₦airaland Forum

Nice one. Naa God catch u

Pweetyradiance:
But the drivers are so annoying, I hate it when I go to board a vehicle and we are being loaded as sardines in one small vehicle,everywhere will be so hot,stuffy,u find people sweating profusely, and d natural perfume( a.k.a body odour) of some people worsen the whole situation. Drivers pls try to show us mercy,don't let us suffocate. Haba!

Hope u won't fall from dat basement? @ ur profile pix. Nice pix anyway

God will save the rest and bring them back safely...

Don't mind the Op Nairalanders, we dey one local joint; I tell am say d monkey tail wey he take don do am, he no gree answer me.... *justjoking* @Op, pls reserve dis for the secondary skul boys naa.

Nice PR concept

After spending d N500 on valentine's day, what will d broke guy use to feed on sunday b4 hitting d street on monday?
Anyway, nice write up Op.






#HapiVal

iceberylin:
you Bleep her.

Badt guy!!!

tosyne2much:
Bros AK, I really appreciate you

U are welcome boss!!!

Foreign-------- All of me. (John Legend)
Naija---------- Everyday. (9ice)

You are not a Nairalander so u might not see dis but I know u spend Naira everyday.

When I had nothing, u stood by me. U supported me and always encouraged me not to relent that tins will get better.

The only way I can repay u back is to marry u and give me cute children who are gonna be our joy for life and whenever we look at them, we will say to each other, We came, We saw and We conquer.

You are my life, my world, my everything and u are my all in all......

HapiVal..... Adejoke mi owon!!!

[quote author=tosyne2much post=30670812][/quote]U are going places dude.... Keep it up

Soldier go... Soldier come. Barracks remain d same

Odillz:
From your post it seems you engage in a no-sex relationship because they (the girls) always give excuses of being virgins(which they are not) and come back with tales of being raped..

The so-called friend=her ex bf.

You=Her maga and spare tyre.

My advice=stay away from hoés

Your intelligence is out of dis planet dude....

eminemkayc:
Its very possible but requires high level of self discipline and personal restriction. it also requires deep involvement in activities of keen interest to you which you must be very passionate about and would gulp most of your spare/idle time. Its all about re-directing your youthful energy(ies) into meaningful productive ventures. It myt interest you to know that the last female I personally dated was in 2007. So its POSSIBLE mate!

Damn it!!! So for the past 8 years u haven't knack apako?

Na wa ooooo. Its just as if u guys are speaking in tongues here..... *just passing by sha* wey my fellow accountants and bankers?

My Economics teacher, whenever he wants to say 'continue' he would say 'korin' (I.e, u will korin to say whatever I asked u to say)so we nicknamed him 'Mr Korin'

essielove:
I did every except 6,8,17,19

Waoooo!!! That's cool, those ones u didn't do are for d boys anyway.

Things we did when we were little children, I believe whether u are butty or pako u must engage in one or two during your childhood days....

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
7. if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
8. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
9. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
10. If you never flew a kite.
11. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
12.If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
13. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
14 If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
15 If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
16 If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
17 If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
18 If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
19 If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off.

During election period now different stories will start cooking up here and there just to score cheap points from d masses.... It is well Mr Journalist cum designer

Make he do kan visit the church for my neighbourhood oooo. The pastor sef dey hot like fire. CAC Agbala Ibukun, Igando, off Abaranje road.

faqman:
how can someone know he his ugly??

By looking at the mirror or by asking a four year old how u look like or by igniting a quarrel with ur enemy... These are d 3 tins dat will tell u the truth about yourself

diddydiva:
yes ooooooo


am sooooo happy



#grinning

It is well..... I will make u captain of the Team: #Valmustbecelebrated

Unreasonable excuses will be given
1. The miitary that will provide security are busy hunting BokoHarams
2. Buhari's cases are in courts

diddydiva:
how true is this news before I start dancing Shoki




#grinning seriously

I know u are happy because ur boo will be able to take u out for Val abi? #Valentinemustbecelebrated

OrlandoOwoh:
Jega is not confused, but PDP. He has stood on his ground that the election should hold on the 14th and 28th. PDP has, however, after quesioning the eligibility of Buhari, now says the election should be postponed.

Ok sir.... Is it PDP that controls INEC or Jega? Remember that INEC is an independent commission and they are not answerable to any political party be it ruling party or opposition party. Now, why Jega is a confused man is this; why will d ruling party dictate for u to ascertain if a candidate is eligible or not. D same candidate dat was eligible in d last election. If Jega is not a confused man, I believe he should be able to take his stand and clear d eligibility of Buhari instead of keeping mum on d issue. Buhari's case shouldn't delay d election cause if u don't know boss, you must know now that Jega has d final say......

Show me Jega and I will show you a Confused man...........

BOWOTO:
you must be dirty for knowing dirty people.

No mind d foolish fool... Naa word she wan hear.

daftpikin:
Are they celebrities??

Not until the whole world Celebrate you before u know that you are a Celebrity...

All I see is frustration.... Chai!! See as this Yayi just dey pull crowd. Naa only them. *In Segun's voice*

hazyfm1:
WE DON'T KNOW HIM IN SUDAN

But he is more popular here in Jamaica!

Nastydroid:
what is the name of this movie

Mathematics in the Bedroom!!

dealslip:
If you are not from the north, please leave there before Febuary 14, 2015. If Buhari should mistakenly lose whether by rigging or free and fair election, you will be the first casualty, whether you voted Buhari or not. The corpers that died in 2011 are enough examples. If you are not a Niger Deltan, leave that place before February 14. They have been promising hell if Jonathan doesn't return. Nigerians be wise. Do not waste your life on politicians, because not one of them will lose their lives in the coming election. The soldiers and police Meant to secure your lives are attached to each of them in dozens. Jonathan nor Buhari is a magician. Corruption can only be wiped out by you. If you work in the civil services don't help to manipulate figures or systems or taxes and report to work early. Don't give police and FRSC bribes for circumventing the laws. Don't steal from your office till, do not cheat your fellow man. Do not demand money or contracts from politician in exchange for votes. Reject gifts from them. The cumulation of this vices is what is called corruption. Nigeria wil change if we change because APC is PDP and PDP is APC, there is no change in that.

Nice one. In summary, APC nor PDP is not the CHANGE we need but the CHANGE we need begins from us.