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Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua: Hillary Clinton Will Win Narrowly by AlanSugar(m): 10:34pm On Nov 06, 2016
Phi001:
Is America a white or black country? In case you don't know, a lot of whites are racist.
If they raise shoulder for you there, vex, come back to Nigeria, join in improving Nigeria and raise shoulder for them here finish!
Very good reasoning, thanks. See them forming like dem no get their own land or country to develop, always running to ready-made. Nansense!
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua: Hillary Clinton Will Win Narrowly by AlanSugar(m): 10:26pm On Nov 06, 2016
Seun:
Exactly, and here it is: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

(Hillary Clinton has a 65% chance of winning, so we know that "a woman" is likely to win. She's expected to win 48.4% of the popular vote, to Trump's 45.5%, which would be very narrow. The expected electoral vote gap is also quite narrow at 291 for Clinton to 245 for Trump. Also, of course Hillary Clinton will have trouble passing bills in a republican congress, and due to her troubles with the FBI they will try to indict her)
Una de mind the clown, that's how he predicted Jonathan to win the 2015 polls.
Christianity EtcRe: "If you Attend Winners Chapel & You Are Poor"-See What This Girl Said by AlanSugar(m): 5:05pm On Nov 06, 2016
thisisolamii:
I laff @ ur comment. Sir, aw many souls have u brought to christ? I bet u avnt won a quater of what he has won this mnth all ur life (so sori 4 dat statement if it sounds insultive)
At this rate he's won none I'm afraid. I don't count hopeless gullibles like you a soul-winning success. Remember we talking about a high craze for money here and what did Jesus say about money when one of his disciples asked what to do with the coin that had ceazer's (sic) face on it? Give to ceazer (sic) what belongs to ceazer! Come back here and tell me our NIgerian naira has God's face on it.
Christianity EtcRe: "If you Attend Winners Chapel & You Are Poor"-See What This Girl Said by AlanSugar(m): 2:45pm On Nov 06, 2016
phranq:
d girl was just but making fun of d Oyedepo n Convenant sch fees stuff n u all r here kiiling ova it!!!! dis is d first time Nairalanders r getting smth sooooooooo wrong!!!! plz read d girl's post again.
Hahaha, this means oyedescam should be tied and shot. He has succeeded in making enemies who now hate him more than ever rather than winning souls for God. The wages of sin is death, oyedepo has committed!
Christianity EtcRe: "If you Attend Winners Chapel & You Are Poor"-See What This Girl Said by AlanSugar(m): 2:32pm On Nov 06, 2016
Hmm, am I the only one seeing sarcasm in these notes? I could have sworn the tweeter handler is vexing for oyedescam's son! I could be wrong.
RomanceRe: Will You Go Back To An Ex That Slept With Your Friend? by AlanSugar(m): 10:55pm On Nov 05, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267] I actually did..I was commenting from the perspective of a male..

like an answer to the "topic" itself not the content.. u dig me?[/color]
Carry on, nutting do jhu Bro! Lol!
RomanceRe: Will You Go Back To An Ex That Slept With Your Friend? by AlanSugar(m): 10:49pm On Nov 05, 2016
dollyjoy:
Is it about youhuh
Of course its about her! She came here lying her freaking mouth on an imaginary friend. Fear babes, lying fuctards!
RomanceRe: Will You Go Back To An Ex That Slept With Your Friend? by AlanSugar(m): 10:42pm On Nov 05, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267]NO..a big fat one!

*modified*

on second thought I just might and make sure that I yansh her for say 5 months then leave her..fair yes? angry [/color]
Hahaha, see them, the "I comment but I no read" crew!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ejembi Eko And Amina Augie As Supreme Court justices by AlanSugar(m): 9:55am On Nov 05, 2016
2n2k:
@OP, what is this senseless news you copied about? These two people were nominated since July 21 and their nominations sent to Senate for approval. On October 18, Senate voted for their confirmation. Why is it being reported as if they are newly appointed? The only news here is that the CJN will swear them in on Monday. See the previous threads on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3241122/buhari-nominates-eko-augie-supreme

https://www.nairaland.com/3414911/senate-confirms-ejembi-eko-amina
Sometimes we need to actually blame the mods who think their only approved responsibility is to ban members. If the proper heading or caption had been used as moderated, a lot of comments would have been precise. Most members are primarily on a race to front page, their hatred for buhari and the government is only secondary!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ejembi Eko And Amina Augie As Supreme Court justices by AlanSugar(m): 9:53am On Nov 05, 2016
JingoOAU:
What a pathetic fellow you are....take your time to read the post again...NJC recommended the two judges to Buhari and not that Buhari appointed them
Sometimes we need to actually blame the mods who think their only approved responsibility is to ban members. If the proper heading or caption had been used as moderated, a lot of comments would have been precise. Most members are primarily on a race to front page, their hatred for buhari and the government is only secondary!
EducationRe: Boy Selling Yam And Studying His Book (Photo) by AlanSugar(m): 7:42am On Nov 05, 2016
Believe that onyinye Nicholas endeley or whatever that fraud of a wailer calls himself at your peril. I know him on facebook, always posting super fake lies! Not that the boy isn't reading but how does a little boy reading a pamphlet he picked by the road side while waiting for a customer to show up become studying hard? How can he claim he doesn't know where the picture was taken but he has it and can't say where he got it from? What's the rubbish about a philanthropist offering to sponsor the boy to PHD level, is that even possible? Anybody aspiring to get to a doctorate level is financially free after the masters level yet Nicholas with his silly gists wants us to believe this little boy will get sponsored to professorship! Fear wailers!
CrimeRe: GEJ Told Metuh How To Share N400m –witness by AlanSugar(m): 7:38am On Nov 04, 2016
Good morning wailers!
RomanceRe: "I Gave Him All My Heart And He Did This To Me" -Heartbroken Lady Laments. PICS by AlanSugar(m): 11:02pm On Nov 03, 2016
Siberia101:
Nawa her looks is so dirty I'm sorry to say
Hahahaha, you men you are sorry to tell the truth?
CrimeRe: Machine Thieves Caught In Imo, Stripped & Beaten To Coma - Graphic PICS by AlanSugar(m): 10:27pm On Nov 03, 2016
freesinzu:
Thank god police intervened, otherwise topic for read ..............
Hmm, truly speed kills. Pls come back and modify the shiieet. It doesn't hurt to read.
PhonesRe: Is Airtel's 400 % Instant Bonus On Recharge A Scam? by AlanSugar(op): 8:46am On Nov 01, 2016
Most annoying part is they tag it as "talk more account" while the real truth is you actually talk less! What manner of scam could be more than this?
PoliticsRe: Dasuki To Call On Former President Jonathan As Witness by AlanSugar(m): 1:09pm On Oct 31, 2016
I hope he get arrested as he steps into into or out of the court room.. .*spits and runs out of thread before ipob youuts use my head for missile!
PhonesIs Airtel's 400 % Instant Bonus On Recharge A Scam? by AlanSugar(op): 12:54pm On Oct 31, 2016
Is airtel's 400% bonus on recharge a scam? Pls house, I need your inputs on this.
I had picked up my phone to check my credit balance and to see if I needed a top up. After dealing *123#, send, I saw my balance and an attached note asking me to load 200 naira or more, do *126*1*pin# and get 400% instant bonus, dazzit, no further details!
I knew something was not right but I decided to take part in the offered game. So here are we go. I purchased a 200 naira airtel recard, keyed in the code as demanded, send, bingo! On check, my initial balance remained the same, but a note  to say my promo bal was now 800 naira and that i could makes calls to any network with this phantom amount for two days only, meaning, use it or not, it's gone after two days!
My mind began to race, why would airtel offer me 800 naira to make calls for two days against my 200naira recard? The answer isn't far fetched! I drew my calculator close by and what I found would amuse you! I placed the first call to an onnet line, spoke for only 45 secs and cut the line. I then checked my balance, 780.20! This means for 45secs, I got charged 19.80 naira. By doing 1980k divided by 45secs means I got charged 44kps (kobo per second).
On my normal plan tariff, I get charged 11kps. Comparing these two charges now and converting to charges in npm (naira per min), the promo billing is pegged @ 26.4 naira if you do 44* 60 divided by 100! While the normal billing on tarrif is @ 6.6 naira.
On further calculation to check the total obtainable call times for each of the billings, I found out that for the promo, 800 naira divided by 26.4 npm leaves me with a total call time of 30.30 mins. Checking for the call time I'd get if I had remained with my 200 recard loading, gave me 200 naira divided by 6.6npm, which comes to 30.30mins, Odiegwu!
Who loses, who gains? Your guess is as good as mine, airtel wins, airtel gains because it means they force their customers who sub the promo code to expend their hard earned cash within two days and the cycle continues!
So would you consider this to be a scam cus for someone like me, my 200 naira top up would remain on my account for ten days and running, who I de call sef?
Your reactions are needed pls.
CrimeRe: Pls Help: My Father Just Lost Over 700k! by AlanSugar(m): 6:29pm On Oct 30, 2016
VickyRotex:
OMG! Sorry about that.

I get all these bank emails almost everyday, especially from Diamond Bank. And I dont even bank with them.

Anytime I do, I screen grab it and send it to my Family telling them to ignore such emails.

These scammers are just so wicked. How can you say you want to reap, where you did not sow?

Olorun ama fi iya je won o.
Yet they have been reaping where they didn't sow! It's all about awareness. It shall be well.
CrimeRe: Pls Help: My Father Just Lost Over 700k! by AlanSugar(m): 6:27pm On Oct 30, 2016
DLondonboiy:
Wow..For this buhari period? angry

So much crime these days..

Fraudsters everywhere....

Hunger everywhere...

Tis all part of the change sha
Honestly when you people talk like this I just wonder what happened to most of you? Can you tell me exactly when cyber crime, armed robbery, other scamming, petty thefts etc etc took a nap in this country in particular and Africa in general? What exactly does it have to do with Buhari? If you check very well, robberies and scamming were more prevalent in the immediate past regime. Get sense mbok!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would A Loving GOD Not Kill Satan From The Beginning And Let Live In Peace? by AlanSugar(m): 6:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
mem88:
smiley Same question goes back to uuuu too. Why didn't God kill u the moment u committed sin, y didn't he send u to hell, why is he giving u million chances upon chances?
Answer: Our God is a patient God. learn to be patient as well cause it pays a lot. At the end he knows he will win!!! this isn't the right time to deal with satan. When the time comes, u will be shock to see that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. byeeeeeeeeeeee!gringringrin
Is he now Satan, else why are you equating him with satan? The question borders on Satan and why God didn't neutralise him for the sake of peaceful coexistence between you, me and the op? Pls pay attention to details.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would A Loving GOD Not Kill Satan From The Beginning And Let Live In Peace? by AlanSugar(m): 6:02pm On Oct 30, 2016
Built2last:
Satan can't die because he is a disembodied spirit. Spirits don't die.

You can only bound them or cast them out sometimes into the abyss.

Christ did not kill any demon when he was on earth. He was casting out.
Are you sure about this, cus somewhere in the holy book, Christ did cast a certain demon from a certain person, into a certain herd of swine and the certain herd of swine did run into a certain river and all got perished in the river. So tell me, did the demon not perish with the herd of swine?!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would A Loving GOD Not Kill Satan From The Beginning And Let Live In Peace? by AlanSugar(m): 5:48pm On Oct 30, 2016
lastbaff:
Bro, the simple answer to the first and second question is that God wants to test mankind.

For the third question.... The test will be worthless if those who obey God aren't rewarded and those who disobey aren't punished.

A good government loves and protects its citizens and provide their essential needs. Yet, it builds prison to be used by the same citizens. Why do you think it does that?
I believe you don't understand that third question which is dicey and quite strong! The op asked why God went ahead to build hell when he specifically preaches forgiveness? Look at it this way, your lecturer asks you to forgive the next student who offends you but prepares to punish all the students for one offence or the other? Perhaps to the lecturer, punishment is his alone! That may be an acceptable answer!
RomanceRe: Miss Anambra Sex Video: Medical Doctor Blasts Nigerians,Explains Their Hypocrisy by AlanSugar(m): 7:28am On Oct 29, 2016
Leriebloom:
I just had to say something jare.
Hahaha, all he did was draw your attention to the fact that he's a fool. You could have obliged him and done the needful! In another news, methinks you shoulda cropped your Dp foto to "lemove" that goatie, no offence if he's ur bf!
RomanceRe: Miss Anambra Sex Video: Medical Doctor Blasts Nigerians,Explains Their Hypocrisy by AlanSugar(m): 7:03am On Oct 29, 2016
firstking01:
This issue has been too over flogged, if they wanna purnish her they should do so accordingly and if they dnt wanna purnish her they should let the poor girl be...who is without sinundecided??
And who are those that are supposed to do the puRnishing? Is government involved in this? Are the security agencies handling pyrography related offences involved in this too? Outside the social media and Internet masquerades, I guess it's left for her parents to do the needful.
PoliticsRe: Confirmation Of Buhari’s Nominees Stalls In Senate by AlanSugar(m): 1:46pm On Oct 27, 2016
EastGold:
What is the difference between this government and that of Jonathan?

Only that stealing is corruption
And that's a huge difference!
CrimeRe: 3 Die In Mysterious Well In Anambra, Rescuer Receives Strange Slap by AlanSugar(m): 8:57am On Oct 27, 2016
orimsamsam:
See has people dey laugh for sad story
Na for where you see sad story, this useless and God - forsaken lies you call a story? May God forgive hungry bloggers ijn!
HealthRe: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Baby From Womb, Operates On Her Tumor, Returns Her Back by AlanSugar(m): 8:32am On Oct 27, 2016
Dharniel:
Nigerian surgeon, not a Nigerian hospital nor Nigerian medical team...

That should reflect in the topic and not give people a wrong assumption...
Not only that, he's not even Dr Cass, Mstcheew! Just a member of a surgery team. Kudos to him though!
PhonesRe: Auto Correct: Smartphone Users Worst Enemy by AlanSugar(m): 1:30pm On Oct 26, 2016
Maxcollins042:
What da Bleep happened to proof reading what you just typed before sending it the recipient?
Hohoho, this rule don't apply in nairaland. Remember everyone is on a race to ftc?! grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Auto Correct: Smartphone Users Worst Enemy by AlanSugar(m): 1:27pm On Oct 26, 2016
@ op, are you in 2003? What, AI type keypad? You gotta be kidding me. Ever heard of SwiftKey keyboard? You need to try that. FYI, no virtual keypad will rewrite the word, "madam". That's English, and will stay that way. Also, in your write up, you mentioned "yesternight", not a real word sir, rather it's last night! A few other flaws but I guess you were carried off with excitement, no issues but if you must blame the virtual keyboard intelligence, first purge yourself of common mistakes, no offense! Thank me later re SwiftKey keyboard! You won't need another. Used to like TouchPal but they moved from being a keyboard app to an advert app with loads of useless junks in the name of themes, selling its intelligence in the process TouchPal now is as silly as they come!
CelebritiesRe: King Sunny Ade To Perform At RCCG by AlanSugar(m): 1:07pm On Oct 26, 2016
spartoo:
I remember RCCG fired one of their pastors for inviting Korede Bello (aka plumber) after he released 'Godwin'. What makes KSA different? is he also not a secular musicianhuh
KSA has more money, he can donate generously and pay his tithe! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Food Given To Nigerian Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram - Politicsngr.com by AlanSugar(m): 10:19am On Oct 25, 2016
Oooh these images are really disturbing says the active wailer! For the blogger, first visit a mamaput joint, take pic of her wares, snap also the miserable food he can buy plus hot pure water abi na pure hot water, attach the story to the Nigerian army fighting insurgency up north and bingo!... front page with masturbating wailers. Indeed dia ris god!
PoliticsRe: Food Given To Nigerian Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram - Politicsngr.com by AlanSugar(m): 10:13am On Oct 25, 2016
brainpulse:
Poor and very stupid journalism , how do you want us to believe that this pictures were taken from the soldiers, when the third picture showed a bag of cement. Anybody can just pick up something and start writing to dent someone's image knowing well some fools will still believe
I wish I could give you a thousand likes! We need to beware of wailers, it's not looking good anymore. Has anyone of those commenting negatively stopped to ask if this gist has been told anywhere on any national daily? Capital no! As long as it paints the government in bad light, see them masturbating!

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