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Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:56am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
I pity you. tufiakwa
Ok thank you....i really sympathize with you.. nitwit
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:54am On Apr 15, 2021
NikAustine:
I'm outta here..shouldn't be following an animal like you to reason. please don't quote me anymore ok
You don't even reason....just follow like zombie or Stature mammoth
RomanceRe: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by alasane: 6:54am On Apr 15, 2021
Your moniker alone shows NOTHING good will ever come out from you. You are a scammer period
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
Well you more deranged than me you animal.
You pillock, among those that reasoning through anus
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 12:56pm On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
No..it applies to a Fool without Equal like you
Succubus, this is what deranged people do, they try to pull you into their delusion
EducationRe: UNICAL VC, Florence Obi Asks Final Year Students To Return To 200 Level by alasane: 9:58am On Apr 14, 2021
pickatyou1:
I swear every thing don turn cruise for Nigeria.



Check my signature if you have a car and interested in installing a tracking device. It might interest you
Wat a an irony same you swearing on Nigeria at same time advertising your scam biz...why not taking to USA or Europe hence you believe in them more
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 7:52am On Apr 14, 2021
NikAustine:
A fool you're
Both statements surely applied to you then.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:54pm On Apr 13, 2021
LordLugard1:
Nigeria was made by Britain for the benefits of themselves and their Fulani cousin

Fulanis on blue yet still eyeing the small one for other Nigerians
If you are courageous, gifted, educated, successful, resourceful,
.. If any of these describes you,
..then you are duty bound to fix your country.
- to many of us pointing at them while standing with them, while being them
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:52pm On Apr 13, 2021
isthatso:
the british left a constitution that was fair to all, the ibos staged a coup and changed the constitution thinking they would rule forever but inadvertently paving the way for the fulani to dominate and control the rest of the country with the same laws the ibos created....Unification decree!!! The problem of Nigeria was not a creation of the British or the Fulani but the ibos. the fulani simply kept in place a law that was in their favour now that they were in power.
i wan send you data bundle self...you made my day
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is A Scam - Pastor Paul Adefarasin (Video) by alasane: 3:39pm On Apr 13, 2021
The Church in Africa is either one of 2 things or both:
- A business
- A tool for western imperialism.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Deployed To Stop Benue-Ebonyi Boundary Clash by alasane: 5:17pm On Apr 12, 2021
EmekaBlue:
Soldiers!

I heard the ones at ebonyi have all ran for their lives... Begging widows in the village to hide under their bed
and they want BIAFRA, just common boundary within themselves abi na Fulani herdsmen still cause am?
PoliticsRe: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 7:57am On Apr 12, 2021
PervertProphet:
You meant Muhammad that was a drunkard and a glutton and a rapist that ultimately lead to his poison. grin cheesy As usual, you want me to flood here with Muhammad's drinking proof and his nature as a caravan thief and Almajiri beggar?
No pix of "Rasul" in the whole universe....slandering are part of campaign against "our noble deen" you are NOT first or last...Ours is not motivational speakers & miracles houses but based knowledge that cannot be disputed..

Al-Anfaal (الأنفال) / 8:35

وَمَا كَانَ صَلَاتُهُمْ عِندَ الْبَيْتِ إِلَّا مُكَاءً وَتَصْدِيَةً فَذُوقُوا الْعَذَابَ بِمَا كُنتُمْ تَكْفُرُونَ

And their prayer at the House was not except whistling and handclapping. So taste the punishment for what you disbelieved.
PoliticsRe: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 7:29pm On Apr 10, 2021
PervertProphet:
grin grin
You product of mutah Almajiri. Camel Meat eater. You forgot to read these ones here:

Leviticus 11:4 NLT — You may not, however, eat the following animals that have split hooves or that chew the cud, but not both. The camel chews the cud but does not have split hooves, so it is ceremonially unclean for you.


Deuteronomy 14:7 NLT — but if the animal doesn’t have both, it may not be eaten. So you may not eat the camel, the hare, or the hyrax. They chew the cud but do not have split hooves, so they are ceremonially unclean for you.

I know you don't know the eating of pigs were limited to the Bani Israel and the Noah Convenant much older had no such prohibition and that in the Injeel. God will never judge you on whether you eat pig or not so you copy the Jews in not eating pig but you eat camel which is also prohibited for the Jews.

Leviticus 7:23 NLT — “Give the following instructions to the people of Israel. You must never eat fat, whether from cattle, sheep, or goats.

grin grin

I hope you don't eat fats like you all do at the Eatery.
grin grin
Circus Headslamming clown choosing the parts they suits them in the Bible and qu'ran and turning a blind eye to the ones that still affects them.


Leviticus 17:12 NLT — That is why I have said to the people of Israel, ‘You must never eat or drink blood—neither you nor the foreigners living among you.’


I hope you know the first set of Muslims literally struggled to drink the blood of your false Pedophile Prophet Muhammad. You are yet to see that hadith, right??
grin grin
It's my job to expose you Headslamming clowns who are seeds of Satan and submitters to a Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.
When desperation enters argument logic disappears.....what do you expect from chronic alcoholism? When they gave birth to you ,they drank alcohol,your wedding alcohol,your parents died more alcohols,and finally when you die enough liquor. Your life is full of liquors and gambling.So if you can fabricate Hadith so be it.

IslamRe: When Will Ramadan 1442AH Start? by alasane: 10:55am On Apr 09, 2021
ggood:
Hope you Muslims will use pork meat to break the fast
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That show how deranged you are, even your Bible

Deuteronomy 14:8
The pig, because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud, it is unclean for you. You shall not eat any of their flesh nor touch their carcasses.
PoliticsRe: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 8:13am On Apr 09, 2021
PervertProphet:
grin grin
Your mum is a Kafir that might likely be distributed to one lucky Muslim male "believer" as part of his 70wives imported from Hell. If we don't deliver you from Islam.

grin grin
Just like your mom having amorous relationship with Chukwuemeka Ezeugo, more commonly called Rev King, who was convicted for murder to the Supreme Court and given a death sentence. You still remember ba?
PoliticsRe: ‘Blame Ganduje If Anything Happens To Me' - Jaafar Jaafar by alasane: 8:02am On Apr 09, 2021
PervertProphet:
Abdul Donkey, Camel meat eater which is a taboo under the Torah and mutah product.
That is why we said some of you need your dumbskull re examine...from your bible oo

Deuteronomy 14:8
The pig, because it divides the hoof but does not chew the cud, it is unclean for you. You shall not eat any of their flesh nor touch their carcasses.
PoliticsRe: Don't Ever Curse Your Country by alasane(op): 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2021
beejaay:
oya relocate to nigeria ASAP so we enjoy it together...since nigeria have the best life after congo, may the almighty bring you back here to enjoy with us and take you away from that sorrowful place..oya say a loud amen...hypocrites!!!!!!
*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
TravelRe: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by alasane: 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2021
WeNoGoDie:
Please ask him why then is he still remaining in the US.
See your local reasoning, are we not having expatriate staying in Nigeria here as well, ask yourself why are all those people in US rushing home to invest & build houses all over in Nigeria is that place is far better?....my guy no place like home. Don't abuse your country.. You can use any of the following route if you are tire with Naija...we die here


*How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k
*From Lagos to seme border is 500*
*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*
*But if you want to go to Europe *****
*Kano to Jigawa is 500*
*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey is 500*
*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*
*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*
*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*
*So the choice is yours*
*If you want to go to America*
*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*
*Make e no come be like sey ah no give una update*
*Your destiny is in your hands*
*I come in peace*
TravelRe: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by alasane: 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2021
PataAlhajaKeji:
Ẹwa agọnyin is the main reason I refused to stay in the U.S.

Anyone residing around Magodo Phase 2 Gate - Shangisha area, should know one Togolese woman wey dey sell ẹwa agọnyin close to the Estate gate.

That woman's ẹwa is the reason I left Baltimore back to Naija.

... sounds funny but very true. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Naija till I die!
my guy, i the feel you...
PoliticsDon't Ever Curse Your Country by alasane(op): 2:40pm On Apr 06, 2021
This is a message from a Nigerian living in the US, it's worth sharing!

1. If you don't know how you are blessed, you will think your father's farm is worse than your friend father's farm.

2. $1 is ₦500 and so what?

3. Let me elucidate from my little experience. Can anyone in the US use $1 for breakfast? No!

4. But in Nigeria, ₦500 will give you breakfast and lunch.

5.Majority of people's monthly house rent (self contained apartment) in the USA is $1,000 and above... and that is your own 2 year's rent!

6. Have you ever paid for insurance before? Insurance in the US is $280 and that is almost ₦100,000 monthly.

7. When last did you pay monthly phone bills? I pay almost ₦40,000 monthly and if I don't, they are going to block my SIM. Your own MTN can be there for months without recharge.

8. When last did you work on Saturday and Sunday?

9. This I do compulsorily and on regular basis.

10. Don't get me wrong, the US is better than Nigeria, depending on which angle you are viewing it.

11. Do you want to hear the truth?

12. Many people in Nigeria live a more fulfilling life compared to their counterparts abroad.

13. Forget about all the packaging on social media and give credit to the good life you are living.

14. Do you know why Nigerians living in the US always rush back quickly whenever they come home visiting?

15. Because bills are counting and elongated absence (freedom) will put their lives in jeopardy.

16. If you, as a black person, attempt to emulate the whites, they will kneel on your neck.

17. Apart from Congo, no citizens in the entire universe enjoy life to the fullest than Nigerians.

18. You are abundantly blessed but you don't know until you get visa and relocate abroad, that is when you will know that your 8-hour job in Nigeria with free weekend is awoof.

19. With 8-hour job abroad, you can only pay bills, you need other 6 to 8 hours jobs to save for the future and plan your life.

20. The truth is that the grass is green everywhere, it's lack of vision greed of our leaders/politicians and the skewed religious practices (which placed emphasis on miracles) that ascended Nigeria onto a myopic tentacle of complete standstill.

21. Always thank God wherever you may find yourself. Nigeria is good and will be better. AMEEN
CrimeRe: NAF Will Remove Terrorists And Other Criminal Elements In Nigeria Soon - Chief O by alasane: 1:56pm On Apr 06, 2021
May Almighty God help you to accomplished this task
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Church To Construct Another Road In Abuja (Pictures) by alasane: 7:36am On Apr 06, 2021
freeborn02:
Have you seen any Christian kill people like Muslims? If Christians are following those teachings, people like you would have died long ago.
Then which teaching are you following liars .....those western propaganda from the Vatican ,CELE, REDEMEED ETC...or oyedepo,adeboye ,rev king,indobosky etc..which onehuh
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Church To Construct Another Road In Abuja (Pictures) by alasane: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2021
freeborn02:
It doesn't matter how many people write it. What matters is that your religion is for murder. You don't think twice before committing murder for God.

You aren't doing it for God; you are doing it to satisfy your ego and pride.
SEE YOUR RELIGION, "dan uwarka"

Daniel 3:29
Therefore I make a decree that any people, nation or tongue that speaks anything offensive against the God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abed-nego shall be torn limb from limb and their houses reduced to a rubbish heap, inasmuch as there is no other god who is able to deliver in this way.
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Church To Construct Another Road In Abuja (Pictures) by alasane: 3:31pm On Apr 01, 2021
freeborn02:
If religion war comes now, this blind foool called alasane will not think twice before he slaughters the pastor and his church members.
Same as @chandini435: word to word, bunch of mediocre
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Church To Construct Another Road In Abuja (Pictures) by alasane: 2:48pm On Apr 01, 2021
chandini435:
If religion war comes now, this blind foool called alasane will not think twice before he slaughters the pastor and his church members.
Una don kom plenty ooo....
PoliticsRe: How I Was Assaulted By Danladi Umar, CCT Chairman - Abuja Security Guard Speaks by alasane:
freeborn02:
Alasane the idiot, Danladi Umar is your fellow Muslim.

Is this what Islam taught you? To abuse the helpless?

Small time now, you will say only Christians do things like this.

Your religion has turned you to a blind idiot.
Small brains I told you , even FFK that assault journalist & women is also a Muslim ? Even Donald Trump that grope women here & there .................. pig head


Pig head .........see your bother Crepehanger

CrimeRe: Drug Addict Stabs Man To Death In Adamawa, Injures Another At A Wedding Party by alasane: 11:12am On Apr 01, 2021
freeborn02:
You are the one who said only Christians do drugs and homosexuality

Whereas, there are evidences that Muslims are also doing drugs and homosexuality.

That your reasoning is very stupid.
Folk, I said ask toplinetrtrend...or you come in any disguise, i will engaged you......me no dey tire, you pillock!
CrimeRe: Drug Addict Stabs Man To Death In Adamawa, Injures Another At A Wedding Party by alasane: 10:30am On Apr 01, 2021
freeborn02:
One thing I've noticed about you is that you call other people what you should be called.

For example, you are the perfect description of a lunatic with dented brain

If not, you won't say only Christians are doing drugs. The news exposes you to be a total fool blinded by religion.
Nitwit ,ask your fellow co travellers..if i engage you in whatever disguise you come...i always have time & resources..
CrimeRe: Drug Addict Stabs Man To Death In Adamawa, Injures Another At A Wedding Party by alasane: 9:00am On Apr 01, 2021
freeborn02:
Alasane, can you now see that your fellow Muslims also do drugs?

Please stop expressing stupidity with this your religion rubbish. You make your religion sound empty with the way you comment
Another lunatics on the prowl..
EducationRe: Ugandan Primary Schoolgirl Gives Birth During Mathematics Exam In School (Pix) by alasane: 8:44am On Apr 01, 2021
illicit:
If she come fail d exam now, wetin she go call d child....
Felicia or Felix
IslamRe: Objectives Of Fasting And Ramadan by alasane: 11:48am On Mar 26, 2021
womenareapes1:
the day has come were you people mouth will be smelly like decaying dead bodies undecided

can't ya brush ya teeth during fasting?
But one deluded man in CANAN LAND,WONDER LAND, seraphim and cherubim, MOUNT OF FIRE ,celestial church of christ , Synagogues,RCCG will ask you to fast & you will gladly obliged without questioning...
IslamRe: Objectives Of Fasting And Ramadan by alasane: 11:36am On Mar 26, 2021
AntiChristian:
Write simple and correct English!
May Allah continue to enriched you bro ... am following your responses to those "kafir" who like to poke nose to Islamic site

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