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Jokes Etc / Re: My Experience With A Generous Guy In Lagos Today by akoladejesu(m): 6:04am On Mar 12, 2016
Not funny at all. U bin no no say d man na mad man from his appearance abi wetin u dey tell me now?U r coming here to crack a childish jokes and people up there are laughing like a bonanza chicken. Quote me, You are on your own.
Family / Re: Please Have I Been Use For Ritual By This Girl I Have Sex With by akoladejesu(m): 7:56pm On Mar 11, 2016
There is nothing we can do unless we see ur sex partner.

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Romance / Re: I’m Unsatisfied! My Husby Comes Too Quickly by akoladejesu(m): 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
Go for plan B.
Religion / Re: A by akoladejesu(m): 7:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
Endtime miracle, Endtime pastor! Even Jesus Christ never performed such a foolish miracle when he was alive...

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Phones / Re: Which Data Subscription Are You Using To Browse? by akoladejesu(m): 7:46pm On Mar 11, 2016
irunooboo:
[size=13pt] I use etisalat 95GB for 300 naira. Its a tweak that does not have an expiry date. it was configured on my sim by one of my Bf's who works in etisalat. once i recharge 300 naira, the 95GB data is renewed smiley[/size]

Ole ni e.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by akoladejesu(m): 11:45am On Mar 11, 2016
God answer my own calls abeg...
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Flaunts Cleavage In Mania Magazine Shoot (photos) by akoladejesu(m): 11:37am On Mar 11, 2016
No amount of make ups can make this girl fine I swear.

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Politics / Re: Paul Arkwright Visits Dangote, Tinubu & Mike Adenuga In Lagos. Photos by akoladejesu(m): 12:10am On Mar 11, 2016
irunooboo:
[size=14pt]See as Adenuga be like full bag of Oloyin beans grin grin No dietician for Banana island bah? Only God knows how tiny his dick will be undecided Money miss road undecided[/size]


Oniranu, karashika! U don carry ur dirty mouth come again abi?
Family / Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by akoladejesu(m): 11:59pm On Mar 10, 2016
grad2012:
The day I bring into this world an angle,tell me what greater joy than that.

You will have to pass through the number 3 before you bring into this world an angel...
Family / Re: Which Is The Happiest Day In A Woman's Life? by akoladejesu(m): 11:57pm On Mar 10, 2016
Monalisa185:
NONE

Are u kidding me?
Politics / Re: This Funny pic Of Vp Osinbajo Having Discussion With Politicians Has Gone Viral by akoladejesu(m): 11:51pm On Mar 10, 2016
Bro tinubu be like.... Yemi, tell them to pay the money directly into my account.
Politics / Re: Arase Commissions Police Dogsl Breeding Centre- Photos by akoladejesu(m): 11:47pm On Mar 10, 2016
Even police sef dey get dia own fotografa...
Crime / Re: Man Had Sex With A Horse In Katsina by akoladejesu(m): 11:43pm On Mar 10, 2016
Nawa o. Hausa people and sex issue. They can Bleep from now till 2moro if dem don take dia locally made sex enhancing drugs finish..... that's why they always behave like animals.
Crime / Re: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by akoladejesu(m): 11:32pm On Mar 10, 2016
peppyluv02:
A Nigerian girl must have dealt with you hence the frustration..that even seeing Ghanian clearly written,you vent your frustration on Nigerians...Kpele....lol...



Yinmu.
Crime / Re: Ese: Yunusa’s Lawyer Faults Father, Your Son Is 18 Not 25 by akoladejesu(m): 11:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
Who is at fault den?
Crime / Re: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by akoladejesu(m): 11:08pm On Mar 09, 2016
peppyluv02:
Didn't you Ghanian there..you are the real oponu.




I don't blame u... I was actually expecting such a response from a mumu like u. Ashawo.
Politics / Re: FEC Holds Valedictory Session For Ocholi by akoladejesu(m): 8:31pm On Mar 09, 2016
[quote author=slimzypink post=43619923]what killed him undecided[/quote
Girl wise up now, no dey ask mumu question.
Romance / Re: Women Now Pay £147 To Allow A Stranger Rub Their Vaginas (photo) by akoladejesu(m): 4:52pm On Mar 09, 2016
Iranu
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo Of A Hot Boy by akoladejesu(m): 4:49pm On Mar 09, 2016
Adaowerri111:


Erriga lol
U be person I swear! U no resemble dem wey no no anything.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Let's Define Corruption by akoladejesu(m): 4:47pm On Mar 09, 2016
Corruption is when you say that "Stealing is not corruption"
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo Of A Hot Boy by akoladejesu(m): 4:41pm On Mar 09, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin but look at that bulging thing between his legs..that's what i call "caliente" aayaaayaay grin grin grin


Mind dirty anyhow like were dem take dey clean ground.

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Business / Re: In Which Bank Do Customers Waste Time Everyday? (photo) by akoladejesu(m): 4:34pm On Mar 09, 2016
I don't know but if to say na ATM machine now, I for say na first bank.
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: VP Osinbajo Visits Ocholi's Family by akoladejesu(m): 4:28pm On Mar 09, 2016
Will they bury the diseased with the condolence register or drop the condolence register in a library?
Crime / Re: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by akoladejesu(m): 4:15pm On Mar 09, 2016
yellowbeauty:
"ordinary Nigerian girl" that means you'll die for a Congo girl


see her mouth!
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Make A Nigerian Girl Fall In Luv With You by akoladejesu(m): 3:42pm On Mar 09, 2016
Yeah! U don buy her conscience be that o.... Brainless bitches out there.
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Sleeping With Her Dog On Her Bed!! by akoladejesu(m): 3:34pm On Mar 09, 2016
BABANGBALI:
i dey craze?dat one toto go don turn to borehole now


Lol. May God forgive u
Politics / Re: The Largest Snake In Africa by akoladejesu(m): 3:33pm On Mar 09, 2016
we don hear... Come nd help us fight insurgency in our dear country Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Sleeping With Her Dog On Her Bed!! by akoladejesu(m): 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2016
BABANGBALI:
see me here. I no get money but I get preek

Na Linda ikeji fit u now....
Politics / Re: I Meant We Would Import Seedlings From Brazil, Not Grass: Audu Ogbeh by akoladejesu(m): 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2016
What for? Are we gonna be eating grasses wen they are matured?
Education / Re: "Okada Boy" Makes UNIOSUN Best Overall Graduating Student by akoladejesu(m): 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2016
The guy lives beside our house.
Politics / Re: Buhari Signs Condolence Book Of Ocholi At FEC Meeting (Photos) by akoladejesu(m): 3:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
Condolence they say, but why is Pa Buhari putting on white?

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