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Family / Re: 14 Years After, I Saw The Man That Molested Me by ajf(m): 10:58am On Mar 05, 2015
tolextony:
Super story...
Was There anytin like mouth action 14years ago?
No o. People only started having sex last year sef.....

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Education / Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by ajf(m): 5:42pm On Mar 02, 2015
Beamborla:
Sapati international school in Ilorin
That's one fine school you mentioned though. And there's nothing wrong with the name, it's just indigenous...
Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by ajf(m): 7:36am On Mar 01, 2015
BascoVanVeli:

And that is dumb because at this age you can get them with minimum fuss from their clubs, that's how we lost Alaba, Nigeria should be open to all Nigerians, we shouldn't wait till everybody knows they are stars then go begging.
How do we want them to play for us if we keep treating them like second-hand citizens? Now they want to play, you said no. Later when they are good and their country of abode has already registered an interest, we begin to run helter-skelter....
Romance / Re: Caught His Landlady And Co-tenant In The Act (advice Urgently Needed) by ajf(m): 12:41pm On Feb 27, 2015
So, what do we do now?!
Family / Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by ajf(m): 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2015
falconey:
bros your brain dey relegation
Lol. Bro no be fight nah?
Family / Re: Shocking!!!! I Caught My Niece self-servicing by ajf(m): 8:19pm On Feb 24, 2015
Zohan:
You should learn how to mind you damn fvcking business undecided
Thank you o jare. I don't know why Nigerians can't just mind their own business. Dey pokenose for wetin no concern you. The girl will see this topic on nairaland and be like ' so, this bros no get sense’...

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by ajf(m): 10:32pm On Feb 23, 2015
BluIvy:


Does it matter really? Please deal with my statement not me that is the most sensible thing to do.
Yes ma'am, it matters. It's going to determine my next question for you...
Sports / Re: I Have A Feeling Arsenal Would Win The EPL by ajf(m): 7:04pm On Feb 23, 2015
What a wonderful feeling! You know, this is just like the kind of feeling a Nigerian virgin boy dreaming of banging Nicki Minaj will have. An absolutely wonderful feeling!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by ajf(m): 6:30pm On Feb 23, 2015
BluIvy:


Lol! I was about to say we all know Nigerian under 17's with 7 year old daughters screaming "there's papa on tv".

**Bloody age cheaters** in Juju's voice. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Emmm madam, please where are you from? I'm only asking this question to know whether having a sensible discussion with you is feasible...

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NYSC / Re: Corper Drowned At Ibeno Beach In Akwa Ibom(Photo) by ajf(m): 2:56pm On Feb 15, 2015
TheRainmaker1:


And you're supposed to learn how to swim on your bed or in your bath tub abi? angry
So the best place to learn is the ocean abi?
Sports / Re: I See The Future Of Nigeria Football In This Present Flying Eagles. by ajf(m): 6:39pm On Feb 03, 2015
I just love this team....
Sports / Re: Photo: David Alaba And His Parents by ajf(m): 1:49pm On Feb 01, 2015
aieromon:
Interracial breeding made in heaven.
He has a very beautiful sister too...
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Flaunts New Car (Photo) by ajf(m): 2:12pm On Jan 30, 2015
Nneka123:
He's so cute embarassed, cool ride! cheesy
Why e no go cute?! naija girls ehn, I carry yansh for una... #OLE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 18th Janaury 2015 by ajf(m): 4:21pm On Jan 18, 2015
City Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Kolarov,
Lampard, Jovetic, Dzeko

Arsenal Subs: Szczesny, Gibbs, Chambers, Flamini,
Rosicky, Ozil, Walcott.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 18th Janaury 2015 by ajf(m): 4:13pm On Jan 18, 2015
Team News:
MAN CITY: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany (C),
Demichelis, Clichy, Fernandinho, Fernando,
Navas, Silva, Milner, Aguero
ARSENAL: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker,
Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Ramsey, Oxlade-
Chamberlain, Cazorla, Alexis, Giroud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 18th Janaury 2015 by ajf(m): 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2015
kunlepicktu:
I pray that Man city shud beat Arsenal so that d gap btw chelsea n man city wil nt b much. Chelsea fans pls dnt kill me wit this comment oooooo. Up united
This is Why they say it is good to be in the midst of fortunate people, unfortunate people only try to bring you down to their level. grin
kunlepicktu:
I pray that Man city shud beat Arsenal so that d gap btw chelsea n man city wil nt b much. Chelsea fans pls dnt kill me wit this comment oooooo. Up united
This is Why they say it is good to be in the midst of fortunate people, unfortunate people only try to bring you down to their level.
TeamCFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 18th Janaury 2015 by ajf(m): 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2015
For the first time in my life, I'm supporting Arsenal FC today.
Team CFC
Team London
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Chelsea (0 - 5) On 17th January 2015 by ajf(m): 6:44pm On Jan 17, 2015
hensben:
Blues4Lyf

Guys! i will be an arsenal fan tomorrow
Guy no be only you o. For the first time ever, tomorrow, I will be an Arsenal fan....
Phones / Re: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by ajf(m): 9:00am On Dec 29, 2014
xule20:
Am allergy to chinko phones


NB:No quoting pls frm chinko fans cus I kn u will be fast to say,do I kn dat Iphones,Samsung bla bla bla re made in china due to cheap labour there......Happy last sunday of d year NL
I AM ALLERGIC to your grammar......

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Religion / Re: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by ajf(m): 1:44pm On Dec 28, 2014
No be una over-respect for them dey cause am? If any pastor tries that kinda nonsense with me ehn, the ushers would have to take both of us out of church for the service to continue....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 26th December 2014 by ajf(m): 3:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
That glo overload ad though..... buhahahaha.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch C 2014 Kwara Corpers, Meet Here!!! by ajf(m): 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2014
Just graduated from Unilorin. Posted to Kwara state again. NYSC, there is God o.......
Phones / Re: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by ajf(m): 10:47am On Oct 31, 2014
Codedboy95:
somepple are just naturally dull as in dullness is their God given gift . how will you be comparing a 70k phone to a 17k phone ?. .please make use of your brain
Abi o. And we wonder why the country remains stagnant. The truth is with citizens this stupid, no country will move forward.
Phones / Re: Wiko Phones Launched In Nigeria (Pictures) by ajf(m): 3:20pm On Oct 27, 2014
ojeffo:
NCC AND OTHER RELEVANT AGENCIES SHOULD PLS REGULATE THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT GOES OUT OF HAND...ITS A GROWING CANCER.
Why should it be stopped? Is this negatively affecting the economy? Or is it positively affecting it? Will 'chinko' phones cut short the average life span of Nigerians? What cancer? Be honest with yourself, you are just angry that a road side mechanic might be using a phone with almost the same functions as your expensive phone by paying way less.

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Education / Re: Court Upholds Ban On Use Of Hijab In Lagos Public Schools by ajf(m): 7:57am On Oct 18, 2014
BetaThings:

Taking the holy communion is dwelling in the past?
The attire of a nun is dwelling in the past?
Holding the cross is dwelling in the past?
Is speaking in tongue dwelling in the past?
Is wearing white garment dwelling in the past?

Sir, you are dwelling in intolerance and exclusion
Do Christian students take holy communion in public schools?
Do female Catholic students wear the attire of a nun to public schools?
Have you ever seen a student wearing a white garment to school ?
Do you see my point?

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Education / Re: The Use Of 'i Was Like Ok' By Nigerian Students by ajf(m): 7:19pm On Oct 15, 2014
MissMeiya:


Yes, it does. This "English is not my father's language" is a shoddy excuse for poor grammar. Which language are you using right now? Whatever language you are using, you must use it correctly.

Did you know that English is not America's official language? But it is Nigeria's official language. Who should speak it better? Smh.
Please educate me. What language is the United State of America's official language??
Education / Re: The Use Of 'i Was Like Ok' By Nigerian Students by ajf(m): 7:14pm On Oct 15, 2014
O.P what are you on about? Even the owners of the language don't always speak grammatically correct English. You don't believe me? go take a walk on the streets of London or New York and you will be surprised instead If giving yourself an unnecessary headache over another man's language.
Plus the example you cited is of somebody that speaks English as a second language and was having an informal conversation anyway.
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Best Nigerian/nollywood Movie? by ajf(m): 7:25am On Oct 12, 2014
Immortal, Shaworo ide, maagun, madam dearest, Diamond ring. And this Saheed Balogun three cast movie featuring Joke Silva. Can't remember the title.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ajf(m): 4:46pm On Oct 05, 2014
Awon omo mi, awon omo ni London....... Awon stubborn.... #Durosoke

Sports / Re: Is Welbeck Better Than Henry? by ajf(m): 8:10am On Oct 04, 2014
What is this nonsense?!
Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos House Of Assembly Members Ask Fashola To Rename IDH After Adadevoh by ajf(m): 7:06pm On Sep 25, 2014
korel9: Na dat one the family wan chop? undecided
Wetin you wan give her family chop?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Bolton Wanderers: Capital One Cup (2 - 1) On 24th September 2014 by ajf(m): 10:32pm On Sep 24, 2014
mukina2: fredoooooo
this rasta ake fine o grin grin
Aunty Cougar, the boy is just 18 o lolz. #ChildAbuse

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