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Business › Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by AlanSugar(m): 6:35pm On Feb 20, 2024 |
Y saying this already, did your vote count? The coca'in-sniffing addict in aso rock wasn't voted, he was selected. Pls stop making anyone feel guilty. AqualinaXYZ: As long as I’m receiving dollar every three days
Let it hit to 100k per $ before September
We warned you people to vote wisely una no gree
Let’s make gains out of y’all foolishness |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 8:00pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
The point is, according to apc, inec had closed submission of forms before he could register as a candidate, how then did his name appear on the ballot papers  ! INEC is not court abi? So their modus is to mess things up for the courts to clean up? Some things just don't add up, no matter how you try to explain. spirul77: it's simply not in inec's place to reject candidate na, no be wetin party submit INEC go register? Is inec court? |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 6:27pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
Didn't know you're an inec staff. My curiosity re inec modalities hurt you so very much you resort to name-calling abi? Well, I'm not in the mood or poor frame of mind to trade words with you. I have shifted, thank you. Pakute: Who's this unthinking dolt?, should INEC force a party from submitting or not submitting a name they wanted?. abeg shift |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2023*. Modified: 6:22pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
Interesting! What an umpire, what an inert, sleeping useless and hopeless umpire! So inec prepares the bed for the fall guy after depleting him of his lean resources? Really interesting. But what does inec really mean when they close submission of nomination forms? Or I see, "you can always submit through the back door and if the courts sort you out later, that's your business!" kudos to eye neck! Pakute: If you like bring somebody without qualifications, if you like bring somebody from Cameroun, as long as there is not a complaint from within the party INEC will accept it. if you submit a candidate whose name is not in the register, INEC will accept it, INEC does not disqualify a candidate, Court does. |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 5:51pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
I tire. I just tire. Nigeria is indeed hopeless. thatigboman: how comes same INEC declared him winner and gave him certificate of returns? |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 5:50pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
But inec put his name on their ballot papers and asked the people of kano to vote for him? Pls can you kindly explain that portion cus I just don't seem to understand this inec any more? Pakute: Nothing like interloper, NNPP did not submit the name of Abba Yusuf to INEC, infact, no primaries took place. |
Politics › Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by AlanSugar(m): 5:45pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
My brother this doesn't make sense. Inec had closed nomination forms yet they printed the guy's name on their ballot papers, then gave it to the electorates to vote. Or is there something I'm missing  ! This country must be the funniest place on the globe at the moment. yinkus6750: Hmmmmm. Politrickcians and law. Technicalities, always looking for irrelevant areas to defeat opponents. It was obvious people voted for them. Sad they didn't do their homework very well. |
Politics › Re: US Court Set To Release Tinubu’s Academic Records Today by AlanSugar(m): 12:01pm On Oct 02, 2023 |
Lol. I'm not sure he worked for ExxonMobil but Mobil producing Nigeria. They are two different companies and the latter is now defunct. So Exxon may not have a say there. overall90: I'm waiting for what ExxonMobil is going to say if it turns out he got recruited using fake certificate. |
Crime › Re: How David Ogbenye Tortured Me - Chinaka Chigozie by AlanSugar(m): 6:04am On Oct 02, 2023 |
It's nothing but a fake story. No lawyer can write such trash. So in the presence of his "worship" (lordship I guess) the commander can order his reincarnation with tortor  ! Comic relief, nothing more. FILEBE: In Chicago, a police will assault a Lawyer in the station for taking pictures of his client's vehicle? Come on ! I have seen lots of things out there but not assaulting a Lawyer openly . The lawlessness in Nigeria reeks to high heavens. |
Crime › Re: How David Ogbenye Tortured Me - Chinaka Chigozie by AlanSugar(m): 5:56am On Oct 02, 2023 |
Big grammar ke? This story that sounds so fake, like it was written by one standard 6 pupil rather than a mere charge-and-bail lawyer? I could spot at least a 100 errors in the write up with wrong grammatical constructions. It's a fake story. Where have I ever heard "charge for insult" before? And this is coming from a supposed lawyer? Nah, just the typical naija style comic relief. Lumarstone: Lawyers and police are the same, I don't thrust you until we police side of the story. Again it may be that they wanted to caution for speaking Big big grammar which they do not understand. |
Family › Re: "We Have 3 Children Together" Woman Cries Out After Hubby Ify Married Male Lover by AlanSugar(m): 7:03pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
I no understand this your post. Is it the small homeless boy according to madam, wey go give the man Canadian passport? Abi na who de find the passport? If na de boy you meant, then why should madam calm down? AllenSpencer: Madam should be calming down.
Your husband is working for the family.
He is trying to secure Canadian citizenship. 🤣🤣🤣
He will dissolve marriage once he gets that passport. |
Romance › Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by AlanSugar(m): 6:48am On Jul 30, 2023 |
jmoore: He brought the analogy of test driving a car. Does a car test a driver too? Of course yes! Truly takes two to tango. |
Romance › Re: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by AlanSugar(m): 6:45am On Jul 30, 2023 |
This doesn't follow. His question was quite clear : do you buy a brand new car without test-driving it  ! The condom in question is like the brand new car which was bought. To test the condom, he uses your presumed virgin for the test. He is still right, his question remains valid! Re returning the virginity, imo, sex with condom is no sex, lol. Take that to the bank. jmoore: The condom you use in fornicating, do you test it before buying?
After having sex with a virgin in the name of testing and you are not satisfied, will you return the virginity back? |
Crime › Re: Decomposing Body Of Abuja Man Found In His Apartment With A Note From The Killer by AlanSugar(m): 8:06pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Lol. And then the whole world would be wiped out through avenged killings. Offpoint1: If he was truly guilty of the crime his killer accused him of, then I'm solemnly behind and in full support of Alfa actions. Whoever crossed my family and split any of their blood, I will come for you no matter how long it takes... even if you returned from jail millions years later. I'm incapable of forgiveness when life is involved.
If truly he wasn't guilty, then his family member should traced Alfa and served him justice.
Whoever kill should be killed, jail is an injustice. |
Crime › Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by AlanSugar(m): 10:06pm On Jul 01, 2023 |
Lol. You sef funny die. You no know say money for burial dem de chop am? Next time you wan lend money, make sure it's for a business with projected/expected profit. This is the only means loans can be refunded. flexyrule: Na normal naija way...
Always taking advantage of people's kindness.
That's how I gave this guy 500k to bury his father...
To pay back now, e be like e want make I go dig the papa commot for inside grave before e go pay me back my money. |
Properties › Re: US Returnee In Tears After She Saw The "2storey" Her Brother Built For Her (vid) by AlanSugar(m): 7:16am On Apr 21, 2023 |
This should tell you it's nothing but the usual nollywood bs! udede: Something is not connecting. You were sending money. Okay. You were receiving prograce report. Ok. BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR SIMPLE WATSSAP IMAGES AND VIDEOS.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IN A WORLD OF TODAY.
just tell me something else please. |
Politics › Re: Obidients, One Of The Most Repulsive Concoctions Encountered - Soyinka by AlanSugar(m): 12:38pm On Apr 07, 2023 |
Just how much did the drug baron pay this old goon? Isn't he the "hand de shake, leg de shake, he pee-poo for body come de shout emilokan" crooner  ! Tai Solari comes to mind. Africa is certainly a continent of comedy. |
Politics › Re: Court Stops Buhari, CBN, Others From Suspending Currency Swap Policy by AlanSugar(m): 10:11pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
I tell you. Some of the comments are so funny, so so off point. gaby: Most commenters don't even understand the above suit or the court's order.
Na the order wey Bubu want be this. |
Politics › Re: I’ll Make Fuel N100 In Six Months If Elected – ZLP Pres. Candidate Dan Nwanyanwu by AlanSugar(m): 8:05am On Jan 26, 2023 |
Yeah, like buhari was anointed by president Jonathan in 2015 in this same nation? Abegi, nack me story! Divoc19: Na so. Even in 3 weeks.
It's rare for a candidate not anointed by an incumbent president to win election in any nation. That is why endorsements from the president is key to campaign.
We are all seeing what is happening....me I won't talk much because our youth are only following the crowd and not facts.
As much as we all love Obi, his chances are slim. Only matured mind can understand this.
I like politics because it is a game not a cooperation. When you know this you'll become less sentimental but more calculative not to throw your votes away and start complaining that the election was not free and fair. |
Romance › Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by AlanSugar(m): 11:14pm On Jan 10, 2023 |
FuckDModz:

Provided the attraction remains positive, the level of intimacy is directly proportional to the distance between both parties irrespective of their relationship status.
You gerrit? You meant inversely proportional? Cus the higher the distance, the intimacy cannot be equally or proportionally high. I stand schooled. |
Politics › Re: God Hasn't Spoken On Nigeria’s Next President - Adeboye by AlanSugar(m): 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Tingotoe: God has never told you nor anyone else anything outside the Bible. Continue decieving the gullible while you smile on to the bank and eventually the grave You de mind the idiot? |
Politics › Re: God Hasn't Spoken On Nigeria’s Next President - Adeboye by AlanSugar(m): 10:33pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Goodday90: Imagine standing on the mandate of a man that needs support to stand
I can’t wrap my head around it This is strong. Re wrapping your head around it, me neither! |
Politics › Re: God Hasn't Spoken On Nigeria’s Next President - Adeboye by AlanSugar(m): 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
BigSarah: Lol abi, God mention name wey you no like? .
How will the omnipresent not speak about something that's maybe 2 months away
Sha vote Atiku, say no to rookies and drug barons Wetin concern God with adeboye's useless politics? These thieves will never cease to amaze well meaning, intelligent Nigerians and Africans at large. They had better drop the Bible and follow the money, which they have been doing all along in disguise. Tueh. Na who no know dem de use. |
Music/Radio › Re: Portable Releases New Song Criticizing Apostle Suleman For Using Bulletproof Car by AlanSugar(m): 6:18pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
TheRealMalcolmX:

Yeah, not a fan of the pastor with too many controversies. However, this weed-controlling, igbo-smoking nincompoop should shut the fvck up.....
Children must learn how to talk to elders....That's how we were raised. LOL. Which one are you, an elder or a child? You certainly sound like the latter. |
Politics › Re: Pick Wrong President, Nigeria’ll Crash, Disintegrate’ – Primate Ayodele by AlanSugar(m): 8:09pm On Nov 09, 2022 |
Righthussle: Shut that your dirty mouth up, no Lord talks to any of you. You all are a bunch of thieves feeding fat on the gullible in the society. Wish I could give 2m likes here. The idiats are simply pathetic. |
Crime › Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by AlanSugar(m): 6:45am On Oct 25, 2022 |
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