safarigirl:


I liked Bella when she walked in.

I used to even defend her.

I still like her, but now, I am just heavily disappointed in her because of this rubbish she is doing with Sheggz. If she and Sheggz were never a thing, it would have been so much better for her.


I don't mind supporting the Greatest B*tch of the Season, but I mind the simping over someone who she will later find was not worth her time, and was a complete fraud.

SAFARI SAFARI,... Na you support Erica, na same you dey castigate Bella for doing what Erica did... (Erica did worse though)

Are you sure you are normal at all?

No be juju be that?

Your own is sha to support anyone that will fetch you money..

Anywhere belle face garrister.. GO AND GET A JOB.

DROPING BIASED UPDATES IS NEVER AND CAN NEVER BE A JOB.. Shior

thatigboman1:
she say she's working from home naa

Abi ooo... Safarigirl want dey collect double salary for this economy?

She either hug her barrister abi na garrister or continue updating for free.

Shi shi no go enter safarigirl accant just because she dey drop BIAS updates that suit only her sister's client..

Threebear:

A wise lady once said - of what use is so much work , if it affords , no pleasure

And a wise man also said - moderation in everything including moderation .

I fear you're not as strong as you pretend you are ... for one so vocal in criticizing others , you're rather too sensitive ......

You must understand that life is mostly give and take and karma swings both ways.

If you must be opinionated , prepare to get counter opinions.
Prepare to be scrutinized and judged ... because nothing goes for nothing .

If you recline Everytime you're swung at with the same velocity you swing at others , then you have no right to keep swinging .

I've known you since 2013 (almost ten years now ) you've been highly critical of other women.
There is no name you didn't call Dillish .
Several years later , there is still that snotty , judgemental and condescending tone you use to attack other women .

I don't think the problem is that you're here often.
Many of us are here often , the problem is that you can't take half of the things you dish out.

I don't think anyone has been insulted , trolled and abused as much as I have .....but you know the difference between the two of us , I don't play victim Everytime I poke people's favorites and the react the only way a weak mind knows how ....

I know I'm not a victim , rather an architect of whatever comes to me. Maybe you should stop thinking of yourself as a victim of this conspiracy in your delusions and embrace your true self and whatever "demons" they bring your way.

Only then , will you begin to enjoy being here .
Because he who fetches an ant infested wood , invites the lizards for lunch .
And once you've you learned to pay the lizards no mind and treat them like the irrelevant things they are ...you'll come to understand that they can do you absolutely no harm .

This one that Mr lapdog aka Ikorodu forecaster is attacking his madam .

Hope all is well ooooo.

Yeye dey smell..


I dey laugh

Eeghe:


Hehehehe I am shy, but thank you
I Googled that stan is a mix of fan and stalker so that would never be me lol.

But my favs this season are Doyin, Cyph
I have a real soft spot for Hermes, Diana but want to see their hearts…
…I really like Dotun, and like Adekunle and Beauty …I watched and liked her last weekend and was sad she got DQed at least
…I feel sorry for Groovy (voting him this week)
…I want to see some redeeming qualities in Chomzy and Daniella
…Giddyfia doesn’t disturb me at all (I secretly like him ), Pharmsavy’s smile is beautiful.

I liked, but have thrown away Ilebaye, Alyson, Bella
I don’t like Amaka but I should
I feel nothing for Khalid at all it’s shocking

The rest are just there for me….
then my most disliked is Shegz

I like the Riders so far and am throughly sick of the fake housemates.

That’s it
Who is your fav?

Good evening Ma,
Lol....Why is it that you always support 3 or more housemates everyseaon?

I know you trying to play safe.. As in "if this one no enter, that one go enter" kind of thing.

Like supporting Manchester City and Liverpool in English premiere league... Or Barça and Madrid in Laliga.. Lol

The funny thin is that 99.99% of those you always support always fail both in and out of Bbnaija..

For example, just the small supper you gave Cyph, the guy is already in Ojota motor park

Why Ma?

Oshokhai69:
All of una wey dey work and need Safarigirl to be giving una updates, please pay her for it. You can’t be at work earning money and expecting someone to be at home watching and updating una. That makes no sense for this Buhari recession wey we dey. But wetin concern me….

Lol...Pay her for being jobless despite lying to us that she is a barrister?

Well, she has painted a picture of her and her sister making millions from Bbn (courtesy of gullible fans like you.).

Safarigirl is a jobless garryster that have chosen to be an updater on Nairaland to make small feeding money from gullible fans like you..

Wait ooo, I put it to you that you are safarigirl trying to ask for money indirectly for being and updater. Lol

Same was she was buster for using multiple account during Lock down season and was eventually disgraced...

Safarigirl, go and work if you need money.. You cant seat at home all day peeping at your neighbours window in desperate means to drop an update cos you think some good Samaritans will wire your bank accant with imaginary money.

Safarigirl, go and work..There is dignity in labour.

Safarigirl, work and pray and you will see the difference.

Change,change change, safarigirl, chaaaaaaaaaangeeeeee.
Thanks

safarigirl:


He had an active night, splitting fights and was still awake to defend why he holds people when they want to be violent.

Make he sleep

I'm still hoping he pulls through sha, maybe be may escape eviction by some stroke of luck. My sister no gree ask her source for result this week, so, i still dey hold hope that he could be safe if two people are leaving.

If na 3, I no even know.

Na only source? Maggi nko?

You and your lapdog threebeear don cast pata pata last season

Your only relevant here is giving updates... I mean, biased updates and nothing more.
Stop giving your biased updates and see how no one will remember you .lol

ceejayMAX:
threebear was always correct during the pepperdem season , even them Erica set last year I didn't watch so I nor know.

Who is this one to tell me about threebear?

You think this is a joke or what? Mcheeeeew

Threebear:

Will you kiss me if I tell you ?

His usual gimmicks...

Will you kiss me if I tell you?

Who want to know the results?

Maria is safe yen yen yen.

Mike is the winner bla bla bla.

So so so and so are safe if only two housemates are evicted yen yen yen.

He can never give a direct and acurate result. They always come with conditions he can hang on if he fails (he fails 90% of times though.)
Shi shi, you no go see chop this season..
STILL WATCHING YOU SHA

Twoclans:
Random thoughts while biggie is on advert break

Was it akthedream2019 that really supported CeeCee of double wahala or was it the Roman numeral guy?

Or are they one and the same person ?

Since after Cee Cee those two monikers have never liked any other housemate.

Same goes for my lovely friend ziccorads ,he has not been able to move past Teddy A.

Ohhhh well it is what it is.

I don't think there can ever be anyone like Cee-C again..

Ask garrister safarigirl ,till today, he can't beehive his teary eyes that Cee-C will be a success..

It seems as though all her insults and curses towards Cee-C eventually returned to her.


Or how can you explain a so called barrister who is now an ordinary BBNAIJA updater on Nairaland..
She no get shame sha

MissAnneboleyn:


Threebear has been mute all season, e be like say him insider no dey dere again"

There has never been an insider... He is nothing more than a baba ijebu forecaster..

Threebear got the disgrace of his life last season and he is doing his best to come back..

We are patiently awaiting thin anyway..

Threebear:
.

Lapdog ,won't you drop your own Forecast?.

Abi dem don sack your sauce and maggi?

safarigirl:
The three people that are safe are seated at the dining

Fear dey Catch this one to drop direct forcast/Prediction like before.. Lol.

You and threebear will be disgraced again this season.

EYES ON BOTH OF YOU..

NO SHI SHI FOR YOU GUYS..

Know this and know peace.

Rgade:
I

Asked

A

Question

Earlier

And

No

One

Would

Put

Me

Through.

What’s the difference btw BBNAIJA channels 198 and 199?

Oh!..sorry for the delay in replying your message..

Here is your answer.
BBNAIJA 199 is198
BBNAIJA 199 is199
you gerrit?


THANKS AND HAPPY SUNDAY.

By this time previous season,safarigirl and her current lapdog aka threebear(two nairaland clowns) have started dropping their forcast...

What is causing the delay this season oooo.. Your gullible fans are waiting for you..


The disgrace they both received last season must have rebooted their brain..
Nothing lasts forever... People are getting wiser.

Threebear:

You've been attacking the same person since 2019 and for over three years she's never dignified you with a reply.
Yet you persist !
Something is definitely very wrong.

mr. story teller. You just confirmed that you have been stalking me since at least 2019... Keep it up mr Safari's lap dog.

Whatever you say won't make you get cheap recharge cards and money from gullible voters this year..

Know this and know peace.

EYES ON YOU EVERYDAY, TWICE ON EVICTION DAY..

safarigirl:


Lol

It is probably because I know a lot of it that I shouldn't be on it.

Besides, I no get connect reach for all these things, and I'm not particularly as media savvy as some of their preferred candidates.

I been wan apply this year, but I too lazy to go dey do makeup and find ring light for video. Maybe next year, if I no get wetin I dey do.

Sharap...Why are you lying? just tell them you tried and failed the audition.

Remember Vizkid /Pappukush what is that his meaningless moniker? He tried and failed too.. Heaven did not fall.

He was later disgraced outta Bbn threads though.

If not, he always rush to open Bbn threads as if his life depends on it..

In summary, stop lying... Thanks.

Threebear:
I knew from the onset that Adekunle bronze will be as dry as fungai infested kpomo

See how he's lost himself in a ship with the bald headed wench

Even his voice , the only redeeming feature he had sounds hoarse , cracked and dried these days.


Meanwhile see how Sheggz is thriving ...

People expected him to be another dull and dry handsome man merely coasting with his looks , but he came with his strategy intact .

Whether you think his relationship with Bella is real or fake - people are talking about him .

Whether you think he talks too much or not - people are talking about him.

Whether you think he gets involved in people's business a lot - people are talking about him .

Whether you call him Teddy A , Kiddwaya or Ozo - people are talking about him .

And that's how you get yourself noticed and secure your fans in Bbnaija .

He knows how to cause conversations.

He knows how to get himself noticed .

We've seen very good looking men in the past fade into total obscurity in and out of the house from Jeff , Tochi , Eric , Michael , Gedoni to name a few

But Sheggz has proven he knows how to navigate the waves and keep his name etched on our lips.

A beautiful ,sexy king .....we Stan

You can say whatever you like, even your fake predictions...


Just have it at the back if your mind that no cheap recharge cards and money for you this season.

Know this and know peace..

EYES ON YOU BREH....

Chiefheywhy:


You like wahala pass fight ak47.

Make you and safarigirl go Bbn next season, so that una go dey fvck unaself and we go dey watch and hail una here na..

The only problem be say Safari na 5"3,how you want take give am "yo di e" without straining your legs?

See Hot and lonely adults waiting for Bbn sextape..

Na Safarigirl dey always lead them follow by chief abi na servant heywhy.

Lemme go and Bleep small so that I can sleep biko

safarigirl:
When I want to go for Big Brother, I will just tell them I am 23-years old.

I have seen some people claiming the most ridiculous ages, even people wey E sure me die say dem don reach to get pikin wey dey write common entrance, are on this show claiming 1997.

People wey if I see them for road, I go greet them. Na why dem dey provoke say person wey suppose be their fellow Gen Z no dey kneel down greet them for morning.


Anyway, if una see me dey claim 23 next year, make nobody come here dey talk wetin dem no send them.

Ok ma, we have heard you... Try am

safarigirl:
Bryann's DS


Welcome to DS, how are you doing today?

He's feeling good. Trying to look on positives, today has been a good day, yesterday, a lot of energies were in the air. People were nominated, a lot of them were sad because they knew one of them would have to leave.

Were you surprised by noms?

He is surprised he wasn't nominated. He has spoken to Hermes a bit and thought he would pick from a logical standpoint. He knew he would pick Cyph because Cyph has been top on the HoH games, then he expected Khalid too to be in there, expected Phyna too because she has big energy. He expected himself to be there and the last person would be random

What would he have done if he were in Hermes' shoes?


if he was in Hermes' shoes, he would have done as he did, because this is a game, he would have picked from a logical standpoint. He does not know how he arrived at Christy O and Amaka, but the last two would have been at random. He would have picked the biggest contenders as well.



Be more specific

He would have picked people from a logical standpoint. He would have picked Cyph and Khalid because they were top contenders. He would have picked people based on energy, so, Phyna would have been on the list, and the last two would have been random


Saturday Night party thoughts?

He met Diana that he had been waiting to meet all week, and they were having fun. He enjoyed the party, he thinks another person may have caught his eye, but he will see as it goes. Aside him, there was the Beauty and Groovy thing. Beauty is his friend and so is Groovy, they have some situationshio, relationship thing he does not understand, but they Sha have ship.

At the party, she tapped him to point to Groovy, and he sef pointed at Groovy, because he thought it was jokes. So, he did not understand where her anger came from. Yes, Groovy is an attractive Guyz but she too, is a bad B, so he did not expect that reaction from her. She did not maintain Beauty. She did not need to go off like that, and he understands how Groovy may have triggered her, and how Ilebaye too was in the wrong, but people will annoy you in the house, and you need to maintain calm. What she did was not cool, and even if it was not Ilebaye, he would have still spoken up for the person.
Beauty is still his friend, but he thinks she should be more rational, even though she is the way she is. Things did not need to go as they did, and they were having good vibes before all of that. He does not want to be involved in their thing, because he does not know what Groovy is telling her in private, because he no dey there. He Sha wishes the night ended differently

Thoughts on Modella?

She's a fine girl. She's good energy, outspoken and she is attractive. That is all he can say for now. We will see how it goes

You seem to find a lot of women attractive

*He laughs* if I see you're attractive, I will say so. He just likes seeing attractive women that are confident, it is a personal thing of his, nothing else behind it.

If you say so.

How much of a threat do you think she is?

He is not thinking of threats in Level 2. Right now, it is house for house and the people he is looking at as threats are mostly in Level 1. He does not know how things will go, but he has decided to face the people that the game has decided are his threats for now. He just wants his house to be in sync for the wager. They won HoH, so let them win the wager and Level 1 can drink garri for balance.

Thoughts on Deji?

He looks familiar, he has not spent time with him to say. He has observed the other HMs outside wager and HoH games. He does not think of socialising during those games, he is just focused. He will observe him maybe on Saturday night.


Thoughts on the week's Task and the sport they are developing?

He is super positive about the task and what they are doing. As much as it is a sport, it is also supposed to be entertaining. He is positive their creativity will pull through for them. Their creative juices are flowing, and as much as they hear others opinion, they add it up. As a collective, they know when to lean back and allow one person take the lead on certain ideas, and build off on that. So, he is positive about their task.

Thoughts on HoH games?

The first game is a game of chance, second game is also a game of chance with some physical strength. Anyone could have made it to the second round, but some few names keep coming up. He does not know if it is a thing of hunger. He made a mistake by setting his watch to 3 and not 4, at a point, he just did not want to be the tail. It would have been nice to make it to the second round. He wishes not only Cyph got to that final round, because it is a lot to carry. He wishes it was not just Cyph who had to carry the weight of the house. He also feels him not getting to the next round also saved him from being nominated. It would have just been nice for them to have won.


Anything else?

No


*End of DS*


PS; I'm glad he actually had the sense to empathize with Cyph and how much weight was put on him.

Thanks for giving us back to back updates..

More cream to your Puna.

safarigirl:
Please you people should vote Amaka

This their conversation is killing me

Come and carry me to vote her now..
Nonsense and Safari.Mchweeww.

mayor1814:
What Hermes did to me is his own decision. However, the fact that he nominated Khalid, a supposed close buddy and roommate of his is bound to elicit shocking reactions from all. I'm not emotional about it whether what he did was right or wrong. I can't judge him but the fact is that loyalty has always been a good quality and it's still is.



In 2006, Katung Aduwak nominated Ebuka Obi Uchendu for eviction. It shocked everybody because they were the closest friends in the house then. When he was asked why he nominated Ebuka, he said Ebuka was the strongest link or housemate in the house. Everyone was shocked including Ebuka when he eventually found out. Now, 16 years after I can confidently say that 70 to 80 % of BBNAIJA enthusiasts don't remember the name of Katung despite being the winner but 99 if not 100% of BBNAIJA enthusiasts recognize Ebuka. Even in Naija entertainment scene Ebuka is a household name.



The point is no matter the game strategy we all play, loyalty is always key.

Rubhush talk from top to bottom

geezprince:
Deji goofed earlier, He was asking Dotun about a certain “paris girl”, he meant Diana…..so if Dotun is smart, he should have figured out by now that Deji is a fake housemate.

Oversabi,let us hear word jor..

Of Ebuka didn't mention it, would you have known?

Threebear:
So many jealous men attacking Sheggy , when he's the only interesting thing in the whole show .

The thing you people call "simping" is the same thing that has held people's interest in this very lacklustre season .

Imagine saying that Adekunle bronze is more good looking than Sheggz .
Someone that looks like like a motor park alaye that wore his Xmas clothes to the church

Oh Sheggy boy , keep playing your game .
You're not just the most beautiful man in that house , you've also kept us glued to our TV screens.

Your heart is gold , that's why you're so honest with your feelings and desires ...unlike the pretenders in the house.

No matter how you people mock and abuse him , Sheggy is heading to top 5 and could very likely win the money.

Adekunle bronze will never ever be on sheggz's level.

Our incredibly handsome , extremely talented football stud that gives all the ladies palpitations.

The money is yours king

Thrash as usual..
No awoof money and recharge cards for you... Know this and know peace.

ceejayMAX:
rest

rest kee you there .Reply hunter..

Lauryn41:
Mike ,Sheggz

Same boat

Very annoying bascards

What is really your problem tonight?

Hunger? Konji ? Or what? Please tell me

Lauryn41:
I love Hermes

Anywhere vawulence face, na there I face

Adekunle , Hermes ,Bella and chi chi

Cold chilled vawulence ni ooo

ceejayMAX:
This group nah only popular people ona dey reply

Are you pained? Is it giving you headache or what?

Don't you have something doing other than waiting for replies?

Are you seriously serious?

safarigirl:
Dotun's DS


Welcome to first DS, experience so far?

It's been nice, it's been amazing meeting all these friendly guys. Dem still dey honeymoon phase, so everyone is nice and welcoming. He is enjoying it so far, they are vibing. It's nice


Journey to the house?

It has been a very long journey. He auditioned 4 times, and it is not an easy journey. He had to stay focused, set his priorities and what he wanted to achieve, as well as endure. Make he no talk too much, but it has been an exciting one when you go through the phases of everything and looking back now that he is in the house, it was worth it. It was exciting.

What does being here mean to you?

Being here means being able to first of all, be identified as a winner. He believes stepping into the house officially makes you a winner. He feels like a winner, because he has won at a challenge. The first challenge. It also feels it means another phase, he has attained another phase or surmounted an obstacle in a phase in his life. He is optimistic about what is to come.

Thoughts on fellow Level 1 HMs?

They've been nice and welcoming. They all hifferent life stories and he feels amazed that they really exist. Some have intriguing and personal stories that makes one realise people are going through things out there. It just helps him be aware of his plan in the house. Some are still in their shell, some may be on the strategic end of things. He is being chill and observant. They have been nice and welcoming people.


Thoughts on Level 2 HMs?

He no know say Biggie go run dem like that. His first thoughts on meeting the Level 2 HMs, he had only met one of them prior to that. He was excited to meet them, although they met in a competitive space and he had to keep his head on. They are an energetic group and he would like to get to know them better and hopefully bond. He is in generally, excited about the Level 2 HMs


Winning chances?

He always backs himself, because he thinks he has more than just looks. He has substance and something to offer, particularly in competitive spaces. He works on his mentality, and is a generally optimistic person in such spaces. He would rate himself up to 70 or 80% chance. He is leaving the other 20 to the uncertainty of the game. He thinks he has a very good chance of winning or going far in the game.


Anything Else?

He has a bag that he has been expecting to come in, it contains some of his body are items. He hopes Biggie will help him get it into the house. He left it with his chaperone and since then, he has been waiting. That is it for now.


*Biggie says he looks good without them, he blushes and thanks Biggie*

Request will be considered

End of DS

PS: A bit boring, but still enjoyable. I don't know if that makes sense.

You are doing well so far... Just don't get bias to avoid trouble that will chase you into the forest..

Ride on Miss 5"3 ft tall social media hustler.