₦airaland Forum

Imagine the audacity? Taking over a major highway and kidnapping in broad day light with impunity??

Sadly, this is what Northerners should come out en-masse to protest against

However, opposite is always the case in this country..

Kollins11:
A very happy children's day to all the kids in the world. Spend this day with unlimited fun! Children spread joy and happiness in every season as they are the most beautiful creation of God.


Let the children of light on nairaland rejoice:

Iyaebe, Preshieben, Sweetvie, lizychimamanda, Choilila, Oliviacute, Olatara, joyousever, Amarisco, akinade28, maryalloy, Diza46, Afolashade00, Ninisun, TimeArena, Channah1, Klass99, deltaprincess, ajepako, slimsophiediva, Temigal1, Maryjane001, oprahwinneie, WhiteLavender, virginprincess, maria2017, Poswahala, Serial48, Sweetplum, Juoflife1, Ladymillion, SpecsyGrachi, Rushna27, Medianna, Islandlady, Holluwhakemmy, Prettygirl200, Dynamiceagle, ChEkWaSIyKe, Tejaisco, Chizzychinny, Lyydia, 1F30M4, Mummyfour, Fashionista01, starbuck, Bobmarie, Gambit1, Kestolove, Optimistic4life(f), Lymetsaucer, DoctorOlasDesk, ChoCho54, SandraIkuboR, mytime24, Halimaatz, Jennyclay, LoveTalk, FERNANDEZISBACK, Candidlady, bibianna, ImaIma1, Glocee, Portsmouth86, Rachel98, candidbabe, DaddyRochie1642, LilMissFavvy, titto, mercychen, Saphiere, Mariangeles, VictorUSA, mayberry, SeunOSEWApenis, pinkie2018, juliet751, Cyntie55.

Make sure your daddy and mummy take you to the best place to celebrate Today, tell them to buy you many capri-sun.

Happy Children's day to y'all

The last time l was a 'Childrens' was in 1986

But thanks for the mention anyway..

Peace!

For goodness sake!

Why are we like this in this country?

A defenceless woman and 4 innocent kids

I mean, even during warfare, women, children, invalid and elderly are sacred!

When did we become animals with no feeling??

famology:
Obasanjo is not relevant in today's Nigeria politics.

Bros... I laugh in Gujarati

You can't even say retired Generals IBB, Abdulsalam and Gowon are irrelevant ( These are the 'real owners of Nigeria, sadly)

Much less OBJ...

He is not called Ebora or Irumole for nothing..

I needed that comic relief from these two characters..

Honestly, I do

Dont worry , lady

If you're a good woman , he will have his ' fun' and come back

Abi no be men??

But sha, if you have been giving him problems and not as much fun, then bye-bye to your man

When I was a teenager, I had that exact thing on my wrist

However, my parents took me for surgery and it was removed

It didnt grow back till date

APC wey dey craze..



According to APC, Nigeria problems started under GEJ

Twitter gist ad gossip has it that this abokii stole all these to win the love of a 16 year old yanrinya!

And that the family of the 16 year old girl reported him to EFCC

Na so gbege burst

They are both adults

And it's not a Sharia Republic

We should let them be..

The aproko that carried the news and took pictures would do the same if the opportunity comes

Love can come from anywhere for anyone..

Goodluck to the lovebirds jare

Okobola146:
raise the volume make dem hear you for back

You don come here again with another monika abi ? Babangbali/iyangbali/enemyofpeace/enemyofprogress/notoriousbabe

Pele tie

One major character flaws of this old man is his sheer arrogance and pride

He thinks because he has massive wealth and cult-like followership , he is a god..

Baba BAT, seriously, you're NOT

Haaaa!

In 2022 democratic Nigeria!

Somebody's daughter!

Lord Have mercy!

Jeez! And the authority would look the other way because deep down, they expect that to happen to everyone with opposing faith!

Oluwa Olorun Isreali, Oba Esan, dide ija lodisi awon ota oruko Mimo re!

Mynd44:
14 governors? How many states are in Nigeria fess?

Oya come make I nack you konk for head...

So you no know say we get 42 states in Naija?

samwheel:
Will d VP also not resign?

No, he wasnt appointed, , he was elected with the president

500 people out of about more than 5 million is what percent again?

And this man is boasting about creating millionaires

I am ashamed in your behalf

Nursing is a very noble and respectable profession

Some are very efficient and capable

Whereas most are very rude ( to those who allow it sha)

Happy Nursing week to noble nurses

Like say Uncle BAT can even ' run' sef..

OK since you can 'run' we should just call you ' runsbaba'

Naija na cruise anyday

Now imagine what Lai Muhammed as opposition mouth-piece would have said if this happened in 2014!

But now?

Baba is' conveniently and selectively' deaf, blind and mute at thesame time...

Naija , I carry yansh for you

Lady Bleep with big boobs , wide assss and surgically -enhanced body and scanty brain would be announced winner of 100 million naira BBN

JohnnA1:
Wow, nice.
I say 'Amen' to the bolded.
Ma, what does it take to be a brilliant English Language major (particularly with the aim of 1st class)?
Thanks.

Thank you for the good will bro

Sadly sadists disguised as professors and lecturers in Nigerian government universities literarily make it impossible to get 1st class in English Language, however, give your best always and believe me, it is not impossible..

Best wishes!

B.A. Hons English Language ( Lagos state University Ojo 1996-2000)

M.A Hons English Language ( University of Lagos Akoka ( 2011-2012)

In view : PHD in TEFL ( Teaching English as a Foreign language) in any Canadian university lJN

dawnomike:
You are a Telemundo legendress

Guilty as charged!

Any woman that ties her husband with Juju should remember she has a son or would have a son too

I am not supporting men's infidelity, as it would always be their nature, but as an older woman, I advise you to take care of yourself as a woman in terms of looks, manner , personal hygiene and make the home peaceful.. Also, be gainfully employed and have your own source of livelihood ( no be everything the man should do)

Even if your man is a waka about , he would respect you if you display these qualities

Even if he doesnt respect you ( which I doubt) ' you have shown respect to yourself already

Quote me if you're close to 50 and experienced like me..

I like his wife sha

She no dey owe money

You render services to her children and she pays promptly..

A good lady, the wife

That's all I can say

Telemundo dey try tell us extravagant and daring lives of these drug lords and cartels: Death, revenge, sex, betrayal, loyalty, prison break etc

Lord of the Sky ( Aurelio Cassias)

Woman of Steel ( Sarah)

Queen of the South

Queen of Miami

Chai.... Mexico and Colombia with drug cartel movies eh!

Mikeangelo0433:
I studied biochemistry. Well I haven't got a Master's degree yet but I have a post graduate diploma in education certificate.Now how can I get a CIE certification? Please I need your valuable response.

Information about getting CIE certification for teachers is only sent by British Council to school affliated or registered under COBIS, AISEN and APEN hence getting that information on registration is hardly easy..

Right now, a certification for CIE is on but contact British council Ikoyi through their website..

Just search britishcouncil.org.ng and ask for information about CIE certification in Chemistry

If they still have spots left they will tell you , but they charge in British pounds ( starting from 82 pounds)

Mikeangelo0433:
To start with what sort of certifications am I to get under my belt and which one should I start with.If u don't mind I might also like to chat with you privately.

It depends on your field

To teach in elite schools, I strongly advice at least a Postgraduate or Master's degree ( not just bachelor's)

Also in a COBIS, APEN and AISEN school, you should get CIE certification from British Council at least

Triangles1:
We don't lie except we want to scam you.

Burma Boy to Trevor Noah

Good one!

Awon governor's Aide isonu!

Ole barawo!

Thank God it happened under a system that takes no bullshit from anyone irrespective of your status

More arrest of fraudsters disguised as politicians and businessmen..

More wins for honest hustlers..

Jokerman:
This kind school dey Lekki or Vi, and school fees might be 2-3 million per term....

Exactly..

I'm in one of them in the hoods you mention

Jokerman:
See what we are talking about... how then can a school which collects 15-20k per term with slow payment, be able to pay high salaries?

That's the problem bros