
To the deathly hollows
To the basilisk
To the big bang theory
To peppa pig
To george
To the dinosaaa
To papa pig
To momy pig
To pheneas and ferb
To scooby doo
To Clearence who saved the day
To Dora the explorer
To I Carly
To johny Bravo
To Gibby
To Starbuck
To Mc Donalds
To Burger King
To no reservation
To parts unknown
TO ANTHONY BOURDAIN. (Who i think is in Beirut)
To JEREMY WADE ( such an awesome program)
To man vs wild
To Unclad and afraid
To the monkey boy from Uganda
To the dog girl from Ukrain
To the chicken girl of Fiji
To ancient aliens( I can't remember the guy's name lol)
To call of the wild man
To gas monkey
To kyle from. South park
To the koala from american dad (i cant remember the name)
To Peter Griffin
To louis Griffin
To steve Griffin
To meg ryan
To alien sam
To daintee
To miss beckline
To noble king
To sir drizzle
To Ay
To cv ramani
To onye
To zino
To Amaka
To chineye
To WUNMI
To Toryo
To dami
To john toyosi
To v.c
To Cleveland
To Adult swim
To boomerang
To goku
To goku phase 2
To goku phase 3
To goku phase 4
To gohan
To trunks
To piccoro
To goten
To PAN
To bryan
To chichi
To sheinlong
To vegeta
To android 16
To android 17
To android 18
To drake&josh
To spongebob
To sponge bob episode "have u seen this Snail"
To sponge bob episode "club spongebob"
To the sponge bob episode "Pizza Deliver" ( one of my favorite)
To patrick
To squidward
To sandy cheeks
To mrs puff
To gary
To MR crabs
To pearl
To okankton
To the crusty crab
To the chum bucket
To MR bubbles
To larry
To kevin
To monroe
To neptune
To the crabby patties
To the flying Dutchmen
To Naruto
To Sasuke
To Kakashi
To one piece
To luffy
To the avatar ANG
To avatar kioshi
To avatar roku
To soka
To Katara
To Momo
To apa( the flying bison)
The the fire nation
To prince zuko
To the water nation
To the air benders
To BATO of the water tribe
To police man & woman(1gh bribe)
To hulk
To batman
To spider man
To captain america
To ironman
To the load of poo I dropped yesterday
To Harry Potter part 1
To Harry Potter part 2
To Harry Potter part 3
To Harry Potter part 4
To Harry Potter part 5
To Harry Potter part 6
To Harry Potter part 7
To harry potter part 8( oh poo there's no part 8 whatever)
To facebook
To whatsapp
To mark Zuckerberg
To steve jobs
To Uncle Mugabe
To the iphones
To the androids
To the germans
To the chinese
To the brazilians
To the mexicans
To the Americans
To the harley road king
To the hayabusa (the fastest bike in the world)
To google
To wrangler
To bing
To E-Bay
To Twitter
To my space
To YOUTUBE
To snapchat
To Candy soda
To Subwaysurfer
To Safari
To Mobogenie
To the Play Store
Infact to your dp
To the funny names
To the emmh, emmh emmmh
To Kenya
To Nigeria
To Sierra Leone
To Lesotho
To bella kute
To the maame water who took Castro
To the 'tu gu me so' guy
To Tweaa DCE we need another funny clip
To Asiedu Nketia
To Nana Akuffo Addo
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
To William Beached
To Wilhelm Nietzche
To Wild Soyinka
To Chinua Achebe
To Amos Tutuola
To Christopher Okigbo
To Le Non Gustavo
To Sun Tzu
To Robert Greener
To Niccolo Machiaveli
To Voltaire
To Mark Twain
To D.A Fagunwa
To Adebayo Faleti
To Chimamanda Adichie
To Olá Rotimi
To Cyprian Ekwensi
To Hubert Ogunde
To Camaraderie Late
To Ferdinand Oyono
To J.P Clark
To Baba Obasanjo
To Chief Awolowo
To Sir Bellows
To sir Balewa
To sir Azikiwe
To chief Akintola
To Thomas Sankara
To Nelson Mandela
To Nyere
To Nkrumah
To Leopold Senghor
To Lumumba
To all NCNC, NPP, NPC, NADECO, AG, NNDP, NEPU affiliates,
To all the generals that took power
To all civilians who looted us
To the new Ooni
To the emits of Lank
Kaduna
Katsina
Daura
Sambisa
Borno
Sambisa
Kebbi
Kanem
To the Ataoja of Oshogbo
Oba of Benin
Oba of Lagos
Osemawe of Ondó
Alaafin of Oyo
Zaaki of Arigidi
Alaketu of Keying
Onisabe of Isabella
Onipopo of Popped
Asin of Oka
Owa of Ikare
Deji of Akure
Olowo of Owo
Obi of Onitsha
Ajero of Ijero
To Owarangun Again
To Olófin Àdìmúlà himself
To Onire of Ire
To Olukoso of Kosovo
Emir of Ilorin
To Jonathan, Mama Peace and her fellow widows

And Finally to Buhari justs so you know, I have light today ...and to you
too.





Like seriously?!

Ogogoro and akure weed na bastard...

We make new year resolution every year especially during new-year-ushering-in services in our churches and mosques. Quite commendable and mature. We resolve to 'do this and that' and avoid 'this and that' only for such resolutions to be adhered to for just a few days.

Now, let's air our practicable and feasible new year resolution. Those we really can respect and honor till the end.

As for me, I resolve to be godlier, save more, control my impulsive shopping and create more time for family and friends.

One love and peace!

I came here to laugh..

BlackPeni5:
Child abuse by the woman...she no just allow the small boy.

See as she be like the boy aunt.

And who tell you say that boy is 20¿

If he is 20, make a chop bread and butter

You don forget 'football' age in naija ni?

@ogundamisi, welcome to Reality 101

Seriously, the president needs to eat to fatten up..

Abeg make him eat jawe..

I will tell him to resign honorably , retire to daura and get out of Nigerian politics before his reputation is smeared further. He should go and enjoy quality time with his grandkids, take a long vacation, eat a lot of veggies, and add a little weight.

Then, he will return to being my crush when I was a teenager..

From promise of 2 naira 'change' to 50kobo 'change'

Within one week?

I soooooo much love they way APC dey fall their fans' hands..

Over to the sai buharist..

Chibok girls after more than a year?

Nope

Now they are

Chibok wives

Chibok moms

Chibok widows

Take your pick

But girls? Nope

Honestly, I must give it to APC ..

They are never boring at all..

Full of comical figures and happenings

Looks like what we called 'abortion belt' as a teenager..

And 'girdle' as an adult.

But to boko haram, object of perdition.

Lord of mercy..

scotred19:
What is this boko haram member saying? See your mouth like Power belongs to the north, what do you have to show for it Poverty? Illiteracy?? Terrorism?? Un-development??



The lease states in the east is far better than 80% of the states in the north.

Don't mind the sallah ram..

In simple language, Comical Liar is appealing to the media not to report or under-report the activities of boko haram to hide his oga's failure and ineptitude.

Conveniently forgetting how he and APC courted the support of the media to undermine the last administration.

Now he wants to silent the media. God no go gree am..

Hypocrite..

valinda:
500Million don't know what to say sef...its well

How about atikugate?

#atikugate# loading

Hello Buhari...

Oh, I forgot, Atiku is one of the 'boys'

Yes I will..

Tom and Jerry cartoon.

GT and Zenith topping so far...

Kudos..

Maybe southerners will get wise but northerners will vote him a million times over..

And take that from me, a non-fan of buhari..

But that is the reality.

Jengem:
Why u people acting like you dont know

I like GT, but their long queues, na die,

fhelihx:
I ll choose Gtb

Yeah I like GT because all throughout my brother's study in India, we sent him money through GT and it was instatenous transaction .

The minus against them is the long queue ( chai, I hated every minute on their long queues) and their sparse branches.. You find one GT in almost 10 hoods. They should improve on that.

goodmorning40:
remove first bank from this ur list abeg

I put them because, although their interest is poor, but they don't deduct arbitrarily like some..

BeeBeeOoh:
I choose POWER BANK..

Na you sure pass, ore..