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All these past leaders should be jailed for stealing and looting the nations wealth. They stil have the guts to take a group photograph.

If you lose the Election, you will also loose Erection, so please do not give up or lose the Election o.

Young man, I do not think you height is the problem. I think your pocket is the problem. If she tells you it is your height, she is lying. Money talks, bullshit walks.

Show her some US Dollars and the music will change from Reggae to Blues.

Well, some men who are Ugly like to marry a beautiful woman so their kids will not look like an Ape. Some men marry so that other men will not disturb their wife. Some men marry like to marry ugly women so that no man will look at their wife.

Where is the KAI officers with their black maria. If it is traders now,, they will chase and arrest.

Mummy Water ooooooooo

After the Reggae, play the blues. Even your Boo self get a Boo. If you are loosing in a game, please change the rules. You said you assume there are no issues in your marriage. Assumption is the Mother of all Bleep UPS.

Please you need to sit with your hubby and discuss this as no one in Naira land will be able to solve your domestic problem.

May the Good Lord help you and give you the strength to overcome all marriage palaver.

Ebami Eda. Kalakuta Republic. May your music reign forever. What you sang many years ago is happening to Nigerians today. You are the Nigerian Bob Marley and Peter Tosh.

I like this guy. He is a simple governor and down to earth. Kudos my man.

How can you sell a car numbered for N1.150m. How much will a brand new one cost?

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The secretary that typed the list did not review the document and baba also did not check.

Na LOVE make you write all this history like OBJ? Wake up man to reality.

Hehehehehehe Fulani Criminals

This is madness. Another Mad guy from Derenle family.

10,000 shall fall by the right and 5,000 by the left after working on this bum bum. There is God oooooooo

No pictures? Are you selling the words you typed? We need to see what we are buying. Even girls are being tested before marriage.

Boy, you should not have accepted the gifts in the first place since you don't like the girl and don't want to date her. You can still return the gift in a polite way and use your number 6 to explain to her that you will not like her to spend her hard earned money on you. That tradition demands that it is the man who takes care of the woman and not the other way round.

But if it back fires, please run for your dear life. Pass me her contact jare. I am free.

You are in Lagos and still complaining. What about us who live in Ogun state and work in Victoria Island. We get home by 12.00 midnight when there is no rain and traffic. When there is rain and traffic we return back from the traffic to work without seeing our family or sleeping.

You are in Iyana Ipaja which is a surburb within Lagos state and complaining. If I were you I for don start to trek when the bus break down. Maybe by 9.50 you for don reach Yaba, Nonsense students. Spoilt brats.

Badoooo, you don open your own minting and printing company. After all na human beings dey print money. Get rich quick or die trying. I beg make una free the guy joor. This na his talent. When una go employ am for Nigerian minting and printing company, under wan charge am go court. If na UK or USA now this guy na asset to the country, gbagam

Happy Birthday Phino. Try and add some flesh. Tell Lil Kesh to leave you alone with Iranu Abasha.

Every bad thing that happens in Nigeria now is blamed on Jonathan Goodluck by APC. Truck fall, na GEJ, PHCN poll fall, na GEJ, Danfo kill person for express road na, GEJ, Ashawo go on strike na, GEJ, NLC go on strike na GEJ.

Do you think the Boko Haram's are fools and not educated. They use internet as well. You make their hiding place public and you think they will not know.

We say we have military intelligence, don't they know that BH are hiding there. Who is fooling who? Yeye country.

This is the Evil Genius. The man who destroyed Nigeria. The man who does not know what democracy means. The maradona who dribbles in Aso Rock. The devil himself. Make God punish you wherever you are. Your troubles have just started.

Animal in human skin. Corporal Rambo well done o. Na for civilian body you dey get power. Your mate dey Sambisa forest dey fight BOKO HARAM, you dey Oshodi bus stop dey feel funky with poor civilians.

Arrested or Invited who cares. Stop lying Okpolo eyes. Now they say she is down with cancer. When she was stealing the money she did not have cancer. Now that she has been arrested, cancer don show up. No be only Cancer na HIV

See sweet meat. Especially when it is smoked/roasted and used for ogbono soup with pounded yam.

I love this girl TIWA SAVAGE. You rock my world.

Did they come from the border between Niger and Nigeria? Don't we have immigration and customs there? Are borders are porous.

I don't know what to say. I hope the Police do not expect to chase armed robbers with this keke napepe of a thing. God help us.

Did Arase approve this? If yes, then he must be thinking from his anus.

We need to invite CSI to do the investigation. If it is left for Nigerian Police, I am sorry they will not find the killer. The Police cannot solve a stolen car case not to talk of murder case.

The Police is your friend oooooo