₦airaland Forum

Lamanii22:
Dang! She's got mind lol...

Hello bae, I like ur makeup

U see how some will come and say
"Wife Material".

This one go kill you in the middle of the night

shilenji:
Lol

I don't even know if this is the write section to post this or I should have posted it in the jokes section cause I can't stop laughing. I was marking the test my students wrote before school activities was cancelled in Nigeria and I came across the scripts of a boy in ss2 class, since then I can't seen to stop laughing(me being their physics teacher) so I decided to share it on this platform so y'all can join me in laughing.

Bro,, you are only a teacher because of the money being paid. You have no passion for teaching, that is what Nigeria has turn many graduates too. Well, u failed as a teacher for making jest of your student.

Let me remind you, the parent or government paying on behalf of the students hand over the student to you to be trained, corrected, thought and lead in the right path. Oh, u failed and should be ashamed of yourself when next you receive a credit alert for a job you failed at doing.

The student even have an idea of what you asked but needed to be corrected but with this your attitude upon resumption, I know you will result to beating him for his mistakes.

I understand you also want to trend here but sir, not everything is a joke. Do you think the student will grow up to see this on Nairaland and he won't hate you for that, think about it.

Stupid pot calling kettle black. Why take it upon yourself to be angry at what you have no control over. If they ask you, would you have given them. Some are even enjoying the competitive part of winning and never really broke as some derive pleasure from Winning free money.

Am sure if there is a billion naira give away and you were part of the little people to drop details, your hand will be so fast to do..

Let me ask you, the money you think you have. What exactly have you achieved in life, you bought car, you build house, you own a jet, you are famous, you have power then what.

Be thankful for your situation and where God has placed you. You can never know how others feels when you are not them,

I hope you learn

harbeyboi52:
Gud evening my people,
It's been two month I have been planning to set up a computer center which am already done with the getting of several things I am going to need but due to short of cash I couldn't make payment for the shop rentage.
Fast forward to yesterday I got an alert frm one of my debtors which is enough for me to pay the shop rent, is it really advisable I pay for the shop now or wait till the corona issue die down though business is going on around the area not just like on normal days.
Your advice will go a long way

Where is ur location,

Richdad50:
I believe you are asking for your parents. The answers you seek to the questions you pondered on as a growing child you may not find here.

Richdad

Why this Richdad?
I made it clear in my post that I av never been in such situation, only for you to tell me that I am asking for my parents..........
Well am beginning to change my view about u, must u attack me or answer the question

So I av a question, and to be honest it borders me sometimes. How does married couple who live in one room with their grown up children have sex.

I have never been in such situation but I see many families like that and I couldn't decode how

oodua1stson:
you got it wrong when you credited religion for the little sanity left in this country.



Truth is, religion is the genesis of all the evil in Nigeria

I agree with you but it's still one of the things keeping people on checks for not been worse. Am not praising religion or ascertaining it helped

poiZon:
U said this president isn't the problem, and am asking u was Jonathan the problem?
Simply sturvs u can't decipher

A Taya o

Okay, No. Jonathan was not

poiZon:
But Jonathan was the problem abi?
Continue with ur foolery

Where have I mentioned name in my post. Don't just read but digest the write-up,,,

atiku4President:
You are making no sense. How does the president inspire you as a citizen to do the right thing? What leadership direction is this govt providing for you? For how long now have we been calling on those in authority to impose travel ban with respect to the COVID-19 pandemic and they have refused to heed? The people tend to be smarter than the govt and people like you see nothing wrong in this inefficiency? You are worse than them.

Read my write up again and digest ur reply.
But on the other hand, if the government provides the basic things and provide opportunities for the people, the fact that all fingers are not equal. Ask yourself, will there still be love, no greed, selfishness in the land. If u were made the president today, are u ready to sacrifice for the nation. Stop blaming the government and work on urself first

DOMINGOPAPI:
Afi interior motive na

Hope u get the message and stop the act. What is wrong with pointing out the error in it

I am a Nigerian youth. And I never really believe the president is our problem as we all claim, just that if they had acted in some certain ways. For our interest, life would be easier for us.

We are our own problem, most Nigerians are full of greed, selfishness, hyprocracy, wickedness in them. If not for religion, we would be living like Animals by now. The show of sympathy, kindness, love for one's brother is no more not to talk of a a stranger.

People no longer trust people to discuss there problem with, because nobody is worth it......some resolve to taking their own life, we have lost it. We aim to attain better position just to oppress and not serve our followers.

Kidnapping, money rituals, murders, killings has become the other of the day. We no longer help just for love again but we help with an ulterior motive.

Our leaders has lots of blames about this but we have greater blames. Let the change start from you and me. Let make the world a better place together, let live in peace, love and harmony

May God help us all!

grandstar:
Is that Google ads or Adsense?

Same

ETWs:
All these newbies sef.

Do you know what ads it ran when it started in 2005 to around 2011?

Sure, it was Google AdSense and it got disconnected by Google due to the nude pictures been posted by some users. Abeg know ur newbies

mrsage:
We don hear

Okay

I came accross this just now. It's a good development

Wenonawde:
Evening guys, My girlfriend lie to me she is a virgin and I believed that shit for good 4 months we have been dating until yesterday when I can’t just take it anymore so I scope her to let me just put the tip and she agreed. To my surprise guys I landed inside Pacific Ocean � and I didn’t say anything to her until when she was trying to claim smart girl again telling me I disvirgin her ��. No blood stain on the bed or tight penetration, please have anyone experience this shit before ?

So pathetic........found yourself in the ocean, Thank your creature you came out alive.

There is a clear difference between virgin and non virgins. Hymen breaking na real work, you need to make love and not just Bleep to break it

Funny enough!

I met a girl in school and we saw like twice, we exchanged numbers and I started loving up because she is beautiful and I always love being around beautiful girls. I was home during a holiday and I saw her status which was a view of a town and the caption stated the name of the town. I was like ' Yo! Wow, is dat where you stay'. She said yes and that he grew up there.

I didn't grow up in the town but my parents were staying there and I didn't know most of my cousins. Then, there was this day my dad was to attend a Regional program for Surveyors and I was in the said town with my dad. I went with him and this girl too was there with her dad who was my dad brother, I knew her dad way back but I didn't even know him dat much.

During the program, I saw someone who looks like her, I looked in her direction throughout the program and was surprised to confirm she was the one I saw. I ran up to her, hugged her and she was surprised and happy to see me too.

We were talking outside when our daddies approached. Her dad couldn't recognise me again and I couldn't recognize him too but party scatter when my dad came and introduced everyone. I couldn't hide the excited knowing she is my family.

We're are best friends today!

After watching and didn't see it was a scripted prank then I don't know what I can call you. The prank is full of upcoming actors and the script was well written but they fumbled in some part which gave them out

It's not a problem. I stand to be corrected, I think it's normal

Riele:
Real Man . My kind of Rich Guy .

Our Women , we should love them , we should respect for them , we should protect them

At bolded ,True talk . I deserve to be respected and protected . Love can step aside .

Since love should step aside. Go get urself a guard so he will protect you and also respect you for paying him. Ode

Busolababby1:
And he is still a virgin

are u confirming or asking?

Is it even possible to be a virgin at that age. I am in my late 20s now and I can't keep the urge anymore. No more a virgin but I need to marry ASAP,,

081374686789