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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by ajf(m): 2:00pm On Feb 18, 2020
And me too. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank 2019 Graduate Trainee Assessment Centre Invite by ajf(m): 7:22am On Dec 28, 2019
goldimx:

Lol!!!....

Impatience

D page is nt closed on my phone

Data is cheap

Currently jobless

Eager to resume

Need money

Study packs, movies, frnds, social media etc on fone. So always on fone

So refreshing d page is always a tap away.

Hey man, hope you're good? Are the study packs you talk of for this programme? If so, can I please get them too? Thank you.
Sports / Re: Maurizio Sarri: My Father, Amerigo, The Only Person Who Can Make Me Quit Smoking by ajf(m): 8:43pm On Sep 10, 2018
Ehiscotch:
LOL. You would regret smoking when Chelsea start losing, their fans would come so hard on you.

Keep wobbling in the euphoria. And I hope you are healthy enough for the habit.

LOL. You sound pained. Chelsea fans don't attack coaches. It just doesn't happen. They were singing Mourinho's name even when the team was almost relegated. The only coach Chelsea fans attacked was the fat Spanish waiter and that was only because he had previously insulted them before he took the job, the fans asked him to apologize to them and the egotistical bastard refused to do that. So, he brought it on himself.
So, Mr man, do your research before making beer parlour claims for us here. Stop chatting shit. Stop giving us sakamanje.

CHELSEA FANS DON'T INSULT THEIR OWN! You can ask Mata. You can ask Lampard. You can ask Mourinho. You can even ask Ranieri. All those people are always giving heroic welcome back to the bridge.
They are not like those silly fans that fly an airplane over the stadium to insult their OWN coach.
It is well.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by ajf(m): 2:18am On Aug 28, 2018
LesbianBoy:


You have a point! He can be a box to box midfielder that scores goals grin grin grin

Lmao. Someone that has poor ball control as a midfielder? Kúkú ask Mourinho and Woodward to buy Bakayoko make everybody dey happy grin
LesbianBoy:


You have a point! He can be a box to box midfielder that scores goals grin grin grin

Lmao. Someone that has poor ball control as a midfielder? Kúkú ask Mourinho and Woodward to buy Bakayoko make everybody dey happy
Sports / Re: Willian leaks what Sarri told them before Huddersfield game by ajf(m): 12:55pm On Aug 14, 2018
Maxcollins042:
With a football formation like 3-5-2-1 and with high pressing midfielders, this Sarri-ball will become inconsequential.

Man confidently typed 3-5-2-1 lmao. Our International football analyst. Mr Inconsequential ��
Sports / Re: Willian leaks what Sarri told them before Huddersfield game by ajf(m): 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2018
Maxcollins042:
With a football formation like 3-5-2-1 and with high pressing midfielders, this Sarri-ball will become inconsequential.

Man confidently typed 3-4-2-1. Lmao. International football analyst. Mr Inconsequential ��

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Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Makes History At The World Cup As Cristiano Ronaldo Crashed Out by ajf(m): 2:50am On Jul 01, 2018
Somebody posts a bit of information, instead of my people to do a little bit of research to confirm the information, they are replying the said post with insults. Something that can be confirmed with just a google search o. There are too many stupid people in this country.

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Sports / Re: David Alaba Visits Super Eagles Camp In Austria by ajf(m): 2:46pm On Jun 10, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
undecidedHow is Dele Alli a bastard?Nah by force to join Supa Eagus dem?See how NFA abandoned Samuel Okparaji,Rasheed Yekini etc even in their grave.to serve Nig is not by force

See how the English FA are dashing Paul Gascoigne and Gary Lineker money anyhow àbí? Is the Argentine FA taking care of Maradona or is the Brazilian FA feeding Ronaldinho? You Nigerians amuse me. The mentality that the government must take care of you after doing a job you were already paid for is wrong. The only thing government can do for gone heroes is to create monuments in their memories. The Nigerian government does not owe Yekini's or Okparaji's family anything.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Winner Vs Best Graduating Student With 1st Class From UNN (PHOTO) by ajf(m): 10:50pm On May 01, 2018
Nigerians need to learn not to be overly sentimental. There's a difference between charity and business. Bbnaija is a business not charity. Whatever reward is given to a student isn't business.

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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 5/5 Lite Discussion Thread by ajf(m): 10:04pm On Jan 20, 2018
LizzyWiz:
Screenshot your Ram usage

Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 5/5 Lite Discussion Thread by ajf(m): 12:51pm On Jan 18, 2018
kolatunez:
A friend of mine bought the hot 5 lite and everytime he leaves an app(lets say he minimizes it)it closes and he didnt open any other app

Now i know the phone is 1gb ram but Is it supposed to close eveytime,i use a 1gb ram phone and it doesnt close my app everytime i minimize

Is anyone else facing dis problem undecided



I have this same problem too. Such a poor performance phone. Most times when I minimize Opera to open another app, I loose all progress I've made when I return back. Some people are saying it's because it's a 1g ram phone but I've used many 1g ram phones before. They were never this poor...
Sports / Re: 5 Footballers You Never Knew Have Killed Before by ajf(m): 5:59pm On Dec 12, 2017
buffalowings:

Alonso was drink driving.

Never knew of 3 4 5 sha
Op you try
R

Chelshit fans got a murderer in their squad.

Dem dey like touts sef chelshit fans


Abeg carry your wahala and go


I just hope alonso is genuinely sorry for his wrong choices.
No atonement can remedy the loss suffered by that girls family


The idiots who entered the car nko? They were drink riding? They deserve some blames too....

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Car Talk / Re: ₦572m Volkner Mobil Motorhome That Comes With Hydraulic Supercar Garage by ajf(m): 8:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Processed into water for kini



Lmao...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea :UCL (1 - 2) On 27th September 2017 by ajf(m): 9:38am On Sep 28, 2017
mikron:

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/stamford-bridge-expansion-chelsea-landlords-12518730
read that article and stop arguing the chelsea way. cos u guys like to brag. u dont own a stadium, FACT, Stamford bridge is on lease to chelsea

You are of those students that will prepare for exams for many weeks, study hard, carry expo and still fail.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by ajf(m): 10:06am On Apr 07, 2017
Anybody in human Kinetics and health education department here?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by ajf(m): 8:57pm On Apr 05, 2017
Bablarry:

Yes! Get there early.
OK. Thanks man!
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by ajf(m): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2017
I was scheduled to do my clearance today but due to some reasons, I just got the mail this evening. Can I still go for the clearance tomorrow?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by ajf(m): 1:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
Has anybody from the Human Kinetics department been recommended yet?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ibadan Post Graduate Aspirants: Form Is Out by ajf(m): 11:29am On Sep 17, 2016
Just received my EPT result - through mail - some minutes ago. Scored 57.
Sports / Re: Jude Ighalo's Kids Resume School (Photo) by ajf(m): 2:52pm On Sep 08, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Who told you no one cares. In Europe and North America, falsification of documents is fraud. They do not do it. Those ages are real. Stop saying what you do not know. Factual ko, statistical ni.

Lol. Don't mind the clueless dude. He thinks everywhere must be as unorganised as this jungle...
Celebrities / Re: 8 Over-rated Nigerian Artistes By Naijatainment by ajf(m): 7:47pm On Aug 28, 2016
Op, because you think an artiste is not performing at a maximum potential does not make the artiste automatically overrated. That's the only reason you gave in Darey's case and I do think he is quite fairly rated.

Lol D'banj heavily depended on don jazzy and not very talented? If that's the case, let don jazzy produce another D'banj then. Na so e easy?

Well, it's your opinion and everybody has a right to state theirs. That being said, I think you mentioned some artistes because you don't like them although I agree on some others.
Car Talk / Re: Gold Customized Mercedes Benz In Kaduna - Photos by ajf(m): 9:36am On Aug 06, 2016
Nice. But aesthetically, silver colour would have been better choice in my opinion....
Politics / Re: People Making Secessionist Threat Should Shut Up, Says Kwankwaso -THE NATION by ajf(m): 10:09am On Oct 26, 2015
Everybody really needs to grow up on this forum...
Music/Radio / Re: Timi Dakolo's Wish Me Well Vs Darey's Pray For Me: Which Do You Prefer? by ajf(m): 11:21am On Sep 17, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
I realli luv pray for me by darey. bt i think d turn off in d music is him addin yoruba which to me mks it local. it wud hv been better if d yoruba was substituted wit either spanish or french nd such wud hv made it nt only international bt also giv him so many international awards, and who knws,..mayb even a grammy nomination. dis is my personal opinion!

And somebody liked this rubbish?!

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Music/Radio / Re: Timi Dakolo's Wish Me Well Vs Darey's Pray For Me: Which Do You Prefer? by ajf(m): 11:17am On Sep 17, 2015
The thing is Timi's 'wish me well' hooks you immediately after the first listen while Darey's 'pray for me' will keep growing on you as you continue to listen to it.
I heard both songs on the same day for the first time some weeks ago. That day, I preferred Timi's song. But today, I must confess, I'm beginning to like Darey's more.
In the end, both are great songs that I love so much.
Celebrities / Re: Shakespeare May Have Been A Cannabis Smoker! by ajf(m): 11:12am On Aug 10, 2015
Lol.. These people are looking for more ways to make igbo more acceptable.
Celebrities / Shakespeare May Have Been A Cannabis Smoker! by ajf(m): 11:07am On Aug 10, 2015
By FRANCIS THACKERAY
Saturday 08 August 2015
State-of-the-art forensic technology from South
Africa has been used to try and unravel the mystery
of what was smoked in tobacco pipes found in the
Stratford-upon-Avon garden of William
Shakespeare.
Residue from clay tobacco pipes more than 400
years old from the playwright’s garden were
analysed in Pretoria using a sophisticated technique
called gas chromatography mass spectrometry.
Chemicals from pipe bowls and stems which had
been excavated from Shakespeare' garden and
adjacent areas were identified and quantified
during the forensic study. The artefacts for the
study were on loan from the Shakespeare
Birthplace Trust.
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The gas technique is very sensitive to residues that
can be preserved in pipes even if they had been
smoked 400 years ago.
What were they smoking?
There were several kinds of tobacco in the 17th
century, including the North American Nicotiana
(from which we get nicotine), and cocaine
(Erythroxylum), which is obtained from Peruvian
coca leaves.
It has been claimed that Sir Francis Drake may
have brought coca leaves to England after his visit
to Peru, just as Sir Walter Raleigh had brought
“tobacco leaves” (Nicotiana) from Virginia in North
America.
In a recent issue of a Country Life magazine, Mark
Griffiths has stimulated great interest in John
Gerard’s Herbal, published in 1597 as a botanical
book which includes engraved images of several
people in the frontispiece . One of them (cited as
“The Fourth Man”) is identified by Griffiths as
William Shakespeare, but this identification is
questionable.
'The Fourth Man' in John Gerard's 'Herbal'
Possibly, the engraving represents Sir Francis
Drake, who knew Gerard.
Gerard’s Herbal refers to various kinds of “tobacco”
introduced to Europe by Drake and Raleigh in the
days of Shakespeare in Elizabethan England.
There certainly is a link between Drake and plants
from the New World, notably corn, the potato and
“tobacco”. Furthermore, one can associate Raleigh
with the introduction of “tobacco” to Europe from
North America (notably in the context of the tobacco
plant called Nicotiana, from Virginia and
elsewhere).
What we found
There was unquestionable evidence for the smoking
of coca leaves in early 17th century England, based
on chemical evidence from two pipes in the
Stratford-upon-Avon area.
Neither of the pipes with cocaine came from
Shakepeare’s garden. But four of the pipes with
cannabis did.
Results of this study (including 24 pipe fragments)
indicated cannabis in eight samples, nicotine in at
least one sample, and in two samples definite
evidence for Peruvian cocaine from coca leaves.
Shakespeare may have been aware of the
deleterious effects of cocaine as a strange
compound. Possibly, he preferred cannabis as a
weed with mind-stimulating properties.
These suggestions are based on the following
literary indications. In Sonnet 76, Shakespeare
writes about “invention in a noted weed”. This can
be interpreted to mean that Shakespeare was
willing to use “weed” (cannabis as a kind of
tobacco) for creative writing ("nvention"wink.
In the same sonnet it appears that he would prefer
not to be associated with “compounds strange”,
which can be interpreted, at least potentially, to
mean “strange drugs” (possibly cocaine).
Sonnet 76 may relate to complex wordplay relating
in part to drugs (compounds and “weed”), and in
part to a style of writing, associated with clothing
("weeds"wink and literary compounds (words combined
to form one, as in the case of the word “Philsides”
from Philip Sidney).
Was Shakespeare high?
Chemical analyses of residues in early 17th-century
clay “tobacco pipes” have confirmed that a diversity
of plants was smoked in Europe. Literary analyses
and chemical science can be mutually beneficial,
bringing the arts and the sciences together in an
effort to better understand Shakespeare and his
contemporaries.
This has also begged the question whether the plays
of Shakespeare were performed in Elizabethan
England in a smoke-filled haze?
One can well imagine the scenario in which
Shakespeare performed his plays in the court of
Queen Elizabeth, in the company of Drake, Raleigh
and others who smoked clay pipes filled with
“tobacco”.
**
This piece is based on an article published in the South
African Journal of Science in July 2015.
Francis Thackeray is Phillip Tobias Chair in
Palaeoanthropology, Evolutionary Studies Institute
at University of the Witwatersrand .
SOURCE: www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/features/william-shakespeare-high-cannabis-marijuana-stoned-plays-hamlet-macbeth-romeo-juliet-stratford-10446510.html
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by ajf(m): 6:25pm On Jun 28, 2015
ayodot:
Green all the way. I can be invisible and throw most things by turning to a mosquito. i can carry heavy stuffs by turning into kingkong (lol). I can fly by turning into and eagle. I can even survive in the north poles by turning into a polar bear. I will be able to understand other animals and send them to spy on people. if i get short i can turn into amoeba and the bullets just drop off..
Omo men the list is endless.
LOL. Funniest comment so far...
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by ajf(m): 6:18pm On Jun 28, 2015
To all of you shouting yellow and being cocky about it. Yellow is almost a disability. Reading people's mind will fvck you up big time. Go check on all movie characters with this ability and see how it affects them negatively.
And Prof. Xavier is different. He just doesn't read, but can also control minds. Just reading minds will only add to your misery.
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by ajf(m): 6:11pm On Jun 28, 2015
adamilen:
BLUE


I will fly away from Nigeria to any country of my choice


NO MORE IMMIGRATION WAHALA !!!

NO MORE EXPENSIVE AIR TICKETS !!!
grin grin grin

Until Nigerians try to shoot you down and blame all of their misfortunes on you. The fact that you are even female won't help your matter...
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by ajf(m): 5:51pm On Jun 28, 2015
With grey, I will be unstoppable... Imagine what magneto does with just metal.

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