₦airaland Forum

prettydiva89:
Brazil or Ukraine

Ok..... Open your palms for d anointing.... Receiveeeeeeeee

joviegghead:

Admission for 6 years

Aaaaaaaaah! U wan go study medicine?

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

Look no further freakle..... Am here!
And 2 ur signature: Yes, I do.

GEJ in OYO state, maybe u are On Your Own (OYO), cause not too sure if the Alafin is on GEJ side

prettydiva89:
visa

To which country?

ernecy:
seriously, is this for real

9 got me thinking, why dem no go persuade her to marry u

Abi ooooo

Yemi Alade is looking for Johnny,

Wizkid is looking for Caro,

President Jonathan is looking for Chibok girls

Our Army are looking for Boko Haram

Buhari is looking for certificate...

As for me..........I'm looking for Money

Please what are u looking for?

kenex4ever:
no, 4 ur own mind

Ok

Fayose just dey disturb APC left and right!!!

kenex4ever:
na virgin boy u dey call badoo?

For ur mind abi?

AlPicapcI:
your parents still spoonfeeding you since 1980, you go soon know say OKOKO far with time. you tend to joke with everything.

Is dat not d popular MrCork nairalanders used to over rate?

Cutehector:
Hector oh yeah oh yes please dnt stop faster harder harder . Hector oh yeah oh yes yes yes yes. Hector I love u so much. Oh yes ride me. HeccccccctorrrrrrRr. Yeeeeessssssssss. Faints

U be real baddooooo!

KingsleyCEO:
Marvel not, we are all coming and must get there!

Yes ooooo. Big amen to that!

Who doesn't know number one? Pls remove number one and reduce it to 'eleven things' joooo!
When I pass his level, mine will be:
'101 things u didn't know about Dr Ak'





























101. He is a Nairalander!

Living in the Hostel is like Living in boarding school!

maskid:
This is not true. By then ther was no country called Nigeria. Pls dnt force ur regional or local history on Nigeria. Do u knw the names of other local papers written in the other tribes? Sometimes o wonder why some ppl 4get how many ethnic groups exist in this Country.

Btw lemme correct u. It is the west African pilot owned by ZiK. Google is ur friend.

Pls don't distort history, even google says it was 'IWE IROYIN'

Don't even know who to blame. There is a prayer yorubas cherished a lot that 'on the day of my children's celebration another person won't replace me' when the girl's father is still living, u went there to represent him wit another man, irrespective of their differences, she ought to ave pre-informed d man on hw dey can attend d grand finale together.

missclassy:
I have been a guest on this section for quite some time

Ok. And u ave the time to study people online? Anyway, u are a female sha. U ave lesser worries!

missclassy:
Please this is not official, its just for fun

Ok. Am so curious to know how u were able to label them with those xteristics, even being an old timer myself I can't even list each members character coz I dnt ave time to start studying people online.... Anyway, it is well with u and me.

krugar07:
is it possible as we are in weekend?

Very possible via atm transfer

Eyepencil:
Ugly winch
She must be a yolobar gal

Pls permit me to call u 'foolish fool,' must u be tribalistic at all time? Why don't u check her twitter handle among d pix posted b4 u start ur tribalistic comment.

allanphash7:
who is iyanya cos i live in jerusalem

Ok. Iyanya is a prince in Saudi Arabia!

Simply because 'the Church has entered into the World and the World has entered into the Church'

NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey to your destination!

debo07:
I will keep on saying it dat OBJ is more influencial than GEJ worldwide.

sure naa. U think say e easy make the US President visit ur country during your administration.

I know my people and my people knows me!

The Vice-Chancellor, Covenant University,
Ota, Ogun State, Prof. Charles Ayo, has
hinted that the school may likely reduce its
tuition fees in a bid to accommodate more
students who will want to benefit from the
quality education it offers.
Addressing a news conference on Friday over
the school’s recent Webometrics ranking as
the first in Nigeria and West Africa and the
15th in Africa, he said even though there is
no actual date for the likely review yet, the
initiative would make admission into the
school more affordable and competitive.
According to PUNCH, Prof. Charles Ayo
explained that apart from the fact the
Chancellor of the school, Dr. David Oyedepo,
had already thought about it, the school
management also had plans to
increase its internally generated revenue so
as to augment its income, which would
make the review easy.
He said:
“Going by the thinking of the proprietor and
chancellor, the commission is thinking of
reducing the fees with a view to allowing
more people to be able to benefit from the
quality education that we have here, but it’s
going to be highly competitive.
This may affect us because we would need
to work more on our IGR, but we are up to
the task. The beauty of it all is to be able to
leave it open to all, however, we are mindful
of our carrying capacity, which will only
engender stiff competition before anybody
would be able to get admission.
By the next academic session, the university
will be going into production of certain items
and looking at our projection on the
adventure, we are going to be raking in
billions, which will supplement our income
and with that, we can be sure that the fees
would be reducing gradually, which also
shows that education venture is not
necessarily about profit-making but about
service to humanity.”


Source: Punchng.com

North and Violence... Two inseparable elements.

diddydiva:
Nigerians version of Valentine

Abi naa with our gullible minds

saxwizard:
How dey came abt dis report i nid xplanatn

Naa joke based on assumption

iceberylin:
Ama do it...

Ama swear for u...

iceberylin:
Ama do it...

Ama swear for u...

VALENTINE'S DAY LAST YEAR REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......78%.
(5) Condom sales ........N17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........N95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/
cells, beggars/destitute .........2%.
( Night club sales........ N225m
(9) Joint & Cool Spot sales.....N68m.
(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.
(11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,8
76.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,
405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(15) Husbands beating wives in public.........
..1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/IPAD/
Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(17) Divorce........ 557.
(18) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14
2014...... # 9m .

Add your own REPORT....