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Businext:
So you took time out to read about Abraham from a book you don't believe as the Word of God or being true? What can your opinion or thread do? Rewrite the Bible or make people scorn father Abraham?

Is that how you go about analysing people in other books of other religions and faith?

How many Shakespeare's characters have you analysed or Wole Shoyinka or Chinua Achebe or Chimamanda Adichie's characters which are fictional?

I am a Christian and I won't go to read Hare Krishna or Hindu or Greek mythology books to create thread to disrespect them especially since I'm not in that faith. It's all shades of disrespectful, insensitivity and shows you are trying hard to offend and fan embers of ridicule and hate.

As a Christian I warn you pull down your thread. Genesis 12:3 read since you've taken time out of your science and medicine to delve into the Christian faith.

#FearGod

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your attention is needed here

story for the gods
toothless bulldog!

condemn ,condemn, condemn
business continue nationwide

then what happened?

thatsleepboy1:
Koran 44 vs 51 - 54
Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74
Koran 78 vs 31 - 33


Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the Qur’an and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, among gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Companions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:

Qur’an 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;-

and also:

Qur’an 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;-

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?-

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions;-

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?-

Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;-

So, the Qur’an tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the Qur’an that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

Qur’an 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks:

(…) meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, (…) Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration[1].

But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.

But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others)—logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the least two virgins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives;
the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."

It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!

Addendum

This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise[2]."

Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others.

Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.

[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.

you look confused and deranged ..

The Quran and Hadith explicitly & implicitly have stated the reward for
righteousness as well as punishment for an act of disobedience

first and foremost According to the biblical account,
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines
yet Hymns for Song of Solomon is one of the most sang in the Christendom
more so
2 Samuel 11:1-27, David Commits Adultery and Murder
Still the Cross of David star is one of your most revered sign and symbol in Christianity

But the simple question for you is thus:

pls tell us if any at all with Biblical reference what are the reward for righteousness
or what is life in the Paradise?
also

The Roman Catholic Church teaches that after death there is a state of Purgatory. This is a place where some people who have sinned are purified in a 'cleansing fire', after which they are accepted into Heaven.

pls explain this to us as well

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Happy new year folk

SmartProf:
That's your opinion and you are entitled to it but avoid generalization of issues from you own narrow perspective. Others have their unique experiences and testimonies from special cross over services and will stick to attending it annually. Live and let's live.

sure.... but the bottom line is that we should not over hype everything and make it sacrosanct

minks:
You seem to mix up a lot of things.
Religion and spirituality are two different things. Nigerians may be religious but few are spiritual. Spirituality is what connects one to God not religion. (Read Romans 8:14)

Israel may be a Jewish state but God's promise to Abraham is the reason behind their success story today.

Success only comes from God and so does material blessing. Doesn't matter how hard you work or how well you plan, without God you wouldn't amount to anything.
America is what it is today because her founding fathers built her foundation on God.

@bold even LGBT on God foundation ?
you must be hallucinating

how do you differentiate Religion and spirituality?

this how you deceived gullible Nigeria

NGArmyTerrorist:
Another audio killing for Christmas! Wey d pictures, na Motorcycle i dey see for six feet, na motorcycle una kill so! Hahaha, well, everybody sabi una; running away from Boko Haram and using civilian to show that una get muscle.. One of them dey even smile for the motorcycle wey dey inside six feet.

News: Nigeria Army kills IPOB members Igbo:
They should go after ISWAP and leave IPOB alone
News: Nigeria Army kills ISWAP terrorists Igbo: Audio killing, why can't they show us video.

Me: you have replace your brain with bread and looking for Nnamdi Kanu feet to kiss.. dunce

Mko123:
Nigeria Army is globally known for falsehood. You can't actually get the right statistics from them. They might have more men down on the said operation but will lie about it. They claim their falsehood is their media logistics so as not to demoralized the ongoing Troup. If you quote me, I believe your IQ is between 12 - 15% because I reside in the barracks

you are a traitors then

e don tey were you
don the commit murder

Moferere:
IPoBs should stop dreaming. Nemo dat quod non habet, so they say in law.
1. Kanu will not be released until he's convicted by a court of law. Thereafter, he MAY BE granted presidential pardon under strict conditions which includes RENOUNCING BIAFRA PUBLICLY.

2. As it stands today, nobody from South East will emerge as the presidential flagbearer of the APC/or PDP. By extension, power will not go to the East in 2023.

You may quote me or abuse me. But this is the naked truth.

fact

If you think Buhari went as far as somewhere 'Kenya' to fetch your hunchback albino porn star supreme leader to come and face his trial but only to release him so soon, then you should prepare for heart break.

Tomek09:
Ajumma
Abijaj
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Must surely repent before 2022.

our prayers

so that all those traitors like you and IPOB sponsors
should not toil the path of Ojukwu

after kom the begi begi

OgatheTop:
Insult your dad all you can...

anoda cultist on prowl

Tomek09

after you and your fellow
IPOB supporting boycott no work ba?

ebola loading

“Macbeth has murdered sleep, and therefore Macbeth will sleep no more.” William Shakespeare ( 26 April 1564 – 23 April 1616)

AfonjaConehead

small time now you will
start begging like your hero ba?

you all kept quite
traitors

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KillIgbohoN0W:
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I don't have time to exchange ignorance.

Romans 1:18
all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men
who suppress the truth in unrighteousness,

KillIgbohoN0W:
Juju fowl
The Quran teaches muslims that lies is a sin except when it is against unbelievers (Christians).


Know this and be safe.

how do you sleep
at night with those bile?
enemy within

woe unto thee

May the Lord almighty bring peace to our dear Country

allahIsAnIDOL:
Comprehension is far from people ooo Ajumma i quoted you on an almajiri thread as allah is busy sucking you people's blood to regain his strength and you didn't reply only for you to jump here to mention me, ode oshi.

pls remind me again
because of your inherent criminals
nature in your DNA of operating
different monikers



I hope you have not cannibals'
any corpses today of recent

allahIsAnIDOL

Lol, this guy walai I really want to ask you sth that's why I sent you an email


You see why i said
identity theft like
Wendell Simlin: aka
Reno Omokri

how many monikers only you the operate?

@bold pls feel free

NewsForYou:
Your question is very deep.

& the accusation is deeper

luluman:
While those who digress from target issue remain unfocused for ever

hallmark of a "lapping dog"

Salvofthesouth

Be playing with innocent people’s blood of those security personnel
killed by your so called peaceful IPOB members but I promise you the curse is on you.

iamezekwesiri:
you made no sense at all rather exhibited your deep seated bigotry. rest kettle bearer

You are bereaved of critical reasoning by default
Kanu have exerted pressure on your reasoning and understanding continuously.