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Why person ll go his gf house begin dey hide inside wardrobe?
One of ex that year wad terrified seeing me in their house thinking her strict father ll send me out as d man no want take see boyfriend in his house. Na so I gallant for the man sitting room waiting for the worst (sending me out of his house) but the man engaged me with sweet conversation.
My gf was surprised seeing us gisting and smiling with d dad.
Since that day we become best of friends but he show his displeasure after we broke and she scattered the relationship

Jokerman:
Please who knows what's happening to ShopRite at Ikeja City Mall? Are they in debt??

That place is a shadow of itself... Could not get anything from there- was so pissed.

Please what happening to the Nigerian Buyer?? Or are they leaving Nigeria?

even the one on airport road Abuja was closed down yesterday

johnmartus:
Taribo should stop talking nonsense none of you play for Nigeria for free and you forget the opportunity it was created for you in outside Nigeria?

Don't be ingrate many of your mates were disappointed when you were narrowly picked to play for Nigeria.

Did the late buhari serve nigeria for free that he giving a national burial honour?
U ll be domy if u think they arent serve d country in the same capacity

Aaaaarghmed:
Avoid polytechnic, go to university. Dont date broke girls,date capable girls.peaceout

You see that polytechnic, even ones enemy need that advice

As the spirit leads!
But sometimes, instead of giving her cause dad is late, if I remember their children (my siblings) who are still schooling and everything is on my head, I ll just shone her. I come and kill myself

whippersnapper:
are you serious. Poor man no dey get work be that oh

Dem dey get but na rare cases like 2 out of 10

NassBoy:
I'm posting this here in order to get more clarifications regarding this recruitment exercise by the federal government of Nigeria.

So, sometime in March, I applied for same job when it was announced. I applied and I prayed for success. Just four days ago, a friend whom we applied same day, called to inform me that the lists of shortlisted candidates have been released and that I should check the Portal. But before I checked, I asked about his own status and he said he wasn't Shortlisted. When he said this, I instantly lost hope. I told him there was no point checking it because I already knew I would not be shortlisted too, so what's the point checking?. He insisted that I check. I was nervous.
To my surprise, I finally checked and saw that I was shortlisted. And I can only pray that I succeed after all. To God be the glory.

For those who are already in the system, how are these things done?.
Secondly, I heard exams/aptitude test would be next, but no date has been fixed yet. Does anyone know the Exact date?
Thirdly, what and what do I need to study ahead of the test?. What are the kind of questions involved? I was told it's Mathematics, English and current affairs. How true is this?
Lastly, how much is the salary for starters when you get a federal civil service job. I can see Grade Level 8 on the dashboard. Does this mean that if I succeed(by God's grace), I would start from level 8?

Just have it at the back of ur mind that you can pass all the stages up to documentation and you ll not still get the job unless u re connected to a strong politicians.
Wish u best of lucks

Obasanjo said it but the odes supporting apc came for him.

franchasng:
Bola Tinubu 72yrs old? Lafmaooo


Type APC to repeat next joke

As inn eehhhhhj!
He became president at 71 and after two years as a president at 72 years

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

Most of my inspiration and clarity comes from the toilet/bathroom

Europe:
Hope it's not the church wike visited and the clergyman was praising him to all heavens....hmmmm the church need to be seen neutral or else

Na d church ooo but one of its branches/parishes. Na because of him these laws were put in place

[quote author=Bobloco post=135493079][/quote]How can they create jobs when contractors who are in position to employ skilled and unskilled workers are either not giving work to execute or are being owned large sums of money for work done.
U need to see how contractors going up and down pushing either new contract (which fg claiming no money) or entitlements.

Biodun556:
People in that country should help Grandma pay her grandchildren school fees. I don't think teachers will receive egg as salaries

Where are the parents of the children 🤔
They can't give birth to children and dump them with their Mama except they are dead which I'm not sure of.

Jman06:
No resident doctor earns less than 400k in a public hospital in Nigeria as at today. Maybe the 316k excludes call duty allowance

Very very wrong of u to come and beat ur chest to claim what u aren't sure of or gone round the country to research.

HelenaWills:
I was hoping money could revive the car reason I kept trying. Besides, he had stopped taking calls since September or so.

You should have mention the problem/s of the car may be u could get help except u re planning to sell the car.

Ahhh, me no know which spoon I fall into. All I know is me and my 6 siblings never lack anything as dad and mom were civil servants until we lost our dad 20 yrs ago. Then, the struggle of life begins at 18 as the first born. We embraced farming till today which was introduced to us by dad as a means of survival.
Today, 6 of us are graduates with the last one still at the University.
Hustling and struggling till we make it by His grace 👑 🙏

Idi developers on the beats

[quote author=Bankowner post=135254808]Has that been done during BAT's administration?[/quote
Building on Buhari legacies

Sharpsharp00123:
This is where u will see agbotikuyo and his people

They will come here and start masturbating now, they get triggered by any bad news but once it's good news they rubbish it n claim whatever

When last did you hear of genuine good news in this country that concern the general public??

Bankowner:
From fuel to electricity.

Wait for them to inform us they cannot continue with agriculture subsidy.

Then air subsidy.

Agricultural was done during Buhari time.
No subsidy on fertiliser and chemicals. Go fact check

tunjijones:
Stop it... Stop acting like there is terrorism in every party of Nigeria. Stop acting like everyone living in Nigeria is living in fear.

Not down playing the kidnapping and herdsmen carnage in Nigeria , people are living their normal life. Like me, I even stay in the northern part of Nigeria and I am living well and fine.

How can I be living in a mansion and have very good source of income in Nigeria, then I leave to go and stay in a one room studio apart in the UK where I will work like a slave for the rest of my life.

Ur comment is insensitive to those who have suffered from insecurity.
Whether u like it or not, the insecurity in this country affect you directly or indirectly. If it hasn't gotten to you directly, it ll surely gets to you indirectly. It's just a matter of time.

Lanruze:
I was expecting feedback, but yours came early.

You are a pure dindinrin.

After God is government we warned him consistently to step on the breaks but he kept on jumping from one topic to another without a full legal grasp and you expect the Government to remain mute.

For your information, his accusation of Femi Falana (SAN) was purely unprovoked and a pure affront on his 45 year career.

Let him too learn the hard way. Nedu has lost his job and livelihood cos of this dude.

Let him see how sweet it is from that side.

Who are the government??

tokaiki:
JAMB is correct.

Says who?
The subject-verb agreement is the key issue here. Since "verification and other clearance processes" is a plural subject, the verb "begin" should be in the plural form to match.

I can't say ooo because I got married before all exs and I don't know how they felt when I got married.

I am in no position to answer the question. I married from my denomination to avoid such question. I can't come and be talking about things I can easily avoid.

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
Still crying and wailing on useless figures.

What was Nigeria producing in 2015 to have a 400 billion economy? 98 percent was oil, and the price of oil was much higher then.

How many industries have left the country from 2015?

brain54:
Are you sure you are performing your duty...?

Even if u kill urself on top some women, they won't still be satisfied because they are used to those items to satisfy themselves.

WantsandMore:
that is not entirely true, how this things affects you individually depends on your lifestyle in your 20s & 30s.

Very much correct, I wanted to tackle the op on that. 90% of what he mentioned won't manifest if one lives a healthy lifestyle in his 20s and 30s especially if one is the exercise type. Almost what he mentioned, I have not experience them.

2cribz:
He was raped in the anus...still died. Nawa o.

Dem no dey get vagina ni??

helinues:
Another good news

What is good news when the cost production is higher than the selling price?

Na which security outfit get small respect remain again in this country