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PoliticsRe: Protesters Hold Sunday Service in Street of Jos Despite Presidential Address by akaahs(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2024
Obiedun:
If they can direct their energy towards reclaiming their land from invaders and protect their indigenes against killers as they are doing now they will not be where they are now. They are only good at drinking burukutu.
Ur likes and the government are the invaders. U think we don't know??
Remove the log in ur eyes first b4 telling another person to do so
PoliticsRe: Don’t Participate In Nationwide Protest – ECWA Tells Members by akaahs(m): 1:03pm On Jul 26, 2024
Jokerman:
Let Northerners do the protest
Simple! Since they pull out during the endsars.
They are telling them, we no do
PoliticsRe: Don’t Participate In Nationwide Protest – ECWA Tells Members by akaahs(m): 1:00pm On Jul 26, 2024
tsall:
Ecwa, you are mad with including the pastors. Greedy glargy men nonsense.
U guys seems not to understand the intrigue. They don't want to come clearly to say what d Northern Muslims did when buhari was in power.
PoliticsRe: Court Of Appeal Re-Affirms Asue Ighodalo As Edo PDP Guber Candidate by akaahs(m): 2:32pm On Jul 22, 2024
Will he still carry the case to supreme Courthuh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Catholics Use Images At Worship - Catholic Priest Artist Fr. Nnadi Explains by akaahs(m): 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2024
[quote author=MaziObinnaokija post=131065142]How do u knw how JESUS look like
If u believe someone wrote the bible and don't believe someone do not know how to paint in those days then .....
CareerRe: Police Is The Best Job In The World — IGP Egbetokun by akaahs(m): 10:30pm On Jul 18, 2024
10thTenthMan:
Funny man. He is funny.

A force where it is the low-lives of Nigeria that they can recruit.

A force filled up to 98% of people who have failed at almost everything in life. A force filled with born criminals who want to cover up their crime by wearing the Uniform of the Nigerian Police. Those who have failed at THE MOST BASIC survival strategies, professions, occupations and trades. They are those that join the Nigerian Police. Nigerians join the Nigerian Police as a last resort and a final straw to clutch at for survival. It is filled with the runt of the society.

NO SANE NIGERIAN WITH SKILLS AND A BRIGHT FUTURE JOINS THE NIGERIAN POLICE. The Nigerian Police Force and its officers in the rank and file are adjudged as CURSED!!!!

I mean in which other profession and employer can its officers engage boldly and brazenly in:



-Sponsoring of Kidnapping

-Framing of innocent citizens by planting drugs, bullets and guns in their houses and vehicles

-Covering of crime including when minors are raped

-Sponsoring of Armed robbery

-Divulging of critical information to criminals

-Rape and Sexual Violence (even in their own police stations)

-Torture and human rights violations

-Drunkenness and public disorder

-Personnel recruitment racketeering

-Brutal Murder (not just any type of murder. BRUTAL MURDER)

-Dealing in human parts trade for rituals

-Dealing in human parts for organ trade

-Extortion

-Shameless Bribery

-Kidnapping (Arresting) of innocent citizens to collect illegal bail money

-Mounting of illegal toll gates and check points

-Stealing of death benefits of their own colleagues and sleeping with wives/daughters of dead colleagues as payment to release death benefits

-Setting up illegal water ways checking points for extortion of boat drivers from riverine and marine communities dwellers

-Supporting of and engagement in election rigging

-Profiling of ANY youth with a mobile device as a fraudster

-Profiling of youths as deviants due to their dressings, piercings, and tattoos

-Petty stealing

- Participation, support and Facilitation of Illegal Bunkering

-Embezzlement

-Intimidation and oppression of citizens

- Involvement in drug trafficking

-Involvement in human trafficking

- Involvement in Incest


Should I go on? Yes. For each of these just do a quick internet search.

HE IS RIGHT ANYWAY.

IT IS TRULLY THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.

BECAUSE IF WE THINK ABOUT IT, WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN YOU DO THESE THINGS FREELY WITH NO IMMEDIATE AND EXACTING CONSEQUENCES?

NIGERIA!!
Ogah be calming down na. E be like dem collect ur girlfriend abi na ur kidney dem collect?
CrimeRe: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by akaahs(m): 7:44pm On Jul 16, 2024
seanery:
Hausas no get sense reach this side.., their own na begging
Yet na dem dey dominate/control u for backyard as ur leaders
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Ndume’s Voice Can’t Be Suppressed – Arewa Youths Tackle Northern Elders by akaahs(m): 9:23pm On Jul 15, 2024
ShinjaWWest:
Guy na true say U no get work?

You are always online from morning to night....
Na una no get work. Peson dey do him work wey dem employ am to do una dey tell am he no get work?
CareerRe: Career Advice by akaahs(m): 11:20am On Jul 14, 2024
The building construction u learnt or learning is in which area? As a general contractor or Mason?
CareerRe: How Stanbicibtc Pension Paid Me 25% Of My RSA Within 3weeks by akaahs(m): 11:14am On Jul 14, 2024
Heart2heart:
Let me state it clearly from albinitio, what informs this narrative. I am seriously motivated to write this for two reasons:

1. StanbicIbtc pension's unbelievable service delivery.
2. My dad encouraged me to always share some of my stories for it may be someone's last hope.

I started out as a contract staff in one of the main IOCs in Nigeria as contract staff, worked for 7years as a contract staff. The experiences as a CS in O/G industry begs for another thread. So, I got a better job in Angola(permanent job) five months after my contract was terminated. Of course it put an end to my pension contribution with my PFA(stanbic pensions). After 7months of leaving that contract job, one day I was arranging my document box, I carelessly stumbled on my pension documents, there I dioscovered that I can actually withdraw 25% of my total RSA(savings). So simple a step!

I pieced together the documents needed, and threw in my application. The next day, I got an sms acknowledging the receipt of my application. In the sms was a catchy phrase that says "stanbic ibtc pension requires u not to give any gift or recharge card for the processing of ur application" (permit my urban writing). Hmm! I was like, in this country? Is this for real or one of those image-saving auto responder texts? I was already eulogizing them; rhapsodizing about their straight-forwardness more than their marketers though bellied with bouts of doubts and skepticism.

I got an sms-friendly format to check the status of my application. It is: Status of Benefit Appl: eg: text "APP PEN11100000 to 30388. (The PEN** is ur PIN). I tried it first, th immediate reply was "ur application is being processed for submission to Pencom for payment approval". Wow! I screamed. Early days of the Second week, I checked my application status by texting the above to 30388, the immediate reply said "ur application has been submitted to pencom for approval, u will be notified of the outcome once out". Unbelievable!

Tuesday of the 3rd week, I got an sms from stanbicIbtc pension saying, "ur application has been approved for payment by pencom, u will receive your fund in the next 24hrs, check with ur bank" -it is a lie! I screamed. In same week on thursday morning by 10:42am dot(I saved the time). I got a Gtb sms alert. Hurray! It was my 25%. From my calculation I was expecting 2.1ml+ but I saw an extra 25k. I was miscalculating I guess. All happened under 3weeks. I was monitoring my application status via my phone. No need to go visit any office or lobby any jack. From the day I dropped that application till payment, I was a doubting thomas. So such a thing does happens in a firm in Nigeria? Just wanna shout out to StanbicIbtc, u guys rock! So u don't need to wait till u are 50years of age. Enjoy ur 25% for now, at least future will sort itself out esp in naija. Lolz!

I hear a lot of people complaing of their PFAs; please you administrators, stop frustrating we poor masses over our meager life savings. We toiled for it. Stop putting us under undue stress to lay hands on the evidence of our sweats(pension etc). Thanks!
Jice to hear from ur experience but i have a question.
Can one apply while still working with his/her employer or the law allow persons who no longer in service with his/her employer?
CareerRe: Help Me Make A Decision! by akaahs(m): 8:19pm On Jul 07, 2024
I always advise young lad to have career path with little experience before going to master it. In that way one ll excel with ease and lots of job opportunities.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Church Workers Confess To Church Authority When They Fall In Fornication? by akaahs(m): 10:30am On Jul 07, 2024
You know the right thing to do, go and do.
SportsRe: Jack Johnson: The First Black Man To Win The Heavyweight Boxing Champion by akaahs(m): 10:15am On Jul 04, 2024
Kai, really a heavy weight being.
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In DSS As Directors Retired Since 2020 Remain In Office, Collect Salary by akaahs(m): 4:14pm On Jul 02, 2024
Vulcan24:
Sahara reporters is a useless media house !! How does the 3 instances of Former directors reflects on the capacity and character of an agency having over 10k staff and numerous offices nationwide? Rather than been too eager to paint Nigeria black why not study the reasons behind their retainership! This is an intelligence service that controls most of its affairs without external supervision! It is a national service not work and reward institutions!

Even if they were wrong, how does this exemplifies ghost workers or related to the men and women who have different roles and job functions and not even aware that such officers exist in the service!

This Sahara reporters should stop making a mountain out of mole hill and creating a web of conspiracies out of a loose spin ! This findings is like saying the local government chairman in KOGI state performance is demoralizing the chairman of imo state and their staff! Address the issue base on the offices u discover the anomalies and stop painting an overview picture of a system that has independent arms

It's obvious SR is spinning too much lies and living in their own conspiracies
I never wanted to quote you but let me just do it.
U cannot discredit this information from sahara reporters. To start with, do u know their dg ough to retire this year march but still in service without any official pronouncement from the government?
CrimeRe: Sam Larry Constantly In Shadow Of Mohbad’s Death by akaahs(m): 2:32pm On Jun 29, 2024
Bullet01:
Samson went to hajj? I don't understand.
Is what i yam not understanding ooo.
Hope someone gives clarifications
RomanceRe: This Married Man Has Been Disturbing Her To Get Down With Her, But She's Afr.... by akaahs(m): 6:21am On Jun 28, 2024
fadilaMaikiriki:
nlfpmod, please I would appreciate more inputs on this.
What more inputs do u need??
Is either u accept to sleep with him and continue to get the assistance u need or u tell him straight up, u won't sleep with him and let go of the assistance. Its simple!
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Appoints 41-Year-Old Aisha Maikudi As Acting VC by akaahs(m): 3:57pm On Jun 27, 2024
TTPAAR:
Very slow school!!!

Congratulations to Her!
U can say that again and over and over. I am hesitant to do my masters there due to previous experience.
RomanceRe: Why Is Opobo So Blessed by akaahs(m): 8:10am On Jun 27, 2024
Ilamina:
smiley

People say they have short life span but they are so strong about it

They live life to the fullest and die early
U ll just create a meaningless thread believing everyone understands what u re talking about. Give brief background
RomanceRe: Why Was I Born Into This World by akaahs(m): 8:06am On Jun 27, 2024
Search for Purpose Driving life
EducationRe: 300 Unicaf Scholarships For Online Master's Degrees by akaahs(m): 9:53pm On Jun 25, 2024
nlfpmod:
Follow the link to apply
https://apply.unicaf.org/unicaf/parents-day
Why do they keep telling me email is invalid?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man With Human Skull In Ogun by akaahs(m): 1:50pm On Jun 25, 2024
See them, na them go dey for front dey insult their brothers from the North for taking the country backwards not knowing they re in the same boat dragging the country backwards with their everyday ritualistic tendency.
TravelRe: Flooding At Trademore Estate In Abuja, 2 People Feared Dead by akaahs(m): 3:14pm On Jun 24, 2024
magabounce:
Every year!!
Every time!! Its the same story!!!
No mind them. They protested last year when asked to vacate the area.
PoliticsRe: Armed Robbers Kill Brigadier General Harold Udokwere In Abuja by akaahs(m): 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2024
God knows, i can't rose to that rank and be killed like a rat
FamilyRe: Japa Inside Japa,very Confuse… by akaahs(m): 1:23pm On Jun 23, 2024
exnovio:
Dear beloved Nlander I need your candid advise because am in between two choices that might make or break me.
Iam in my very late 40s living in Spain for 19yrs am married with two toddlers 8 and 4,my wife and I have stable jobs I work during the week she works weekends with this time table we can take care of the kids.
Now for the sake of my kids I decided to relocate from Spain, because I want my kids to be English orientated because here in Spain the chances for them to succeed is slim ,first choice was Scotland but I ruled it out because of this brexit thing,so settled for Ireland because its the only English speaking country in the EU where I can easily settle and start work as European passport holder.
So early this year I spoke with my manager at work he is a very good friend he helped me to secure this job ,I told him am leaving in April this year,he told me to think about it very well because leaving where you are doing good for the unknown is scary,I told him Iknow ,he was right ,after some weeks again i told him I still want to leave I told him he should negotiate with the the bigger boss so I can get my payoff he flared and vowed I will never get nothing from the Company,my plan was that before I lay my hands on something in Ireland with my payoff at least I can sustain myself and my family.he told me I must not go.
So I paused the plan am thinking could God be using this guy to save me from a wrong move or the Devil using him to stop me from achieving God’s plan for me.
Why not pay a visit to preferred destination first and see things for urself especially in ur field of endeavor
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Junta Arrests 11 Oppositions Calling For Civilian Rule by akaahs(m): 6:55pm On Jun 21, 2024
Jail them to life imprisonment.
Na them ll later tear the country apart in the of democracy.
NYSCRe: Lady Cries As She Salutes Brother For Helping Her Graduate And Complete NYSC by akaahs(m): 5:11pm On Jun 20, 2024
God1000:
God bless him, some of us have done the same thing for our family members as well, it's not easy with constant money demands
Omo, e no easy oooo. I have two brothers currently needing my financial assistance and i am financially incapacitated. The thing is painful.
PoliticsRe: IPMAN: Dangote Could Crash Fuel Price To ₦‎515 by akaahs(m): 10:56am On Jun 20, 2024
IPMAN don dey speculate price wey dey want sell
Music/RadioRe: Eedris Abdulkareem Tackles President Tinubu, Adeboye In ‘Emi Lokan’ Single by akaahs(m): 10:38am On Jun 20, 2024
osuofia2:
Adeboye is now very silent, he was loudest during GEJ. What happened to his voice
He is now a born again Christian
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by akaahs(m): 3:08pm On Jun 17, 2024
Babatunjo:
Family is Family. As the elder bro, you have to be the bigger person. Keep staying connected to him.. When he's older and wiser he'll appreciate you better.

By the way you don't need his love.. but his appreciation and respect. Don't react, give him time.. if after he's 40 years and older, and still acts this way, then you can respond.
Exactly the way am handling mine with similar attitude and character.
This guy has my best interest at heart behind my back more than the rest of my siblings. He can go to any length to do things for my son.
Believe me his younger bro appreciate him just that he ll do it to his face.
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by akaahs(m): 2:57pm On Jun 17, 2024
Vikto17:
[right][/right] My immediate younger Brother seems not to like me!! It is obvious from his actions and in actions a,,
This was a boy l paid his first Jamb form , bought his first phone and is planning to help sponsor him through the university,, He will never use his phone to call me, will never open up to me about anything going on in his life,, Even a birthday wish on social media he won't do it, yet he does it for others ...
I have live long enough on this earth to understand Blood is not thicker than water,, Families are those who love and care for you and not Just blood relationship..
He have the right to choose who he want to relate with, l also feel like l should be careful on how l spend money on a hater,,,
I want to withdraw every financial support l have towards him and invest it on my other siblings who values their Elder brother,, just don't know how to handle my mother emotional manipulations...
Please any one in this situation how have u handled it?
Besides l have spoken to him severally about this!!
Bro am talking to you as someone in ur shoes since 2005 after the death of our dad as the first son.
My younger brother, the fourth son is currently in ATBU Bauchi has exact character and attitude with ur younger brother. I have talked! talked! talked!!! to him but no avail, i just decided to leave him with his attitude.
I started shouldering his responsibility since the death of our dad from primary school to university, he ll be graduating this year. I have never stop any financial support.
Just continue ur support and allow him be.
It ll shock u that this ur younger brother is the one that has ur best interest at heart but doesn't know how to express it or is shy.
BusinessRe: I Feel Embarrassed When Guys Bargain For Foodstuff In The Market by akaahs(m): 8:08am On Jun 16, 2024
natedensel:
Yea but seeing a guy arguing and bargaining at ridiculous prices especially with foodstuff is something else, it's as if ground should swallow me.
I don't just trust Nigeria market men and women, i bargain a lot with my chest out.
Recently, my don't like going to the market because of the cost of goods and do it myself.
SportsRe: Kevin Campbell Dies At 54 by akaahs(m): 3:05pm On Jun 15, 2024
RIP

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