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Atiku2019:
"Food Increase" Nigerian youths might just Grumble.... But Data increment will lead to a lovely Youths Revolution.



Its Atiku 2019

Shameless cretin. Lolz. Re your attached meme, Jonathan was synonymous with rotten English, "my people, hope you have seen the change you seek"! How can you reoort present tense and past tense in one sentence? The 'seek' there should've been replaced with 'sought'

SycophanticGoat:
God bless you my brother!

When my fellow South Easterners were massacred for protesting without arms, no one protested it from another section of the country and some people even cheered the army on, asking them to wipe out the IPOBs.

When Shi'ites were massacred I'm cold blood, Nigerians from other sections of the country never protested, rather some demonic elements still supported them Army and police.

Fuel increase,
FIRS, NNPC, CBN, FRSC, NPF, Immigration, Customs, etc, all recruited secretly,
And so many other ills brought about by this demonic government yet no one protested. They now want to protest because of data price increase? May it never be well with me if I ever take to the streets to protest data increase. Of course I'll be affected but how would supposed human beings make Internet their priority when in fact most people in nigeria that patronize the Internet use it for chatting and many irrelevant things.

I disagree with you re "irrelevant things". Did you read the part where it was noted that most Nigerians use the Internet to maintain sanity as a result of unemployment due to either job loss or inability to acquire one? People really need the Internet for all sorts, job seekers, project-writing students, seminars, recipes for homes and restaurants, hotels and flights bookings..... The list is endless. Now tell me these and the many more are irrelevant?

Atiku2019:
Good Morning How's your Night Bro?

Imagine, after all the lashing you came up with this, 'good morning, how's your night'?!
How could you be asking how his night is when it's morning!!! You just proven you are indeed a Shameless cretin canvassing for another even more Shameless cretin called atiku!

jiorhemen:
Lol

Hehehehe, nairalanders funny no be small. Someone made a comment and got 40 likes but another here just 'lol'(ed) the comment and got 43 likes, Mehn, I don't garrit!

Keneking:
Ok, but Osinbajo has done very well

Kalu's ambition is to become President not Vice-President from time immemorial.

We need to consider the options carefully...because Osinbajo is a Redeemer...which is another plus.

We read that Kalu's mom is I dont know how that would epp

Scenarios 2019:

A: PMB (North) + Osinbajo (VP - SW) + Okorocha (Senate President - SE)
B: PMB (North) + Kalu (VP - SE) + Adam Smith **Non - Tinubu boy (Senate President - SW)
C: El Rufai (North) + Kalu (VP - SE) + Adam Smith **Non - Tinubu boy (Senate President - SW)
D. PMB (North) + Okorocha (VP - SE) + Atiku's preferred candidate (Senate President - SW)
E. PMB (North) + Oshiomole (VP - SS) + Okorocha (Senate President - SE)

I prefer Option A...where is lalasticlala sef

I was looking for the last statement, otherwise your post wouldn't have been complete. All that political permutations was just buying time trying to fool me and those who know why you comment. You must be Lala's remote controller!

okosodo:
The money was stolen coming from the wife of a former customs officer. But if this amount was found near patience jonathans domain, the nation newspapers will take it as contract to be the judge and the jury. What a useless country

Is this stewpidity or a case of I didn't read but I commented? Where was money stollen here? Pls go back and read the story for the first time then edit this rubbish post. Thank me later. Same goes for all you Wailers posting nonsense. The fraudsters were accused of selling a company building purported to be worth 918millions, bear in mind the crime was committed in 2002 so that amount which also includes her shares in the company is assumed with interest 14 years after! Make una de read ooh, it doesn't hurt.

Bolustic:
[size=20pt]You claim you caught APC's Chieftain but you are providing Mimiko's picture.[/size]

Mimiko is the new APC chieftain with the ballot papers from the 15 Ghana must go bags after they were emptied into the ballot boxes as shown. This piece of shiiit news was to make Wailers go gaga, and they did!

Bossforeva:
Provide the National Moi-Moi, Divide the National Cake though i'll take the lion share and then share the rest equally to the masses. I'll make sure i dn't forget anything at Aso Rock, just as Buhari forgot and now wants to go back to reclaim.

Cockroach brains everywhere! Talk about forgetting something @ Aso Rock, buhari did not wake up that fateful morning sometime in August, I think 27th, of '85 in readiness to prepare a handover note to the 'evil genius', rather he left unceremoniously and in handcuffs so there's every tendency he 'forgot' his life there! Wailers sef :-

Take over the treasury of all religious institutions and pay workers there salaries.

I stopped reading when I got to "that night she kicked him out of the house....". I knew this wasn't a story made in Nigeria for Nigerians, so what's my business?
Again, the writer isn't seasoned, else how do you start a story from telling your mum you no longer wanted to be at home to your mum crying bitterly and kicking your dad outta the house? So the reason for their divorce was cus you were tired of being at home? Nansense!

rawpadgin:
it depends on the charger

just bought a charger head for my gionee m5 mini for 3k

Omo, this one fast pass the original charger that came with the phone

OK but make we no hear another story ooh, like say e come damage your phone's battery or something.

drizslim:
Thanks for the Info

meanwhile Is your girl friend light in complexion? Plumpy with brown eyes, average height & lives in Lagos? She just entered a black Lexus jeep at Lekki Round About . Thank me later

Yeah that's my car! I sent my driver to pick her up, thanks for the amebo.

Kobicove:
Yeah, right

Since how many months ago?

Under torture an innocent person will admit to a crime he did not commit

Why say this, do you know if basket mouth has already identified then before their so called torture for confession?

ever811:
I beg not all things should be on social media.. I was eating pepper soup when I click this image now can't continue my meal...quick recovery for the victim...mtchewwww for the op..

You were eating pepper soup then you clicked on a topic like this to see what exactly, sausage rolls in hotdog loaves?! Peeps and their unnecessary forming.

Jalubarika:
DMX Said and I quote;
Containers don't kill people, People kill People.
This is more than Graphic, the pain of seeing one's legs trapped while alive
Funny enough, that lady would be in that state for some minutes before she gets help.
At times, I think there's no difference between Nigeria and Forest where wild animals kill at will.
No one is safe in my dear country
I pray she survives this. Amen

See hypocrite. I'm sure if you were there live you wouldn't lift a finger to give that spur-of-the-moment assistance, rather you'll be standing there with your head riddled with thoughts of what rubbish to write on Nairaland to blame and call your country names! #changebeginswithyou!

TINALETC3:
Young lady, obey dia law

Bros, if you check very well, no be love charm but burantashi charm Lolz!

SBG04:
Stupid thread, stupid OP, irresponsible super mod that put this on front page. Just irresponsible. Day by day they're reducing d credibility of this site.

Pls why do you say this, do you have better information regarding the matter or are you just pained by the news and you dunno who to take it out on? Why not try the national assembly since Charlie boy and his group of vagabonds have gone home?

jaymichael:
Personally I found out that the more data I have, the more I waste both the data and my time for "irrelevant" things. The nature of my work requires constant but not heavy internet data.

"constant but not heavy Internet data", just how light is that which you feel won't affect you? Pls think properly. Already a lot is wrong with their billing system. I use airtel, usually their 1.5gb on 1k used to see me through 3wks. I thought I could increase the time using the same data allocation by reducing Internet dealings, couldn't even update some of my apps, but I noticed it now barely lasts for two weeks! I've been suspecting fowl play, now this. We are in trouble.

stiles009:
this company sound more like a sham. how can u purport to preserve a dying body without first perfecting the act of unfreezing the said body.

No issues there, first things first. If they could think of the science of freezing, they could also bring up the science of de freezing, just a matter of time.

Muafrika2:
The idea of creating a clone and transferring the brain to it sounds like an idea I would try.

Quoted all that just to say shit, What's wrong with meeting Jesus?!

Atiku2019:
Lady in the 4th pix too much exposure

That's cuz she's searching for a sizeable cucumber

LePrezident:
Nigeria is one funny place ehn? It is only in Nigeria that armed robbers would give notice of attack and funny enough folks will begin to panic. This cannot happen anywhere else in the world, because the rational thing that would happen is that these 'so called robbers' would be met with the full force of a community vigilante. But in naija, people will begin to be despondent and throw their arms in the air. I just dongerrit... smh for y'all.

Your post makes some sense but in a situation where some of your community vigilante members are also members of the strike force, ala armed robbers, how do you deal with that as every plan, knowledge of your strength and other classified info will be passed to the armed robbers? The enemy is always within. It's prolly best to hire foreign security.

derespect:
Arrant nonsense in a country that has a democratically elected President

Meanwhile, check my signature and you will be glad u made a good choice

Hahaha, you keep saying "check my signature" but you got no signature showing here. You prolly doing something against Sean's rules so he hid your signature. Who da hell's gon click your moniker to check your siggy? You on a long thing pal!

makdcash:
Rubbish!

Absolute rubbish! I just hope no human attended as guest cus dat will be so demeaning. How could humans be invited to a party meant for a dog? She should have invited other dogs to be in attendance and not humans unless she equates the invites, all invites not just those who honored the invitation, to dogs. What an insult on her part and what level ignorance on the part of those who attended?!

kcmichael:
Yes I am addressing u as p!ural because una plenty for nl,so convey the message to them.

Thought you addressed him in the plural cus of he and his likes or those that liked his clueless comment! Imagine the waiver calling others names? Wailers no get sense.

I go with the house, drop prices here.

FSBoperator:
Buhari El Rufai and Buruntai will hang for this crime against humanity

Who don hang before? I hope you saw the weapons the shiites carried with them while on religious March? The weapons I suppose are part of religious rites? Not only burantai, buhari and El will hang for this but the entire country! Kiss my a** bro.

agohmamuda:
The only problem i have with this post is that the OP just had to involve God in this post. I wouldnt knw his reasons but i think he wants to present himself as a Holy Person.

And why do you say this pls, what makes you believe he's not holy? The fact he came here to cry means he has a conscience, else can you tell me which woman God created and hung a particular man's name tag on her, contrary to what your pastor makes you believe?

Handsomecutepie:
Frankly speaking, you are nothing but a devil. There are millions of girls out there who are ready to be your girlfriend but you choose to fall in love with your friend girlfriend... What goes around comes around. She becomes your wife and one day, she sees a friend of yours and fall in love with him, then you ll understand the pain you are about to put your friend through.

The painful part of this is the fact that he gave you her number with trust. You are idiot and evil.

You r not a Christian. A girlfriend of your friend becomes an abomination for you right from the moment he introduced her to you; that's how a real G or guy deal with their friends.

Honestly I think you need to set your priorities right. Who's at blame here, the girl or the friend? If women have no brains as largely speculated then they need to be chained in ze oza room! apologies to my guy bubu. Except if she made her choice as another school would consider, then all should move on, there should be no aggrieved party as no relationship had been previously established. I stand to be corrected.

Can you post your chat convos here? She accepted you with your low grade English while busting her main guy, I'm sure hers is worst! The chat will be quite a comic relief.

Hmm, no details, no source, what do I comment?

Yes fayoshit, the amnesty International and the ICC will oblige your request but not before you open your record of expenditures to the bail out funds for all to see. Whatever is good for the goose be also applied for the gander.