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armyofone: How much is in your bank account? I don't cook for free
The best ingredients will be your portion, amen.

I said make me ur trash bag ooo
My bank acct is 1000.69
Amen

armyofone: The point we are making is, you are the only the one eating it...after cooking and eating a meal, you get bored and GLAD trash bag ends up eating it . Unless you make a very tiny portion of such soup. Not about cooking it well.
Abeg o no cause war o saying I'm abusing Nig food o

Only you? I can join u in eating
Or better still, Make me ur trash bag

nevilla: pls!!! im going for law ooo.was a science student b4 changing my mind to follow my dream course.Pls here is my O' level nd jamb combination.Is it suitable for law
Maths-C6
Eng-C4
Literature-A1
Economics-B3
Govt-B3
Biology-B3
Physics-C6
F/N-A1
Jamb combo:
Use of English
Literature
Govt
Econs

Why didn't u do CRK in waec?

armyofone: Reason why I don't like to make nigerian soups...they end up in the trash after a meal

I beg to correct you. Maybe u don't cook dem well
NIGERIAN Soup aren't meant for d trash... Our food is juicy n tasteful

ALKARULEZ615: some of dem dey hold...I hear say nextweek na Students' week...if na true ehn...dah mean say na "solo-jacking" win am oo...cos October na tomorrow for ma eye o

Yea! Next week na NASS week...
To read never enter ma body

ALKARULEZ615: @Potential Delsuites...

I hope ur o'level result and ur jamb sujects combos are intact...in order to avoid "stories for d gods" during screening and registration...

Stories for d gods in this context = u myt lose ur admission, get screened to anoda department etc... Akposy is a living example

Know ur fate now!!! Drop ur Department, O'level result, JAMB subj combos....

Hmmmmm. Well said.
Make una drop am now.

ALKARULEZ615: how are you?

I gallant. Una lectures dey hold xo?

Iceg: @akposy,,,xo u are trying to say it is jamb dat admitted us not delsu Right??

Delsu would also admit majority of u.... It shows u ave a greater chance of being admitted

Iceg: Akposy what is portfolio?

A collection of document dat represents a person.

Heard dey send dia pume performance

Epaul: hey boss. It's been so long a time. Almost an abyss eon. Where on God's passing-away earth have you been sprawling? Hope you are in mint condition? warm regards boss.

Btw, You and sir alkarulez are all too often at dagger's drawn, holding each other at the scuff of the neck at the slightest offense. Can you guys just be affable towards each other for once and stem this scurrilious altercation? I'd expected a better conviviality from both of you as 'my bosses'. Is not as if you guys had had a scuffle over a choice girl before... To lay it on the line, "Una dey fall my hands 4 here" seriously. U guys should bury the hatchet.

Tanx boss.
Am sorry sir, it would not repeat itself.

Btw.
You wld kill me with ur grammar sir..
Can I get ur whatsapp number? I want the both of us to rep Delsu on NISD

kepal99: no admission yet

Tanx sir

Valenciaomene: hope u knw dat all skuls summits deir list to jamb..i dont blv dat story

Are u an aspirnt or student?
Dey submit their portfolio not list
Am not a story-teller. It happend live

47140377BJ help me check na

mrvocalprowess: dat dvc is wicked!!

Lolz..very wicked.
He said d boy shld aTtend jamb uni or call jamb to put his name on dia list

BlissB: Alkarulez n Akposy.....y dis quarrel na,u guys use 2 b frnds wen u were lyk us praying 4 admission.....pls settle ur differences amicably o.......

Tanx n don't mind us

kepal99: . Sorry, no admission yet!

Bros u no help me check d reg I put

Valenciaomene: nt possible

It is very possible. During d screening of dis current 100lvl, a guy saw his name on jamb list/site but his name was not in any of delsu list.....

.....The DVC said he shld go and attend JAMB University

ALKARULEZ615: ask ur rummie again jealous goat.. Ma GP is 4.1....drop urs

Nw I get u better

ALKARULEZ615: Gud!

Dats gud...keep d editing up.
Moreover. I reject 3.4 dats ur portion dis semester

Flango: Yeah, i filled FMS initially but i wanna switch to FSS. I don't know hw possible it is.
Pls anybody wit any helpful info?

I tink its. Possible... U can get info from the skul cafe

ALKARULEZ615: now wey u don talk d truth finish, I agree to be an educationist

Gud boy

ALKARULEZ615: now wey u don fool urself finish, oya rest

I don rest
And pls quit lying....its detrimental to ur health and dat of odas

Joejonah: Pls stop alka,
silence is the best answer given to a fool.
when you argue with him, it makes you look more like him. lock up dear....

Hope u r not referring to me as a fool?

ALKARULEZ615: fixed

And drop ur GP abeg

#team_1st Class

Pabloairmar, Astronautog and d odas wud bear me witness

Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Educationist
Pabloairmar and odas are not in ur dept.
My rummate in ur dept said its 4.1
Pabloairmar is a scientist not an educationist

ALKARULEZ615: Ma die dis nyt if ma GP na 4.1

Calculate
7 As
1 B
1 C

GP = 4.69
ECONOMICS

Drop urs... Jealous old man

Make ordinary Botany foo.l dey folo me nack teeth... Dis world don spoil sha

Lie has alwayz bin in ur blood
U dey craze? U wan compare urself wit scientists?
Go and sleep joor
Why wld I even be jealous of an educationist?
Drop wat? I tot u ave it? U drop it here nw

ALKARULEZ615: dats d difference btw u and I... U devote ur time and energy just to cast a 1st Class student of Economics just to suit ur jealous purpose and to get d attention u crave for....I aint gona uplopad no shid cos am so outta ur league... Jex gona leave u to ur folly

#height of mediocrity and bad-belle

Second class upper
Economics Education
I would never be jealous of u
Am no attention craver
U gat no prove.... Xo dere is nothing to uplaod
U ave never being in my league
Am not a pleb like u
See me at the top

ALKARULEZ615: ask ur rummie again jealous goat.. Ma GP is 4.69....drop urs

And u had better stop using vulgar words on me

ALKARULEZ615: ask ur rummie again jealous goat.. Ma GP is 4.69....drop urs

4.1 is ur GP.
My rummy said its 4.1
Post my gp xin u ave d prove

ALKARULEZ615: drop ur GP or u want ma upload wetin I snap from Botany department?

Pls and pls upload it!!!!
Am patiently waiting

ALKARULEZ615: but why u foo.lish lyk dis na?

Jealous of a 1st class student... Lwkmdo

I cannot be jealous of u. Moreover I never knew u as a first class student
Last I heard, u were in second class upper (same with me)

ALKARULEZ615: see ur folly from ma last post

Bloody 2nd class lower student lyk u dey folo 1st Class student lyk me nack teeth.. #smh in disgust

I laff in swahili... 0F
I can talk and stand up and more dan u anytime n anyday.
Moreover am not in second lower....dumb head

ALKARULEZ615: I don't av tym for ur trash... #Jealousy has always been in ur blood...

No tym to argue for what is obvious and stop pouring out lies just to suit ur jealous purpose...

Foo.l!

D mumu wey u be na e neva make u hear about screening switch...just as dem move u go Botany from Microbiology...same process I used in switching from B.Sc(ed) to B.Sc

Jealously? Wat do u have dat am jealous of? Is it ur lying hobby?
Who tel u say I no no? U r in Econs Edu until u r screend out. Keep dat fact in ur head.