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Foreign AffairsRe: World War 3 Is Now Inevitable - China by Akious2k2(m): 10:36pm On Apr 16, 2017
Bridget95:
keep dreaming. do you know how many nuclear warhead the US has outer space that it can descend on Russia and China and have them wiped off the earth in a case of total war?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
U're kidding right?
LiteratureRe: My Blind Date Experience (true Life Story) by Akious2k2(m): 11:24pm On Apr 14, 2017
enethecoco:
My "almost" blind date .
I have always hated online dating and Now I even hate it more because of an incident I will never forget. Femi ( Not real name) if you're reading this biko forgive me, it's not you it's your Dress Sense . We connected on so many levels he was a great Talker, our conversations over text and calls was never boring, he always laughed at my joke, I liked him so much and I think he liked me too. We never even got to see a picture of each other because we wanted to create a special kind of love ( it doesn't make sense right now but it did then).
I smile sheepishly as I read the message femi sent to me, "This guy is just perfect " I say to myself as I type a reply.
So I met this guy two days ago on BBM, I was bored so I updated "Bored and Lonely" a lot of people sent me a message but only the one from "Femi the main guy" caught my attention, I laughed at the name and sent him a reply, two days into everyday texting and now he wants to see me. It's not like I don't want to see him o but I'm scared of meeting someone I met online, he could be anything and I'm an only child, my parents will die if I'm kidnapped.
Finally I agree to meet him, we decided to meet at the mall and see the new Brains Movie, I wear my blue ripped Jean and a white tank top " I'm not trying to impress, I'm just trying to be comfortable, " I say to my self as I admire my reflection in the mirror, Light skinned, Long legs ,figure 8, perfect bum and boobs. I wink at my reflection and grab my phone and my blue chanel flap bag. I get to the mall before femi so I'm in the toilet trying to set my make- up, I sigh and practice the faces I'm going to be serving him in the mirror and I laugh to my self. Finally he calls and he is waiting for me at the Accesories store downstairs, I ask for what he's wearing and I walk downstairs to meet him, I spotted his bright green shirt and acid wash Jean and wipe my eyes with my hands
" I don't believe this" I say to myself as I try to call his number again to be sure I didn't see the wrong person, after two rings he picked the call and lo and behold It was my beloved Femi the main guy that was standing there like a fluorescent bulb
I ended the call immediately and started to run as far as my legs could carry me, people were giving me dagger stares but I didn't mind, I will take those stares over being seen with "femi the main Guy".
I got home blocked bim from BBM and blocked his number
Judge me all you want but I just really find it annoying when a guy doesn't have any good dress sense.
I asked God for forgiveness like a Hundred time after
Femi I'm truly sorry, Dm me if you have upgraded your wardrobe, if not accept my apology and move on, thank you!
www.reerespace..com
How old are u?
I hope u won't come back here in d future 2 complain of not getting a husband after running away 4rm all d potential hubbies u got
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Money Uncovered By EFCC In Ikoyi, Lagos by Akious2k2(m): 11:51pm On Apr 12, 2017
mamajaz:
Remember Lot's wife...
This case is different. I am doing the right thing here. Lut's wife acted again Divine Order. Or I probably don't get what you mean.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Money Uncovered By EFCC In Ikoyi, Lagos by Akious2k2(m): 11:32pm On Apr 12, 2017
madenigga:
D whistle blower don hammer
Bros, no b small harmer o... In fact, blowing just 1 whistle can change 1's life 4ever.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Money Uncovered By EFCC In Ikoyi, Lagos by Akious2k2(m): 9:59pm On Apr 12, 2017
I wish I was a Whistle Blower in this case. Seriously
RomanceRe: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by Akious2k2(m): 1:59pm On Apr 08, 2017
Benita27:
Lol, even the white girls commenting are sincere. We dey form too much. grin
IMO, it's excusable for d whites 'cos of there cold weather, but 4 dose dat reside in hot climatic conditions like ours, well I'm not a lady 2 conclude
RomanceRe: See What The Bride Is Wearing - No Bra (fashion Or Madness??) by Akious2k2(m): 8:44pm On Mar 13, 2017
ufuosman:
Complete madness and I don't think any church will allow dis dressing
I guess d wedding is taking place at d temple and not at d Church.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Nnamdi Kanu In Court In His Jewish Outfit by Akious2k2(m): 9:08pm On Mar 01, 2017
Innovator90:
Looking fresh on watery beans than Afonjas who are on Trump's diet!
grin grin grin... U don't mean it
PoliticsRe: Breaking: IPOB Releases National Organogram (Pics) by Akious2k2(m): 8:19pm On Mar 01, 2017
Sanchez01:
My dear, I saw this come even before you posted it. However, if these people you mentioned represent the knowledge of the Igbos, then it is not enough. I'll try to match those you produced with a couple of Yoruba names

1. Chinua Achebe - Prof Wole Soyinka, Akinwunmi Isola, Ola Rotimi, Niyi Osundare, Gbemisola Adeoti, Femi Euba
2. Chimamanda Adiche - Fola Adeoti, Toyin Adewale, Sefi Atta, Molara Ogundipe, Bernadine Evaristo, Jumoke Verissimo
3. Soludo - Fola Adeola, Razaq Okoya, Folu Ayeni, Mike Adenuga
4. Ngozi Okonjo- Samuel Ládòkè Akíntọ́lá, Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga, Onaolapo Soleye
5. Phillip Emegwalim - Winston Wole Soboyejo (mechanical and aerospace engineering),
6. Chike Obi - Grace Alele-Williams
7. Augustine Esogbue - Maggie Aderin-Pocock (space scientist), John Dabiri (aeronautical engineering and biophysics), Kunle Olukotun (electrical engineering and computer science)
8. Cyril Agodi Onwumechili - Awele Maduemezia, Abel Idowu Olayinka (Geophysicist),
9. Cyprian Emeka Uzoh - Oyewusi Ibidapo Obe (Scientist in Systems Engineering)

And if you are referring to the 'excellent' record of students in Imo and other SE states yearly, then let me gladly submit to you that they are products of special centers and gross encouragement of malpractices in most schools in the region. I witnessed one first hand somewhere last here and I was amazed at the level of organized malpractices exhibited in the two schools I covered at the time.

For every scientist and scholar you mention, trust me, the Yorubas have them in abundance. Take so time to research the names I matched with yours and revert.

Regards.
Bros, make we include The current Heavy Weight Champion "Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua" make dem bring there own pesin wey match am
PoliticsRe: Breaking: IPOB Releases National Organogram (Pics) by Akious2k2(m): 8:13pm On Mar 01, 2017
Uduak2019:
Afonjas...IPOB/Biafraa is their nightmare!

My father carry a bullet for Biafraa and he carries it with pride. My grandfather was a commander of a Biafraan battalion, he died gallantly as a Biafraan during the war. And yes we are Ibibio. AFONJAS...LEAVE US ALONE!
Which tym Ibibio's come become Igbo's... All d way from S/E 2 S/S... I'm sure Akwa Ibomites are not Igbo's & Itsekiri's are more closely related 2 d Yoruba's... As if I've always known dat these guys are after the Oil&Gas in d SS
EducationRe: This Chat Between Me And My Former Student Just Made Day by Akious2k2(m): 7:58pm On Mar 01, 2017
mojeed4:
Why make a simple task so difficult for the poor boy. You could have simple gotten you e from the normal formula k = F/e instead of tryna make it complex again
So I thought o... Him 4 just start from Hooke's law jejely, instead of working back&forth
Car TalkRe: The Time A Car Cost N3,984 In Nigeria In 1982 (Photos) by Akious2k2(m): 2:22pm On Mar 01, 2017
Am I d only 1 noticed dat the writer of dat receipt made a mistake in writing d amount in words?
Imagine writing N3,908.40k instead of N3,984.00k
TravelRe: 97 Nigerians Deported From South Africa For Various Offences Arrive In Lagos by Akious2k2(m): 1:57pm On Mar 01, 2017
voicelez:
few years back it was Ghana must go
now it is Nigeria must go
welcome guys, [b]let's fix the country or die in it
[/b]
Now, that's funny
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: How Nigerian Drivers Damage Nigerian Roads With Winter Tyres by Akious2k2(m): 1:35pm On Mar 01, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

That's a lie

Stop blaming Nigerian drivers who are the best drivers in the world

The first mistake you made is by saying that M+S tyres are snow tires, You're a big joke

Dude, are you serious ?? M+S tyres are all season tyres, you can use them in spring, autumn, winter and summer

Snow tyres do not damage asphalt

Go to Maine where it snows all year round or Alaska where it snows 7 months in a year, their roads are in good condition

How do you think that an ordinary snow tyres would cause road damage ?? What then would 18 Wheeler truck tyres do to those roads ?? Use your brain

Road damages occur because of cheap materials used in road construction and poor maintenance

No one in the USA changes their snow tyres and they have good roads

Stop putting your blame on tyres

I would have proved you wrong by going around in the summer and taking pictures of cars that has snow tyres on them and then show you the road they drive it on but i don't have that time to waste on some BS

I will delete my Nairaland account because of this ignorance
I thought as much... Changing four tyres every season... Well those in that region would know better
CrimeRe: RRS Smashes Highway Robbery Syndicates (Photo) by Akious2k2(m): 3:54pm On Feb 27, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
sad I urgently need a needle pin.No qwesion pls
I hope say no b say u won burst pesin belle sha?
CelebritiesRe: Hot Ghanaians Strips Female Thief , Force Her To Open Her Legs (photos ) by Akious2k2(m): 5:04pm On Feb 22, 2017
Kingsley1000:
jungle justice should be condemned irrespective of the gender,they should have taken the case to the appropriate authority
I totally agree with u, but if it were 2 b a man, do u think pple dis much would condemned d act of stripping him?
InvestmentRe: About-to-wed Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Dies In Abuja by Akious2k2(m): 5:05pm On Feb 21, 2017
GOD Help us
RomanceRe: See What Happened At My New Boyfriend's House Yesterday by Akious2k2(m): 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2017
NLchikeeto:
Must u tell us dat u use an itel s31..................all these itel marketers sef...............keep on using different strategies.........., grin grin grin grin grin grin
So as d message plenty reach, na wetin u c b dat... No b by 4ce 2 comment nah.
RomanceRe: What Did I Do Wrong To This Guy? by Akious2k2(m): 1:25pm On Feb 21, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Hey, I don't actually know what I did wrong to this guy but I guess you guys will figure it all out.

I was on fb and one certain guy chatted me up and we started chatting.
Asked me what I do and where I live and all that etc.

The guy later asked me ' Plss can I know you? '

I told the guy ' I don't know you either'

Okay, the guy replied and said 'I live in kogi(not real state), so can I give you my number?

Then I replied the guy and said ' Give me your number??
Do I register sim cards??


The guy replied 'OK', then I just realized he just blocked.

Plsss and plsss, what did I do wrong?? embarassed embarassed
A simple "I'm sorry, I don't give out my number 2 strangers" would have been polite enough... If I were d 1, I may just play along since u were still responding sha... But I must say dat "U were kinda rude impolite", trust me.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W To Gifty: Your Apology Is Not Necessary by Akious2k2(m): 1:05pm On Feb 21, 2017
paulsibility:
Na by force to know person?.. why she even they apologies self... who is banky W?
Sumtyms U even think this "fans" are being payed salaries by their "Celebs"
CelebritiesRe: Hot Ghanaians Strips Female Thief , Force Her To Open Her Legs (photos ) by Akious2k2(m): 12:56pm On Feb 21, 2017
In as much as I do not support Jungle Justice, if it was a man, I don't think all the pple kicking against stripping her will do same... After all female are clamoring 4 gender equality
EducationRe: See What A Graduate With 2 Masters Degrees Was Spotted Doing by Akious2k2(m): 12:44pm On Feb 21, 2017
@OP, shey na him tell u say him get 2 MSc's... Okay, assuming him get sef, there's dignity in labour or should he go & steal... After all, as popularly said in my native language "ole l'o b'omo je".
EducationRe: 17 Mathematical Equations That Changed The World (pic) by Akious2k2(m): 12:01pm On Feb 21, 2017
@OP, I think the formulae for Area of all shapes should be there e.g L X B, 1/2 B X H, Pie r squared, etc


MaziOmenuko:
When I saw the thread heading, I knew Pythagoras would be the #1. That eqn birthed the geometry aspect of mathematics.

Let me tell you a story.

When I was in js2, I left the school hostel and travelled home. Unfortunately, I met no one at home as my parents travelled (there was no handset then). I had to return to school the next morning after sleeping in my neighbours place. I didn't have a dime left on me as I had hoped to get some cash from home. On getting to the bus stop, I pleaded with a passenger to allow me sit on his laps so i wont have to pay transport fare. It was a small car, owned by young lad who wanted to make quick cash. When the car got moving, he insisted that i pay inasmuch as i wasnt occupying any seat. The passengers were furious at him.

After few minutes of arguing, he said that if only his passengers were science students, they will understand that irrespective of the fact that I wasn't occupying a seat, I still need to pay. That was the last thing he said, he didn't collect money from me but that statement stuck to my mind.

It wasn't until ss2 when I studied Newton's laws of motion that I understood perfectly what the young driver meant. Especially the mathematical derivatives of Newton's 2nd law where F = ma. It became clear that for the moving car under constatn acceleration, more force (fuel) would be needed if the mass increases. I was increasing the sum total of mass,m in his car and as such, he would need to burn more fuel to maintain acceleration.

Mathematic eqns become more interesting when it is applied; that is why engineering is the best course to study. Application of mathematical and science principles become alive when you design your first plant grin
Bro... Likewise me, there used 2 be a popular saying dat d tym taken 4 a cup of rice 2 boil is dsame as dat 4 a derica & also dat of a congo... When I did Heat Transfer in 500L, I gat2 there's more 2 it o... In fact, since volume don different, d tym 4 heat transfer go different

SirWere:
Those are formulas from physicists, not mathematicans.
Law of Gravity by Newton (No. 4 in d list) no b Physics? Even Navier Stokes, Wave eqn, Thermo, etc... In fact, Physics formulae plenty there
PoliticsRe: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by Akious2k2(m): 11:16pm On Feb 10, 2017
GameGod:
This Ineffectual Ogogoro drunkard was and will remain one of the worst mistakes ever to be made by a sovereign state.
Bros, I no dey fit pity Nigerians again o... Imagine voting sum1 simply because he said he had no shoes... Nigerians can be very gullible

emakind:
ur fada..sher na jonathan tell am 2 steal d money and go and hide in kaduna abi..jus kip calm..very soon bubu tenure will end den u will knw dat he is d worst president ever
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Abeg how many pple EFCC carry 4 GEJ regime?
IslamRe: What's The Proper Way To Enter The Fold Of Islam? by Akious2k2(m): 12:11pm On Feb 03, 2017
mukina2:
(i) God is One. He has neither a partner, nor a son or daughter. He is One in the true sense of the word that has no room for the concept of trinity, or for any other form of camouflage monotheism or a disguised polytheism.

(ii) The Holy Prophet Muhammad, Salla-Allahu alayhi wa sallam, is the last Messenger of Allah after whom no messenger or prophet of Allah (in any sense of the word) will come.

(iii) The Holy Qur'an is the last of the divine books revealed on the Holy Prophet, Salla-Allahu alayhi wa sallam, and all its contents are true.

(iv) The life Hereafter is the eternal life one has to live after his death where he will have to face the fate of his good and evil deeds.

(v) All the teachings given by the Holy Qur'an or by the Holy Prophet, Salla-Allahu alayhi wa sallam, in absolute and unambiguous terms are true and acceptable.

Once a person accepts all these fundamental beliefs as true, both verbally and in his heart, he becomes a Muslim.
What can I say than



ALLAHU Akbar
PoliticsRe: Febuary Protest Just Got Messed Up by Akious2k2(m): 1:14pm On Feb 01, 2017
xana101:
Obiangeli, what do u mean exactly? U said it's all messed-up. How?
Pple are coming out to let the government know how their policy have changed our life's negatively and u call it messed up.
U don't gerri? It's now becoming PDP vs APC thing instead of the masses vs Govt... Garrit?
CrimeRe: Police Arraigns Kidnappers Of Turkish School Girls With N3m Cash (Photos) by Akious2k2(m): 11:13am On Feb 01, 2017
Joshjings:
Why kidnap childrenhuh Fools
So na only adult dem fit kidnap abi... Okay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Starts Another Verification by Akious2k2(m): 10:38pm On Jan 23, 2017
sergeant2014:
Is it nation wide or only in your state (Oyo)
Ogun State did theirs a couple of days back. Sometime last week sha. The official message came to me quite late. Like a day before.
BusinessRe: Lady Found Old Naira Notes In Her Dead Grandmum's Room (Photo) by Akious2k2(m): 6:38pm On Jan 19, 2017
I kept some myself... 4 future sake... I think mine are the ones done after these sha... D paper notes, but smaller in size
RomanceRe: Woman Begs Student To Leave Her Husband After Infecting Him by Akious2k2(m): 10:54pm On Jan 17, 2017
grin Funny comment in here

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