₦airaland Forum

MetalJigsaw:
I'm about to marry my dream girl who is a virgin but she's uncomfortable with my size.

Should I persuade her that she will adapt?

A Virgin And she is complaining about your size?? You just open it for her to size it or you disvirgin her??

Na wa oooh for this ur man ooo.
Weytin concern him with wig and clothes. Na woman to woman matter na. Just get ready to collect shege from both ur husband and sister in law

I went to both, 3 years day, 3 years boarding. Both shaped me but boarding shaped me better. In boarding school, you will learn street sense that will guide u as u go through life. Boarding school can equally put ur life in a miserable state if you don't have a discipline background.

jetguy:
Believe it or leave it... Trump sense that these people aimed is to reduced the population of Christian and then later turn Nigeria to a Muslim nation, that's their agenda...it fit work for other regions if they like, but for this our
SOUTH SOUTH ehh, if you price, you go pay...

God bless Nigeria 💪

Dey there dey make mouth, after dem don finish with other regions, you think ur South South ll be safe?

96ACE:
Please if you have patronized Temu before, kindly give an honest review about them. I want to order a power station to power basic room appliances from them, their prices look to good to be true. Please kindly share the way to go about it here.

I bought some stuff online like twice this year.
No delay, they delivered at the expected date.
If not satisfied, the credit ur account to be use in ur next purchase.

jesusjnr2020:
I saw this post on social media and it more or less portrayed my thoughts and concerns, hence deemed it wise to also share it here.

If the Catholics indeed claim and believe to have emerged from the early church led the apostles, and Peter was their first bishop or pope, then why the drastic deviation from the example, doctrines and standards set by the apostles and those of the early church?

Moreover where did all the practices in the Catholic church foreign to the early church, things which the apostles never did, such as praying rosary to so-called "Mary", emerge from?

These are some important questions some of our Catholics brethren ought to ask themselves if they truly want to follow Jesus and not the traditions and doctrines of men, because it's beyond glaring that many such practices and doctrines in their Catholic church do not align with those of the apostles and the early church which they claim to have originated from.

If indeed the Catholic church emerged from the early church led by the apostles of Christ, It's my earnest desire to see them return to the example, doctrines and standard set by the apostles and early church which they received from Jesus Christ

God bless.

Is that ur whole problem since birth??

Sirleo05:
Instead of us to confront the truth and move on as a nation, some people ( politicians) are hell bent on futher destroying this country because of their selfish ambitions.

The question is, which direction are we moving if we must move?

No proof to be shown. The fact that all those responsible have suddenly rebuked the killings, is enough proof.

It's becoming annoying seeing how community neglect their communal obligations and hype everything on the government. Before government ll help your community, let the community help themselves first. In this case, why not come out as community clear drainages including filling potholes with big stones before the raining season start proper

What's the criteria to conferred honorary doctorate degree and can the individual use Dr. Before his/her name??

MistyDense:
Sweet old days when life in Nigeria was still meaningful.
Do you still have that Box, is that Omo detergent still being sold till today?

How many of u still use Imperial leather soap?

How about the plates?
These plates used to be the Most cherish household items by our mothers . Where are they today?

Bluee supposed dey there

henrybomb:
Helinues is always backward in both arguments and opinions so you should not be surprise nah

Umahi knows what he is doing..he is just doing what most politicians do…my way or the highway 😄

Ah I don't even know na Helinues I quote i for waka pass

helinues:
Rufai can't be rude to people and be thinking he's always right. His question is not logical.

When you budget for a road projects, there are unseen things in the initial plans, that's why the budget is always over estimated

For example, there are new linking roads to the Lagos Calabar coastal highway which wasn't in the initial plan

How is Rufai rude? Those questions are technical for a minister to answer knowing fully well that his profession. If he feels no need of answering, dodge it than going confrontational

Omihanifa:
Nigeria government can replicate this in taraba state. The mambila axis

Which Nigerian government that have been dragging Mambilla power project for over one decade??

Why person ll go his gf house begin dey hide inside wardrobe?
One of ex that year wad terrified seeing me in their house thinking her strict father ll send me out as d man no want take see boyfriend in his house. Na so I gallant for the man sitting room waiting for the worst (sending me out of his house) but the man engaged me with sweet conversation.
My gf was surprised seeing us gisting and smiling with d dad.
Since that day we become best of friends but he show his displeasure after we broke and she scattered the relationship

Jokerman:
Please who knows what's happening to ShopRite at Ikeja City Mall? Are they in debt??

That place is a shadow of itself... Could not get anything from there- was so pissed.

Please what happening to the Nigerian Buyer?? Or are they leaving Nigeria?

even the one on airport road Abuja was closed down yesterday

johnmartus:
Taribo should stop talking nonsense none of you play for Nigeria for free and you forget the opportunity it was created for you in outside Nigeria?

Don't be ingrate many of your mates were disappointed when you were narrowly picked to play for Nigeria.

Did the late buhari serve nigeria for free that he giving a national burial honour?
U ll be domy if u think they arent serve d country in the same capacity

Aaaaarghmed:
Avoid polytechnic, go to university. Dont date broke girls,date capable girls.peaceout

You see that polytechnic, even ones enemy need that advice

As the spirit leads!
But sometimes, instead of giving her cause dad is late, if I remember their children (my siblings) who are still schooling and everything is on my head, I ll just shone her. I come and kill myself

whippersnapper:
are you serious. Poor man no dey get work be that oh

Dem dey get but na rare cases like 2 out of 10

NassBoy:
I'm posting this here in order to get more clarifications regarding this recruitment exercise by the federal government of Nigeria.

So, sometime in March, I applied for same job when it was announced. I applied and I prayed for success. Just four days ago, a friend whom we applied same day, called to inform me that the lists of shortlisted candidates have been released and that I should check the Portal. But before I checked, I asked about his own status and he said he wasn't Shortlisted. When he said this, I instantly lost hope. I told him there was no point checking it because I already knew I would not be shortlisted too, so what's the point checking?. He insisted that I check. I was nervous.
To my surprise, I finally checked and saw that I was shortlisted. And I can only pray that I succeed after all. To God be the glory.

For those who are already in the system, how are these things done?.
Secondly, I heard exams/aptitude test would be next, but no date has been fixed yet. Does anyone know the Exact date?
Thirdly, what and what do I need to study ahead of the test?. What are the kind of questions involved? I was told it's Mathematics, English and current affairs. How true is this?
Lastly, how much is the salary for starters when you get a federal civil service job. I can see Grade Level 8 on the dashboard. Does this mean that if I succeed(by God's grace), I would start from level 8?

Just have it at the back of ur mind that you can pass all the stages up to documentation and you ll not still get the job unless u re connected to a strong politicians.
Wish u best of lucks

Obasanjo said it but the odes supporting apc came for him.

franchasng:
Bola Tinubu 72yrs old? Lafmaooo


Type APC to repeat next joke

As inn eehhhhhj!
He became president at 71 and after two years as a president at 72 years

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

Most of my inspiration and clarity comes from the toilet/bathroom

Europe:
Hope it's not the church wike visited and the clergyman was praising him to all heavens....hmmmm the church need to be seen neutral or else

Na d church ooo but one of its branches/parishes. Na because of him these laws were put in place

[quote author=Bobloco post=135493079][/quote]How can they create jobs when contractors who are in position to employ skilled and unskilled workers are either not giving work to execute or are being owned large sums of money for work done.
U need to see how contractors going up and down pushing either new contract (which fg claiming no money) or entitlements.

Biodun556:
People in that country should help Grandma pay her grandchildren school fees. I don't think teachers will receive egg as salaries

Where are the parents of the children 🤔
They can't give birth to children and dump them with their Mama except they are dead which I'm not sure of.

Jman06:
No resident doctor earns less than 400k in a public hospital in Nigeria as at today. Maybe the 316k excludes call duty allowance

Very very wrong of u to come and beat ur chest to claim what u aren't sure of or gone round the country to research.

HelenaWills:
I was hoping money could revive the car reason I kept trying. Besides, he had stopped taking calls since September or so.

You should have mention the problem/s of the car may be u could get help except u re planning to sell the car.

Ahhh, me no know which spoon I fall into. All I know is me and my 6 siblings never lack anything as dad and mom were civil servants until we lost our dad 20 yrs ago. Then, the struggle of life begins at 18 as the first born. We embraced farming till today which was introduced to us by dad as a means of survival.
Today, 6 of us are graduates with the last one still at the University.
Hustling and struggling till we make it by His grace 👑 🙏