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EventsRe: Traditional Wedding Of A Midget In Akwa-Ibom And His Tall Bride (Pics) by AlanSugar(m): 10:29pm On Oct 24, 2016
Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala now?
You never disappoint. This Lalashit must be a robot where you control it, really getting boring! Grow up.
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Pastor Burnt Maid's Buttocks For Telling Lies (Photos) by AlanSugar(m): 10:12pm On Oct 24, 2016
kinibigdeal:
How can a maid have such fresh buttock huh
The question should rather be, why the buttocks, wetin man of money de go find for maid buttocks so tay e go burn am? Man of money must have been eyeing the buttocks for a long time now! grin grin grin fear men of money ooh!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Ecological Fund Projects In 11 States by AlanSugar(m): 5:38pm On Oct 20, 2016
My president is working, Apc is working, and my country is moving. Kudos to Buhari and the Apc guvament!
CultureRe: The Oba Of Benin Was Crowned On His Birthday by AlanSugar(m): 5:35pm On Oct 20, 2016
Who cares?
CultureRe: Strange Scenes From Coronation Of Oba In Benin Kingdom. by AlanSugar(m): 6:25pm On Oct 19, 2016
HIScraziness:
Piece of shiit!!
Teal piece of shiiit my bruda!
PoliticsRe: My Story, By Justice Dimgba - The Impunity Of The DSS by AlanSugar(m): 6:20pm On Oct 19, 2016
Kabashin:
No wonder you dey support the dullard Presidiot. Which night English School you go ? LMAO

C'mon Yes/No answer dey make your brain twist.
Why did you edit my post? Siilly wailer! The night school wey I go you no fit smell am with this gross and astute display of stewpidity of yours! Take that to the bank! Unfortunately no one seems to have come to your rescue, perhaps not yet! Pray you get help.
PoliticsRe: My Story, By Justice Dimgba - The Impunity Of The DSS by AlanSugar(m): 6:02pm On Oct 19, 2016
Kabashin:
Stop been an ediot ? He asked a question that no money was found ? And I said yes.
English students, can you just imagine this? After dem wailers go de shout say buhari no go school! Perhaps the difference is, dem go, but dem no sabi. Buhari sef wey no go better pass them. I sorry for you. Wail on!
PoliticsRe: My Story, By Justice Dimgba - The Impunity Of The DSS by AlanSugar(m): 5:57pm On Oct 19, 2016
Kabashin:
Fools everywhere.Lolz. "No money was found" and I answered yes.

You need to re-educated.
You are here displaying your stewpidity again? Imagine this, "You need to re-educated."
Wailer friend, ask your teacher again," so no money was found", the correct answer is "no"!
Wailers no get head, period!
PoliticsRe: My Story, By Justice Dimgba - The Impunity Of The DSS by AlanSugar(m): 5:22pm On Oct 19, 2016
Kabashin:
Mention what ? Are you just here to troll ? I repeat show me what the DSS discovered in Justice Dimgba house in their useless typed paper.
Just look at you, you don't realise that by saying "yes", you imply that money was indeed found in his house? As long as you wail, you are OK! Rabbish!
PoliticsRe: My Story, By Justice Dimgba - The Impunity Of The DSS by AlanSugar(m): 5:18pm On Oct 19, 2016
genearts:
Then why didn't the judge mention it in this his epistle if he is truly a saint as he wants to make us believe?
That man you quoted does not understand English. As long as he wails, then that's OK by him, he doesn't realise that by saying "yes", he implies that money was indeed found. He may be wondering what you typed!
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by AlanSugar(m): 7:29am On Oct 19, 2016
akpanikpe:
Good morning for this kind time? It's either the op is high on pure water or the mods that delay moving the thread to fp since morning is high on kunu. undecided
The argument is on tithe, you are arguing on time. Do they sound alike? huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by AlanSugar(m): 7:17am On Oct 19, 2016
MrPRevailer:
Mal 3:8-98 "Will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed Me! But you say, 'In what wayhave we robbed You?' In tithes and offerings.9 You are cursed with a curse, for you haverobbed Me, even this wholenation. Bring all the tithes and offerings into my storehouse that there may be meat In my house and prove me now"
I honestly don't understand when people reason like this... "That there may be food in my house" for who? I believe the "in my house" means the church? How many of the property/items owned by thieving pastors belong to the church? Take oydescam for instance, does his private jets belong to the church, his rich dishes get shared by every member of the congregation, the church schools get attended by all and sundry of the congregation needing sound education, his big big shoes and jackets which are proceeds of tithes and offerings bringing "food" in God's house gets shared and worn by all congregants? The list is endless...... If the so called food in God's houses are only meant for the single oga at the top then that's not good enof!
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by AlanSugar(m): 7:06am On Oct 19, 2016
Wilgrea7:
dude... I'm not an atheist.. not paying tithes doesn't make me an atheist
He called you an atheist for not supporting tithes paying, call him a thieve for stealing from the gullibles, shikena!
PoliticsRe: "Amaechi Tried To Bribe Me" - Inyang Okoro Accuses Minister by AlanSugar(m): 6:49am On Oct 19, 2016
cokiek:
In Nigeria, both the bush meat and the hunters are corrupt....Such a shame!!!

After Public show of shame, Tiwa Savage and Husband Kiss and Make up
http://thekokogist..com.ng/2016/07/after-adultery-and-cocaine-allegations.html?m=1
Are they not husband and wife? Na you she suppose come kiss and make up ni? You never chichumchin! Grow up!
PoliticsRe: "Amaechi Tried To Bribe Me" - Inyang Okoro Accuses Minister by AlanSugar(m): 6:43am On Oct 19, 2016
nrexzy:
He rejected bribe from Ameachi but Accepted bribe from Wikehuh? #justasking
Its simple. Amaechi had no lump sum to pay, he only promised inyang monthly huge amounts and inyang being a wise crook, felt the monthly thing won't last so opted to collect wicked's huge lump sum which came directly from dasuki's somewhat still function atm! grin grin grin
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by AlanSugar(m): 9:43am On Oct 16, 2016
hahn:
The feeling is mutual.

Go to church. Your god needs money as usual tongue
Hmmmmm, this is what useless and greedy pastors have reduced Christianity to. Sad!
PoliticsRe: Divine Momoh Shows Her Swimming Skills To Buratai, Dalung, Others (Pics) by AlanSugar(m): 8:33am On Oct 16, 2016
Tolexander:
good!

Exposing this girl to this kinda water is not good for her health.
Watching the girl swimming in that kinda water by Buratai and Solomon Dalung is a great height of stupidity on their part.

The most saddening part of this incidence is that after Dalung and Buratai were being dazzled by this girl, they won't ever try providing any help to the girl to develop the swimming dexterity in her.
Guy, chill pls. You sure say na de same girl in the pics be dis for the lagoon? Do you sincerly believe these old men in the persons of burantai and Solomon would sit and watch this little girl plunged into that dangerous looking river, for what naah? I don't trust bloggers, dem worst pass npf for this economic recession. Haba, make we de reason small na!
PropertiesRe: How Much Will It Cost To Lay The Foundation (only) Of A 3 Bedroom Flat by AlanSugar(m): 8:18am On Oct 16, 2016
Jcob:
OK, let's spend the 200k!

Granite 15 tons - N60,000

Sharp Sand 20 tons - N48,000

500 pieces of 9 inches block @ N150 each - N75,000.


Then go look for money for 30 bags of cement,
Digging, workmanship and the rest.

Just budget total average of N400k for the foundation on a flat surface dry land.
Why 9 inches blocks for a bungalow?
PhonesRe: I Hate Glo Network....they Gave Me False Hope! by AlanSugar(m): 8:37pm On Oct 15, 2016
EHMIR:
Now that u ve brought it to the table of nairaland council of members,what do u want us to do..invade adenuga's tower...send online thugs to beat up their customer care reps or what..or wait..

Borrow 2k nd above frm them,do ur regular sub,copy ur contacts to phones..brake d sim,..go back nd retrieve it then copy the contacts back
'copy contacts on phone' that's a laugh, who stores contacts on phone? Contacts are stored on accounts!
FamilyRe: Teenage Girl ‘Resurrects' In Warri At Her Burial by AlanSugar(m): 1:22pm On Oct 12, 2016
searay:
The girl was not dead in the first place. Nigerians should be more civilized than this. Who confirmed the girl dead?
You go ask the useless blogger who de find garri for this harsh economic scenario. First, find a picture, then add a story, that's their modus but in this case, no need for pinshur.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Is Not Edo, Oraye Tells Amaechi by AlanSugar(m): 9:51am On Oct 02, 2016
ChangetheChange:
Governor Ize Iyamu is our Governor,

Obaseki is wasting his time like Osunbor



I Stand with Governor Ize Iyamu
You must be living in the past! Get a life, fast.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: The Battle Ahead - Sun News by AlanSugar(m): 9:19am On Oct 02, 2016
If I didn't miss it, how come no one is talking about the so called leaked transcript of the secret meeting between tinubu and his supporters who he allegedly kept waiting for over five hours?! Could this ndubisi of an ipob youth gone the length to publish such allegation just to attempt to destroy tinubu for hate reasons? What got me most is the part he said "now they know my mouth is smelling"! Haba, ndubisi!
CrimeRe: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by AlanSugar(m): 8:43am On Sep 30, 2016
ChinonsoDike2:
Your post makes absolutely no sense(shows that you have a low IQ) . Next time you want to reply an individual with a higher IQ than yours, make use of coherent, logical sentences. Also, there's this thing called correct grammar --try it sometime. Shitstain .
Like I expected any better from a uselessss, jobless Ipobian yoot! Keep thinking you can construct a correct sentence, phool!
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Iara Celebrate Obaseki's Victory (Photos) by AlanSugar(m): 8:26am On Sep 30, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
as if dem no rig the election
Painment! You go get hbp!
CrimeRe: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by AlanSugar(m): 6:05pm On Sep 29, 2016
ChinonsoDike2:
It should be apparent to any rational thinking person that blacks are animals that never ever deserved civilization. They were going to kill this man because of a generator that I could possibly get from Home Depot for $70. That's all his life is worth?! Race of wild beasts. Only eugenics can save this race.
You are indeed funny! Does it occur to you that a person steals what he can't afford and by paraventure, he is lower in worth than the item stollen?! Keep acting like you know pooo or that you are from somewhere!
CrimeRe: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by AlanSugar(m): 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2016
Berlynn:
even though his dicck was censored i can still tell he has a very small dicck grin

No chill for naija again as per everyone blood dey hawt angry
You and dick ehh, you like am die! But you fyne ghan, that you on your dp?
PropertiesRe: Is Omonile Still Active In Lagos by AlanSugar(m): 7:13am On Sep 29, 2016
Tripleoluwa:
How I wish this law was in place some 20years ago. It would have saved my friend's fathers life. His father was killed in a gruesome and barbaric manner because of a piece of land. He told me that his father was abducted from their home in the night, taken over the Lagos lagoon; far beyond the 3rd Mainland Bridge, to a depth of like 25ft, killed by his assailants who later tied a rim of a 20 ton truck on his neck so that the corpse will submerge and threw him inside d lagoon. But God pass dem as d corpse lifted d heavy metal.

This story shook Ilaje Bariga around 1996. Those who orchestrated the gruesome and barbaric wanton malevolence had all met their waterloo early this year, almost 20yrs after. One died in Jan after prolonged battle with sickness, 2nd one was knocked down by a fast moving car in March on the 3rd Mainland Bridge, while d 3rd one caught total paralysis a week after d 2nd man's death and died a week later.
Oh so sorry to hear this but why did they do that to him, was it the omo things or what that did dis to him and why, cus he refused to settle them?? ?! Wish you had told us more! Mehn these people deserve more than krikri!
CrimeRe: "Mkor Aondona Is A Rapist With Small Manhood" - Woman Accuses BSU Lecturer by AlanSugar(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2016
amjoseph19:
I don't know if it is just me who is thinking towards this direction.
This girl offer herself cheaply to the lecturer for a favour (probably high grades, cash or something) at the end of the day, the lecturer bang her and didn't give her any shit. The girl is pained that she didn't get the favour and the guy joystick couldn't scratch her big wall well enough.
OK, that's your line of thinking but you know what I'm thinking? This guber aide is up to no good. He creates phoney accounts here and there, those that write against him and those that write in favour of him and all he does is turn around and praise his principal, Gabriel. That way, Gabriel enjoys a phoney support, the fat fool's account keeps getting fatter and his joystick keeps getting smaller, it's all a win-win situation for Gabriel and his government of stooges! This is how politics in Nigeria is played! Don't take my word for it, lol!
CrimeRe: Killer Of Rivers Chief Takes Police To Where He Buried Him (Photos) by AlanSugar(m): 2:23pm On Sep 25, 2016
gulfer:
The guy carry weapon below shahuh huh huh
Only a woman would see this. I'm sure you are a woman, ride on, nothing do you!
Christianity EtcRe: Unclad Man Found In A Benin Church (Photos, Video) by AlanSugar(m): 10:10am On Sep 21, 2016
OMG, see as the lady in the video is smiling like she won a lottery! You might think she is happy that God has arrested the "arrangee" witch but in reality she's expressing satisfaction after seeing and watching the free koko which the op feels it's OK to hide from the rest of us but the women are having a field day free viewing! The pastor of that church, you well-done oh, at least e better pass, than to dey do rituals for membership growth.
Christianity EtcRe: Unclad Man Found In A Benin Church (Photos, Video) by AlanSugar(m): 10:00am On Sep 21, 2016
handysuzy:
Wizard ke...Edo people, I hail thee.

See how people will start trooping to the church. They will claim the spirit of God dwells in the church if a wizard can be trapped in the compound

Meanwhile there is one female American preacher who wears overly exposing clothes, expose her booobs, her thighs etc and she is under fire on her social media...See her and what she is wearing to preach here: http://factflyers.com/minister-god-thinks-nothing-wrong-dressing/
Hahahahahaha, you nailed it sis. Na today? pastors are not smiling, reduced offering and tithes money due buharinomics requires much brain storming, no dull moment! Oya, "touch not my annointed" crew, over to you!

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