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Forum Games / Re: Describe The Person Above You In Two Words. by akwaowoudo(m): 8:57am On Dec 04, 2010
An ill-got.
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Man To Depend On A Lady For His Financial Needs? by akwaowoudo(m): 8:46am On Dec 04, 2010
Though some ladies money do contain "oil" as an ingredient; i can never depend on a lady's money _it might make a u-turn as her love fades away.
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Man To Depend On A Lady For His Financial Needs? by akwaowoudo(m): 8:42am On Dec 04, 2010
Though some ladies money do contain "oil" as an ingredient; i can never depend on a lady's money _it might make a u-turn as her love fades away.
Crime / Re: A Nigerian Student Shot And Killed In Us by akwaowoudo(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2010
He's gone! My greatest sympathy to the parents, siblings & peers. May his soul lay peacefully. Adieu Comrade!
Romance / Re: She Threatend To Leave Me Cos I Refuse To Wash Her Undies by akwaowoudo(m): 5:26am On Nov 08, 2010
Wash what? _latex from rubber tree. Never!
I know that a male organ works in dampy- microbial- area; i eat with my hands. I can't . . ., let her go!
Romance / Re: She Threatend To Leave Me Cos I Refuse To Wash Her Undies by akwaowoudo(m): 5:25am On Nov 08, 2010
Wash what? _latex from rubber tree. Never!
I know that a male organ works in dampy- microbial- area; i eat with my hands. I can't . . ., let her go!
Family / Re: Is Marriage Really Based On Love Or Understanding? by akwaowoudo(m): 7:17am On Nov 01, 2010
Marriage isn't compulsory; if the love and understanding (if at all existed) for your partner fails, go back home!
Comparing the two _understanding and love; understanding conquers all.
Celebrities / Re: Soft-spoken 18-year-old American Wins Miss World by akwaowoudo(m): 6:55am On Nov 01, 2010
I wish her a successful reign.
Politics / Re: Zoning: Nigeria May Plunge Into Problems - Ibb by akwaowoudo(m): 4:47am On Oct 31, 2010
@ IBB, Dokpesi & supporters.
What has Nigerians been into since August 27th, 1985? We are reaping the fruits from the seeds of evil, ills sown by the offspring of the devil _IBB.
Romance / Re: Do You Still Want To Be In Love? by akwaowoudo(m): 4:35am On Oct 31, 2010
@ Inked_Nerd
I want to be your moon when your sun is gone.
Education / Re: Sharia: VC Bans Hugging Of Female Students by akwaowoudo(m): 4:25am On Oct 31, 2010
Extraneous! _the VC would eventually end up like undistinguished Sen. Yerimah.
Education / Re: Sharia: VC Bans Hugging Of Female Students by akwaowoudo(m): 4:24am On Oct 31, 2010
Extraneous! _the VC would eventually end up like undistinguished Sen. Yerimah.
Education / Re: I Pay My American Lecturers One Million Dollars Per Month — Atiku by akwaowoudo(m): 4:08am On Oct 31, 2010
He is regurgitating; please give him a toothpick.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Must Hand Over In 2015. He Cannot Be Sworn In Thrice by akwaowoudo(m): 4:00am On Oct 31, 2010
What makes politics politics? The pregnancy it carries! One can't say exactly what gender of specie it would deliver _ only time!
Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by akwaowoudo(m): 11:40am On Oct 28, 2010
@ Missy B
Oh! -yes, ride on. You are a jewel of inestimable value. IF any dare intrude, abeg no food for . . . .
Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by akwaowoudo(m): 11:37am On Oct 28, 2010
@ Missy B
Oh! -yes, ride on. You are a jewel of inestimable value. IF any dare intrude, abeg no food for . . . .
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Weak -buhari ! by akwaowoudo(m): 3:54am On Oct 28, 2010
Gayigaskia:

. . . since GEJ himself has found himself surrounded with Niger Deltans who used to be Northerners arss lickers. ie: Edwin Clarck . Jonathan needs to thank the northerners who made him who he is today, cause they the ones who made him governor and vice president.
Waoh! You mean the not-even-one millitary ruler from the north that could speak good english and or the northerners mending shoes at my place? Or the northern sugar cane hawkers found everywhere in N'delta and or the northern herdsmen found in the south? Which?
Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by akwaowoudo(m): 1:54am On Oct 28, 2010
dayokanu:

I dey try figure out how those oranges could fit into that red and pink wrapper
I thought you had a good brain; poor you!

@ Missy B
What's the secret of your everyday beauty? Is it the nairaland kitchen? I adore your beauty.
Fashion / Re: What Is Wrong With Saggy Pants? by akwaowoudo(m): 1:35am On Oct 28, 2010
guddsid:
However pulling your trousers up to your stomach like the "good family man" or like the "deeper life brothers ' is just silly and shouldn't be done except if you are good ol' steve urkel grin


Are the "deeper life brothers" that silly? I'm not their brother but i advise that there should exist mutual tolerance for one's denomination and or religion.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Weak -buhari ! by akwaowoudo(m): 1:10am On Oct 28, 2010
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You have all spoken (written?or posted?) well.

you guys seems to be in touch with the reality that can help save and shape this country for the better.

genuine progress has eluded Nigeria because of our collective inability to face reality where it matters most.

we feel threatened by reality so we make every excuses, in most cases starting with accusations (and outright attack) of perceived opponents (enemies), whipping up sentiments on simple issues to garner sectional or tribal sympathy(ies), crying wolf where there is none, covering a clear atmosphere with dust of selfish sentiments; masking the main issues and finally loosing track of the real situation that need to be corrected - thereby making bad situations worse, just to keep our kin in (or on ?) power.

what is the result? all of us are paying for it.

backlog of unsolved issues, more confusion, weak leadership, weak followership, sycophancy, weak institutions, manipulations, corruption, laziness, buck passing, retrogression, illiteracy, unemployable graduates, unemployment, poverty, hunger, begging, thuggery, area boys (also area fathers, papas, babas, and mamas) unpatriotism, lying, accusations and counter accusations, militancy, rigging, ballot snatching, religious crises, ethnic crises, stealing in churches and mosques, robbery, bribery, bombing, kidnapping, molestation of innocent citizens, brutality, killing, self-pity, cheating, injustice, poor renumerations, strikes, death traps in place of roads, diseases, religion without spiritualism, unrighteousness, unfaithfulness etc, etc, ,  (excuse my use of verb tenses here).


The earlier we turn to reality, face it, do the do ables, accept our weaknesses and work on them, the better for us collectively; otherwise we would just wake up one day (if we are lucky -or unlucky- to be among the living) and Nigeria, the country we have built on falsehood, deceit and fabrications will be no more; it has been overtaken by reality. Then it will be too late to turn back the hand of time.

Remember, deceit can only make flowers but can not bear fruits! you blind supporters of gej (and others) please be warned.
Don't make use of my identity to garnish your ill-intent drive. Most of the qualities you've rendered aren't that of Jonathan but that of past leaders mostly from northern extraction. I make bold and say that the major problem with Jonathan is that he is scared of some self-assumed sacred cows. Thus, he is afraid of those behind the mask and as such renders him ineffective. Instead of messing around, i opine he goes on leave and use the period for leadership orientation. My words!
Politics / Re: 2010 World Corruption Ranking-nigeria Is 134th by akwaowoudo(m): 12:44am On Oct 28, 2010
Error! Certainly higher than the rating.
Health / Re: Nigerian Donates Eyes For Blindness Surgery by akwaowoudo(m): 5:15am On Oct 26, 2010
Human corpse, good source of raw material. Well utilized!
Health / Re: Nigerian Donates Eyes For Blindness Surgery by akwaowoudo(m): 5:13am On Oct 26, 2010
Human corpse, good source of raw material. Well utilized!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Weak -buhari ! by akwaowoudo(m): 5:02am On Oct 26, 2010
@ leadership qualities, Buhari is right _ Jonathan is weak!
Fashion / Re: What Is Wrong With Saggy Pants? by akwaowoudo(m): 4:52am On Oct 26, 2010
Bait may act as food and as trap _choice is yours!

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