₦airaland Forum

fourboys:
virginity matters a lot bro... When u date or marry a virgin, dats when u understand

donbachi:
Virginity is not a guarantee of a blissful marriage.
Whether preserved or not.

iamoyindamola:

I see what you did there

DarkCaesar:
A simp would become a father to a child he never gave birth to next year……I still get like 6 pussy lined up wey dey bug me for attention and big dick

kodded:
Can't wait for that day,

Signing ben white for £50m when you lack creative players is à sackable offense,

hybrid11:
So why are you the only one that received the msg?
No whine us o ,u Mr mtn spy

Virginnn:
Lol. They will tell you to load 2000 naira airtime and get 20 times that value.
Don't expect anything absolutely free. There must be conditions attached.

Fahdiga:
How time flies. I can still remember how I bought my first MTN SIM card at the price of 35k.

Passionnn:
To mark her 20th anniversary, mtn had promised to surprise her subscribers tomorrow.
This message was contained in a message sent to my mtn line this evening.
So I siddon gidigba for here waiting for my 20 anniversary surprises.
Any guess?

kokaneprodigy:
I miss the good old Arsenal, that’s the Arsenal I want to see, not this drab that can’t string passes.

Someone will soon justify the additions at the back with “defence wins you league”

Kriss216:
In the words of Jason, E better make person born Thief than to born Mumu



Tueh!

angelEmade:
Can u just imagine that?!! Insurance that no dey work seff...

Bitcom:
Exactly ! I saw them face to face. They were all wearing black polo and black jeans just like sars with their car written police special squad.

angelEmade:
Please let's take a moment to view his story from another dimension. What kind of an unprofessional act is this from the 9ja police?? Why attempt to kill a citizen when he has not been convicted by the law??
Okay so this is how they parade dead bodies of honest Nigerians and tag them kidnappers and armed robbers when in fact the real rogues are out there enjoying government protection? Who made them the jury in their own case?! Extra judicial killings everywhere and some zombies said that terrible Nigerian police world ranking isn't fair?? Tufiakwa!

Peaceyw:
My dear brothers in the redpill, something funny happened today that anytime I remember it, I just start laughing. Let me first give you some information; next week is my second semester exam. Back to story;
Last year November was my first semester exams, I sat beside this girl during accounting exam. Out of answer 5, I told this girl 4 when she started asking me for the 5th one was when I got angry and ignored her, she started begging me and was even rubbing my arm in the exam hall to make me tell her, I got angry and went to submit. After the exam, this girl never spoke to me so i told my friend everything that happened and he said that i bleeped up that i am not supposed to do like that, that i should have used that one has a chance to get close to her. I just said i wasnt interested in her so he died the matter. Fast forward to today, this girl who haven't spoken to me since last year November came to me today, July 7, 2021 and said she remembered that I was the one who taught her accounting in exam, so I said "ehn, what now happen?" This girl said that she want to tell me thankyou and she stretched forth her hand and said I should shake her. Chai, I just walked away so she ran to my front and said "shake na" so I pushed her away although gently.
The whole thing that is even surprising me was her confidence, like she was so sure I will shake hands with her. Did she think I am desperate for a woman's touch that immediately I shake her, I will run to my room and use that hand to masturbate or what?
Women are fucking crazy.

mostob:
What do you all think about Riqui Puig?

There is a promo going on in Barcelona right now.

fredoooooo:
Good morning o .. Shakabula f.c

Fkhalifa:
*Chelsea are interested in Inter Milan's Romelu Lukaku and Borussia Dortmund's Erling Haaland as the club plan to invest in the playing squad again this summer.*

Club wey never finish eating their Dinner don dey plan breakfast

Arsenal still dey find buyers for Willock,Xhaka, Guen, Torreira and Nelson to recover money spent on Pepe and Partey

So, don't be surprised to see some of us here trolling this club next season

FBS:
Lol. What are you on about oga?
The same players Lampard said were not ready to compete? Abi you no see our league position before and what has Baku got to do with this season?
Are you talking about the same "corporate shoe Rudiger" that many wanted to get rid of? If you've taken time to watch Chelsea matches then you would see that we played differently to when Lamps was in charge.

Ole with this team will do nothing just like against Villarreal and FYI I rated Arteta above Lampard for obvious reasons.

The only thing that changed in our Chelsea team was Tuchel.

Rest Oga.

FBS:
Remember our former coach said the team was not ready to compete yet won the the UCL beating the likes of Real Madrid along the way.
Never underestimate the input of a good coach. Tuchel completely changed the Chelsea team.

Jodera:
omo, if dat one happen I fit quit nairaland.
Forget this thing wey you dey carry for head like this oo, I no believe say arsenal fans in England many wey carry arsenal for head like people wey dey outside England Bros

Tottenham go win, yet nothing dem go do.

Jodera:
Omo, shame and disgrace no fit allow me log in last night.
So many things just dey pain me.

And as for Wenger, I agree he tried for us, but to be honest, he and the board shifted us backwards considerably.
Now look at the results manifesting. Chelsea got two champiKons league and other major trophies

Omo, I'm in Sifia pains

Roland17:
Baba.. Tuchel’s tactics kept those players compact and that is what you need to overcome a rearing Pep attack after conceding.
You can play with heart, commitment and ambition but if the tactic employed is wrong, you are wasting your time. Tuchel drilled serious discipline in those guys. We are talking about Rudiger/ Christensen and Azpi.. Players whom we have condemned in the past as rubbish..

It looks like Xhaka will be leaving for Roma if the 2nd bid is accepted. Bellerin is set for Betis if things go accordingly while Guen is moving to Marseille. Hopefully nothing stalls these moves..

Roland17:
To God (dips index right hand finger on my tongue before showing it to the heavens) if I see anybody post Arsenal useless players coach pictures here, I go press the report button I don’t care! I detest mediocrity.. Nobody should come here and give us any lamba of false hopes with our current set up.

If you watched Tuchel and don’t think an intelligent tactician is of great importance in winning then you have no business watching football. This man reads the game soooo well and makes intelligent changes. I knew the minute Chelsea scored, it was over. Guess who their defenders were? Did they splash anything for that defense? How about the midfield? Practically the same set of players we called scrap before Tuchel arrived.

I am in pains.. serious one.

Roland17:
If shame no catch any of una today.. shame catch me.. Chelsea have won their 2nd UCL trophy..

Jodera:
I very very much agree our owner is the main issue. Yes.
But a good coach with good players can mask a lot of things.
But I disagree with the fact that any coach with an Okay squad will go far. I think you're underestimating the impact of coach in a team. You see that present man city squad, I assure you give Ole or Nuno espirito that squad and they won't win the league or be dominant the way guardiola is. That's just an example of the impactful a coach is.

As for Emery, while it's not his fault that he failed at arsenal (bought him pepe instead of zaha and sold iwobi one of his most used players), but then he made us worse than what we initially are.
I don't blame him for the final loss, in fact till this day na curse I dey curse kolasinac cos he was the one who sold that final in the first half.
Anyways, I just hope the board is changed and those our invincible team and Ek take over. Till then I'll be watching to see how Arteta fares next season

Offpoint1:
Having more than one partner is STUPIDITY...

Having unprotected sex with a lady is SUPER MEGA ULTRA PRO MAX STUPIDITY.

24brains:
God is merciful. I dey fear anything under skirt now.