₦airaland Forum

duro4chang:
Here people will blame the government for everything. The Zimbabwe government is as bad as ours but people are still doing the right things there. Thanks so much for this post.

handsomeyinka:
I only have two tokunbo Camrys and matrix..

Why not buy tokunbo?.

handsomeyinka:
Pls raise your hand if you think this our government has finally sold naija.

I REGRET VOTING FOR THIS CLUELESS SPECIE.

Martinez39s:
Remember in my meme trend where I wrote "simphood is a disorder"? During a mass shooting in America, a group of men simps surrounded three women, ready to take bullets for them. I showed this event in my meme thread. That man is simp who has been overwhelmed by "onetitis" and his blue pill conditioning. Simphood is a disorder.


Ubunja, regex, GLYCOLYSISS, Caveadullam,

helinues:
It seems North are getting crazy with this religion stuffs

Let me ask again, is your God disable that it can fight for itself?

Abi na audio God?

rhemauni:
This criminal again

Arrewa:
Hypocrisy of Southerners!

When the excessive killings of zamfara was still on; you didn't call it jihad or genocide against the indigenous muslim communities. But since it has now turned to the Christain communities of kaduna State. You're now sugar-coating your pen to suite your narratives that portrays the southern kaduna killings as a planned genocide been sponsored by Muslim elites.

Factually, nobody is happy with the dialy killings that's happening with kaduna south citizens. But how do you expect me to support you when your long article paints me as the sponsor of the menace? Or are you intentionally calling it a genocide against Christainity to get the Muslims angry and use the bashing comments they'd rain on you to affirm your assertion?

When terrorists attack a Muslim dominant community; Most of the victims would surely be muslims. Like wise, if they attack a Christain dominant population; Majority of the victims would be Christains. The war is neither muslims against Christains nor Christains against Muslims. But a war between humans and cannibals.

I guess you're calling this a genocide of cleansing Christains due to the fact that a Muslim is ruling the the country. But did you call the 2010 to 2015 killings of Borno aboriginal Muslims a genocide to cleanse Islam? How about sokoto and katsina State menace? Is it a genocide against Christains also?

Insecurity has forsaken our country. But instead of us to raise our collective voices to condemn it and call the attention of the the government to curtail it; we are busy throwing shades at each other and playing the usual blame game. Infact, some Imbeciles are even happy about it since it'd be a means for them to further spread hate and cause havoc within the northern population.

Whether it's a genocide or not. We strongly condemn it and call the attention of the relevant authorities to unveil a fight against it.

My thoughts and prayers are with southern kaduna, kastina and zamfara citizens. I pray this come to an end. I pray that: smile shines out your rues sooner. I pray your land regains it peace and freedom.

Roozzaay:
Unrepentant Religious/Tribal bigot now preaching peace and tolerance, see what the evil seed you guys planted 28 years ago has grown up to be.

RichBoy247:
For those of you that were not born during the Zangon Kataf crises, go and read about it before spewing your usual nonsensical gibberish here

phch205:
Blood sucking LIAR who wants criminals from Southern Kaduna to be exonerated even though they're the provocative elements of the crisis

"He spoke against the comments of the Operation Safe Haven Commander who said that criminal elements on both sides are responsible for the crisis in Southern Kaduna, stressing that his statement was a very unfortunate one coming from a military commander"

Queenlovely:
Fear of death is ridiculous, because as long as you are not dead you are alive, and when you are dead there is nothing more to worry about!


I met malala yusufu the female education activist at the United Nations building and asked her how she cheated death,

she said
Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji ‘ un.
Verily, from Allah we came and to him we return.

None of you should wish for death because of a calamity that has afflicted him, but if he must do something he should say: O Allah, keep me alive so long as life is good for me and cause me to die if death is better for me. (Source: Sahih Bukhari 5437, Grade: Sahih)


Every day when I wake I tell myself that it will be my last. If you are not trying to hold on to time, you are not so afraid of losing it ... And then, if you make it to bedtime, you feel the joy of cheating death out of one more day.

amaham:
Funny , after I enter a bolt ride, I'll check the price and cancel the ride . When I reach my destination I'll give the driver the money minus #20naira. No charges on a cancelled ride you know.

lefulefu:
15-30 minutes max the recipitent in naija will get his or her alert

Mogajunior:
This is becoming stale already. Let me tell you man, Marriage goes beyond sex and a Virgin wife doesn't guarantee a good and stable home.

I know some men will call me simp but the mature minds here will understand.

iTearHerToto:
OK first of all I need y'all to close your eyes and imagine this. Rosy a non-virgin is your girl you been smashing for six months and you have lost counts on how many times you have fvcked her. Right? You smash her pussy from left to right and north to south. Now even with a gun on your head you literally can't give specific number of gallons of cum you have deposited in her pussy those six months y'all dated. Right?

Now let's move on. With your eyes still closed. Do not open till I say so

So you broke up with Rosy or lemme put this way: you got tired of her pussy cos its width no longer excites your dick then you migrated to another fresh tenacious pussy. Now Rosy is heartbroken cos she just got used and dumped. Now she hates men and transmuted into an embittered feminist thereafter. No no no lemme trash this part it's gonna confuse souls. Now with your eyes still closed let's assume this paragraph is excluded from this write up. So Trash it!

Now let's do it this way briefly. You banged Rosy for six months then you guys split. Rosy then meets Tom and the pussy gets widen more for another six months. Then otunba shows up and so men and so forth till she's worn out then passed unto to some unfortunate nice guy to wife. Right?

Now ask yourself these few questions.

1. You lost counts how many times you came in Rosy right? Yes

2. Number one implies that Tom, Otunba and other subsequent men that smashed the punna most probably lost counts of how many gallons of cum they have poured in her now-agape-punnanni as well. Right? Yes

3. Now let's say she's 28 and ready to settle down and she be fvcking since she was 17. That's 11 years of gallons of cum in her punnani. Right? Yes


OK lemme not go further but by now I think someone should start seeing the answers for themselves cos we just arrived. Now open your eyes.

Take my word. Virgins are scarce tho but you got to find one else you end up with one of these cum tanks. It's either I stay unmarried than marry a non-virgin girl. I just get to be fvcking these non-virgin hoes till they are worn out then I pass them to these nice guys. Cos that's what they are meant for. Wife no hoe man you can only make them baby mamas and that would be you doing them some great favor too.

However, if you got a golden heart unlike me you should go try marrying one of these cum tanks and tell me how that works out for you. Come tell me what it feels like swimming in a cum factory for the rest of your life. Just try!
As for me and my entire household we will rather snatch a virgin wife from a nice guy and wife than settle with a non-virgin for a sec. Am I communicating?






NB: Non-virgins should steer off this thread for their own good. Move move move


Pukes

lefulefu:
Yea sure transferwise is very much ok.i use it wen i want to send.

lefulefu:
ogbeni stop doing aproko
it always pays to mind your business

Shugavee:
so how did cult get into it ? What does real nigga hv to do with cult . He said churches should be banned , then how did cult cm into play, is cults not already banned? What’s the comparison between cult and church? I still find ur comment very pointless , sorry to say and Why are u so triggered by my comment, can’t u explain urself like a normal human being.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
No one is interested if they reopen
Religion is a problem
Infact.....if possible
All religious institutions should be shut down

Kcivskod:
I sent an email already

rottennaija:
I said neck

rottennaija:
Like the one I have been having since April and it refuses to go despite being to more than 5 different hospital? Sometimes, it's about having the right person that knows what is going on.