₦airaland Forum

wittywriter:
Drop your digits so i can link you.
You'll be reached...btw do you have International Passport?
Ok...
I'm female use ma/madam...well ill send your number so you'll be reached. Better Days Ahead...bye for now.
Wittyness.

Alright, Thank you Ma

wittywriter:
Drop your digits so i can link you.

You'll be reached...btw do you have International Passport?

Ok...

Wittyness.

And we're two in numbers (me and my friend) we are hunting sponsors together -- I don't know if the sponsor can afford two at once..

btw, when we apply for our passport I will notify you and when we get it I will notify sir...

Thank for your time sir, I really appreciate you sir

wittywriter:
Drop your digits so i can link you.

You'll be reached...btw do you have International Passport?


Wittyness.

Good afternoon ma, compliment of the season ma.
We have not apply for the international passport, we have not seen the money yet ma.

Life is what it is

wittywriter:
Drop your digits so i can link you.


Wittyness.

My facebook account -- Abdul Rasheed Yusuf Oladimeji


This is it

wittywriter:
Best suggestion if the islamist don't become extremists.

BTW i know of an organ that can see to your desire to what you stated as signature.


WILL YOU KEEP QUIET!




Wittyness.

Sure, that's where the real issue is... Palestinians could still be attacking Isreal every year, this thing is very deep.


About my signature, please connect us -- it really pain me that I didn't had an Android phone, i would have sent you a direct Email sir

These people should agree to a Two-state resolution and avoid all this nonsense

Mtcheeew

clinician2x:
1$ is equal to 34 Venezuela boliva.

The difference between Nigeria and Venezuela is that you people believe in god will help us, we will survive, everything is in gods hands, that is why millions of you all accepted una fates and ready to suffer until death.

It is not like this in Venezuela

My brother, Venezuella is even better than this useless country called Nigeria...

tundepy:
Life here in Kuwait is amazing, no tax, a lot savings as well, just get a decent job, education or no, you are good to go.. Many Kuwaitis always ask me wetin I dey do for their country, just because 9ja get oil, they think say Nigeria is better.. God help 9ja

help a guy, can you connect me to a Kuwait sponsor....

oakenfold:
Ignorance full Nairaland. Exaggerated nonsense
There is Venezuela. 4 million of them (more than 10%) don japa from their own country because of the severe hardship there. Then there is Congo.

The worst part is about Venezuella's access to electricity rate which is %100, at least they're not suffering from darkness -- Nigeria has Crude oil as Venezuella, why have we not achieved upto %90 of access to electricity?


Useless Country

Mtcheew

I'm broke -- but I'm alive with good health with unlimited freedom

this useless country economy is the worst among OPEC members...
one can't enjoy life in peace without worrying about food, electricity, health among others...

Uncertainties has dealt with these people

Akwamkpuruamu:
It's hard for a guy to escape womanising, gambling, drinking, smoking, masturbation....


One must hold you down

none currently hold me down

[Quote author= Giwaleta1]

I'm interested in learning this, but I didn't have Android phone now, would you be available in december?? Before then I would have gotten it.

I have followed and email you sir, till then

[quote author=Moneyyman post=126308926]Weak and feminized men everywhere.

So what happens when another man with a deeper pocket comes for your woman? Keep living in fantasies.

Bricklayers, mechanics, and many of those people you'll think have no much money to spend on women are out there marrying beautiful and well-behaved women, who respect and love them.

But this brother thinks "doing transfer" is what keeps a woman. You'll learn the hard way.

That's why many of you will use that money to raise children of other men and think they're yours!

You're only permitted to spend on your wife or serious fiancee, and even then it must be sensibly. You reward a good WIFE by spoiling her, knowing that she would still be grateful and think of you and the family even as you spoil her.

But these leeches out there know you're their maga and will eat and eat until your broke then they disappear. [Quote]

you said everything

Old Fools, these people has turned this country into a business corporation
SMH

These fools refuse to decentralised national grid, what's the essence of this nonsense... Afganistan has %97 of access to electricity, yet some fools will still support this nonsense Spittts

Goddyrichie:
08122978881 dm me on WhatsApp let me explain more to u

I'm not on Whatsapp now, using button phone ( Opera Mini)

Omoawoke2:
Nope…there are men that are over 30 claiming virgin.

They mostly behave like zombies in front of ladies. They haven’t felt the touch of a woman before, they have no idea how women behave and react under the influence of gbola. They are mummy boys with beards

Sure, thank you sir for your response

Omoawoke2:
It is not normal

The way the body was created, it is very natural and biological for the body to want to reproduce, hence, sex.
Once the body has matured and developed, the next thing the body craves is sex which is 100% natural.

Men that don’t have sex till a very late age are at risks of prostrate cancer. And they don’t act like real men, they behave like Mumu especially towards the opposite sex. They make wrong judgments and end up marrying just to feel sex, so they marry for wrong motivations most times.

Women that don’t have sex till late adult hood, they behave like psychos, many virgins don clock 40 and no husband are so bitter and behave like weirdos

Honestly I'm currently at 20 and a Virgin, hope this is not the late age you're talking about sir?

eepeepook:
It is not a debate when I say witchcraft is not real. If it was, poor Nigerians will share others’ success. The country will be the number one nation on Earth and nobody will steal or murder as we will materialize our wants using “African science.”

All that hasn’t happened. Witchcraft is a myth.

sure, you're very right, hatred and envy is holding the black race backward... So sad

finallybusy:
The day poor Nigerians will be happy for someone’s success is the very moment I will confirm that witchcraft is real.

Witchcraft is very real, they hadn't attacked you before that's why you're doubting if real or not

Those people makes me know Africans are very wicked towards each others

stewiepeter:
So this can make front page, now I know this nairaland is tribalistic.
Before you start quoting me, am not igbo, I am from the north and don’t care about LP, PDP and APC

I'm from the SouthWest, you're very right, Nairaland has become something else - the politics section is full of Tribalistic people...

Other sections are good but politics section? I shake my head

people are suffering some fools are talking about tribe superiority, Shame on them all including those Tribalistic mods

Croatia and Mauritius seems okay in my own opinion

First year school fees -- #300,000 + Accomodation + Food = #400,000...
At 20years, I'm very disappointed at how the government case less about us (Nigerians) ...

I started following Nigerian politics very closely in 2019 -- I can boldly say that the country is being run like a business corporation

Orinechi:
Go and farm.

no problem -- if you will provide 20 hectares of land and machines, I will go into it with full interest

I don't even read the trash he wrote up there, we are hungry -- you're saying we should be proud of being a Nigerian because of some useless reasons best know to you.

mtcheeew

Reminderz:
so what's the picture attached for? are you selling market or na the thing wey you wan give in-laws be that?

that aside, this is why we keep telling men, women eat weak and nice men for breakfast... you dey sponsor her life while she dey enjoy the ride... you think they care about you? women have no atom of respect for nice men... they only care about serious relationship when they are damaged, broken and useless... for now, they still think life revolves around them...

assuming you're a man with game, you would have understood that you don't tell a woman your real intentions until you've got to know her first, since you've already told her you're looking for a serious relationship, why won't she form to you even though she was a grade A olosho...? women will devour you if you give them the chance... they will eat you whole!

learn game, be the player not the one getting played... life is cruel..

Thank you for this

Nairaland is full of enemy of Nigeria progress, upon how things are getting worst for the common man everyday yet those guys continue applauding failure -- what's the essence of the Government when ordinary people can't eat healthy foods and live a good life..

Enemy of the truth full this country, when will all of us stand on the truth without being distracted by the useless politicians Tribal games

Cooletempa:
Everything about them is complain. That gas last about one month. The same thing is sold for about 20000 in poorer parts like in Ethiopia and Eritrea. Ordinary 1000 for gas for one month…… the Fool is complaining as if the company that sells them should not make a profit. Poverty has fried some peoples brain.

You're comparing Nigeria with countries who doesn't have crude oil -- why don't you compare us with Libya and Algeria, they have crude oil with cheapest prices of gas in the world..
So, we should be happy we are refilling our gas at #1000 per Kg!!!

There is no justification for madness, there is madness for a reason -- I'm yet to find the real reason behind Nigeria's madness