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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2019 WAEC Invites Applicants For Aptitude Test. by Akious2k2(m):
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EducationRe: See 6hours Open Exam Giving To Post Graduate Student Of UNILAG by Akious2k2(m): 5:04pm On Aug 18, 2019
DrayZee:
So you'd rather they give him an engine to fix and then award him with a masters degree?

He's an engineer, not a roadside mechanic. He's being tested appropriately. This is not the thread for lamentations about the Nigerian educational system. Hold your criticism.
grin... Let's lighten up on him... He's not vast
EducationRe: See 6hours Open Exam Giving To Post Graduate Student Of UNILAG by Akious2k2(m): 2:58pm On Aug 18, 2019
cutiedave:
Boss there is more to engineering besides fixing and repairing stuffs...
There is the design aspect which involves serious calculations to which the above equation myt be useful and needed to be solved numerically given boundary conditions...
The design is the real engineering sir...anybody could fix engines, bt only engineers can design one
Thanks for educating his likes... Some people have refused to understand the difference between a Technician and an Engineer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m):
sirbone007:
What role did you apply for? Do you know if telecom maintenance engineers have also been shortlisted or ..?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 7:24am On Aug 13, 2019
spikyangel:
I've been to the interview and assessment on Saturday 10th and Monday 12th August respectively. Let me share my experience for the good of others.

First you get the email inviting you:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10023747_invitemail_png474ae3e69d9b3c0b803bec8d60f3585b

Using the link on the invite email, you are required to schedule dates that are suitable to you for your interview and assessment.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10023748_assessment2_pngc441c78eac02529d578497d11f8d5297

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10023750_interview_png998d8be4f84805eb4a739cc5c14e8ed8


An email is sent to you confirming your scheduled time.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10023748_assessment2_pngc441c78eac02529d578497d11f8d5297

The interview is done on Skype, and like @gwighalo said, it was role based. So you must have a lot of stories to tell about a time when you were working in that role in your current company. There are also HR style questions trying to know how you handle stress, or relate with co-workers, or your approach to solving problems, why you want to work for the company etc.

The assessment tests is Saville Swift Analysis. An email is sent with the GoToMeeting link one hour to the start of your assessment.

It consists of 24 Questions for 18 Minutes. There are three groups altogether - Verbal, Numeric and Diagrammatic (at least for my role).

Each group has eight questions divided into two sets of four questions for 3 minutes each. In other words, Verbal, has two sets of four questions to answer. Same with Numeric and Diagrammatic. So once your 3 minutes elapses, the system forces you to start the next set. The tough part in all this is the time constraint. Looking at it counting down like a pro athlete running in the Olympics, is enough to make one freeze. huh

Goodluck to those still expecting. I hope this helps.
You're the "Best"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2019 WAEC Invites Applicants For Aptitude Test. by Akious2k2(m): 7:40am On Aug 12, 2019
adekunletosin:
Yes this evening around 7:38pm
Same here... Yesterday evening
RomanceRe: How Following UBUNJA For 2years Have Destroyed My Love Life-pussyhoe by Akious2k2(m): 7:29am On Aug 11, 2019
ubunja:
what does a girl have that a woman doesn't have?
Hmm... This is "deep"
RomanceRe: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by Akious2k2(m):
Trizyd:
I can relate my brother, and he is actually right. Since my experience too, no more hotel campaigns.

So I meet up with a lady at Lagos, had her over for the night. I didn't waste much time on getting to business as soon as she landed on the bed. I started my military campaign on her immediately, pounding relentlessly. I wanted her to praise my skillfulness. Then I noticed her breathing slowing and her eye lids where closing, smiling inside me that within few minutes this girl has surrendered already. That was still I'm my thought when she started gasping for breathe, inhaling and exhaling air slowly, I was like what kind of orgasm be this, the breathing kept reducing in pace, then I knew I was in trouble, she is asthmatic. I immediately had an erectile dysfunction. I was very calm, sweating and confused. She was dying right there. It was late, and hospital was not an option, I started praying to God, promising that I will never do this again, ever.. I didn't know what to do, poured water on her, increased the fan, her state just was getting worse, infact I felt she was going to die, I was thinking of running if a miracle doesn't happen. Then I remembered CPR, tried controlling her breath myself, I started seeing light at the end of the tunnel, she regained consciousness. In short, she got better.. I got her Uber that night, and bidded my farewell.
So guys, try and package your konji, it's damn risky have a one night stand. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO HER.
What an experience... You are a good "narrator", but say NO to fornication and Adultery

BLUEJAYY:
I got involved with an asthmatic one time and it wasn't funny at all.
Sounds scary... Maybe you could share the story... Say NO to fornication and Adultery
RomanceRe: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by Akious2k2(m): 12:37pm On Aug 06, 2019
Trizyd:
I can relate my brother, and he is actually right. Since my experience too, no more hotel campaigns.

So I meet up with a lady at Lagos, had her over for the night. I didn't waste much time on getting to business as soon as she landed on the bed. I started my military campaign on her immediately, pounding relentlessly. I wanted her to praise my skillfulness. Then I noticed her breathing slowing and her eye lids where closing, smiling inside me that within few minutes this girl has surrendered already. That was still I'm my thought when she started gasping for breathe, inhaling and exhaling air slowly, I was like what kind of orgasm be this, the breathing kept reducing in pace, then I knew I was in trouble, she is asthmatic. I immediately had an erectile dysfunction. I was very calm, sweating and confused. She was dying right there. It was late, and hospital was not an option, I started praying to God, promising that I will never do this again, ever.. I didn't know what to do, poured water on her, increased the fan, her state just was getting worse, infact I felt she was going to die, I was thinking of running if a miracle doesn't happen. Then I remembered CPR, tried controlling her breath myself, I started seeing light at the end of the tunnel, she regained consciousness. In short, she got better.. I got her Uber that night, and bidded my farewell.
So guys, try and package your konji, it's damn risky have a one night stand. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO HER.
What an experience... You are a good "narrator"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 12:15pm On Aug 06, 2019
mm7:
HRIS
Noted sir... Appreciate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 10:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
mm7:
Yes I did
Kindly tell us which position you applied for?
RomanceRe: How Do I Get A Guy To Be Interested In Me by Akious2k2(m): 12:33am On Jul 29, 2019
ubunja:
so. You basically Friendzoned her? Lmfao
I guess I would have taken the relationship to the next level if she's the kind of lady with the qualities I look out for in ladies... We're still friends and no hard feelings about it... There was even a time I spoke with her mum 'cos she was present while I was talking to my friend on phone... We're just both matured about the whole thing... She may have even forgotten she made the first move sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 11:14pm On Jul 28, 2019
oakphil:
We are allowed to choose our own convenient time for both exercise ( assessment and interview).
Once you're logged in to the system, it will bring your questions, the format of the question is thesame but in figure and shapes they're different. We had 24 questions in total for 18minutes and calculator is allowed. The interview is one on one with a GCC staff and nothing technical was asked, we were told there will be another interview session (probably the last one) to be handled by Total HR and that will be based on your field and probably its going to be a panel interview.
Thanks for your response... Appreciate
RomanceRe: How Do I Get A Guy To Be Interested In Me by Akious2k2(m): 6:59am On Jul 28, 2019
catwalq:
A simple - Hello, how was your day today -should get him talking.
I agree with you to a very large extent... I met a lady through this method on fb... Firstly, she added me, then I accepted... Just one day, she sent a message saying "hello" or "hi"... Then I took over the rest of the conversation... Today, we're still friends... She even checked me like twice
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 6:29am On Jul 28, 2019
airsaylongcon:
He said its an Assessment Centre. That already suggests things like group task, interview (probably competency based), Presentation, Problem-solving (of a hypothetical or real life situation) etc. ACs are full day HR evaluation tools that give recruiters an idea of who you are.
Thanks for the correction... But if you read his comment well, you will see where he wrote "even though we wrote different test"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 10:50pm On Jul 27, 2019
oakphil:
Mine is metering engineer. There are many people at the assessment centre and we were not separated for the assessment even though we wrote different test so I find it somehow difficult to know who applied for which position.
Thanks for your prompt response... Kindly tell us how the test was... Like
How many questions for how long?
Was it computer based only?
Was it objectives or theory?
Were the questions general engineering, or profession based?
Were you allowed to use calculator or not? etc
RomanceRe: Married Woman Kissing Her Secret Lover Gets Stuck To His Lips(photos And Video) by Akious2k2(m): 12:57am On Jul 27, 2019
Starlight10:
Her Husband should be ashamed of himself.
And why should he?
RomanceRe: Cult Guys Are After My Girlfriend, Should I Break Up With Her Or Not? by Akious2k2(m): 8:08am On Jul 13, 2019
Freehuman:
Bro Dem fear army pass salt to fear water. Man, one time like that them mend one big man pickin join do the necessary initiation rites, The guy return home so he go fit heal make he follow go party wey dem go show am way and men wey dey game. The guy sick for house. Him old boy discover wetin Sup carry three hilux of army wey dem dey chain enter hostel pack boys wey join him pickin. Others hear story Japa from town. The guy bin dey 300 level so he no fit comot school like that. Those guys sign undertaking drop school ID and their parents come carry them for Army Base. The guy old boy vex reach the guys parents now, yan say make dem hold their children say the drilling wey happen so na small. Say anything wey happen to him pickin dem go hold the guys responsible.
The guy return to school no body even greet am.

Wahala dey when you invite another family make dem come settle another family matter . Bring DSs or soldier no man go worry you again.
This is what I call "a true father"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 11:23pm On Jul 10, 2019
The interview may be for those applying for temporary employment, (about 18months)... That one closes on the 31st of July and qualified candidates are expected to start next month
RomanceRe: I Think Am In Big Trouble.. by Akious2k2(m): 7:21am On Jun 30, 2019
Romance section?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E&P Limited - 2019 Recruitment (many Positions) by Akious2k2(m): 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2019
Mlayidi:
I said "I heard" and I decided to share with u guys.
It could be true... If I remember well, I also read it here that the second application with GCC closes on 15th of July... Your information could be correct
PoliticsRe: (graphic Picture):- Nigerian And Chadian Soldiers Intercept Boko Haram by Akious2k2(m): 10:22pm On Jun 22, 2019
Emeks008:
This boko boys no dey finish?

How den dey brain washed their new recruits na hin i no understand
It could be conscription
RomanceRe: As A Modern Man Would You Accept If Your Current Girlfriend by Akious2k2(m): 1:51pm On May 11, 2019
logan2:
Why would she do that,it's an insult to me,and my manhood
Your manhood? huh

*Just messing around*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Advice Urgently And Please by Akious2k2(m): 11:53pm On May 10, 2019
Kwamecron:
Am sure is not ur fathers campany and u cant be dere forever, just get prepared
Get prepared?
Read again... The OP's gone already
@OP, for what reason would you want to sue them?
Let's take it from there
EducationRe: I Am Back From Ban Cheap One For Everyone (mr Shape) by Akious2k2(m): 5:15pm On May 07, 2019
tan (x/2) = 1/4
x/2 = tan -1 (1/4)
x = 2tan-1 (1/4)
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 10:06pm On Apr 30, 2019
ifada123:
@Akious2k2 @Martinez39 @israeliionel @etrange @Vendee @everyone
From basic solution
You did a good job but I noticed a slight mistake...
Check this,
Your area of triangle should be (half base x height) = (1/2 × 4) × sq. root of (16 - 4) = 2 × Sq root of 12 = 4 surd 3 units sq
Area of one sector = (60 / 360) pi 4 sq = 1/6 pi 4 sq
Area of the two sectors put together is therefore, 1/3 pi 4 sq
Answer is therefore,
Area of square - (4 surd 3) - (1/3 pi 4 sq)

You did a good job
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 9:41pm On Apr 30, 2019
Martinez19:
I cross-checked and I got 19.28882484 units².
Can you please upload your working let's see how plausible it is
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 12:09am On Apr 29, 2019
ifada123:
I know of that and coordinate geometry will give you exert values, but I prefer us use basic JSS knowledge in my shapes, which everyone can relate to, and the beauty of it is, it enable us to see and think or relate with patterns, which calculus or coordinate geometry will not provide
I understand, but this question seems too complex to be solved using ordinary geometry
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 11:44pm On Apr 28, 2019
ifada123:
U are correct, let me look into that A2 again
I don't know how good you are with calculus... Application of Integration, to be specific... It's going to give you the accurate answer to your question... But first, you need to derive the equation of the circle before integrating between the boundaries involved... I hope you can go through the "wahala"
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 11:17pm On Apr 28, 2019
ifada123:
I used that ratio because the "two triangles are similar", thus from it I proved that the two semicircle intersect at the center of the square.
They couldn't have intersected at the middle or centre... That's where I think there's a slight mistake. They will intersect at the middle, going vertically, only if those curves were to be straight lines... Don't you think so?
EducationRe: Wao! This Is Beautiful (mr Shape) NOW SOLVED! NOW SOLVED! by Akious2k2(m): 11:03pm On Apr 28, 2019
ifada123:
Here is my perspective
A2 huh

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