₦airaland Forum

saxywale:
In your household shey. Alaafin can't even challenge the soun or olubadan, the Chairman of the Council of Obas and Chiefs in Oyo State is rotated between the three thrones...

Oga park well. Why mention my 'Household' in this issue? Am I discussing my 'Family' issue here. Never in your life quote such rubbish again.
Back to the topic: when Alao Akala decided to look down on the Alafin by rotating the Chairman of the Council of Obas what happened to him at the end? Does he have any relevance in Oyo State Politics again? Did he not plan to join APC so as to be more relevant? Who gave him the authority to place iku baba yeye under any oba. Pls if u don't know 'History' try to learn. Even the Oni of Ife dare not look down on the Alafin talkless of Awujale of Ijebu or Onibadan. As far as history is concerned. Alafin remains the Paramount ruler of Yorubaland. Oni is the 'Custodian' of all the deities in yorubaland.

sweetgala:
What if I told you between 1930 and 1980 no king home or abroad dare challenge the ultimacy of Tadeniawo Adesoji Aderemi, not even Alafin Lamidi Adeyemi, he tried he prostrated in the end

Blame poor education and lack of exposure on the part of the Alafin. Adesoji Aderemi dines with the who is who during the colonial era and he was made the Governor of Western Region. But Historically, Alafin is the head of all Obas in the whole of Yoruba Land.

Where the fvck is iku baba yeye ooooo!
Jovago, this your list naa blunder ooooo. U first mentioned Onitsha as the capital of Anambra, so Awka naa village abi? Then u didn't mention Alaafin of Oyo, iku baba yeye 1. Alashe ekeji osa! Is it because he isn't much educated like the others or what? Anyway dats your own opinion sha coz last time I checked; GEJ visited Alaafin, Ooni Of Ife etc. when he was campaigning.

ifedubatoochukw:
I repeat once again the Central Military Command are not combatant soldiers they are experts there you find computer scientist manning the drones and satellite images rebroadcasting Enemy troop location to the combatant soldiers on ground and the airforces, there you even find Military nuclear experts etc..

they gather information, plan and cordinate military assaults ...

Central Military Command is an intelligent unit in the Army that is where military operation is directed using satellite images .. Buhari in this single directive acted as a man who is no longer in touch with modern military techniques



Nigeria military Command Area Of Responsibilty covers the whole of Nigeria and outside Nigeria where our troops are stationed currently

so it is very much senseless to relocate such a unit with sensitive data right at the frontline as if modern military intelligent information is gotten by trekking around sambisa forest in the middle of the Night? what are military satellites for? and surveillance drones?

Chairman enough pls.... With all these your analysis, why didn't u advice GEJ to use your strategy and when they were operating from Abuja what did they achieve in combating the Boko Boys. I beg live GMB alone make he decide how to tackle this menace once and for all joooo

DrWise:
But no one in your entire lineage has smelt the post of a school prefect before in their generation.

You open that yout pit toilet mouth to refer to an ex-president as zombie!

I see! This is why u are been banned left and right. But of a truth, try to control what u type or should I say your mouth! But as your moniker says.... Wise man don't talk much!

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]All is well, and I am grateful to God for that.[/color]

Ok ma. Bless God for that!

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]What do you need a birthday mate for? Are you like 10years old?[/color]

Ur comments on threads have been peevish. Hope all is well?

Akshow:
bye bye to rede rede bye to jati jati bye bye to rada rada In the name if Jesus bye bye to PDP o

Amen oooooo!

demmy0325:
..

Busted!

So what exactly does she want?

Lagusta:
Another rat go die that day.....

Lols... U wicked oooo!

In an oil company, this man was
about to receive a contract of
N30 million when his wife called
him on phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I
have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u
back, I'm about to receive a
contract of
N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news
but this one is
very urgent pls come home now,
pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,
TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just
called
me for an urgent thing. Pls grant
me d access to go n come bak
quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm
afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating):
honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt
to receive a contract worth 30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are
over and God has finally
answered our
prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than
pregnancy, if it's
just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d
surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u knw we have been
praying over 6 months now? God
has finally
answered us. That Big rat
that always disturb us in the
kitchen is
finally dead, I called u to remove
it,
I'm afraid of touching rats. ...
if you are the man what will you
do?

Awesome! She was a special guest/Consultant for. The Black Heritage Festival(Lagos Badagry 2011) she has over 102 solo art exhibitions and 36 group art exhibitions. She is an industrious woman. I think our ladies turning themselves to 'Olosho' can take a clue from this woman who stop schooling at Primary 6.
God bless Nigeria!

Thank God they reconciled. Jonathan and his Divide and Rule system! It has become a matter of He who laughs last....

All naa Game... What is the difference between Politics and Football The same way Morrati will hug and shake Messi after the UCL final in Berlin!

In every Rumour, there might be an element of truth.... Time will tell!

Damn it. This is uncalled for naa. Wish these armed forces could storm Sambisa forest and beat the hell out of Shekau and his cohorts the way they beat this young man. #Nigeria armed forces been flexing muscles on Civilians since 1880 AD.

Nice quotes....
But if all of us become a blogger who will be the bloggee(reader)
On a lighter note, these are nice quotes to reflect on.

mmsen:
Shaking hands is nothing.

I'm sure when he went to the UK he was shaking hands with whoever was put in front of him, including women.

I'm glad that his wife has come and spoken out against one of a number of barbaric practices that some people elect to cling to but it's interesting that she was speaking to an international audience, why did she not give that same speech in northern Nigeria where it really needs to be heard?

U wan make those cannibals stone her to death abi?

Na wa oooooo. I wan try comment for d guy wall for facebook but I didn't get him on facebook. D dude dey among supporters of child marriage abi. Make I see am near my daughter, he go have himself blame!

This might be ancestral curse. May God deliver her totally

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science
test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos
reads his book
from cover to cover like no
man’s business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.
QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write
down its common name, species,
family, zoological name, habitat etc.
After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos
storms to the
teacher’s desk and slams his
blank sheet in
front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no
sense! I am
going home!

TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come
back here.
What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and
points to his leg
“Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from….”

One Word For Akpos

Kill them more pls.... I don't know what they stand to gain in terrorism. Well... Some of this terrorist orgs are been sponsored by some govt. To achieve a particulare mission. #The end is near

podosci:
The police man would first insult you and tell you there is no fuel, If they mistakenly come, that's if...You would receive the beating of your life and there is nothing you can practically do about it.
When I watch TV and see Americans seriously protesting about Police Brutality, I am shocked.. In Nigeria, Police kill People everyday because of 20naira Bride and they blame it on Accidental discharge and nothing is done...We just dig a hole and burry the dead.
Well, we shall get there one day

Amen bro!

EroticAngelina:
lol
that can never happen in naija o. who get time to cut firewood for u?? lwkmf

I wonder ooooo. And our Naija policemen are bunch of lazy men

sammyyoung2:
I love nairaland

And nairaland loves you!

The phone rings at police headquarters.
"Hello?" "Hello, is this police headquaters?"
"Yes. What do you want?" I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."This will be noted.
"Next day, the police comes over to Tom's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden ploughed...

Policeman wey look like the village chief with his pot belly

Again! May God have mercy on the people of Nepal

saxwizard:
next on agenda is hausa own am expecting it on fp too

U don't need to wait for dat of hausa. Hause is more recognized than yoruba and igbo all over the world. Don't ask me how. Google is ur best friend!

dondo83:
and you that can see? have you even ruled your household?

U dey mind d foolish fool.

Henrypraise41:
You are so funny, but all this billionaire children can afford it o becaus they spend in dollars

Its true sha... But majority still prefer to date someone from a wealthy home. And if the wealthy parents give their daughters to broke niggas wealth could have spread round to a reasonable percentage!