₦airaland Forum

taylor88:
hope u know how expensive pampers is








and the sound of ur mess will change

alexialin:
To the bolded its not me

But if I were to be in her situation?

I wont accept anal, not even for a minute how much more life time

If he can't do without it?
Then bye bye.
No time to waste.

I can't come and destroy my hole because of love.

Mbanu!

swiz123:
The more they oppress us, the more powerful we become. Fire on brothers! Chukwu okike abiama is with us

mrdashing10:
Until Biafra comes, obey the constitution of Nigeria. I'm Igbo BTW..

Prognose:
Make una no vex, na so her face be.
Below is a pic of her smiling

DWJOBScom:
I agree i haven't witnessed one but island touts are yet to make headlines in a long while

DWJOBScom:
Easy dude , easy o..

I only stated my personal view......
And yes most people here would probably not identify the boys and Dude you talked about but everyday Mainland has one fight or the other with boys. Even the Mainland Policemen are wired differently



I have been here for a while son

DWJOBScom:
That's why living on the mainland is a no no no for me

ShyCypher:
And it doesn't happen tenfold on the Island? Are you okay?

If we investigate further, i'm sure you don't even reside in Lagos, let alone the Island.

Attention seeker.

Destined2win:
90% of the times when you ask a lady the attributes she wants in a man, you will see amongst others, "he must be God fearing"! But what baffles me in actuality is that a lot of them do not act accordingly.

It leaves me wondering if they have a totally different meaning to God-fearing. I know a guy who tried to live to his dream lady's expectation of being a God-fearing young man. He goes to church always and tells the lady, he always talk about the Bible. He doesn't talk about Sex or like things. But at the end, the lady abandoned him for a guy who didn't really care much about church or related things.

Even slay queens are not left out of desiring a God-fearing man yet you see their lifestyle saying completely opposite.

Ladies maybe you can let us understand what you mean when you say, "I need a God-fearing man"!

If there is also a limit to how God-fearing your man can be, please what is it.

Thanks!

Afam4eva:
I watched it and it was really an awkward moment. I'm not sure if he had met Buhari since he became president because he greeted him like someone who was scared or something compared to how Rochas greeted him. It also looked like Buhari did not really know who he was.

stephleena:
ayo fadairo..

CROWNWEALTH019:
Another scam

Well its a program for 2.2 or third class

BLACKdagger:
And this is comming from a woman.
Stop talking rubbish madam sabinus were u there?.who told u the gal didnt scream..
Go and be his lawyer na since u know since u have all these clew.

The judge looked into the case and found him guilty thereby charging him.
Yet u are here talking rubbish on sensitive case like this.
Tomorrow u will start crying that u have been raped..
wen u hear karma u think its a joke.

debeo:
Oga thats nọt a Nigerian plate no

LordReed:
Apparently you don't know what a Nigerian plate number looks like.

vicfuntop:
Someone needs to open a thread on care of the female genital. Mehn, I had goose bumps

vicfuntop:
Someone needs to open a thread on care of the female genital. Mehn, I had goose bumps

Alcatraz005:
I greet my fellow forumites especially my immediate constituents (yoruba) and I just want to implore all to resist any provocation by the igbos to destroy our country.

There is nothing to gain in war but much to be lost in a needless conflagration in the most populous black nation on earth. The consequences of a war in Nigeria is better imagined as Syria will be child's play compared to the level of destruction that we will experience in Nigeria. Another reason why we should resist being goaded into conflict by the igbos is because they are a defeated race already hence the constant frustration from them. The effects of the civil war defeat of the igbos is still being felt by them. What we are witnessing right now in the form of the current agitations is that the present generation of igbos just came to the realisation that igbos have been consigned to slave status (2nd class citizens in their own country). This sudden reality is why they are exasperated. It is the stubborn struggle of a dying animal. In Yoruba, we call it (japooro). Ibo n japooro ni.....

Let's face it, the igbos cannot win a free and fair Presidential Election in Nigeria and they know it. Which of the two big tribes will vote for an igbo? None! Igbos have burnt all bridges of friendship and they wish to bring the whole house (Nigeria) on all other peace loving Nigerians. I specifically want to appeal to my Hausa brothers to withdraw the quit notice issued to igbos as insisting on pushing the igbos out will be playing into the grand plans of the enemies of Nigeria. I would not trade the peace and tranquillity of Nigeria for my fervent wish to see igbos punished for their hate and insolence. It is not just worth it. Love trumps hate any day, anytime.

The Igbos are not worth the destruction that will trail the execution of the quit notice. As any discerning mind will notice, the igbos are losing relevance every day as they are now the butt of jokes Nationwide. We should allow them fully express their folly to their full derision and chagrin. We won't fight a war because of Igbos. Never!

I would end with a reference to a principle I encountered in the book, 48 laws of power by Robert Greene. And it goes thus: a strategem is more powerful than weapons of war as it (stratagem) has the power to destroy the lives of babies in the womb of their mothers. An apt example is the genius of the late sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo who without firing a single bullet, defeated the the biafran forces and essentially brought the Nigerian Civil war to an abrupt end through the power of his immense intellect. The effect of Awolowo's sheer intelligence is still being felt by the Igbos today who have essentially been turned to generators of internal revenue for the children of Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello. The war has been won and lost, we do not need another war in Nigeria. Never again!

The Igbo's should be pitied and not hated.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

SEOManiac:
They will likely take all of you back, but here's the catch...

They want to change your terms of employment.

You'll understand the complete ploy in your new offer letter.

Look out for the points they want you to sign for.

Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

sbashir10:
okay world war 3.
usa, Israel, france, and Great Britain vs Russia, Iran, China and North Korea ...... mehn dis is gonna be fun

ichommy:
I still remember my experience at Iwo, Lovely Town. I wished the 2 months didn't finished then.

Adeke area

LGA

Iwo omo olodo Oba.

Hemanwel:
Like I said before, you guys pretend like all is well. You are all saying all these just so that other tribes in the country will see you as tolerant people; but the Muslims are having the upper hand in your region.
Go to Lagos State Civil Service, you'll hardly see Christians - maybe 2 in every 7.
As for the FCSC batch A list, how come more Muslims were shortlisted in a region where we have almost an equal percentage of Christians and Muslims?
You guys should keep pretending ooh!
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Snowpikin:
Y d defence?
Is dis article a lie? Educate us better

kestolove95:
Na birth rite?...wich way naija?..hmmmmm we ar watching

pchukwudi:


Dumb journalism.

You guys will soon bury yourselves in this sea of deciet and public manipulation.

Don't worry, keep manipulating facts and lying to the public.

Your clock is ticking so fast.

And you will soon begin to bountifully reap all the lies you have genorously sown.

The harvest will come upon you like a whirlwind.

bakila:
Bros take it easy, the Lagoon is not a good pool to dive in.

malificent:
We don't need your nonsense apology. You've tainted your repute already. Now people will associate you with stupidity.