₦airaland Forum

Life made simple. If it was Nigeria now they will line up Range Rovers worth millions of dollars to impress visitors when the masses are dying of hunger. Bloody smoke screen Nigerian government.

When GEJ sent the military to wipe out Boko Haram, the northern elders were shouting that Jonathan was killing their people and that this was Genocide and he should be charged for War Crimes.

Now General Buhari is in charge and killing Boko Harams, we do not hear any noise from the northern elders. Whey are they not shouting now because their brother is in power and killing his brothers.

You see how tribalism has played and eaten deep into the Nigeria polity. God will help us if this country does not divide in the near future.

This woman should be taken to a psychiatric home. I think she is possessed and a witch.

Leave wetin dem write for motor and enter am o. Good banging body. You can use pillow to cover the face if she is ugly.

These are all white people. We can understand this. I thought you were about to show us some Nigerian billionaires who live cheap because I know my brothers and sisters, this is not possible.

Nija, we like to show ourselves.

Nonsense and useless committee. Why South-East? They should take their survey to the North where Boko Haram are importing their arms and killing innocent Nigerians.

If you are looking for the eye of a fish, you go to the head. They should leave Southerners alone and face the real problem, the NORTH. We need our locally made guns to defend ourselves when Boko Haram arrives our communities.

All the girls on Nairaland just dey fall in love and dey blush. See six pack. yeye dey smell. Me na amusement park I get and my baby love me.

Reakautos, why do you want to give your customers a life snake to buy?

This jeep is specialised for overheating. Good luck.

All these soldier men. Any where dem post them go, them must reproduce.

If the military has routed out BOKO HARAM from every inch of Nigeria, why are we still having pockets of bombing here and there. Are you people trying to confuse us?

Chai, there is God o. Give a dog a bad name so you can hang it.

Na wetin them find go there self. Stay your country, them say NO. Me wey I dey here dey suffer, you think say India, Malaysia, USA and Uk no dey hungry me?

These politicians are very funny. They are in Church for thanksgiving after rigging elections. God is watching o.

This guy just wrapped a Volkswagen Jetta with mat and claims he has manufactured a mat fabric car. Copy cat. This one go catch fire quick if it goes close to Iya ala akara frying by the roadside.

Who drives a manual car these days?

You call this neatly used with all the body battered like it fell from Ijora Olopa (7 up) bridge.

The husband should cut off his dick.

The YERIMAS at work. No jail term or police involvement because na Hausa/Fulani. If it was a southerner, they will call police and jail them.

She dey mould block or she be boxer? Na which kind rough hand be this?

She died in active service. She be greedy girl. Na only she customer dey to meet. She should have shared the men with her other colleagues. Anyway, na she know wetin she go tell baba God when asked what killed her.

Tribunal annual election and brother Wike quickly run go make broadcast. Abi him dey fear? Na only man wey his hand no clean dey behave the way Wike dey behave o.

Young man, there are so many girls in campus. Leave this one alone otherwise you will develop heart attack. Do you want to die early before your time? If you die another man will take over and life goes on.

Rotimi Amaechi say he has never collected bribe. Can he swear he never gave bribe. His mouth was shaking when he was saying it.

Nut crusher lady . Why the testicles of all places in the mans body. Maybe she does not want the man to use it again on another woman. But that is not fair o. Na only she go dey chop the sweep thing?

This actress no dey shame. She hire lawyer because of 370K phone.

Young man, you never experience nothing and you dey shout. Wait until them visit your house. Na you go cook for them, give them booze and show them where your money dey.

This South African woman, I say your father. See your mouth like Kpomo.

The driver want to chop profit and loss alone.

In Nigeria the you will not grow and the old will not die. It is the reverse. Buhari, Babangida etc should read this.

Why in Rivers State? They should go to Anambra, Imo, Abia, Enugu to protest and not in Rivers State.