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Politics › Re: IPOB To DSS: We Don’t Buy Arms, We Produce Locally by alasane: 11:29am On Apr 16, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
You are still confuse for only seeing Nigeria without seeing biafra
The zoo called fraudgeria
Naira that is now printed in every printing press grin
And you are busy dragging land with virtually all borderline with IGBO territory,from Agila with ezza,PH,Idah,otukpa branch etc.
On one hand, you are asking for a separate nation,on the other hand, you want to occupy positions in the same federation you seek to leave.
Which Kai confusion is this? meanwhile follow the step below & stop wailing

*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*
*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*

Islam › Re: Ramadan: Kano Hisbah Arrests Three Males, Eight Females For Not Fasting by alasane: 11:20am On Apr 16, 2021
flames01:
But people like beansandbread, alasane, seunmsg, monogamy, et al see this bondage as welcoming. They will even defend the fulanis that hand over this bondage to their forefathers.

Now I understand why a typical Muslim reason upside down, especially the Yoruba Muslims. They are used to bondage and accept bondage as a norm. They see their handcuffs like bracelets and will vehemently resist anyone that tries to show them the truth.
Am overwhelm for mentioning me....Thank God our bondage is not limited to tithes, fake miracle, biz centers (sic) churches, motivational speakers (sorry pastors) etc
Politics › Re: IPOB To DSS: We Don’t Buy Arms, We Produce Locally by alasane: 8:55am On Apr 16, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
only dumbo will believe that ESN did such a thing robbing bank and hoisting flag,even idiots will not believe such stupid stunts
Well our fore fathers produce when Nigeria was still crumbling
Now we are producing more than
Example
Guarded rocket
You are still confused, using Nigeria in your Moniker instead of Ojukwu or that Kanu the one feet you normally leak or worshipped ...that is why we said Bia.fraud the only online country in the world who still use our Naira and Kobo as their currency.
Politics › Re: Obaseki Replies Zainab Ahmed On Printing Of N60 Billion by alasane: 4:26pm On Apr 15, 2021
Great2017:
Why are they not commanding in their countries?
Nigeria is in this sorry state because we have allowed mediocrity to reign
over merit.
Think deep & reasonably , they believe in practical & NOT paper qualifications you tend to fly about in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Isa Pantami Criticises Clerics Who Go Into Politics (Throwback Video) by alasane: 3:49pm On Apr 15, 2021
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Zane2point4:
A white man in the USA asked me if Nigeria was a Muslim country I told him no, in fact its a country of nepotism and tribal favouritism.

Looks at all the igbo names and yoruba names that have made waves in the USA, do u ever get to see northern people in the list?

But over here region that is most bereft of education is now heading sensitive positions all thank to the presidency, yes you heard it well blc that's what they address themselves as blc no one is in charge.

This pantami terrorist fit attach many qualifications to his name but bear it in mind this is Nigeria and he fit get that thru backdoor, and he's not even fit to be an SUG president.
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to slap you dey hungry me "walahi"
Politics › Re: Obaseki Replies Zainab Ahmed On Printing Of N60 Billion by alasane: 1:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
Great2017:
USA, China. Do you need more?
The analogy is simple ...qualification has never helped Nigeria. You mentioned China, go to Kano & host of other cities as see Chinese with low qualification commanding
Politics › Re: Obaseki Replies Zainab Ahmed On Printing Of N60 Billion by alasane: 11:50am On Apr 15, 2021
PHPdeveloper200:
What is the qualification of the minister of finance to head such ministry? One of the biggest problem of this country is the use of quota system notherners that cannot perform according to international standard. Is zainab the best Nigeria can offer? Why is our borders closed? We are operating a very bad policy in this country. A country that has the highest poor people is closing her borders to importation of food items, what do the government expect the people to eat? Nigerians are not yet serious, I know that all hell would have been let loose if Jonathan is still the one in power
Dr Okonjo Iweala with all her credentials yet Nigeria borrow to pay Salary under GEJ....So who qualifications epp?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 11:12am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
don't quote me again fool
ok zombie
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo’s 100,000-Seater Auditorium ‘The Ark’ To Gulp ₦160 Billion by alasane: 10:55am On Apr 15, 2021
StopCapping:
He currently does for people in various capacities. His universities like Landmark has courses that are solely on scholarships for everyone who meets the minimum entry requirements. Don't even mention things the church do for the windows & the poor.

The media makes you think pastors are stealing your money but onus is on you to use your head.
Hiaa, one of them spotted. He felt their investment under threat. The Church in Africa is either one of 2 things or both:
- A business
- A tool for western imperialism.
Education › Re: Undergraduate Shoots Bayelsa University Student Dead During Lecture by alasane: 10:03am On Apr 15, 2021
This is the result of militancy they encouraged in the region........lawless fipo
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 8:17am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
I pity you. tufiakwa
See a response to your tirade
If Nigeria is a scam, the religion from which you become rich through tithe and offering is also a scam.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:56am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
I pity you. tufiakwa
Ok thank you....i really sympathize with you.. nitwit
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:54am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
I'm outta here..shouldn't be following an animal like you to reason. please don't quote me anymore ok
You don't even reason....just follow like zombie or Stature mammoth
Romance › Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by alasane: 6:54am On Apr 15, 2021
Your moniker alone shows NOTHING good will ever come out from you. You are a scammer period
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
Well you more deranged than me you animal.
You pillock, among those that reasoning through anus
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 12:56pm On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
No..it applies to a Fool without Equal like you
Succubus, this is what deranged people do, they try to pull you into their delusion
Education › Re: UNICAL VC, Florence Obi Asks Final Year Students To Return To 200 Level by alasane: 9:58am On Apr 14, 2021
pickatyou1:
I swear every thing don turn cruise for Nigeria.



Check my signature if you have a car and interested in installing a tracking device. It might interest you
Wat a an irony same you swearing on Nigeria at same time advertising your scam biz...why not taking to USA or Europe hence you believe in them more
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:52am On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
A fool you're
Both statements surely applied to you then.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:54pm On Apr 13, 2021
LordLugard1:
Nigeria was made by Britain for the benefits of themselves and their Fulani cousin

Fulanis on blue yet still eyeing the small one for other Nigerians
If you are courageous, gifted, educated, successful, resourceful,
.. If any of these describes you,
..then you are duty bound to fix your country.
- to many of us pointing at them while standing with them, while being them
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:52pm On Apr 13, 2021
isthatso:
the british left a constitution that was fair to all, the ibos staged a coup and changed the constitution thinking they would rule forever but inadvertently paving the way for the fulani to dominate and control the rest of the country with the same laws the ibos created....Unification decree!!! The problem of Nigeria was not a creation of the British or the Fulani but the ibos. the fulani simply kept in place a law that was in their favour now that they were in power.
i wan send you data bundle self...you made my day
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:39pm On Apr 13, 2021
The Church in Africa is either one of 2 things or both:
- A business
- A tool for western imperialism.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Deployed To Stop Benue-Ebonyi Boundary Clash by alasane: 5:17pm On Apr 12, 2021
EmekaBlue:
Soldiers!

I heard the ones at ebonyi have all ran for their lives... Begging widows in the village to hide under their bed
and they want BIAFRA, just common boundary within themselves abi na Fulani herdsmen still cause am?
Politics › Re: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 7:57am On Apr 12, 2021
PervertProphet:
You meant Muhammad that was a drunkard and a glutton and a rapist that ultimately lead to his poison. grin cheesy As usual, you want me to flood here with Muhammad's drinking proof and his nature as a caravan thief and Almajiri beggar?
No pix of "Rasul" in the whole universe....slandering are part of campaign against "our noble deen" you are NOT first or last...Ours is not motivational speakers & miracles houses but based knowledge that cannot be disputed..

Al-Anfaal (الأنفال) / 8:35

وَمَا كَانَ صَلَاتُهُمْ عِندَ الْبَيْتِ إِلَّا مُكَاءً وَتَصْدِيَةً فَذُوقُوا الْعَذَابَ بِمَا كُنتُمْ تَكْفُرُونَ

And their prayer at the House was not except whistling and handclapping. So taste the punishment for what you disbelieved.
Politics › Re: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 7:29pm On Apr 10, 2021
PervertProphet:
grin grin
You product of mutah Almajiri. Camel Meat eater. You forgot to read these ones here:

Leviticus 11:4 NLT — You may not, however, eat the following animals that have split hooves or that chew the cud, but not both. The camel chews the cud but does not have split hooves, so it is ceremonially unclean for you.


Deuteronomy 14:7 NLT — but if the animal doesn’t have both, it may not be eaten. So you may not eat the camel, the hare, or the hyrax. They chew the cud but do not have split hooves, so they are ceremonially unclean for you.

I know you don't know the eating of pigs were limited to the Bani Israel and the Noah Convenant much older had no such prohibition and that in the Injeel. God will never judge you on whether you eat pig or not so you copy the Jews in not eating pig but you eat camel which is also prohibited for the Jews.

Leviticus 7:23 NLT — “Give the following instructions to the people of Israel. You must never eat fat, whether from cattle, sheep, or goats.

grin grin

I hope you don't eat fats like you all do at the Eatery.
grin grin
Circus Headslamming clown choosing the parts they suits them in the Bible and qu'ran and turning a blind eye to the ones that still affects them.


Leviticus 17:12 NLT — That is why I have said to the people of Israel, ‘You must never eat or drink blood—neither you nor the foreigners living among you.’


I hope you know the first set of Muslims literally struggled to drink the blood of your false Pedophile Prophet Muhammad. You are yet to see that hadith, right??
grin grin
It's my job to expose you Headslamming clowns who are seeds of Satan and submitters to a Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.
When desperation enters argument logic disappears.....what do you expect from chronic alcoholism? When they gave birth to you ,they drank alcohol,your wedding alcohol,your parents died more alcohols,and finally when you die enough liquor. Your life is full of liquors and gambling.So if you can fabricate Hadith so be it.

Islam › Re: When Will Ramadan 1442AH Start? by alasane: 10:55am On Apr 09, 2021
ggood:
Hope you Muslims will use pork meat to break the fast
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That show how deranged you are, even your Bible

Deuteronomy 14:8
The pig, because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud, it is unclean for you. You shall not eat any of their flesh nor touch their carcasses.
Politics › Re: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 8:13am On Apr 09, 2021
PervertProphet:
grin grin
Your mum is a Kafir that might likely be distributed to one lucky Muslim male "believer" as part of his 70wives imported from Hell. If we don't deliver you from Islam.

grin grin
Just like your mom having amorous relationship with Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, more commonly called Rev King, who was convicted for murder to the Supreme Court and given a death sentence. You still remember ba?
Politics › Re: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 8:02am On Apr 09, 2021
PervertProphet:
Abdul Donkey, Camel meat eater which is a taboo under the Torah and mutah product.
That is why we said some of you need your dumbskull re examine...from your bible oo

Deuteronomy 14:8
The pig, because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud, it is unclean for you. You shall not eat any of their flesh nor touch their carcasses.
Politics › Re: Don't Ever Curse Your Country by alasane(op): 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2021
beejaay:
oya relocate to nigeria ASAP so we enjoy it together...since nigeria have the best life after congo, may the almighty bring you back here to enjoy with us and take you away from that sorrowful place..oya say a loud amen...hypocrites!!!!!!
*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Travel › Re: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by alasane: 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2021
WeNoGoDie:
Please ask him why then is he still remaining in the US.
See your local reasoning, are we not having expatriate staying in Nigeria here as well, ask yourself why are all those people in US rushing home to invest & build houses all over in Nigeria is that place is far better?....my guy no place like home. Don't abuse your country.. You can use any of the following route if you are tire with Naija...we die here


*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
Travel › Re: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by alasane: 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2021
PataAlhajaKeji:
Ẹwa agọnyin is the main reason I refused to stay in the U.S.

Anyone residing around Magodo Phase 2 Gate - Shangisha area, should know one Togolese woman wey dey sell ẹwa agọnyin close to the Estate gate.

That woman's ẹwa is the reason I left Baltimore back to Naija.

... sounds funny but very true. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Naija till I die!
my guy, i the feel you...
Politics › Don't Ever Curse Your Country by alasane(op): 2:40pm On Apr 06, 2021
This is a message from a Nigerian living in the US, it's worth sharing!

1. If you don't know how you are blessed, you will think your father's farm is worse than your friend father's farm.

2. $1 is ₦500 and so what?

3. Let me elucidate from my little experience. Can anyone in the US use $1 for breakfast? No!

4. But in Nigeria, ₦500 will give you breakfast and lunch.

5.Majority of people's monthly house rent (self contained apartment) in the USA is $1,000 and above... and that is your own 2 year's rent!

6. Have you ever paid for insurance before? Insurance in the US is $280 and that is almost ₦100,000 monthly.

7. When last did you pay monthly phone bills? I pay almost ₦40,000 monthly and if I don't, they are going to block my SIM. Your own MTN can be there for months without recharge.

8. When last did you work on Saturday and Sunday?

9. This I do compulsorily and on regular basis.

10. Don't get me wrong, the US is better than Nigeria, depending on which angle you are viewing it.

11. Do you want to hear the truth?

12. Many people in Nigeria live a more fulfilling life compared to their counterparts abroad.

13. Forget about all the packaging on social media and give credit to the good life you are living.

14. Do you know why Nigerians living in the US always rush back quickly whenever they come home visiting?

15. Because bills are counting and elongated absence (freedom) will put their lives in jeopardy.

16. If you, as a black person, attempt to emulate the whites, they will kneel on your neck.

17. Apart from Congo, no citizens in the entire universe enjoy life to the fullest than Nigerians.

18. You are abundantly blessed but you don't know until you get visa and relocate abroad, that is when you will know that your 8-hour job in Nigeria with free weekend is awoof.

19. With 8-hour job abroad, you can only pay bills, you need other 6 to 8 hours jobs to save for the future and plan your life.

20. The truth is that the grass is green everywhere, it's lack of vision greed of our leaders/politicians and the skewed religious practices (which placed emphasis on miracles) that ascended Nigeria onto a myopic tentacle of complete standstill.

21. Always thank God wherever you may find yourself. Nigeria is good and will be better. AMEEN
Crime › Re: NAF Will Remove Terrorists And Other Criminal Elements In Nigeria Soon - Chief O by alasane: 1:56pm On Apr 06, 2021
May Almighty God help you to accomplished this task

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