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Romance › Re: Beauty Vs Manners, Who Should I Marry? by alaskido(m): 11:29am On Oct 02, 2015
Young man, please marry a girl with good manners and good education. If you follow beauty, you will be disappointed. wink wink wink
Politics › Re: Revealed: How Buhari Chose His Nominees - The Nation by alaskido(m): 11:26am On Oct 02, 2015
As the reporter said "THE PRESIDENT ADOPTED INTELLIGENCE APPROACH TO SELECT HIS MINISTERS" and he finally selected ROTIMI AMAECHI? I am surprised. He has selected a green snake in a green grass. Amaechi does not qualify to be a minister. I pray he is kicked out by the senate. Assistant THIEF Dr Peter Odili.
Business › Re: See How A Lagos Street Hawker Celebrated Independence Yesterday by alaskido(m): 11:15am On Oct 02, 2015
I love her courage and spirit. She is a true patriot even though the country does not care about her. Very soon you will see KAI chasing after her to arrest her and put her in their black maria to prison and she is here dying for her country at 55 years. cry cry
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Steps Out In Flat Shoes After Port Harcourt Stage Fall by alaskido(m): 8:50am On Oct 02, 2015
Denrele, na 7 years imprisonment for gaga guy o. grin grin
Travel › Re: Bus Nearly Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge (Pictures) by alaskido(m): 4:43pm On Sep 30, 2015
The rails that were supposed to protect the vehicles from falling off the bridge has been removed by Igbo and Hausa aluminium merchants. Eko oni baje o. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Timi Alaibe Withdraws From APC Governorship Primary In Bayelsa by alaskido(m): 2:45pm On Sep 30, 2015
Chicken hearted Timi Alaibe. Abi them threaten you? I think say GEJ is behind you.
Food › Re: See The Big Snake That Was Killed For Pepper Soup -- ( Pics) by alaskido(m): 2:43pm On Sep 30, 2015
Bros, please do not forget to put scent leaf and enough pepper. I hope you will use palm wine to follow the pepper soup when ready.

Chai, I don miss action.
Politics › Re: Flood Alert: Alpha Beach Is Underwater by alaskido(m): 2:40pm On Sep 30, 2015
Well for me I no pity them. When I tell my friends say na for Ajegunle I dey live cos the rent is cheap for me. Them dey insult me say I be poor man. Them say make I come see them for Lekki dey enjoy and groove. Them call themselves LEKKI BIG BOYS (LBB). Now see flood for LBB palour and rooms.

I beg make una come take shelter for Yaba, Shomolu, Bariga, Mushin and Ajegunle. We ge enough space for una. grin grin grin
Events › Re: Photo Of The Day: The Groomsmen And The Bridesmaids (Extremely Funny) by alaskido(m): 2:32pm On Sep 30, 2015
Na this one FELA dey call ZOMBIE.
Politics › Re: See The Beautiful Daughters Of Governor Ajimobi by alaskido(m): 2:31pm On Sep 30, 2015
See as una dey comment on just pictures of Governor's daughters. Na wa o for Nija men o.
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Flaunts Her Pierced Tongue In New Pretty Pictures by alaskido(m): 1:14pm On Sep 30, 2015
Ashawo no be work but na management o. Beverly Osu or whatever you call yourself, you are a disgrace to womanhood. You look like ZOMBIE THE FLESH EATER.

Yeye dey smell. angry
Autos › Re: ##########FOR SALE= CHRYSLER PROWLER 3.5ltr turbo charge.....price call by alaskido(m): 4:45pm On Sep 29, 2015
Young man, you get mind import these kind of vehicle into Nigeria o. Are you a Nigerian? We do not have good roads for these kind of vehicles. Also these are racing cars. No good mechanic and spare parts.

Old boy, please relocate to Abuja, maybe those armed robbers politician will buy them for their girlfriends. huh
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Toyota Sienna 880k by alaskido(m): 3:50pm On Sep 29, 2015
Kayharry (Alakuko), please show us the interior, the engine, the front view, the side view and the boot. What inscription did I see on the drivers door? Was it used by Celestial Church? shocked
Politics › Re: Olu Falae Admits Paying Ransom To Kidnappers by alaskido(m): 3:16pm On Sep 29, 2015
Aerial and land attack my foot and they still cannot release the CHIBOK girls. Useless POLICEMEN. If na innocent man coming back from work late and going home, they will charge him for wandering. Or they will stop your car and tell you it is stop and search and begin to ask you for useless documents like fire extinguisher, triangular reflector, headlight not working. Are they Federal Road Safety Commision?
Crime › Re: 88-year-old Man In Prison Over N100m Land Fraud In Lagos (pictured) by alaskido(m): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2015
You are talking of returning money he has already spent almost half of it. You are asking what this man needs N100 million for at the age of 88. You should ask yourself what Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida, Theophilus Danjuma, Shehu Shagari etc needs money for.

No matter your age, we all need money to keep on going but not in a fraudulent way. This one na proper 419 but we still get 419 politicians o.
Crime › Re: Police Inspector To Die By Hanging For Murder by alaskido(m): 2:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
This is good news and a change. It took 5 years to bring this officer to book. Kudos to the Judge.

They say POLICE is your friend, this is a BIG LIE. They say bail is FREE, this is a BIG LIE.

How can a POLICE man put on a black shirt, black trouser, black cap, black shoe, carry a black gun with a black heart and walk in the darkness to shoot a helpless and law abiding citizen of this country going about his legal and normal business.

Our hard earned tax pays their salaries, buys their uniforms and guns but still they use our tax payers money to intimidate us and kill us.

Chai, there is God oooooooooo cry
Crime › Re: Gang Revenge: Mob Kill Man Who Brutally Murdered His Elder Brother In PH by alaskido(m): 2:20pm On Sep 29, 2015
This is a pity. May their gentle soul rest in perfect peace. The father and mother of the mentally deranged son should have sent him to an asylum or put him in chains to avoid the loss of life.

This is a lesson learnt. Had I known is the brother of Mr too late. shocked
Celebrities › Re: Nenny-b Of Hot FM Celebrates Birthday As Hon.tony Nwulu, Bigmo Put Up Appearance by alaskido(m): 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
OMG!!! I have never seen such a group of single, lonely and desperate women in my life with no rings on their fingers and no husband. What is this life turning into. cry

Any man wey try marry one of these girls will end up have a cardiac arrest and die young. Mention how may celebrities wey their wedding last a lifetime. embarassed
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Anti- Narcotics Officials ‘abscond’ With Seized Drugs (pictured) by alaskido(m): 1:50pm On Sep 29, 2015
Na Where Man dey work na there him dey chop. That is why dem call am WORKSHOP.
Crime › Re: Mother Bathes 15-year-old Daughter’s Lover With Hot Water by alaskido(m): 12:21pm On Sep 29, 2015
@ Prettytasha and Godfullsam, age is just numbers. The difference between them is 15 years. Or do you want to marry a man or woman your age or older than you. As we all know women grow older very fast.

This woman is very wicked. If another mother should treat her son the same way, how would she feel. She should have called both of them together and give them a motherly advise.

@ Wildchild1, you call a 30 years man an old man. What age do you consider as old? 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 ,90 or 100? You must be 9 years to call a 30 years man an old man. These days that we have 60 years old men as youth leaders in many communities. shocked shocked
Crime › Re: 61-year-old Guard Rapes Two Sisters, Gives Them N200 by alaskido(m): 11:42am On Sep 29, 2015
This is YERIMAH part 2. It is a shame though that such things are happening and it is very bad.

Come to think of this from another angle. YERIMAH is very rich and marries an underage girl, this is not regarded as a sin or crime because it is the same rape. Now a security man rapes and because he is poor becomes a sin and a crime.

I am not supporting what the security did was right. In-fact his dick should be cut off and given to the dogs to feed on. But let us have a re-think and treat everybody equal irrespective of your status in the society. wink
Politics › Re: Buhari And His Entourage After Addressing The UN General Assembly (Photos) by alaskido(m): 11:03am On Sep 29, 2015
ALIBABA AND THE 40 THIEVES. grin
Health › Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by alaskido(m): 10:48am On Sep 29, 2015
Oh boy, what a life. At this age of 20 - 28, this is the time your dick should be more active. I am 51 years old and I get erection every time I just see a sexy lady pass right in front of me.

I think you have some physiological problem and you need to see a doctor. If after seeing a doctor and using all the necessary drugs and instructions it still does not erect, PLEASE JUST CUT THE DAMN THING OFF. You are better without it. The Bible says if you right or left hand makes you to sin, please cut it off. grin
Politics › Re: Ambode’s Mediocre List of Commissioners Full Of Tinubu’s Relatives, Friends –PDP by alaskido(m): 10:35am On Sep 29, 2015
My brother if you are the one hand picked and sponsored to become the governor without struggling or spending your money for the cause, you will do the same. He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

Please leave AMBODE the senior HOUSEBOY to enjoy his next 4 years in peace. cheesy grin
Family › Re: Married Women Fall From 3 Storey Building While Fighting In Anambra (Photo) by alaskido(m): 10:19am On Sep 29, 2015
LWKMD. 2 women fighting over what? They fell from a 3 storey building and still remain alive. God is good, all the time. If they survive this, they will become best of friends. Poor husbands. Your hard earned money is now going for hospital bill especially the one with broken spinal cord. cry cry
Autos › Re: Super Clean Registered Jetta 08 in PH (Bought brand new) by alaskido(m): 4:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
Car looks good but price is on the high side. Moreover the engine needs to be washed to attract prospective buyers. wink
Autos › Re: NOT ANYMORE:2012 Toyota Corolla Sport Reg Bought Brandnew Available For Sale by alaskido(m): 4:29pm On Sep 28, 2015
Neatly Used? With that dent close to the headlight and scratch on the front bumper. Show us the engine. N2.3 m no be small money to play around. You can buy a Lexus RX 330 for that amount you know.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enters Into Church On A Hoverboard (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2015
Maybe he did not play with this toy when he was a kid grin grin
Family › Re: Photo Of The Day: Father & 5 Children On A Suicide Mission by alaskido(m): 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2015
If it was an Igbo, Ijaw or Urhobo man do this same thing, the policeman go arrest am quickly but because na Hausa man, he stood and was watching.
Crime › Re: Man, 26, Stabbed To Death For Showing Interest In Chief's Daughter by alaskido(m): 4:01pm On Sep 28, 2015
POOR MEN CHILDREN, PLEASE STAY CLEAR OF RICH MENS CHILDREN. WHEN A PERSON DIES THEY WILL LABEL HIM A CULTIST. DEAD MEN DONT SPEAK.
Crime › Re: LAWMA Official Arrested For Stealing Cables (Pictured) by alaskido(m): 3:53pm On Sep 28, 2015
I beg make them leave this man jare. Politicians steal our tax payers money in billion and police dey escort am everywhere him go. Poor man steal ordinary cable una sit am down take am picture and want to prosecute am for cleaning the streets of Lagos.

Una no know say na waste cable him dey collect.
Celebrities › Re: Mimz-Lounge, Ini Edo's Night Club (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:14pm On Sep 28, 2015
Chai, there is God oooooooooo. These money you people are sharing in the name of Nollywood. Acting on stage and in bed is the same acting ooooooo.

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