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Smart smart

Does the windows and doors close automatically with the push of a button?

Water taps, gas cooker, fridge operated with the push of buttons?

Toilets flush, generator comes on with a button?

What exactly makes this house smart?

Is the church in a completely remote location?

If not, was there screaming? Why have no eye witnesses come forth?

Someone must have seen something since it happened before she was discovered by 7pm

Elsadam:
Shame on you for defending the corrupt

Keep quiet please.

You are innocent until a court says otherwise. And you need your lawyers to battle it out in court.

peakproty:
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Price : N2Billion.

Title : Governor consent

Size : 2,800sqm

Features : 10 Underground Tank, 45,000 Liter Each, 15 Pumps, 12 Petrol, 2 Diesel, 1 kerosine, 26 Nozzle

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Stay one place na

Lol what the focc is this animal saying?

Is an accused not supposed to defend himself?

politeme:
yes, there is one for 5500 still ok for one person

Sounds good.

What's the brand?

And where can I get it in lagos?

Of course there will be foolish nigerians asking foolish questions.

Mr Op, you have written a very wonderful piece. Let him who have sense reason. Let us keep enlightening the blind until their eyes open.

It's like you want them to take nairaland from your seun

Who told you italy never recorded over 500 cases in 24h?

**I am no doctor and my suggestions should be run through a qualified doctor.


Get Otrivin nasal drops but be warned, it is highly addictive.

Then you need to have your sinuses checked. I suspect you have sinusitis but get it checked, you may need surgery too.

Not talking causes brain damage?

Lol joker.

politeme:
it's still in the market but very expensive. between 22,000-27,000 naira

Any cheaper alternative?

rationalhuman:
Stop this crap,
They cant do without a reason, I lived in Khirki extension for 1 month and i had to relocate because our fellow man do every kind of dirty business over there to make "FAST MONEY" and i and few of my friends didnt wanted to associated with any of them.
Our fellow black peoples do Gang Wars in Delhi streets for Drug money etc, very common to see and then play Race Card. Such people are real enemy of us.

There is no source of this story and cant find any in any authentic Mian stream news papers. So cant arrive on conclusion ,Too much fake things float these days.

If

Stfu!

You mustn't always wash your torn underwear in public.

How many chinese and lebanese etc are doing illegal things in Nigeria, do you see anyone killing them?

I don't understand how someone will justify the killing of another whatsoever, most especially your countryman.

If he has committed a crime, hand him over to the police, simple!

That's how some foolish rep members will come and blame this one on Nigerians again.

It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

Shet!

How you go operate am if you no sabi drive manual?

But Nysc said we could travel na

samuel1986:
Good evening my good people.
Please I really need your contributions.
I have been suffering from pile (haemorrhoids)r over 4 years now and I don't want to go for
Operation. Please I need your positive contributions towards this.

Mix aloe vera and ori/okuma. Should clear up in a few days.

Then research on the various causes amd avoid them.

Saintinoo:
Nigeria is such a confused country, do these corp members have personal cars to travel with?
They will stillhave to use those public transport.

Lol as in ehnnn

Tadeknkeepcalm:
There are different types of social media platforms designed for different purposes. We have dating sites like tinder. We have career platforms like LinkedIn. We have platforms that are designed to link you with family and those designed to link you with strangers.
Nairaland is a forum. All you said doesn't fit a forum

Have you seen reddit?
Quora?

Of which owners of aforementioned forums are $ billionaires.

Shun mediocrity.

SocialJustice:
Old man that will soon die engaging in unnecessary rascality.

Funny thing is that his son is not even interested In all these lands he has been forcefully occupying.

If he dies and there's no other person to push, everyone will takr their lands back.

The man has built on and sold off lands belonging to Abagana and if anyone rises up, he uses money to rubbish them.

Now, he has started demolishing people's houses in Abba, houses that have been standing since time immemorial; how then did those lands suddenly become his!??

Nobody ever said you were igbo.

It's like you're bored.

HeavenlyBang:
Curves.
G Wagon.

Choose one.

They are musings bro, relax.

Regardless, look up the schematics, the box shape didn't come out of thin air, angle and cirles were manipulated, I can't remember the exact math jargon for it.

Ah

It was a cool day years ago in Unilag, it had rained that morning so everywhere was calm; and later that evening, students in twos were about enjoying the cool weather while strolling.

I, being a renegade, was strolling with a fellow renegade, enjoying a chilled bottle of origin bitters and listening to each others musings.

That moment, we heard a low and heavy purr, almost like something heavy was angry and making it known, I thought it was a semi truck-why would a semi truck be behind me without even horning to alert me.

Then it went past me.

The most beautiful box head, the sexiest eyes and sweet geometric curves. God I wanted to have her there and then, I had to have her.

Till today, owning a G-wagon has been my dream. Even from afar, you know a gelandwagen is around just from the sound and vibrations you feel.

The railway system in africa is trash!

Richie77:
When you are ready to travel, you will travel .

I have super sensitive materials and I can't risk doing that 2 day journey with them.

If na only me, I for don rugged am.

Bembellaa:
lol... Keep deceiving yourself

Nyamiri will never rule this country... Stop screaming south as if Yorubas send una...

We will massively vote for a Yoruba man

Igbos will never smell anything presidency

Just focuse more on your Biafra

Stop screaming south...

We have east and west

And we will support the west or even sooth south

Lmao!

What is this?

Bembellaa:
..

See food for your almajiris.

Do the needful, feed your foot soldiers.

Bembellaa:
keep deceiving yourself while we keep dominating and rulling you...

Those Almajiris are your future public officers as I said...

You're talking about ladies... Let me drip with some Arewa babes

The only reason why your deranged father is president is solely because of the economy of numbers.

Northerners breed like rats.

It's only logical cos the man with the most beggars on the street is the man with the most 5 nairas.

The almajiris are not my future public officers, on the contrary, the south will rule and power will remain in the south. It has already begun. Just watch.

And please stop uploading pictures of these deformities you call babes.

Female genetic aberrations who have been conditioned to enjoy sexual abuse and psychological repression.

Bembellaa:
enjoy

You upload pictures of half breed sex slaves for what purpose?

Spy360:
We had the chance to correct this nonsense but Jonathan was busy whoring with Fulanis.

Your excellency, thunder fire you sir.

Spot on.

GEJ was bedding and whoring with jihadists and expecting love in return.

Samson was a classic case.

Development is and will never be the fulani lifestyle. They prefer the bush, it has been bred in them, it is them.

Schools that Gej would have built down south and by now, we'll graduating first set of scholars, he went to waste money building up there.

Bembellaa:
lol I feel your pains
These are the Almajiris

Your strongest weapon of propaganda

They are now being taking care of by their various state Governor!

These Almajiris are your future public officers that will one day make decisions on your behalf

Lmao!

Dress a bunch of children in cut and sew and think you have made changes.

See ehn, don't be angry, it's in your legacy to be poor, it's just what is in your blood. A tiger cannot change it's stripes.

The pictures you have put up don't make any difference because it doesn't put ten ten naira in their begging plates.

I see no girl child in those pictures, have they already been married off?

When the North starts making concrete plans to better themselves, we down south will know and approve.

Wealth wealth wealth but your children are patroling the streets with bowls, running down south to better their lives, jihadists and hungry.

For every 365 days of a year, there's a southerner whose wealth is celebrated.

One family dropped photo album and you think you have made it? Lol pathetic.

Feed your children and get them off the streets first, then we can address what y'all northerners think you can bring to the table.