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The world's shortest man, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, greets the tallest living man, Sultan Kosen, to mark the Guinness World Records Day in London November 13, 2014.

Kosen measures 251cm and towers over Dangi who is 54.6cm tall.

This year, The Guinness World Records celebrates its 60th edition of the annual records book.

This is a wake up call to all Nigerian youths

Its unimaginable the psychological trauma youths are going thru in the country. Educational system is in a deplorable state and no one seems to be bothered. Both lecturers and Govt play a BIG role in state of things in that sector. To start with, I think the tuition payed by students is enough to cater for the infrastructure of our universities and government responsible for the salaries of lecturers. No one is held accountable for what the tuition and all the students levy are used for. I think the main reason behind ASUU strike is greed and corruption, instead of coming together as a people to fight against the outrageous excesses of the law makers everyone is using them as yard stick to how much they are meant to earn.

Life = Time

The life of Nigerian youths are been wasted. Unfortunately with the state of things employers will put a cap of 25 year old to vacanicies and to top it all with 10 years experience. And here they go "Nigerian youths are not employable".
Their children in private schools and abroad will sure fit into this bracket of age and get the jobs. Its so sad the trend has been ON for years and no one seem to open their eyes to see the decadence of things.

Hence, they are easily recruited as thugs and used for campaigns and all sorts that go on during elections. Because a hungry man with/without brains will always be an errand boy for any cause. I cannt over emphasis the need to educate the mind and the brain as well. Just take a look at the average enrollment in schools across the North, East, south and western Geo-political zones. Its easy to see the trend of enrollment in schools been commensurate to the development in the area.

I thinks its time to turn things around for ourselves and the coming generations.
God bless Nigerian youths.

Please i want to ask how Buhari wants to fight corruption if he gets into power with the likes of Tinubu in same party. I dont have anything against Tinubu,he has been an elder state man in Yourba land and i respect him alot. I dont think this cohalition is cool in my opionion, i feel each of them have a personal agenda that Nigerians dont have a clue of. God bless Nigeria.

Here are some reasons why you need to keep it till you are married.

1. Its a treasure and once you loose it you can't find it again, so keep it well.
2. Gives you a sense of dignity and pride in your self as a young lady.
3. Prevents multiple heart aches in case of break up.
4. Number 1 method of preventing HIV aids when you are still young and have a great life ahead of you.
5. Your inner part as a woman is still 'clean and tight'since you don't just open it for " just anything" that passes by.
6. It helps you continue with the simple rule of purity when you are finally married.
7. Helps you avoid unwanted pregnancy.
8. You have something to look forward to on your wedding night.
9. Sex without marriage is an empty act.
10.Most of all, God wants you to keep away from fornication and sinning against your own body.

Lastly, Protect your hymen more than your iphone or BB because its priceless

Thank you so much. This is really helpful I appreciate your contribution.

aadetoyin: Depends on the local govt u want to do it.
Ikeja is btw 15k and 20k.
Ikoyi is btw 20k and 45k depending on if u want to follow the normal procedure of the 21days notice or not.
Also on the wedding day, ikeja LGA will ask the couple and their 2 witnesses to pay 500 naira each before signing.
I am not sure bout ikoyi.
Also registries request for gift items such as canned drinks and other things from u.

But ur fiance should try to do the initial registration and filing for u at the local govt area of ur choice.
Good luck

Apostle if u no get better thing to write i beg go sleep. its past ur bed time.

Hello good people on Naira land,
Please I would like to know what court procedures are involved to be able to have a court wedding in absentia. I want to save cost of having to travel from Australia to Nigeria for my court wedding and then come again for trad and church wedding. Right now my fiance is in Nigeria but im in Australia.
Pls I need helpful ideas.
Thanks.

OP u make sense. Thumbs up

Just curious on which company pays the highest salary in naija so I can plan my career well.

tyson55: Utter tosh!!!

Trivial nonsense!!!

Na ur post be Nonsense or mine? Definitely yours.

dasparrow: @Post

So you have nothing better to do with your life than to open a thread that dwells on stereotypes? Have you dated ALL the girls in the world that come from the aforementioned ethnic groups? I am not a fan of stereotypes because it leads to unnecessary discrimination of innocent and unsuspecting individuals.

Chei, wetin be stereotypes for here? I beg make I hear word. Everyone has good and ugly sides. These are the general things to expect when you date or marry girls from any of these tribes. Take it or leave it, these are FACTS.

babypipsy: you never talk about TIV babe. na that one me i dey interested in.

I will post it shortly. Just watch out for update.

1. Yoruba girl
She is hard working and intelligent
She is well educated
she can can stand with you in times of economic hardship.
She is very respectful
She could sometimes be dirty if you meet the very local ones.
2. Hausa Girl
she is homely
She is very respectful
She could be very lazy most times.
An average one is usually pretty
3. Fulani Girl
she is really beautiful with her long hair and slim figure
she goes about with a pot of wara and fura dey nunu
she has a nice voice and sings well
she wears alot of old fashioned make up, with dots on her forehead and red marks around her face.
4. Igbo Girl
she is smart at getting whatever she wants
She is a good cook
She is hardworking
Her bride price is very expensive and you take finiancial responsibilty of all her family members if u get hooked by her.

5.Calabar girl
She is a fantstic cook
she is very pretty
she know how to take care of the 'needs' of a man
she doesnt stay with you at tough times, she out's the day you get broke

Yeah right, they are the most handsome. You for go Nnewi to take pictures of those ones wey don chop akpu sote dem don dey comot yam leg and pot belly.

All Terrorist are Muslims and all Muslims are potential terrorist.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/04/19/pol-boston-marathon-bombings-aunt-toronto.html

Na wetin Buhari people dey take campaign ooo. Dem say na him build the refineries in the country.
So wetin that guy come do when he was in power. And Im not saying there are no people there, another factory like cotton mills and the sugar company or resources they have should have been more appropraite.

Ibrahim mr fish: Idiot,it was obj that build d refinary,and u are very slow.So u mean to say there are no ppl living in kd?

Neither Buhari nor GEJ will do a better job.
Altho i think Buhari is worse cos He went and build refinery in Kaduna. No sensible person builds a factory thousand of miles from the raw material, shows he has selfish ambitions. He did nothing when he was in power years back.
In my opinion Neither a clueless PHd holder nor a coup plotter(enemy of democracy)is capable of doing any tangible thing.

ayenny02: Shame on u, you can't defend your religion. Am very sure those who follow this trend must have knew the truth from ur proof and our proof

Your proof of adultery and gender discrimination?

ayenny02: Sorry be ur name, I asked you to defend all those corrupted and fabricated verses from ur bible and you are laughing, continue laughing and deny the true, one day you will meet ur lord with laughing. Dogmatism

I still dey laugh ooo, if u cannt justify ur actions as par magaring 4 women and ur conscience does not prick u anytime u are committing ur adultery as directed by ur oga. And why women are not allowed to do same. Then there is no need defending or having an argument that makes no sense at all.

ayenny02: Sorry u don't have point, I believed by now you should have knew that you followed corrupted bible and man made religion. The choice is yours to continue follow man made religion and rust in hell fire or follow God religion and save.
Quran 3:19 said;Truly, the (recognized) religion in the sight of Allah is Islam . Those who have been given the Book (jews and christian) did not differ (among themselves) until after the knowledge had come to them, (and all this) due to envy against each other. Whoever denies the verses of Allah, then, Allah is swift at reckoning

I dey laugh oooo, Adultery, fornication, murder recognized by God . Which kind God be that one? I'm sure you have like 4 women you are f#### everyday, well oga at the top did same thing while he was alive i beg carry go. Judgement is awaiting evryone.

You sabi quote well ooo. maybe you need to read matthew 19 to know the Jesus came to restore order and sanity. And while reading focus your eyes on where it was said "was not so from the beginning". Let me take your mind back to the beginning God created them male and female.These people you mentioned were humans and they yield to the flesh but thank God we serve a merciful and compassionate God. He restored back the order of creation thru Jesus christ.
Your prophet should have allowed women to have plenty husbands so that it can be 50/50. Let immorality and adultery not have gender discrimination.

ayenny02: Pls if you want comment bring ur proof to back it, Sorry be ur name look at these below and defend it;
IN.CEST IN THE BIBLE:


1.) Lot In.cestous encounter with his daughters:

Genesis 19:33-35
33And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

2.) Jacob Son's Incestous replationship with his father's wife:

Genesis 35:22
22And it came to pass, when Israel dwelt in that land, that Reuben went and lay with Bilhah his father's concubine: and Israel heard it. Now the sons of Jacob were twelve:


3.) Judah (ancestor of your "lord and savior" commits prostitution and in.cest and pregnantes his son's wife

Genesis 38:15-18
15When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.

16And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee; (for he knew not that she was his daughter in law.) And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?

17And he said, I will send thee a kid from the flock. And she said, Wilt thou give me a pledge, till thou send it?

18And he said, What pledge shall I give thee? And she said, Thy signet, and thy bracelets, and thy staff that is in thine hand. And he gave it her, and came in unto her, and she conceived by him.


IN.CEST AND RA.PE BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER(children of "holy" David)

2 Samuel 13:5-14 :
5And Jonadab said unto him, Lay thee down on thy bed, and make thyself sick: and when thy father cometh to see thee, say unto him, I pray thee, let my sister Tamar come, and give me meat, and dress the meat in my sight, that I may see it, and eat it at her hand.

6So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand.

7Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat.

8So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.

9And she took a pan, and poured them out before him; but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, Have out all men from me. And they went out every man from him.

10And Amnon said unto Tamar, Bring the meat into the chamber, that I may eat of thine hand. And Tamar took the cakes which she had made, and brought them into the chamber to Amnon her brother.

11And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.

12And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly.

13And I, whither shall I cause my shame to go? and as for thee, thou shalt be as one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, I pray thee, speak unto the king; for he will not withhold me from thee.

14Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her.



WHOLESALE RA.PING AND IN.CEST BETWEEN SON (of David) AND HIS MOTHERS!


2 Samuel 16:22
22So they spread Absalom a tent upon the top of the house; and Absalom went in unto his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel

BIBLICAL GOD GIVES AWAY THE WIVES OF HIS BELOVED DAVID TO BE RA.PED AS PUNISHMENT!

2 Samuel 12:11-12
11Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

12For thou didst it secretly: but I will do this thing before all Israel, and before the sun.


ONANISM


Genesis 38:8-9
8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.


SON OF "RIGHTEOUS" DAVID RA.PES HIS SISTER!


Howbeit he (Amnon, one of the sons of David) would not hearken unto her this sister Tamar’s voice: but, being stronger than she, forced (violated) her, and LAY (Were Intimate) with her.” 2 SAMUEL 13:14


“Man after God’s own heart”,DAVID COMMITS ADULTERY!


And David sent messengers, and took her (Bathsheba); and she came in unto him, and he LAY (had intercourse) with her. . . 2 SAMUEL 11:4


DO YOU STILL REGARD THE BIBLE WITH ALL THE ABOVE EVIL AND WICKEDNESS AS THE "WORD OF GOD"?IF SUCH ARE THE PRIESTS THEN MAY GOD BLESS THE CONGREGATION!!!

You are still quoting scriptures out of context, jumping from chapter 5 to 23 without reading proceeding and middle verses and chapters. I'm still baffled at your ignorance. "The God of this world has blinded their eyes....." its so true.
Well you are the one that follow corrupted, barbaric and adulterated scripture, how will someone come and legally allows adultery sleeping with plenty women in marriage, even an atheist knows its very wrong. And you embrace such faith stupidly. Encourages murder and you don't find anything wrong in that..... stop following blindly written fables and wake up to see light.

ayenny02: Mr Man don't contradict yourself, afteall I don't blame you because you followed corrupted scripture

What can you tell me about this when your God said if you call one a fool you will rust in hell fire Matthew 5:22
22 But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother[a] will be liable to judgment; whoever insults[b] his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell[c] of fire.

So your God will rust in hell fire abi? When ur god called one a fool; Matthew 23:17
17 You blind fools! For which is greater, the gold or the temple that has made the gold sacred?

Exactly what im saying. To fulfil the scriptures by showing us how to live. Love, perfect love was displayed by christ. No more eye for an eye as written by the law and prophets. Love, love all the way. Anyone that doesnot love doesnot know God. Jesus said if you hate your brothers you see evryday how can you claim you love God. Killing is an act of hatred.

ayenny02: Mr dogmatism, may be you forgot this from your corrupted scripture;

Matthew 5:17
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

why do you like justifying all these acts of wickedness? The people that carried other people for slave trade and all these you mentioned took christians, muslims, ogun worshippers, thunder worshipers and all kind.
Why do these guys attack churches and when it comes to mosque they have near miss?
No matter how you justify these wicked acts by other atrocities or whatever you use, what is not right is not right.
I urge you to speak against and condemn these wicked acts if you truely fear God.

Ridiy: I jst wonder when dey call muslims for any bad things.....
Who started d 1st world war? Muslims?
Who started d 2nd world war? Muslims?
Who sent Nuclear bomb 2 Hiroshima nd Nagasaki? Muslims?
Who took millions of African people as slave? Muslims?
nd large percentage of them died nd was thrown in Atlantic Ocean? Muslims?
So u ve 2 define terrorism..also,if a non-Muslim does something bad it is a crime bt if a Muslim commits dsame, he is a terrorist....so pls., pple think b4 u speak..Islam is a religion of peace...

Jesus Christ came to give the greatest commandment, love your neighbor as yourself. He abolished the law of an eye for an eye, he told us if someone slaps you on one cheek turn the other side. He told us to live at peace with all men and the list goes on and on about His teachings. The most perfect teaching without error nor any fault. That was why the last message God gave to us was through Jesus. He displayed a perfect example of this at crucifixion, he is our perfect example.
You don't have any basis to justify the blood shed other religions permit, the devil is only using it to accomplish his aim to kill, steal and destroy. If we all obey and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ our world will know peace. You can justify as much killing as you want but remember evry man will give an account of his life on that great day. Think carefully and soberly on where you want to spend eternity and choose wisely while you still have breathe in you.
I see you blindly quoted Luke 19:27, please read the whole passage and understand the parable that proceeds this verse before quoting scriptures out of context.

cronsberg: I challenge any Christian to come and tell me those verses which I posted here are not evil and not terrorism,
“But these enemies of mine who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here, and slay them before me.” (Luke 19:27)


Hitler quickly picked up this Christian rhetoric.

Hitler addressed the world at the passion plays of Oberammergau in 1942 He said: “his blood be on us and our children....[Matthew 27:25], maybe I’m the one who must execute this curse..... I do no more than join what has been done for more than 1,500 years already. Maybe I render Christianity the best service ever! “ Hitler also said “And so I believe to-day that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the handiwork of the Lord.”

I want you to know God is Alpha and Omega, and God words does not have expiry date, God of yestday is also God of today, God dont change


Deuteronomy
Chapter 2 :
33 And the LORD our God delivered him before us; and we smote him, and his sons, and all his people. 34 And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain. ( So Moses and his army killed women and children. Moses broke the 6th commmandment, thou shall not kill ANYONE)

Deuteronomy
Chapter 7:
2 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor show mercy unto them
5 But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire. 6

Deuteronomy
Chapter 13
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. 10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God

Numbers
Chapter 31
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves ( almost all the Nigerian lady will be kill)

1Samuel 6:19-20
And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us?

1 Kings 20:35-36
Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him.

What?!

Ezekiel 9:5-7
"Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told."

Another massacare.

eremiah 51:20-26
"You are my battle-ax and sword," says the LORD. "With you I will shatter nations and destroy many kingdoms. With you I will shatter armies, destroying the horse and rider, the chariot and charioteer. With you I will shatter men and women, old people and children, young men and maidens. With you I will shatter shepherds and flocks, farmers and oxen, captains and rulers. "As you watch, I will repay Babylon and the people of Babylonia for all the wrong they have done to my people in Jerusalem," says the LORD. "Look, O mighty mountain, destroyer of the earth! I am your enemy," says the LORD. "I will raise my fist against you, to roll you down from the heights. When I am finished, you will be nothing but a heap of rubble. You will be desolate forever. Even your stones will never again be used for building. You will be completely wiped out," says the LORD.
Another massacre, same old story.

Exodus 21:20-21
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property

So you can beat the hell out of your slave as long as the slave does not die, this is straight from the Bible
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The more you continue to show your ignorance, I will continue to expose you "sinless" , "saintful" christians step by step