Soon,our president will need to set up a committee before going to the toilet...

Alexkene: Obinna Stephanie Onyinye, 31 has been declared wanted by the police for alleged involvement in the act of lesbian.

It was reported that Stephanie in 2012 was allegedly caught engaging in the practice of lesbianism with another woman, and has since then been reported at the Afonka Police Division.

She was reportedly caught with her fellow lesb*an at Shasha area of Lagos State.

Police sources had revealed that the bubble burst when Stephanie and her lesbian partner, Akin Dorcas, were caught red handed by Mr Akin who ran to the police to file a report.

Investigation also revealed that the two lesb*ans were always seen together before the revelation.
Sources said efforts were on top gear to track stephanie down.

Considering that the Nigerian government frowns at same s*x marriages, and all related practices, it is possible the two fingered in this crime will risk jail term.

source: [url=http://www.gidiexclusive.com/2013/02/husband-catches-his- wife-sleeping-with-another-woman-in-lagos.html]GidiExclusive[/url]

Nigeria,a place where you could get arrested and get a 14yr jailterm for doing what you like with ur own sexual organ in ur own house but go scot free if you steal billions of naira. Misplaced priorities...

torres2: With God, Mata, Hazard & Ba all things are possible

Yes o! Ba must start today for us to have any chance of going on to the final...

Before nko??

Wallahi if this Benitez go start Torres today,i go shoot am through my t.v ni!! Ok my bad,through onile's t.v i mean...

Richvkunt: Two clowns having a good time.
Clownocini versus clownotelli.
By the end of this season I expect the two of them to be history.

LMAO!!! Can you believe the guy said he doesn't have enough players?? Clowncini indeed. And as for Clownotelli, dude is just a ruffian,a thug,a talented foolish man.

Nigeria needs more psychiatrists, there are too many mentally ill people roaming the streets...

Teeboy15: which 1 b catalonia again....

Don't tell me that you quoted the whole of the O.Ps' epistle just to ask your stupid question...

kayswag100:

dis crap started on FB. U ll c fans of stars being happy based on d position of their comment. So childish!


Btw, they havent split officially 4rm spain. Catalunya frequently organises matches with national sides. U wnt 4get how dey THRASHED Argentina and Tunisia a few months back...

Thrashed Argentina?? they will white-wash Nigeria then... maybe do us the same thing Chelsea did to Aston-villa lol....

gistyinka: Happy New to you all,are you thinking of buying cheap laptop,ipad,blackberry, android,galaxy tap or iphone at cheap price online and resell it hear in nigeria at big price eg (laptop at #17,000 or blackberry phone at #8000 or ipad at #19,000) for more info get e-book manual at #1000.call 08180109400

Galaxy 'tap' ko galaxy slap ni...mtchewwwwwwwwwww...

davidylan:

Vague. What does this mean? In what way will the year be better?
This "prophecy" flies in the face of biblical prophecy.



Already in Proverbs 4:18



Already promised in Ps 107:29



These are generic blessings that are already cataloged in the book of deuteronomy.



this "prophecy" hath neither head nor tail. It is way too vague... for example - if prominent nigerians die, we are accused of not praying enough to avert the calamity, if they dont die we can simply attribute it to our voluminous prayers?



See above. Bilbical prophecies were more direct.



Vague... generic.



Luke 21 from verse 25.



and this is of relevance to the church how?



Soddom and Gomorrah already taught us this.

All due respect to the man of God but what are these? Prophecies or empty flights of fancy?

Thank you jare.

Seems many people on this thread smoke too much weed. ok, i'm out!!

youngdee168: Naija money spent recklessly, God will surely hear our cries some day.

Things like this will continue until you people stop bringing God into all things and start acting...

Really?? Some people just get duller by the day... Satanic ko, mor.onic ni... Mtcheeeewwwww

And you are a satanic mor.on...

::Andrew:::
Tall, handsome, six packs, Rich, bmw with alloy wheel is attractive to me.

oooh I forgot pink lips.

You gay??

Jaysleeves: I think the poster of this topic is a psycho and should be taken to a psychiatrist or better still shown the quickest routine to yaba left via pastor Ayo private jet...and for those of u who said u saw something that look like Jesus should be taken to an eye specialist to have you tested for astigmatism cause my Jesus can never be seen by any form of illusination of whatever form...I think this is the sort of things that differentiate an educated man from an idiocy no offence

You are a mumu of the highest order. When I said I saw Jesus christ,I meant the image many people use to represent him not that Jesus really looks like that. So let me ask you,if ur kid sees that image and asks who the image is, what will u say?
So somebody created an illusion using the same image and asked me what I saw, what do you expect me to tell him? Mention the name of the artist that drew the image??
Idiots forming over sabi mtcheeeeeewwwwww...

JESUS!!! Saw it on PC and even on my phone. Cool stuff...

centje: even tho' this is foolishness,i will teach you how to reach the peak of it...
When you see a virgin thread,just post anything and get a space. If eventually you're the first to comment,you can then modify it later (with modify button) to add your legendary first to comment.

You see how wise i made you to be foolish. Thank me,dear

ROFLMFAO!!!

It was just an exaggeration. she isn't talking about the literary 'evil spirit'... That is the only way I can explain a minister saying this anyway...

Those airplanes remind me of the one used in the movie 'The Gods Must Be Crazy'.

austin4real: Its a cessna airplane, not a boeing. A cessna should cost nufin more than 350-400 thousand dollars, so the dollar equivalent is quite right if you ask me.

4 air hostesses for a cessna?? Guy forget it's fraud!!!

I find gay pics repulsive but lesbian pics excite me. Double standards, not good...smh...

Gaiden k: Holy cassava flakes,there are more males than females on this thread, choi na so them don plenty,wetin be this

Ok. Wetin u dey find here?

Jubal01: Servs us ryt. Nigerians alwys lyk 2 learn dia lesons d hard n shameful way. R de teln me dat de cnt establish a station wit d quality of MTV CHANNEL O or Trace? Shame on us.

Abi o...

naturalwaves: @OP, please read the points raised below carefully and attend to them as appropriately as you can if you feel otherwise.



The above argument means that s.ex goes beyond the physical and that it is spiritual. According to what you said, what makes it spiritual is the inter-mixed blood and fluid which you term as a COVENANT.




By the first argument, the reason for the binding and covenant up here is the blood/ fluid exchange during s.ex. What this means, according to your argument is that, there cannot be a binding or covenant without a blood exchange that occurs during se.x.

The question is, what if there was no exchange of fluid/ blood by using condoms? In the olden days, there was no such thing as condoms hence, facilitating the exchange. Imagine what the effect of HIV/AIDS would be like without condoms, a direct exchange of the disease and other STDs. Except if you meant that the exchange of blood is independently and totally spiritual and not physical then spiritual. If this is the case, your post is null because it will be that one could get into a covenant even when a cursed person touches one.


Moreover, you said when one sleeps with a cursed person or a person that has other bad things, one get those things as well due to the covenant nature of se.x. By this argument, one should be blessed when one sleeps with a blessed person as well. The question is, how do we now determine who is blessed and who is cursed?




The argument above says that, due to the different switches of destinies, curse etc that occur during s.ex, we should watch carefully before we give our bodies to someone. So, you are not against having s.ex with anyone. The keyword is to watch carefully. Hmmmmm

Since, there is always a destiny switch, when one sleeps with one's wife, there is a switch. In other words, a husband will share all the ancestral curses on his wife and vice- versa if there is.Do married people enjoy a special immunity to such exchange of destinies that you claim or they get it as well?




How can you explain the above statement ? What does it mean to be one with someone? Do you know that you can be one with someone in different ways. It could be physically, mentally, culturally, as a team, morally etc. What if the oneness referred to was just to say, "you become birds of a feather" from a moral stance?




When I saw some people label your post as rubbish, I was not surprised cos you failed to do a thorough work before pasting this.This is Nairaland and not Dummyland. You cannot post just anything and expect everyone to just swallow it particularly when such post is devoid of relevant and well structured facts to back it up.I will suggest you go back to your bible and pastor and ask for a proper explanation before you post or ask God for a proper understanding.


Don't get me wrong, I am very much against pre marital sex. I am an advocate of TOTAL ABSTINENCE but claiming there is a covenant to sex.ual relationship based on the points raised by the you (the OP) is an invalid argument. Maybe, if I see a better explanation to it, I might agree.




A lil advice for guys, if you cannot wait till the right time, use protection e.g condoms to avoid an exchange of blood/ fluid and NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER you leave a used condom with anyone particularly strangers like wh.ores so that your fluid will not be retrieved and used for evil purposes. It is well!

And to think that some people liked that poo. Smh...

Cyracks: so the STDs killing people as a result of having sex is now modern development to you right? Just listing to yourself.

You mean STDs are also spiritual?! LMAO!!!

Whare are those arsenal fans nah?? Lol...

Oh I see!! No wonder Vic O is now a renowned multi-millionaire mtcheeeewwwwwww...

This is why african countries are backward and underdeveloped. Always thinking and talking poo. Spiritual ko, metaphysical ni...

That south sudanese guy looks like a grandpa...

Francheezy: i heard d@ Stella DamasUs nd Shan Ge0rge av rilizd dere 0wn....
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Btw, diz T0nt0s get high iz beta dan PARTY BY BURNA B0Y....

Burnaboy? Like to party? You are joking right?