₦airaland Forum

bennyann:
I'm sure what we all learnt here is to seek medical care as quickly as possible. We shouldn't neglect that.

In as much as I don't support believing in pastors but God, you shouldn't tell anyone their God can't heal them.

Your advise is enough.
True, most of us perish for lack of knowledge and you've given an insight to reduce that. But please, leave the mockery of God out of it.

We've had believers telling us to seek medical care, so don't think no one in theism know what to do when it comes to that. It doesn't stop us from believing in God neither does it stop God from performing miracles.

Even the health system is God's design, stop sounding as if atheists own or originated them.

The whole God idea, is a mockery of common sense.

Yahweh prescribed foolishness as far as health management is concerned.

* How is "is there no balm in Gilead?", an intelligent health prescription?

* How is "if anyone of you is sick, let prayer be said....", à rational health prescription?

You see, I'm concerned about just one PERSON that will read my piece, and escape the dangerous foolishness of Yahweh and its agents.

Promoters of religious idiocy, are mere objects of ridicule, as far as my writings are concerned.

BADOO FALLOUT: A CREATION OF CHARLATANS

By Akingbade Thomas

One of the saddest, regrettable and avoidable fallout of the activities, aimed at arresting the psychopathic onslaught of criminals, believed to be cult group, is the horrendous and gruesome killing of three young men, by mob in ikorodu, few days ago.

Latest reports on the murdered men, revealed that they were unfortunate victims, of helpless and senseless mob. That's what mob can do and do repeatedly, in a society that reeks superstitions. But lacks urgency and proactive approach, when it comes to issue of security.

Charlatans from different stakeholders on security issue, are the sustaining agents of barbaric approach, to challenges that can be resolved through basic intelligence.

This morning, TVC did an update on the activities of badoo, during which Seyi Adetayo, who was introduced as security consultant, said that he will appeal to traditional leaders of Ikorodu, to embark on ORO RITUALS. Seyi said he believes in the efficacy of oro rituals, at "cleansing" the society of evils (badoo activities).

ORO RITUAL, is a traditional festival of the Yorubas, done to appease the gods, to ward off evil and usher in era of prosperity and peace.

If there's anything that Ikorodu is notoriously known for, it's this oro festival. The variant of oro festival, that is synonymous with Ikorodu, is that which paralysis economic activities throughout the period of the festival.

With all the superstitious claims, of the "wonders" that oro can do, one is surprised, that it's this same Ikorodu, that has been under the murderous siege of badoo assassins. And ORO has not come to their rescue.

It's irritatingly nauseating to basic rational thinking, for a "security consultant", to be suggesting a primitive, lame and anachronistic ORO RITUALS, on a cable TV, as a solution measure to the activities of serial killers, called badoo.

I suspect that the formal security agency too, subscribed to fable and myths that have been built around the badoo. If not, how can they claim helplessness in ending the operation of murderous criminals, that have been terrorizing people for over a year now. To think that these criminals, have a fixed modus operandi, and the security agents can't utilize this clue. one is therefore compelled to lost of confidence, in the existence and capacity of security agents.

At the level of individual safety, basic security tips, remain the only hope. Until such a time, that our society can evolve to the one, that thrives on science and technology. And not some myths and superstitions - breeding grounds for charlatans.

#epihanic

WHEN MISCREANTS RUN THE SHOW

By Akingbade Thomas

A representative of the prudence destroying party, stood in one of their chambers, and spoke:

I Linus Okorie, Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Ebonyi State, hereby present a bill which;

“seeks to allow all Nigerians and residents who have any money or assets outside the system or have acquired such money or assets illegally (looted or any variant of the cliche) to come forward, within a set time frame, to declare same, pay tax/surcharge and compulsorily invest the funds in any sector of the Nigerian economy; and be granted full amnesty from inquiry or prosecution".

A lawless (lack of enforcement) society, is creation of leaders of such society, who don't obey the laws. Trampling on the laws and rules of the society, by the people saddled with the responsibility of observing and enforcing the laws, breeds impunity, criminality, and retrogression into primitiveness.

Since independence, Nigerian leaders have increasingly desensitized Nigerians to justice. The justice system in Nigeria, criminalizes character, conviction, decency and aura. It commits to death, by the most gruesome means, traits of transparency, accountability, efficiency, prudence and diligence.

The temple of justice was besieged and desolated significantly, by the PDP government, under the watch of draconian and tyrannical rule of former President OBJ. The PDP government will perpetrate a glaring crime against the peace and happiness of Nigerians, and ask us to go to court. They say this gloatingly, because the know that the temple of justice is filled with dry bones.

The judges became traders in all kinds of bizarre and horrific judgments. Any form of crime can be converted to virtue. The ineptitude and drudgery, introduced to the already toxic state, by former President GEJ, was the breaking point of the pervasive corruption, that PDP catalysed beyond tolerance.

PDP took pleasure in granting "official forgetfulness" (amnesty), to any criminal, irrespective of the damaging nature of the crime, as long as it helps them sustain their hold on power.

It's therefore not surprising, that a Linus, will openly ask Nigeria government, without scruple or trepidation, to grant official forgetfulness, to all the rogues, thieves, and kleptomaniacs that plundered and fritter away, the commonwealth of Nigerians.

His argument of course, is predicated on the patronizing reminder, that the temple of justice, is still desolated, and the dry bones there, can't live up to dispensation of commensurate justice. Linus, will therefore wish to see the fate of looters of our commonwealth, decided in the PDP way.

The people who break the laws and devices means of sabotaging and evading justice, are miscreants. And as long as this miscreants, are allowed to think that their opinions still matter in Nigeria of today, the more they become emboldened to continue in their criminality and impunity unabashed.

The case of these members of NASS, is fast becoming like a game, set up for roasting and then fell into roasting oil.

#epihanic

ZKOSOSO:
Get a life. Get a DSTV. Tune to Channel 390. Watch TB. Joshua.

Come back and read your post, this time very slowly.....

Thank me later......infact,, forever

Yea... I do go there to catch some fun, from the jokes and comedy of TB Joshua in the synagogue of Connery.

Baawaa:
The Alpha and Omega,He knows you before you are born,He will deliver you from total destruction

Kikikikikikiki.......... How did you know that you're in danger of total destruction?

Baawaa:
Almighty God is the greatest healer

Which of the Gods, and what did it heal?

Who are you to question God?....... Kikikikikikiki

No one is questioning your God OP. Yahweh (your own brand of Gods) is an imaginary idol of the desert dwelling Jews.

Yahweh is particularly scripted, with grand plagiarism of cosmology myths, of idols that existed in the oral folklore, of the culture that existed pre that of Jews.

No rational being, questions fictional character. Only the deluded worshiper of Yahweh questions it, when they are disillusioned.

Having done a studied observation of how unscientific beliefs, have either complicated mild disease or contribute to death, resulting from mismanaged disease conditions, of believers in agents (pastors, Imam, Alfas, witch doctor, Herbalist etc ) of imaginary Gods, i can't but feel pity and empathy, for victims of religious charade.

The pastors indoctrinate their members thus; whose report will you believe? God or doctor? If your doctor says you have benign tumor, reject it. Declare by faith that you don't have tumor (God's report). Christians keep up with this foolishness, until benign tumor progress to terminal cancer. And the needless and avoidable death, rap it all up.

Watching the interview granted by Pastor Paul Eneche, the president of Dunamis Assembly, on Turning Point, aired by AIT this morning, i once again saw, how seemingly educated folks, will in a moment of talking about imaginary Yahweh, suspend rational thinking, and mischievously plunge into illusionary and delusionary behavior.

Firstly, Pastor Paul said, "one of my former teachers in the university, brought a child who is Sickle Cell Disease (SCD) patient to me. Saying that he took delivery of the child, and wants me to pray for healing miracle. I prayed and the miracle happened"

It's misleading and mischievous for Pastor Paul, who himself is a medical doctor by training, to descend to this realm of insidious and dangerous suggestion, to the victims of SCD and those who are ignorantly, selfishly and foolishly embarking on marriage that will produce SCD offspring.

No Pastor in the name of any God, has and will be able to heal SCD. It's all lies and wicked deception.

The only hope for SCD clients, is the conservative and transplant management. And for the intending couple who are both AS, your decision to progress into marriage, is sheer act of intended wickedness against a child you're going to have. Who has 25% chance of being SCD. Trusting your imaginary God on this gamble, is the most foolish thing to do.

Secondly, Pastor Paul claimed that he pull off neck collar, from the neck of accident victim, on the very day a neck injury was said to have been sustained. Paul claimed he prayed for the man, and miracle occurred. Well, Paul didn't say that there was an x-ray report, that established a specific injury at any of the cervical spine. Yet he claimed to have performed a healing miracle. What a combination of medical quackery and religious deception there.

The danger in this type of evil charade, is that accident victims, will rather seek out a pastor, instead of medical examination, that can establish a no serious injury or the presence of one.

I have seen Spinal Cord Injury, with its disabling and life crippling complications, that could have been prevented, if medical intervention was sought, at the onset of the injury. In almost all the cases, "divine/spiritual intervention" was to blame.

Churches, tradomedical homes, home of Alfas and shrines, are not where you should go, when you have disease or injury. The medical experts, are the folks you should talk to. Consult them early and widely. It will save you needless pain, complications and death. Where you realistically​ have such chances.

#epihanic

Jhaytee4all:
Didn't even bother to read the gibberish post finish..

I'm not concerned with pastor chris, I'm concerned about the way this OP writes irrelevant trash about my dear loving JESUS...

May God save you from ignorance. Amen.

Buhbye

You must be a spiritual gay. Since you're in love with male Jesus.

Joagbaje:
i am not

were you a sinner at anytime?

petra1:
Just Admit that you like and admire the man but you just don't know how to express it.

Even though i respect the rights of gays, i certainly will not be attracted to Chris, if i were a gay.

Nutase:
Video or na lie.

YouTube is just a click away from you.

Joagbaje:
i am not

How did you know that?

I watched a clip of pastor Chris Oyakhilome, the field marshal of Christ Embassy. The pastor who could be mistaking for a mulatto, had this to say:

"I got a little instruction of the spirit. Those of you who are into comedy and you're a comedian, I'm giving you an instruction of the spirit. As much as you can, don't make fun of the pastors.

You'll still have a lot of fun, without making fun of pastors. It's dangerous and that's what the spirit of God asked me to tell you. Pastors occupy a sacred place in God's agenda. Do your best, don't make fun of pastors, eliminate that from your list of jokes".

Pastor Chris, in all ramification, is a comedian per excellence. His "spiritualized" threat message to his fellow comedians above, is mere attempt at monopolizing the business of comedy in the houses of Jewish Idol (Yahweh). It's a business trick that Chris learnt from Yahweh.

You see, Yahweh threatened to kill anyone, who worship another God. But there's nothing that Yahweh claims it's able to do, that other Gods, can't do for those who worship them. Yahweh is just greedy and jealous of other Gods. Fortunately for Yahweh, it got the Roman government to patronize it, and sold it brand of psychedelic comedy, to the larger clients around the world.

Is there anything different in general sense, in the comedy that Chris does, when compared to that of regular comedians? No.

From the physical look of Chris, to his fake accent, to his bleached skin, to his fried hair, to his claim to infallibility and his gesticulation while doing his show. All these attributes of Chris, can't but elicit smile, giggle and laughing out loud, depending on which episode, of his clownish show you're watching.

Come to think of it, which aspect of the Christian behavior doesn't reek joke? What do you make of folks talking to themselves angrily, noisily and pacing gymnastically(prayer)? . What do you make of folks uttering gibberish (speaking in tongues)?. What do you make of pastor, who claims his God can heal ALL diseases, yet he goes knocking on medic's door? What do you make of folks, who claimed that there exist a place, called blissful heaven, yet they are the most fearful of death? They're all bunch of comedians, who are now believing their jokes.

Chris must be hearing his own brand of God, when he said the above. Because their are other Gods, speaking to thousands of pastors like him, and asking them to invite comedians to poke fun at both the Gods themselves and the pastors. And those Gods and pastors had fun, while listening to the parodies.

#epihanic

1Cor 10:8 Neither let us commit FORNICATION, as some of them committed, and fell in one day THREE and TWENTY THOUSAND.

The Judeo-Christian god called Yahweh, is the most ridiculously anachronistic among every other gods created by men. According to mythological documentation of Christians, Yahweh became so enraged on a certain day, and it proceeded to mass murder 23,000 Israelites.

The offense of these folks is what Yahweh called FORNICATION. But in the language of humans, the folks killed by Yahweh, were adults, who engaged in sexual behavior, which is a biological and innate function of every normal humans beings. At the age of adolescence, most normal male will start experiencing wet dreams, which is purely a hormonal influence in their body.

The act of responding to sexual stimulus, by consensual and responsible adults, under whatever type of relationship, is a sacrosanct right of such persons.

The imposition of some unfounded and inconsequential ecclesiastical discrimination, against consensual and responsible sexual behavior, is a primitive fabrication, of early men, who were both sexually selfish, discriminatory and oppressive.

The early men, who were farmers, hunters and warriors, saw women as object of pleasure, procreation machines, and home handlers. Because of pride and sense of ownership, these men will prefer that they be the first to both indicate interest in marrying a woman and consummating the marriage.

In order to solidify and "culturize" this personal craving, they moralize it and had it sanctioned in the name of God. Just as they did to other issues like; don't eat pork, don't wear color clothes, don't work on Saturday etc. Because doing these, is a sin against Yahweh.

For a moment, just imagine that Pastor WF Kumuyi, was among those who conceptualized Yahweh idea into Christianity, it would have been sinful to watch TV, wear Jeans, women to wear trousers, wear jewelry etc.

Fornication is a religious fabrication, which now have a relic and obsolete worth, in civilised society. No impressionable child or young adult, should be taught sex education, from oral or written myths of religions. It's a psychological assault on such minds.

Religious morals are in all intents and purposes, primitive and anachronistic in this age and time. Rational and beneficial thinking, as captured in sexual and reproductive health education, advises consensual and responsible sexual behavior. This is the most effective way, of mitigating against STIs, unwanted pregnancy and overpopulation.

#epihanic

Niflheim:
I can see "over-aged primary school students, " kneeling down for punishment"!!!...................................................And it also looks like someone pissed on the wall!!! This is a national tragedy!!! Grown ups kneeling down and praying to piss!!!

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Christians will bow to filth, as long as it's God's poo.

Joagbaje:
The type you're committing

Aren't you a sinner yourself?

Joagbaje:
But you told a lie that there's no preaching against sin . You have sinned kindly repent and get rid of your sin

Which of the sin now?

Oyakhilome said Masturbation isn't a sin, when his fellow con artists said it's sin.

Joagbaje:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuTNB_-9-bY

I thought you're a disciple of the fake mulatto called Chris Oyakhilome. Never knew you're of synagogue of charade.

The Africa editor, is plagued by shallow and fixated mentality, that afflict most Africans, when it comes to critical and comprehensive thinking.

How will economy that's almost 100% consumptive, writhing in morbid corruption, blinded by injudicious and imprudent spending thrive, when sincere attempt is being made to redirect it to productive economy.

The management of Nigeria economy to a productive one, will come via painful and hard choices. Only those beclouded by illusion of magic will think otherwise.

This song of victory by PDP, on this court judgment, is like having two patients, that are suffering of terminal disease like CANCER.

* One of patients died today

* the second patient will still die eventually.

Congrats to APC, congrats to progressives.

Kelvinmelvin:
What about u start by telling me d lie that it contains

Your Bible says there exist a thing called God, with material attributes. But it's all imaginary. Because there is no iota of evidence to back the claim.

And the fact you're ducking here, shows how childish the bible story is.

Kelvinmelvin:
And why would u say that about the Bible. The only book that contains the Total Truth in the world

what truth?

adepeter26:
I rebuke you in jesus name.
On my way to meet jesus. You can't stop my light from shining. Jesus, here I come. Accept me to your kingdom.
Write my name on yà hard-drive of life

Kikikikikikiki.... The door is closed. You're one of the dumb virgin.

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala

*THE POSITION OF THE ASSOCIATION OF PSYCHIATRISTS IN NIGERIA (APN)*

*MENTAL TEST FOR ROAD TRAFFIC OFFENDERS BY THE FEDERAL ROAD SAFETY CORPS (FRSC):Directive for members of The Association of Psychiatrists in Nigeria (APN)*

The directive from the Federal Road Service Corp that from the 1st July, 2017, drivers using mobile phones while driving among others would be apprehended and made to undergo ‘Mental Test’ hit every Nigerian in a jolt. The timing of the directive was a bit surprising because some months earlier there was a hint that drivers in the city of Abuja using cell phones while driving would be so treated. We are aware that Psychiatrists in the Federal Capital Territory and others were opposed to the idea. Their opposition was based on the fact that such a discriminating and stigmatizing proposition is not in the best interest of Nigeria as a member of the comity of nations. Despite unanimous opposition for this “Mental Test", the FRSC has issued a directive to force traffic offenders to undergo psychological assessment.
The Association of Psychiatrists in Nigeria believes this directive apart from trivializing mental and behavioral disorders will further worsen the stigma our patients are enduring. The Executive Committee of the Association of Psychiatrists in Nigeria is therefore left with no alternative but to ask members in all hospitals in length and breadth of Nigeria not to carry out any assessment on fellow Nigerians because of traffic offences.
The laws in Nigeria however belated, assumes every Nigerian is of sound mind unless so declared by a medical practitioner. The laws allows any medical practitioner to section and detain anyone suspected of being mentally ill for observation and for treatment. Other members of the public when necessary are at liberty to approach the courts with an affidavit and obtain a court order to send people suspected of being mentally ill to hospitals for observation. The FRSC are at liberty to take this route if they suspect fellow Nigerians are mentally ill because they commit traffic offences.

PROFESSOR JOSEPH D. ADEYEMI, APN President

DR. BASSEY EDET, APN Secretary-General

*For wide circulation please*
Copied!

The verse below, narrates one of the fictitious stories, that fabricated the Roman Catholic entity (Jesus), in whom all forms of absurdities are embodied.

"St. Matthew 2:13 And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeareth to Joseph in a dream, saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt, and be thou there until I bring thee word: for Herod will seek the young child to destroy him."

According to the badly written and fictional book (Bible), Herod was claimed to have been frightened and terrified, about the news of the birth, of a Jewish king, whom Herod now suspect will overthrow Roman government. Because of this, Herod sought to kill baby Jesus, and by this, Herod would have permanently made the mission, of a Jewish messiah (in the person of Jesus) impossible.

God (Yahweh) was convinced, that Herod will succeed at carrying out his plan. Therefore, God became so afraid of Herod, that it gave Joseph the instruction above, after it had earlier asked the three wise men, not to return to Herod. This betrayed a God, that needed to be double sure, of its escape plan from Herod.

Assuming but not conceding, that there exist, a Yahweh, that's omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent, one would have expected it, to put these attributes to work, rather than flee from Herod, in such a cowardly and powerless style.

If the only reason for this cowardly action of God, was to protect baby Jesus, from the murderous plan of "mere" Herod (not even its archenemy - Satan). Why couldn't God do either of the following: confuse Herod, alter Herod's memory, make Herod deaf and dumb, or seize Herod's breath. Any of these actions, would have rendered Herod incapacitated, on his plan. But an omnipotent God, fled from Herod to Egypt.

The children of Yahweh, at this point, will want to argue baselessly and irrationally, that their God, does as it wishes, and no man can question its deeds. Not even when this "unquestionable" deeds, resulted in horrendous consequences.

Because God played smart with Herod, Herod consequently found the possibility of his plan, in collateral infanticide.

St. Matthew 2:16 Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men.

If there truly exist a loving and rational God, killing Herod would have been the sensible thing to do. Rather than instigating the killing of innocent infants.

Well, even though i know that most of the horrendous acts, recorded in the religious books, were mere deeds of primitive men, who were executing their survival campaign. But turn around, to ascribed these savagery acts to a God, just to justify their claims to being superior, to other human beings.

When you see or hear Christians, driving a six inch nail, into the skull of an innocent child, on the delusionary allegation of witchcraft. Just remember that they serve a God, that fled from Herod.

#epihanic

lepasharon:


I demand to be assistant pastor.
You think I don't know how to milk sheeples dry too?

Kikikikikikiki..... FSM giveth every man according to the measure of juice in him.

Otem speaks with the Gods, let otem ask the FSM, if thou has juice for dishing out the words of the God.

Can you speak in tongues?

lepasharon:
A whole me choir mistress

How about music director?

balanceofterror1:
It is only dogs that barks from the corner of their house but cannot bark when the jungle matures.

In case you're a soldier, you're called animals because your likes, brings jungle mentality on display in civilised society.

I have experienced the primitive and crude behavior, of an animal in uniform. I said this because, his oppressive action was baseless.

But I'm most certain now, the empty brain is already a manure in sambisa forest.

carpenter4lyf:
CatfishBilly, I have been thinking of something o-o.

Let's open our own church.

Like seriously, within a year, we gonna surpass every other churches in Nigeria.

HardMirror, Akintom will be senior pastors.
Otematum will be the futureTeller (prophet)
Hahn will be predicting
Lepasharon choir mistress
Hopellandlord lay reader
Billy will be doctor confirming diagnosis.

Kikikikikikiki.... I shall comment later.

That felixomoron and ebudiot go don dey bellyache now!

bennyann:
I don't understand all your grammar o

But if you're talking about evidence, please be in London by 11th of September at ExCel center.

And if you've decided to go, please don't hesitate to take me with you

If you reverse that date, you'll be having 9/11 staring you in the face. Remember that notorious and ubiquitous Osama Bin Ladin, came with hell to US on that day.

Rendezvous with a spacetacry, can't be predicted. She might claim a similitude of Bin Ladin, on that day. Because each day she morphs.

Don't tell her ooooo