Mr Cork#:

K leg babes are more sweeter to Nyansh actualy

Mrs, Eve:

fiber
The intelligence of a sow.

enitan2002:

so whats your stress?

chaircover:

. . . . . . but you all cant live without us

alaper:

Enjoy this, in the same lighter mood
Dear All,

Before reading the followings,promise not to be bias especially all the female ones on my correspondence.I found the whole thing to be the truth and nothing but the truth.You cannot discountenance the result of months of painstakingly conducted reserach just like that.All the males on this forum should please pray for me o.I surely will get some bashing from the females.What a merry xmas.


MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.


Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.


After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1, Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Nsiman:

Mbufo eyom ndi nàm thread emi edi eke yoruba, uneghe, mé sanu? Sem ke iko mbakara!

forgetInot:

It is because from time men were hunters and women were gatherers of food. The act of gathering has still followed women till today. That why when they pack a bag, they throw loads of stuff in it whether it is needed or not.

enitan2002:

what about ladies that are both bow-kay legged

Ladyrsky46:

Dodo
Wowo

Ladyrsky46:

Dodo
Wowo

Ladyrsky46:

Wood
Waka