dollyjoy:
Call one of your understanding female friend and plead with her to meet you in your house and act the role of a girl friend

lol... Pensive

passyhansome:
I Guess, you seeking for cheap attention, but bro just checked your profile and saw you are an ardent fan of ROMANCE section, that has said all about you.
MIND YOU THIS CRAP WON'T MAKE IT TO FRONT PAGE

whats you boys problems?? If yo frustrated go die.. ...

Akkord4gov:

Thanks bro. Quilox my feet,billionaire a dream for him.lol. Notice me guy for the gullible

and mr go die too... I know the economy haven't been Nice on you... Rags

RoyWealth:
Op show us d way to be billionares too na

roywealth lol.... Just checked your profile before seein this... Bro abeg no dey whine me ... You giving out $1k just like that... And me dey here dey follow girl drag 50-30k in naira just for a night.... ... Help me!!

Why do nigerian girls act funny sometimes, most especially ibo girls .... They form at first and act like their dad is dangote, and moment they see you are a billionaire, they wanna hook you by the neck .. Just like this hour glass shaped girl from quilox last night .. She is in my kitchen preparing breakfast, acting like i know her from adam...and i have to attend church ... How do i get her out??

Discuss!!

No quarrel, no abuse... Am too rich to separate you
Lalasticlala front page!! Lets educate an average Naija girl....

[email]you date him out of pity[/email] naija girls are just annoying... Who is Yor daddy??

Raine80:

I am not unhappy
A bit nonchalant, yes.

oh!

Mileslamar1:


what's dis fucking boi saying

don't be a goat...

Raine80:

Flippant yes ...vexed hardly!

oh! How can i make you happy??

Raine80:

You asked I responded and you get all sour! You already have a notion of what you wanted to hear, what exactly are disappointed about exactly? Because I did not go down the romantic route? I don't do typical girl presents ...I get what I know he wants
Not what I think he wants ...and I have been on point
I give zero farks about your disappointment to be frank

are you OK?? Cus you are vexing...

SurestG:
Congrats to her but why the unclothedness Congrats to her but why the unclothedness

are you OK at all?? Y you stammer on nl??

Raine80:
Xbox One.....

Xbox one where did u drop? Am disappointed with black girls, so oldies.. But are you OK at all??

Techtalk:
[s]Hey Nairalanders,
The subject of the post says it all. Please, I need your help. My boyfriend is going to be a year older soon and, I'm so out of ideas on what to gift him.
Help! Help! Help[/s]!

are yo too young to decide on your own?? Am disappointed in black girls.. You should not be having boyfriend..

AccessME:
As for Me

1. I[s] would prefer dark/chocolate skin

2. Average on height

3. flat tommy and straight in shape

4. girl with dimple when smiling

5. A girl that will support me financially

6. A girl that will be submissive to me in all aspect irrespective of bad situation

7. Red lips defined(I like kissing red lips)

8. A girl that is educated and ambitious

9. A girl that cooks well.(all food like by me)

10. An unreserved girl that doesn't gossip around like most housewife's does.

I know girls of the aforementioned are not easy to find but nothing is impossible when God is involve..

I doubt if there is any girl of such qualities here on Nairaland besides if there is any, I am seriously looking for[/s]....

Share yours guys!!!

are you OK at all??

jimmyolasun:
idiot, goggle map directed me here...am on my way to work..

are you OK at all...

Mileslamar1:
Nonsense and ingredient

are you frustrated buddy??

Splinz:
First, your topic amounts to Fallacy of Hasty Generalization.

Now to your question.

A woman's ego is almost unbroken, whether she's poor or rich. It's simply part and parcel of their lives.

Welcome, thanks for viewing and taking part in my Nairaland jobless youth survey... We are trying to note the numbers of jobless zombies roaming this platform upandan on a Monday morning..for you to view a thread with such topic Pls time is precious, go get a life..
Thanks
Pls no curse or abuse or prolly, dont comment or I ask you to be banned..
Do have a nice day..

Dreamwaker:


The aim is not to act like a boss but to be a boss.

u need a pat on the head with a hammer

uzuede4:
I can see you were looking for front page, and you got it. So, what next? I can see you were looking for front page, and you got it. So, what next?

who are you??

Aunty yetunde

Raine80:

All of them? All fit into that category?

majority dear! Majority...

Dreamwaker:


Dude you are the one having girl problems so you are the one who needs deliverance and I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a b¡tch ain't one.

why call me son Are you OK at all??

agbonkamen:
its very easy to know fat dick are from slim guys if u see walking stick wey slim guys dey carry for yonder... small dick are from fat guys dem just big na small and short stick dey yonder

you have a nice body, but why put on a scary mask ... Are you OK at all

Dreamwaker:


YES!!!

go to church, you need deliverance

Raine80:

Upgrade .....your perspective will change

where else should I upgrade?? The foreign babes I date aren't like this... But naija girls are just hungry

Captainbells:
Fake it till you make it!!

what do you mean Pls explain

Dreamwaker:
Stay away from hungry and low income earning girls, step up your game and problem solved.

bro are you OK ?? Do I look like someone that dates sikira and ramota??

Burnt offering

I seem not to understand why girls form at first, doing like they can afford to foot their own bills. And in the end, they are just a hungry type that wants to ruin your life like they sent from the future to hustle their generational wealth down from you .. Am confused! Girls why??
Iff you don't have just say and we will know, stop its rubbish
Discuss!
Lalasticlala, front Page pls...

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Jenny1010:
disgusting

i can only see a flat chest?? Iss your breast small or they just sleeping Am confused . and iss that a tatoo?? I love tattoos and light skinned lepa...well am a virgin boy, pls I surrender myself to you.. destroy my destiny

So walking aimlessly at night and buying suya and beer and eating at a corner is a date Or stroll?? Am confused .. Pls help!! Malaria is really bad

Raine80:

IamMizzKizz post=51149944:

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you two have the same handwriting.anyway, I can help help you forget your ex..