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Career / Re: How Can I Land A Full Funded Schorlaship Abroad? by akuji: 3:29pm On Jun 22, 2013
jonath0012: Hello my fellow nairaland users, I am a serv ing batch A corps member. I read physics education (CGPA: 4.14). My desire is to go for higher degrees in pure physics, but no money to actualise that. I believe there is a God's sent out there who will show me the way to actualising my dream. If you have any valuable things to offer me either in form of advice or otherwise, please do no hesitate to do so. Thanks

If you wish to study abroad, go to the university websites and check their funding section for the subject you are interested in. Check if you are eligible, and then apply within the deadline. Remember...foreign education is not like nigeria where money can buy anything. You have to stick to deadlines and meet the eligibility criterias. Good luck!

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Romance / Re: Guys in Yankee/Jand: Why Would You Bring A Girl From Naija back here? by akuji: 12:17pm On Jun 22, 2013
190:

if e like make e be your own 6 pence

that doesnt change the price of stock fish with ewedu in the market

black punny is inscribed into a Nigerian DNA

so home is home - sweet home tongue tongue

190...wetin be ur headache...you are essentially echoing what I said. I guess it's a shame our beautiful men have to travel out to the village to get "punny". cool
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Gf From Going Through My Phone. by akuji: 12:12pm On Jun 22, 2013
Exponental:
......such words from a female?
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@op, well, I will advice u stop checking her fone, let her av her privacy. When u stop dis ur habit, then u inculcate into her.

If you ask me na who I go ask? Lol...Op isn't happy so I'm trying to forget the sexes involved and think of a practical solution (as a man really, I guess). Obviously very disturbing as a woman but to be honest, if u guys want to carry on something, you will find ways to do it even though you are still likely to get caught out. Op...just re establish the mutual trust please as trust is the soul of every relationship. Thanks
Romance / Re: Guys in Yankee/Jand: Why Would You Bring A Girl From Naija back here? by akuji: 5:08am On Jun 21, 2013
190:

rotfl

but i think at times these girls back home are more easier to control
u know we african men always like to be landlords in our relationships
I get like 15 african ladies wen i keep down incase my 2 whiteys dissapoint but still
there is nothing like black babes

black punny is black punny cant be gotten anywhere else
its in our DNA we must always run back home for it embarassed embarassed

Wanting to be landlords is exactly the reason why our men are Shiittt scared of dating a sister in Jand or Yankee. They don't want a healthy challenge...they want someone they will be slapping from Sokoto to Jos at every given moment. Make una go village go pick a wife, I don't even feel sorry whenever I hear of the horror stories of the girls leaving them, or ringing the police for them and chasing them out of the house. They deserve everything they get. *my own 2 pence*

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Romance / Re: Advantages Of Beingsingle by akuji: 4:47am On Jun 21, 2013
And in your dedication to God...you'll be fasting and praying make God send you your soulmate! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Gf From Going Through My Phone. by akuji: 4:39am On Jun 21, 2013
una dey do competition nah and dey check each other s phones in tandem. If you ask me, you kinda deserve each other so don't ask us how to make her stop. If it bothers you that much, buy a second phone "runs phone" and do not inform her of that phone s existence.

P.s....if she is the woman of your dreams, you should have eyes for only her and vice versa!!! angry
NYSC / Re: NYSC - Foreign Trained Graduates Requirements by akuji: 9:19am On May 22, 2013
vincent09: already in abuja...i'll begin my registration tomorrow

Keep us updated Vincent...it will be good to know the process you go through! I take it you are joining batch C
Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 9:03am On May 11, 2013
Knowledge is power!!! grin

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Health / Re: See Wetin Excess Weave On And Brazilian Hair Dey Cause! by akuji: 2:28am On Apr 27, 2013
Even Miss Campbell with all her money no fit prevent am...bottomline is look after your own hair and give it a breather every now and again. Don't go bald all in the name of forming big chick.

Health / See Wetin Excess Weave On And Brazilian Hair Dey Cause! by akuji: 2:22am On Apr 27, 2013
Chai...I hope her hair grows back cos this shiiittt is crazyyy!!

Celebrities / Re: Meet Nigeria’s Top Musicians And Their Girlfriends by akuji: 2:44am On Apr 26, 2013
Should be titled "meet-nigeria-top-musicians-and their baby mamas"...

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Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 4:16pm On Apr 25, 2013
Prettychiz4real: This is where nutrition education comes in. We, Nutritionists keep telling people that your diet can make or mar your health. Like this kinda post. Noodles are made from refined Durum wheat whose germ and bran containing B-vitamins has been removed. The best thing is to supplement the noodles with protein sources and vegetables when cooking it and stop adding that monosodium glutamate in that little satchet.

I guess I understand what she s trying to say. Basically if you can't cut it out entirely then try to introduce other sources of nutrients to it whilst cooking n eating it. It is not to neutralise the poor nutrients quality of noodles but to enhance the nutrients u r getting in that meal and to bulk it out slightly. As you guys are aware, one packet of noodle can never satisfy a fully grown adult male or female. You always feel the need to cook at least 2 packs. And one pack alone contains a third (if not more) of your daily food intake. So if u need two or more packs then u r eating ur allowance for breakfast and lunch all in one go...so in order to bulk it out without the excess calorific intake...add protein and lots of vegetables. You ll feel fuller for longer (as I have experienced, u tend to become hungry after a few hours of eating noodles).

Oh and guys...please don't confuse indomie noodles and the like for let's say..stir fry noodles...cos those ones are actually much healthier. Heck the Chinese eat it a lot and how many times have you seen a fat Chinese person. And they usually live to be very old too. We are talking mainly "instant" noodles. smiley
Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 10:23am On Apr 23, 2013
4tunebest:

There is, but it ain't cheap. The one i make is three times the price of the ones available in the market, but then, the nutritional value surpasses the ones obtainable in the market.

Are you a pasta/noodle manufacturer? Good for you if you are though... Kindly give us your website so we can go and have a look at the healthy alternatives. grin
Fashion / Re: Seatbelt T-Shirt Designed To Fool Police & Road Safety Officials by akuji: 9:43pm On Apr 10, 2013
Abeyjide:

ur message make sense.it was last two weeks i realised d importance of sit belt.one of our neighbor hit an nocoming car and d person sitting besyd d man driving d oncoming car didnt use sit belt,d guys forehead was choped off by d windscreen.dont people realised is for d benefit of dose in d car.

OMG... Very gruesome. Chaii
Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 9:25pm On Apr 09, 2013
fluid26:

Hmmm...what about little children that take it to school like 2 to 4 times a week? As it is what their parents/guardians can afford.

If that's all they can afford then I guess they don't have a choice. Sometimes people drink garri 3 x a day because that s the only thing they can afford. Obviously continuing along those lines is bound to give one kwashiorkor. But if it can't be helped then it can't. I think maybe ppl with more food choices should vary their food whenever they can. Besides 2 out of 7 days ain't all bad. 4 days though with a kid eating indomie is a little worrying lol. It ll be healthier and more filling to give them agege bread and groundnut for school pack lunch lol. Oh well. Each to their own. :-)
Fashion / Re: Seatbelt T-Shirt Designed To Fool Police & Road Safety Officials by akuji: 11:53pm On Apr 08, 2013
Maybe when someone gets into an accident and flies out of the windscreen and lands in a bush somewhere or land for road middle and an oncoming trailer jam the person on top, that s when una go remember sey seatbelt dey important after all. It's is not our portion o

undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by akuji: 11:19pm On Apr 08, 2013
@ Skfa1

Na the first signs of madness be dis o. Lmao. lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by akuji: 11:12pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=Alora lord][/quote]

OP = Original Poster

undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tuface 6th Child With Pero Celebrates First Birthday (pictures) by akuji: 11:08pm On Apr 08, 2013
From the whole pregnancy timeline and age of the pikin... Tuface must have seeded Pero just before, whilst with or after rekindling it with Annie.

The woman get patience sha...na wah ooo... I hope any more babies should come from Annie from now on.

Bia come o... If tuface knows he cannot control himself or put something at the end of it whilst seeding these women, he should go and get a vasectomy joor. Which kinda of reputation is he building for himself sef. I don't see it doing Fela Kuti any favours. Shikena!!!
lipsrsealed

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Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 11:00pm On Apr 08, 2013
4tunebest: We should be more concerned about the deep-fat frying method used in noodle processing which makes it 'instant'. This poses a health risk of its own.

Ladies and gentlemen... As we can now see that instant noodles should really be placed in the "treats" section of foods along with chicken and chips, pizza, etc etc (you get the gist)...lol

The point is...it should be a once a week consumption if you must eat it. Not a daily 3 x a day kinda food. I do love the taste and quickness of them though. So addictive and yummy but truth be told...they are innocent looking sinners
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Food / Re: Instant Noodles: Not Exactly Healthy. by akuji: 4:05pm On Apr 08, 2013
fluid26: akuji, are you a nutritionist?

Haha...I'm not a nutritionist. I do love food though and hence very food aware.

You are right tho. You ain't gonna die instantly from eating instant noodles (no pun intended). It's the cumulated effect along with other risks our bodies are exposed. Our life expectancy in Nigeria is very low compared to some countries out there. I know there are other contributing factors such as robberies, kidnaps, Boko Haram...

But the fact remains that sometimes we do not note what we eat and you ll hear that someone suddenly slumped and died. The next thing you hear is people citing diabolical powers and juju.
But it MAY simply be as a result of all the shaqing and enjoyment wey we don enjoy finish wey come now dey pursue us.

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