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Where are the haters now? una don chop today??

Chelsea will win today,haters can go and drink rat poison na them sabi. #KTBFFH..........

spade: Mehn, the film poster is making sooooo much sense! Love it! Check out the artistry here! Symbolic and solid, unlike the past ones where dem go carry over 500 different faces plaster for the poster, making it look so nyama-nyama!

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Why can't we like a post more than once?? smh.......

I don't know why some Nigerians think like this. You expect a 14000 naira phone to have the same features as a 95000 naira phone? Has any tecno user come to your house to complain? No,because we are pleased with what we are getting for the little amount we paid. And yes,we know that your 'expensive' samsungs and iphones have some liitle things our tecno doesn't have but we are happy with what we have. So,OK? next..............

And men who drive risk damaging their scrotum smh............

In their dreams..... Ethiopia ko, Babylon ni!!!

An opinion is always an opinion, even if it is stu.pid or fo.olish.
OK,what am I saying now? E be like say the op don transfer me him mumuness......

Dunno why niqqars hate Chelsea with no reason...... watch as the blues keep marching on...... KTBFFH.

ume: mode change de scorline na

abi o........

You people didn't even bother to know about the guys research before commenting, that's why you are spitting rubbish. The guys report is actually against gay marriage.
Now, to the scientific research itself. I have never read something more stupid than this. How dare he call that rubbish a research?! It will be embarrassing if the so called research should get out of the country. People will laugh at our education sector.

olala32: making who proud.?......mind ur mouth d banj dt is disgracin nigerian artiste ,makin western world feel tht nigerian artiste re houseboy to western artiste,he is loosen is reputation jux to have fame,comeback to ur coun3 and bcome one of the king like:2face,donjazzy etc instead of being sting by kanye west.........

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The opera mini (latest edition on Google play) on my tecno L3 phone started showing scattered letters ( the images are okay) two days ago. I uninstalled, re-installed and updated it but nothing changed. It then started to work fine again yesterday. The problem then came back while using it today.
I love opera mini cos it gives me the best browsing experience but this ish is really annoying. So, is it only me having this problem? If it's not only me, what's the solution? Please, I need somebody to help me out here...............

kevd4all: People who are looking for a devices with a 5" screen size with the largest battery on a BlackBerry and with BlackBerry 10 OS you get the best of both worlds with android unlocked runtime allowing users to sideload almost all android apps...the problem I have with bb users in Nigeria is that most of the people that use it buy it to feel among or as a status symbol they are never able to utilise the full potential of such a device and end up bad mouthing BlackBerry. If you are bizness minded don't see the reason why you would want all the HD games on a phone

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lakside s: Dat means dey are going to end up in europa league again be dat o

*yimu* dey gulk yourself............. #TeamCFC

cashkid18: hmmm..n sum pple will still blame gej for it instead of blaming fashola

Daft ni....ers like this should be ignored

sleeky8: To all y'all GEJ ass kissers, take a breather of 5mins and reason. The OP is trying to show that a project that is supposed to kick off in the first quarter of 2013 has not started so instead of praising GEJ you should be asking questions.

The op and Berem were even trying to point them to the error in the article,they still won't understand. But what do you expect from Jonathan followers though......... Lol....... Na joke I dey joke o............

-1+1=0. Reason; you dey buka, your padi buy you one cassava bread to use chop your agonyin beans. As you siddon make you dey enjoy am,na so you sight one fine opeke wey just dey order her beans(wetin fine girl dey find for buka? we no know), as a sharp guy, you quickly pass am your cassava bread (for your mind now, you go soon kolet number). You com chop your beans with no bread use water top am like dat. Belle don full!
-1 na the bread you use toast.
Your padi dash you bread +1
You chop your agonyin beans with no bread =siro!!!

They will later be asking why our students fail jamb when nairalanders can't even read a question carefully(when under no examination pressure).
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The question is - 1+ 1=?. We know you are smart, don't be too hasty to tell us.

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2. Hibiscus
3. Bell

Dem don beat Chelsea, una dey hear dey talk of topic and personality. Dat one no consign me o jie.... Make i go sleep, sleep sef no gree come.. Which kain life be this oooooooo.............

And does the op really think Ross barkley could ever play for Nigeria? Please remove him from that list....

justplainpaul: Them say person mumu. you this mugu come mumu join am. your username surpose be MUMUNI.

Lmao!!! Una no go kill pesin for here I swear........

yuzedo: But that lil elephant hella ugly tho! Maybe the mama see am shout "blaad of jeeeeezass!"

Or maybe the mama na ashawo elephant and im no want make the pikin spoil market for am.
Or maybe the mama no sabi who the papa be so im no wan raise bastard elephant wey go expose am.
Or maybe the postinor 12 (postinor 2 no reach to kill elephant foetus) wey the mama drink no work so im wan do wetin wicked babe for naija wey no get liver do abortion dey do their pikins.

Whatever the case, only in China, yo! African elephants no dey behave like this..

Now, this 'looks' like the real yuzedo....

yuzedo: Man! This brought tears to my eyes... Those pictures of the little elephant crying can make Nigerian politicians stop looting; my heart wanna melt die. I just want to love that poor elephant.

Ole!!! Somebody has stolen yuzedo's moniker!!

Mr Aboki: They are renewable..

Remember that you are in Heaven. Everything is possible.. Just take your disvirgined Biitch back to the warehouse and they will repair her and return her to your house.. Its like MTN.. Your credit finishes, just recharge and keep going..


Dont dull yaself... Port to Islam now. Every Muslim Man is entitled to 72 Virgins as part of their eternal fundamental human right.. More can be added unto you depending on how faithful you were to ALLAH on earth.

What about the women? 72 youthful Virgin boys to shine dia beaver?? I don't like the way people leave out women in Islam lol......

johnnyblakes: look its not about being a christain or muslim or any religion infact its not just religion,its about being a child of GOD and to be a child of GOD you must be born again by accepting JESUS CHRIST AS your personal lord and saviour and must live a holy and righteous life in order to see HEAVEN .PERIOD

What about people who died before jesus christ was even born? Where will they be now?

Ha! E gba mi!! See question o!!! Go blow am on top weed nah, so you can have everlasting highness. Mtcheeeewwww.........

No picture? And 512 ram for fifteen thousand naira? Thanks, I prefer my tecno L3.................

So, this one mean say churches no go collect tithe again? Hallelujah!!!!! Acute joblessness!!!