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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Suicidal North And Infidel South- Article by Aksonman: 7:40pm On Nov 02, 2014
ZKOSOSO:
Gbam!! Omo u don't hit sharpally!!

Little correction here is omission of kastina, jigawa, zamfara, kebbi, even Kano and sokoto all have Real Indigenous christians with their unique culture and language! I know this, haven gone round!
#Stanleymademyday!!!

LOL...i concur
Politics / Re: Nigeria Detains Military Commanders For Abandoning Mubi To Boko Haram by Aksonman: 7:29pm On Nov 02, 2014
AGWU is a name commonly used by Igalas in Kogi state. So the officer may actually not be Igbo. But for Ibrahim and Magaji
Politics / Re: It's Official, Shekau Is Dead: Boko Haram's New Video Shows Someone Else (PIC) by Aksonman: 1:08am On Nov 01, 2014
RICHIEBOI1:
Does it matter if shekau is dead or not. its clear someone is still carrying on with their campaign of terror.
Agreed, but confirming the death of Shekau will discourage foot soldiers (many have never met him) from carrying on with this senseless war.

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Politics / It's Official, Shekau Is Dead: Boko Haram's New Video Shows Someone Else (PIC) by Aksonman: 12:52am On Nov 01, 2014
This is an image grab taken from Boko Haram's latest video obtained by AP on Friday 31/10/14.

It is note-worthy that in the said video, close-up shots on Abubakar Shekau were not shown, as he spoke from a far distance.

From this image grab released by AP, the man seen here posing as Shekau is a completely different person.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/image-grab-made-october-31-2014-video-obtained-photo-222602377.html

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases New Video Where They Debunked The So Much Hyped Cease Fire by Aksonman: 12:28am On Nov 01, 2014
SHOW US VIDEO MAKE WE WATCH O.
Politics / Breaking News: Gombe Bomb Blast Kills 8 And Not 30 -BBC by Aksonman: 1:25pm On Oct 31, 2014
In as much as the death of ONE innocent life is a painful loss, we must not encourage this trend by a section of the media on inflating casualty figures in order to cause tension and panic in the land while further discrediting our presidency. There was a blast in Gombe this morning and about eight people may have died but a section of our media quickly proclaimed that over 30 people have been killed, and expectedly the social media ran with this false report.

Here's (surprisingly) BBC's version of the story. I said surprisingly cos on a good day,the BBC would have claimed that 100 people had been killed.


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29849629
At least eight people have died in an explosion at a major bus station in Gombe state in north-eastern Nigeria, witnesses have told the BBC.

Many people were injured in the rush hour blast in Gombe city, a hospital source said. Other witnesses spoke of three bags of explosives going off.

Gombe shares a border with three states placed under emergency rule to fight the Boko Haram Islamist insurgency.

The group has taken full control of Mubi, a commercial centre in Adamawa.

It is the largest town Boko Haram has taken since it stepped up its insurgency when the state of emergency was declared in May 2013 in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Back In Nigeria! (Pictures Included) by Aksonman: 10:04am On Oct 30, 2014
moufan:
jagaban flew in dis morning from the united kingdom. his plane touched down at the abuja international airport.details soon

APC fans be truthful to yourselves, he looks pretty sick!

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Politics / Re: FG Withdraws Tambuwal's Security Details by Aksonman: 9:11am On Oct 30, 2014
Omimah:

My friend, read section 68 (1) (g) of the Constitution. A member can defect and still retain his seat if there is division in his party. Go study the state PDP is in Tambuwal home state, Sokoto. You think he is clueless?

Does crisis in a state chapter of PDP now mean that the whole PDP as a national party has been factionalized? Haba, u people sef.
Politics / Re: FG Withdraws Tambuwal's Security Details by Aksonman: 9:09am On Oct 30, 2014
Ttalk:


@ Bolded, allow the court to determine that anything outside that is impunity

But Tambuwal's case is not yet in court and the FG has to defend the constitution.
Politics / Re: FG Withdraws Tambuwal's Security Details by Aksonman: 9:08am On Oct 30, 2014
publisher:
What does the Nigerian constitution say about defection in the national assembly?

Those making reference to Mimiko's defection are ignorant,as the Nigerian constitution subtly permits defection by Governors.

The Law makers that defected to APC still have a case in court and as such the PDP cannot declare their seats vacant until there is a court ruling.

BUT Tambuwal does not have any case in court challenging the possibility/outcome of his defection and so what the Federal government did was to apply the constitution to the latter. Tambuwal has defected from the PDP when there was no faction, division or crises rocking the party. This cannot not be said for other lawmakers that defected when the so-called New-PDP was formed.

Tambuwal has just ruined his political future.
angry

You did not just hit the nail on the head with this point...you totally broke Tambuwal's head with it.
Very valid point, u be lawyer?

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Pipeline Rd,idimu-lagos. Fashola Is Working, APC Is Working by Aksonman: 11:31am On Oct 27, 2014
berem:
Ejigbo-Idimu road is even worse if truly the road belongs to FG. The road is a total write off! Infact virtually all the roads in Ejigbo and Idimu are bad whether they belong to state or federal.
Yes, I totally agree with you.
But this thread is about Pipeline rd. Ur APC boyz should stop derailing it by claiming it's a federal road.
I have not even talked about BORNO WAY in a Ebute-Metta, a major state road that had been totally abandoned just because that ward/area is a Lagos PDP stronghold.
Ironically, PDP also has strong followership around that Idimu/Ikotun axis.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Pipeline Rd,idimu-lagos. Fashola Is Working, APC Is Working by Aksonman: 9:53am On Oct 27, 2014
berem:
I never knew pipleline road belonged to FG. I just passed the road about 30mins ago and the road is beyond redemption. I pity the people who sell along that road.

Pathetic!

PIPELINE RD is owned by Lagos state; it is EJIGBO-IDIMU RD that is federal.
Tell ur APC brothers to go easy on their propaganda:

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 8:38am On Oct 26, 2014
hugoart:
How does that change the price of garri?
Op,do you have HIV now?

OLOSHI OMO, u are still here beefing while OP is probably arranging mad 3somes with some sexy female nairalanders. LOOOL cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 8:36am On Oct 26, 2014
Lovethlovesmike:
op, my bf works in a bank so we hardly spend enough reasonable time only after work in the nyt. At first i didnt complain but its getting to much as in even during weekends he doesnt spend time with me except after 6-7pm or thereabout. Av confromted him about it and he told me it because of his job situation and he's always usually tired on saturdays due to exhaustion from working too hard on weekdays. Then he now told me to come over to his place although as soon as he enters its zex we keep having as if thats the only reason his with me. Although throughout the day he sends me some nice text message that he missed me and so on. i love him so much whereby i cant let go of him but im feeling used for his zexual satisfaction as if im a booty call for him. Sometimes he will come and pick me up from school to his place but ryt now im been staying with him for 2 weeks. Im feeling worthless and useless. In 2 hrs time i will get up and prepare for church while he'll sleep till i return to meet him or he might not even be around. I dont know if this relationship is heading anywhere or if i should just dumb him and move on.

Thread don close, better u send op an email,,,at ur own risk o! grin
Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 8:34am On Oct 26, 2014
[size=13pt]OP, talk say this thread don close, why some of una still dey bombard am with questions?[/size]
Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 9:30am On Oct 25, 2014
veegirl:


Its a lie joo. She might still b nursin a broken heart and decide to remain single for dat period and wont even give any toaster a chance to toast. So wat r u runnin 4rm in dat situation?
Is that what you would do? And does that change the possibility that there are already 3 other toasters on her case?
Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 7:17am On Oct 25, 2014
RedEboe:

Lots of lovely women out there spend on guys too, you know!

Gigolo tinz??
Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 7:13am On Oct 25, 2014
RedEboe:


I think I've already partially answered your last question on previous pages, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever come across a very pretty lady that claims not to have a boyfriend and at least three toasters on her case, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. cheesy

NEVER get discouraged by some girl you've just met claiming she already has a boyfriend, it's none of your business (yes, you can say that to her face). Any lady that does not have an engagement or wedding ring on her finger is fair game.

You want to know where to meet 'fine girls'? Go visit any Shoprite mall on any given weekend.

Finally, saying a very sincere and confident "How are you doing today?" to a beautiful girl you've just met is a GREAT pick up line.

@OP,i totally agree wiv u, a simple 'how r u?' ,is a good pick-up line.

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 7:08am On Oct 25, 2014
hugoart:
Nah,he's not that good. I've got a nagging feeling about him/her.
In his desperate,deliberate(d),despicable obsession to be (non-)controversial,he comes across as a perfect robot. No soul,no vibe,non-human,saintly.
Manipulative or being manipulated.He seems like a man hanging by the strings of a puppet-master.
Op's condescendingly annoying,for a supposed womanizer(retired),with no rebel streak.
He's fake,not real.

Na wa o...this life sha! After @OP wasted his time answering your questions and giving you sound advise on pages 8 & 9, u suddenly realize that he's fake? Just because he refused ur request to hook you up with a neighbourhood Ashawo and asked you to control your hormones??

Oloshi omo!

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 9:20am On Oct 23, 2014
remsonik:

Honestly if you cannot ignore my comment pls swerve. I have a right to my opinion so does you. Only the wise can understand my post!!
...and only the f00lish will agree with it.
Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 6:59am On Oct 23, 2014
remsonik:
Op don turn love doctor overnight. Hmmm the concoction wey u mix for this thread na strong one o. Make all of una no go work on your relationship dey take womanizing advice from Op. What works for you might not work for others. Stop destroying lives and leading men astray

Honestly,I don't see any lives being destroyed here; this is one of the most interesting and cleanest Nairaland threads I've visited lately. The real question should be, "What is your problem?" sad

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 6:55am On Oct 23, 2014
hugoart:
RedEboe,thanks again for your charity.
Another question :When a guy sees a beautiful girl he'll like to approach on the street. He says "Hi".She replies congenially with "Hi".How should he proceed? Will a compliment on how beautiful she looks be more appropriate or an introduction of each other,as an opening. Simply put :How do I come away with her phone number? In a sweet,easy way.

[size=13pt]Nna, after OP don help you catch the babe finish, shey na him go still help you enter bedroom come wire the girl? Use your own brain small nah...haba! All these small children on Nairaland sef.[/size] angry angry

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Romance / Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Aksonman: 6:52am On Oct 23, 2014
RedEboe:


1. No matter how much you conduct a 'stress test' on your women in order to weed out the bad ones and pick 'the one', you'll always be in for a shocker after marriage. Cos women change after marriage, they are emotionally complicated, when pregnancy comes, you go hear am.
My advise: just trust your guts and pick one, preferrably the one you are most $exually attracted to. Why? Well, if you marry a beautiful woman that you are $exually attracted to, chances are that whenever you guys quarrel as a married couple and she angrily walks way, by the time your eyes catch a glimpse of her sweet butt wiggling past you, nobody will tell you when you follow her into the bedroom,apologize and do the needful.

2. There's never an easy way to break up with someone. Hence,whenever you choose your wife, say nothing to your other girlfriends. Just send them your wedding IV whenever a date is fixed, they'll get the message. Trust me.

WOW, Bros this particular reply is deep.

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Politics / Visions Of A Buhari Presidency In 2015 by Aksonman: 11:01am On Oct 18, 2014
I had a major 'spiritual' encounter last night and saw visions of what Nigeria will look like if Buhari is allowed to become President.

- General Buhari is sworn in on May 29, 2015 with Rotimi Amaechi as his Vice President. Why Amaechi? Well, he stood as guarantor for the General's N27m loan from Unity Bank to procure APC form.

- Eagle square is jampacked with kaftan wearing supporters; the entire inuguration event is conducted in English and Hausa; a mini-dubar is organized. The entire podium is filled with Turbaned Emirs.

- Dissolution of federal executive cabinet with the setting up of a committee to probe all ministeries once headed by Christain Southerners. A few other Southern ministers will run to Tinubu for help to avoid sack, probe or investigation.

- Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu will constitute Buhari's core economic think tank with Fashola playing a pivotal role. All existing agreements, allocations and projects for lands and properties in the FCT will be suspended. New (Tinubu owned) companies from Lagos will be invited to come bid for management of these suspended projects.

- Street begging with return to Abuja and Lagos in full force.

- Vice President Amaechi will be appointed as head of new committee to invesigate fuel subsidies and low capacity of major refineries. There will be major fuel scarcity for months after which Buhari's government will decide to issue new fuel import licences to oil companies, recommended or owned by Tinubu, Okorocha and Amaechi.

- The modern Almajiri school system created by former President Jonathan will be abolished with these school converted to unity schools and opened "to all Nigerians". Southerners and middle beltans will flood these schools while their original inhabitants- the Almajiri's will return to the streets.

I'll update these visions when or if I recieve more revelations from the most high.

Anyone doubting these visions?

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Politics / Will Boko Haram End Its Ceasefire If Buhari Loses In 2015? by Aksonman: 5:34pm On Oct 17, 2014
I'm just asking o!
Politics / Boko Haram Sponsors Have Abandoned The Group,hence A Ceasefire. by Aksonman: 4:39pm On Oct 17, 2014
There was a time when it looked as though Boko Haram would eventually render the government of President Goodluck Jonathan impotent. Weekly bombings of churches, bombing of car parks, mass slaughter of men, women and children, of late,taking over of territories. Coupled with massive media propaganda,

Boko Haram sponsors had hoped that all these would eventually sweep the government of GEJ away-the kidnap of over 200 Chibok girls being the icing on the cake.

The Bring Back our Girls campaign was meant to evolve into a massive uprising like what we saw during the 2012 fuel subsidy protests, but this plot also failed woefully. #BBOG remains a social media toothless movement with less than a hundred Abuja protesters at any given day.

Few weeks ago, the Nigerian government unexpectedly turned the heat on Boko Haram killing thousands of their fighters and commanders.

Suddenly,Boko Haram no longer has the zeal to keep on fighting,many have surrendered. We now hear a ceasefire is in the offering. This is the same Boko Haram that rebuffed every past attempt by government to establish dialogue with the sect.

2015 Elections is barely 4 months away and though many opposition supporters will not admit this, President Goodluct Jonathan's popularity is still very high- he will win his re-election bid most likely with a landslide from Kafanchan down to Bonny Island.

Why? One may ask:

In spite of the 5-year Boko Haram insurgency:

-Nigeria became largest economy in Africa.
- Nigeria resumed assembly/manufacture of Vehicles after decades of decay.
- Nigeria became a net exporter of cement.
- Nigeria created the most vibrant Agricultural revival scheme in the history of Sub-saharan Africa.
- Nigeria built about 10 new federal universities.
- Nigeria built over a hundered modern Almajiri schools.
- Nigeria totally revamped her once abandoned railway system.
- Nigeria embarked on massive rehabilitation of all her airports with new terminals under construction in Lagos, Abuja, Kano and Enugu.

The list of achievements are endless.

A section of the core North may remain with the opposition and refuse to key into Nigeria's transformation. Hoping that someday a descendant of Othman Dan Fodio will emerge and restore "Northern domination" all over Nigeria.

Rather than wasting money sponsoring Boko Haram activities,these sponsors have realized that their plot of making Nigeria ungovernable has failed woefully and damaged their own region even more.

Now they've decided to divert their remaining resources into the political processes by supporting a Presidential candidate of their choice. Something they would have embarked on from the outset and saved Nigeria thousands of innocent lives and property.

#VictoryForNigeria

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Politics / Re: Apc's Pitiful Social Media Self-deception On Buhari's Chances In 2015 by Aksonman: 11:59pm On Oct 16, 2014
Sunnybobo3:
Unfortunately, elections are not won on social media.

They never learn; on election day,these are the same people that will post fake results claiming Buhari has won a landslide sending Almajiris into wild jubilation. By the time,INEC announces the real results,violence now breaks out.

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Politics / Re: Apc's Pitiful Social Media Self-deception On Buhari's Chances In 2015 by Aksonman: 11:54pm On Oct 16, 2014
Ventura1:


Can you provide a source to back this your claim?

Are you for real?
Politics / Re: Apc's Pitiful Social Media Self-deception On Buhari's Chances In 2015 by Aksonman: 10:26pm On Oct 16, 2014
@OP it's best to allow these people dwell in their stupidity. Instead of campaigning and telling us exactly how Buhari intends to change Nigeria as a civilian president without absolute powers, they are busy organising online polls,

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