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ethicallyright:
I get really scared to workout these days. I'm fucking depressed and paranoid. Like spirits are chasing me while I'm battling my inner demons.

I've masturbated out every atom of strength. I'm fuckedd.

seunmsg:
Obaseki should be warned, his desperation to win at all cost may throw the state into serious chaos. What he did at the state house of assembly yesterday may just be a child’s play compared to what he may unleash during the main election.

Beng1234:
It’s 45k sir. Some drivers will do 60k ��

jpworld:
I'm currently doing 27k weekly with all my Corolla, and none of my drivers default, once church open, i will drive my personal car with uber, to see if the rent will be increase or not.

Go to uber fleet match, post ur car, you will receive more than 10 calls a day, then keep inviting all of them over, from there u can select.

20k weekly will be horrible experience 4 u, is better u keep that car than take 20k weekly.

Melodriod:
This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we can't do things like chatting, whatsapp calls, video calls and the likes... And i feel like getting her a smartphone would greatly be helpful to her as well as get us to communicate more often, so I'm thinking....Is it wise to get her a phone at such an early stage into our relationship (friendship) considering the fact that i haven't asked her and she hasn't said yes to me....

I just feel like she really needs a smartphone and I'm thinking if i should get her one... I've not really made up my mind yet, might sound crazy but I'll really like to get opinions on this..

Gentlelife50:
That is if the person will even give you the 20 or 25k promptly without stories.

Officialgarri:
This is what a sensible human being should be praying for.

I can't speak same of the comment above.
All the curses rained in the past, where has it gotten you to? It will earn you just Nairaland likes and by nightfall you will be begging for data to rain more
curses if there's more sad occurrences

nwizu042:
20-25k now o...

seguntijan:
MARRY A MAN WHO HAS SENSE.
1.. Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.
2.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.
3.. Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.
4.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.
5.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag boobs and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, your sag boobs or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood.
(Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)
6.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.
7.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.
8.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"
9.. Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.
10.. Marry a man who love your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you.

Jackmj:
You need to see the way he was marketing dulux with pompous British grammar. Laycon no reach Kidd ooo his fans (Laycon) are only supporting him out of pity

Jackmj:
hi

Who said Kidd is not intelligent. Did you watch kid's presentation on dulux today? Laycon wey De struggle to speak English sef
Kidd beats Laycon in all ramifications

Richdad50:


Anywhere there is Islamic practice, freedom is shredded, war and bloodshed is entrenched. These are facts.

Wherever Islam finds itself as minority, peace is destroyed, agitation is embraced. They become relentless, restless, and violent. These are facts.

Where Islam is majority, hope is caged, a deadly oppression of minorities is executed. These are facts.

When Mohammed went to the cave seeking answers from God, little did he know that the demon that met him at the cave with Islam was no Angel but a violent, restless, and thirsty spirit.

Constantly at war with itself, there is no doubt that it is the most consequential religion man has ever known after the death of Christ.

Richdad

Cyberterror:
Those of you who are tired of life but can't commit suicide because it is a sin can join Sowore in the Unity fountain on Aug. 5

Lipscomb:
What funny now? Stop laughing in the public with that of your dirty teeth. Very shameful human being. God will punish you as you continue supporting that bastard in the Aso rock.

MrSensor:
My Hollywood movie heroes will always be Church [/b]Norris, [b]Silvestre Stallone, Anorld Schwarzenegger, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan only.

Obzerfapex:
Meaning your own Mother is from the streets too

festacman:
A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right. A man dies when he refuses to stand up for justice. A man dies when he refuses to take a stand for that which is true.
— Dr Martin Luther King Jr

mjabdulk:
Be reminded, the fight between the Jukun and Tivs majorly christians in Taraba state has been for decades. Don't you know you that by your comment you are instigating the fight among themselves to be continued.

Christians killing christians instigating killing by a christian. What a shame!

Boko haram was there before PMB, during Jonathan many christians were killed too, will you say he hated you christians by let you be killed through his body language and silence?

Be wise, stop religious fanatism.

nakosm4me:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I just discovered that my girlfriend's father worships a Deity that was passed down to him from his forefathers.

I just discovered this after I paid a visit to the family.

I have confronted her but she said it's harmless. And that the Dad is a good that doesn't do evil.

Honestly, I am a devout Christian and I don't want anything to do with idolatry.

What Should Do?

No insults please.

Kindly advice.

Thanks.

Xposed2020:
Na u sabi.
I have aired my view.
This nonsense has to stop.
Because when WE start, we no go hear stop.

Xposed2020:
[s]Na u sabi.
I have aired my view.
This nonsense has to stop.
Because when WE start, we no go hear stop.[/s]

RichBoy247:
Better than killing a civilian? So the soldier killed is not a human. Igbo soldier killed Hausa soldier, even his generation yet unborn will regret this action. If he is depressed, he did not see fellow Igbo soldier to kill?

This looks like the first military Igbo coup of January 15, 1966, till today, Igbos are still paying for it.

Xposed2020:
See Christians should StOP justifying killing in cold blood.
- the adjutant is to responsible for blocking or opening of account or denial of allowances.
- before an account is block one must have gone on AWOL or committed an offence.
- it was not the first time Private Uzonna Maduabuchi a Christian from SE nigeria has cocked rifle on the said officer.
And had it been the officer took necessary action earlier, ethnicity will be the next card played by uzonna's kinsmen but at least the officer would have been alive by now.
- when does killing a superior becomes justified because of grievances?
- The soldier is an indiscipline bastard & his guarantor needs to be arrested if this trend is to subside.
- Christian soldiers killing Muslim officers is now the trend. But if the foolish Muslim soldiers refused to retaliate, I'll see how they will get justice or fairness in a system filled with people who despises them.