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Ekpeitut:
Yesterday

Okay sir... All the best

Ekpeitut:
I got a mail too for Senior Piping Engineer online assessment. Good luck to us all.

Goodluck to you o... When did you get it?

Tunagee:
That's the reason christianity is a religion of forgiveness. I don't care about other religions who don't forgive.

The religion in question even talks more about forgiveness... What he meant was that, if @all they have to continue the relationship, they will have to re-marry... That shows how bad it is to utter such words "unguidedly"... Unlike the religion you mentioned that doesn't give strict rules on how to talk

dovestar:
Guys, it seems they have sent out invites for Piping Engineer role. Has anyone gotten?

Let's know how sure you are... Do you know anyone who applied for that role that's been invited?
Did the person receive the "regret" or "apology" mail in the past?
What's the persons application status on GCC & TOTAL Portals?
Kindly update us on this

Privatepart00:
. Next time don’t allow her use the bathroom, instead turn her around to the doggy position and thrust slowly but deeply for like 10 minutes , her legs will be shaking since it wont be able to carry her, stop thrusting and finger her like crazy till she let go of the fluid. NB : she may collapse to the floor when you stop thrusting in order for her to gather strength to enter the bathroom , dont allow her go , Finger her from the back while making sure her two legs are closed together not apart. She will let go and squirt when she can’t endure anymore. Be rest assured you will get a passionate kiss after with loads of thank you , some can go the extra mile and suck that penis of yours .

Now, this is funny

Tela101:
I won't

And if I ask by mistake, tell me no, I won't be angry.

For real?
If only our ladies can emulate this

Tela101:
It's you guys fault.

The ones that won't ask you for money, you guys refuse to talk to or date them.

So stop complaining.

Something tells me that if I date you, you won't pester me with demands

pharrell8:
Listen is not I don't av d money to spare is just DAT is too early to start asking from someone u just know barely 24hrs... I'm not comfortable wit it..

I understand you perfectly... "I'm sorry, I won't be able to give you" or something else should suffice, instead of asking if she wouldn't eat if you didn't meet her... I hope you get my drift

pharrell8:
Is Baba diplomatic

Considering what you narrated, she sounds like one who truly needs help... I'm not castigating you for not helping her, but you should have been nice about it... Even the amount she needed is not exurbitant (Talking about 5H)... At least, she's not a member of the "I need I-phone" gang

pharrell8:
Bro urs is even beta met a gal collected her noba didn't call her DAT day had to wait till d next day to call all she could tell was DAT she has not eating, I should send her money for her to buy food even if it 5H.. I asked her if I was her Dad and if I didn't call won't she find a way to eat...

Bros, you should have been more diplomatic about it since you're not giving her the 5H... That's quite harsh
No be say she dey ask for phone nah

unohbethel:
How are u sure that this is the real buhari we all know post election 2015?

... So, for your mind, Buhari don die

dauntless15:
Dude if she was the only lady on earth and I'd be dead without a woman in my life, I'd die with honor, tufiakwa.

Bros, take am easy with the chick
She's just being a lady
Remember that someone somewhere may be tripping for her

sarutobi:
Sir,

While i also condemn the "method" used by EFCC, we should rememeber that this is naija. These guys are not as trained, informed and equipped like thier foreign counterpart.

Also like you can see with invictus obi, America's judicial system is very fast and efficient. Takes a few hours to charge you to court, no stories. It might take months for EFCC to track these guys and then we know that once these lowlifes leave naija, they are gone. EFCC cannot reach them. Months of hard work wasted.

We cannot use the foreign method here as our system does not support it.

I am a young man in my early 30s. I live in Nigeria. If you see the way i live you will think i am a Yahoo boy. I am sure many of my neighbours think i am one. I only go out of my house once a month. I have a certain level of luxury and live in a 'posh' part of lagos. BUT i know how hard i work to reach this level. Many sleepless nights, many Skype meetings/proposals, many presentations just to get one job.

The day EFCC will show up at my door, they will have just wasted thier time. The worst i will also lose is time by following them to thier office and showing them what i do for a living.

You might have guessed that i am into internet business. Yes thats correct and these "Yahoo Boys" are making life very hard for the rest of us.

I dont mind going through a little stress from EFCC if they can use their method to cleans our country.

Cheers.

Well said... If they've got no skeleton in their cupboard, they got nothing to fear

heartofcity12:
Reason with me. Imagine a guy that travelled out abroad for greener pastures, luckily he made it out of the States legitimately after some years of hard work and labor. He brings his earnings back to Nigeria his country home and invest in businesses while he flex some by chilling at home and going to clubs sometimes with different class of girls of his taste. He already made some white friends abroad and he chats with them on a regular basis. He has tattoos and dreadlocks. He lives everyday like the last while his investments keep booming. All of a sudden, jealous neighbors get angry and tag him a yahoo boy and report him to the Efcc. They bust into his house and check his phones and they confirm he has a lot of white contacts. They don’t wanna hear no explanation, he got arrested. Please imagine, wouldn’t this kind of guy pay for the sins he didn’t commit His mugshot will be posted here just like this guys, boom! Stained record all of a sudden. This is not how it is suppose to be. Sentiments and Jealousy aside, this is not good!

That's why they were charged to court... To prove their innocence, with evidence... @least person wey live for obodo oyinbo go get passport, visa, etc... Also to interrogate even the "friends" he claimed to know abroad to be sure they actually know him while he was there... Why're we complicating issues?

SoNature:
Bro, relax.
I work from home too.
Sincerely, I don't think those guys were displayed if the agency didn't see incriminating evidence on them.
I always tell people that the antigraft watchdog isn't that stupid.
But if they are, there is always a way around difficult situations.

You have spoken, no written well

GavelSlam:
You are the one criminalizing laptops.

Not every owner of laptops has been arrested.

These boys are eventually convicted on the weight of evidence against them.

If truly you make genuine money online, you should be happy those that bring suspicion and dishonor to your vocation are being slammed.

Have we ever seen any of them claim he is an online entrepreneur?

Well said sir

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GrabHisBalls:
I am open for a relationship if the guy is interested.
Imagine getting 10k credit alert whenever I say I am broke.

Modified. The guys on this forum are funny. Today should be the first time I am getting the most pms in a day 'cause they think I need a boyfriend. Where did I state that?

Abeg, check through your list if the guy quoted below is among... Because I no trust guys these days

dauntless15:
As you worwor reach, you're getting pms and you're not happy, wonders shall never end.

Thank you as you check through

Acedave1:
10 out of 180, the margin is to wide.

Not all the 180 are adults or working class... It comprises children, babies, juveniles, etc

aycapri:
So, you mean this stupid set of people still want to go for another term again. Hmm,

Let's give them the chance to finish what they started... Cut them some slack, abeg

MrBrownJay1:
This is OUR job, but sadly many men are feeling funky and are being selfish/lazy in the bedroom.

If your wife expects you to swing from the chandelier in a batman costume before you mount her, then oblige and satisfy this babe' s sexual needs fully.

Some brothas sadly would come here and say this is foolish.

My reservations with it is that, I don't know if it's safe to do it, & above that, if it's Godly or not... Asides those, I don't see anything wrong in it... I don't think it's Godly & safe though

DrHoganObi:
This picture is a disease caused by human papilloma virus which has no cure but becomes cancer instead. The virus lives in the vagina you see that hole u put Ur tongue in that's the walkway of this virus and it likes pussy too. Remember HPV next time u go down there

You can't be so sure this particular case was caused by the act of giving head, can you?

Nigerians no geh Faith sha... Why not let's join hands to make Nigeria Great again, by GOD's Grace

MrBrownJay1:
Nah I meant with her fingers, a banana dipped in warm water 1st or a d1ldo

Some ladies could resort to that option if that's where they can get it... It's so sad

MrBrownJay1:
OR fake it
OR be sexually miserable for the rest of her life
OR get satisfaction on her own

I hope you don't mean her getting it from another person o, by "on her own"

HRHQueenPhil:
Brother how is ur job search going?

Do you have a job to offer?

tritt:
It won't be so, the contract was won based on the % of Nigerian Contents, so it is going to be the other way round. Believe me. So get your CV ready and P Chat me. All the best

Bros, no be today dem dey take that one win project... NCDMB has to keep auditing from time to time without informing these companies

Authority1o1:
Sarcasm.

I mean it, literally

Authority1o1:
Okay...


You could not award the local companies but the international ones.
If this current regime promises a self-sufficient economy and are doing this,then it is a clear epitome of illusion .

Oga, that's why we have "Local Content" Policy... Can you see that Buhari is the Best Nigerian Minister of Petroleum, ever... Too much brain no go kill PMB, abeg

Phenomenal16:
.. I av learnt alot... Being a gud gal does not pay much

Says who?
Keep being a good girl jare

Phenomenal16:
Men shaaa......

Ehn ehn... What about men?
Because of one man, you want to generalize... Continue

livinuschukwug:
In Dragnet's Verbal Reasoning You are to produce two answers for a question and the Two answers must be correct

If this is the only issue with Dragnet, I will say it has to do with the survival of the fittest, provided that the rule covers everyone & all questions are the same... @least, everyone was tested on a "levelled play ground"... It's unlike the case of GQ, if what was said about GQ is anything to go by

KODACK:
Can someone come up with an awesome letter content

Really, I wouldn't want to kill myself over this issue... I believe that whatever will be Will be

livinuschukwug:
what will be the content of the letter to be sent to total and gcc?

Just to ask that you've not been invited for test nor were you invited for interview & would like to know if you should expect any invite soon... Make sure you copy TOTAL while sending to GCC

Germannig:
Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani

Sounds very familiar?

Yes nah... No be ipad?

KODACK:
Reapply??

When was that message passed..... Biko, shed more light on this

After applying at TOTAL website, we were sent a link to reapply at GCC, weren't we?

livinuschukwug:
what's the fate of those GCC never invited for Test or interview and still got apology mail from total EP-NG-HRS?

I think someone should try what owlarowl did during his ordeal with GQ... I mean, send a mail to GCC, copying TOTAL

livinuschukwug:
Who else received this rubbish from GCC?
HAHA [color=#006600][/color]

I hope that's not a form of "proof" to tell TOTAL that all applicant's were sent mail

livinuschukwug:
total can use other credible recruitment agency, except dragnet

Any ordeal from Dragnet too?