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Politics › Re: Army Issues Security Alert On Abuja Hotels by alaskido(m): 4:18pm On Mar 08, 2017
The gbege don reach rich man door mouth, Army don dey shout about security and how to protect them. Na only rich men dey lodge for Abuja hotels o. I think Burutai say Nnamdi Kanu na terrorist. So who dey plan to bomb hotels for Abuja now? Na Kanu or Shekau. Misplaced priority. DSS and Police leave their primary assignments dey chase other things.
Literature › Re: Women Should Be Treated As Those With “Joystick” – Chimamanda Adichie by alaskido(m): 4:14pm On Mar 08, 2017
This woman take your time o make I no give you electronic slap. You want dick abi? Go buy am for market now. That is why you all have refused to marry abi?
Celebrities › Re: Chika Okpala Zebudaya And His AMVCA SUV Strike A Pose (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2017
Oyind18:
idiottttt!!!! Never knew his name till today. See you wey smoke used menstral pad.
Indomine baby. See your life like APC own.
Politics › Re: Air Force Destroys Another Boko Haram Terrorist Logistics Base. Photos/Video by alaskido(m): 4:03pm On Mar 08, 2017
This is what we hear everyday and still the Boko boys keep bombing and killing. I don't know what to believe anymore.
Family › Re: “I Want A Divorce Because I Want To Go To School” – 17 Year Old Girl Cries Out by alaskido(m): 4:00pm On Mar 08, 2017
Oyind18:
Twice her age, shameless man
What do you mean by shameless man? Do you want him to marry his mothers age? Don't you know women grow older on time more than the men because of child birth.
Food › Re: Man Saw Beans Inside Fish Pie He Bought (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:41pm On Mar 08, 2017
You are lucky you met beans inside. Some people buy meat pie to find nothing inside and sometimes they use rat meat. Na recession things now. Don't complain. After all you guys voted for APC changi grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Chika Okpala Zebudaya And His AMVCA SUV Strike A Pose (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:38pm On Mar 08, 2017
Oyind18:
Thought he's from Yoruba


Modified

I never knew he is from Igbo, is it wrong to think he's from Yoruba?

I am neither Yoruba nor Igbo. Free me from your tribal war pls.
Does CHIKA OKPALA sound like a Yoruba name, or you are high on Oshogbo weed?
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Handsome Brothers Are Making Girls Go Gaga Online by alaskido(m): 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2017
So we the ugly ones do not have any chance abi? Fyne boy no dey pay bills o.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Visits His Mother For His 60th Birthday. See The Cake She Gave Him by alaskido(m): 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2017
searchng4love:
What's Buhari's real age?
Buhari is 80 years while OBJ is 86 years.
Education › Re: "Pastor Slaps Covenant University Student For Pressing IPod During Service" by alaskido(m): 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2017
If a me I go give that pastor 5 slaps.
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by alaskido(m): 11:26am On Mar 08, 2017
captainking:
hahaha aha aha.. You are funny.. My guy.. There are lots of guys that can last way more dan 30 mins of pure Penetration without enhancements.. This I tell u.. Let me break it to you.. Have lasted for 1hr..40 mins or so.. Of Penetration... So.. It's very possible
Jesus, you were on the girl for 1 hour, 40 minutes? How did the girl feel. I bet she felt all sore and exhausted. You wicked sha. You want to kill someone's daughter. He who fights and run away lives to fight another day even better. So my guy take it easy so you or the girl will not visit heaven fast. Under this recession when men hardly eat 3 square meal and you are talking of lasting 1hr, 40m on a woman with empty stomach abi.
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by alaskido(m): 11:20am On Mar 08, 2017
May the good Lord never allow me to meet this kind of girl. For wetin, 2 hours of sex? You want to kill person pickin? Na wetin I go dey do on top of woman for 2 hours? I dey craze? Na food? I want to build house inside there? This girl na devil go soda that place wey you dey take hold men captive for more that 2 hours. So many men must have died through this girls passage way o.
Politics › Re: Fayose Turns Tailor. Pictured Sewing Clothes Ahead Of The World Women's Day by alaskido(m): 11:05am On Mar 08, 2017
This man will never seize to amaze me.
Celebrities › Re: Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Gifty Beautiful In New Photo by alaskido(m): 10:38am On Mar 08, 2017
If a fellow girl dey lust over a fellow girl, I wonder wetin we men go do angry Just thinking.
Politics › Re: 2019: We Will Declare Free Education For All When We Take Over – PDP by alaskido(m): 10:36am On Mar 08, 2017
Them don come again o. Na which kind fake promise be this? They did not do it during their 16 years in power. Na now dem wake up. Nigerians do not trust any politicians again. We have learnt our lessons from APC change promise that was never fulfilled.
Politics › Re: John Enenche Now Military Spokesman by alaskido(m): 10:16am On Mar 08, 2017
This man still dey Army? Them never retire am. Okay I forget say na official age all of them dey use.
Politics › Re: Dpo Escapes Death After Big Tree Fell On Top Of His Office (pic) by alaskido(m): 10:01am On Mar 08, 2017
When your hands are not clean, this is what you receive. Change your ways and worship the Almighty God.
Crime › Re: Fake Army Officer In Port-Harcourt Apprehended By Security Operatives (Pics) by alaskido(m): 9:02am On Mar 08, 2017
Why will you put on an Army uniform when you are not a soldier. Some people don't just think and invite problem to themselves. I wish him good luck with this war thirsty looking soldiers. His body will tell him after the beating. He may even die in the process of torture.
Politics › Re: Ecowas Court Strikes Out FG Request On Nnamdi Kanu's Case, Adjourns The Ruling by alaskido(m): 8:54am On Mar 08, 2017
GameGod:
Kanu is a known terrorist.

cc IpobExposed
My friend every Nigerian is a terrorist if provoked. Stop calling Kanu a terrorist. The real terrorist we all know is Shekau.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike Poses With His Flower Girls (Photo) by alaskido(m): 8:34am On Mar 08, 2017
This guy is just sick and suffering from boredom. Can someone tell this guy to start an NGO and get himself busy like his mates.
Health › Re: Multiple Sex Partners Among Women Increases Risk Of Cervical Cancer by alaskido(m): 8:33am On Mar 08, 2017
kateskitty:
Na lie o shocked
I wouldn't take it grin
If you like take am, if you like no take am. Na your kitty katty go suffer. grin grin
Travel › Re: 14 Places Not To Park Your Car – FRSC by alaskido(m): 8:30am On Mar 08, 2017
helphelp:
Good info to take in when I buy my motor
Don't worry when you buy your car you will forget all these instructions, trust me. It is human nature and natural. You will even want to park in front of government house.
Travel › Re: 14 Places Not To Park Your Car – FRSC by alaskido(m): 8:29am On Mar 08, 2017
Papykush:
Don't park your car at Allen Avenue at night....



I repeat, do not park your car at Allen Avenue at night...a word is enough for the wise
It looks like you are a customer there. So you are the one who took my parking space last weekend abi? And also collected my favourite Olosho home abi? See your okpolo eye like Segun Arinze own.
Agriculture › Re: Cucumber Farming In Nigeria – How To Start The Business by alaskido(m): 4:54pm On Mar 07, 2017
Please keep this business far from Chidinma o.
Politics › Re: PDP Leaders Ready To Visit Buhari In London by alaskido(m): 4:50pm On Mar 07, 2017
If Buhari is aware that PDP members are coming to visit him in London this may quicken his death o. Please allow our president to have some rest now.
Politics › Re: Senator Omo Agege Decamps To APC by alaskido(m): 4:49pm On Mar 07, 2017
Another thief decamping to APC. APC is now the most corrupt political party in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Amaechi And Ambode Receive Osinbajo In Lagos (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:47pm On Mar 07, 2017
The first picture shows Ameachi trying to push Ambode out of the picture to be seen relevant. The Lion of Ubima. The defector. The squanderer of Rivers wealth. The mono rail professor.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Senate Stops Nigerian Customs Vehicle Duty Ultimatum by alaskido(m): 4:39pm On Mar 07, 2017
This is a good move. The customs officers at the borders and ports are the ones conniving with importers to evade duty or pay less duty. Now they want to drop the hammer on the end user who is the poor Nigerian citizen who bought the car probably from a car dealer or a second hand Nigerian used car used by another Nigerian.

The customs boss should clean his house of bad eggs. After all they said CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU. Abi this change no reach customs side?
Politics › Re: Aba Made Bullet Proof Vest (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:35pm On Mar 07, 2017
The bullet proof looks like childrens school bag. I bet this thing will be at least 50kg heavy like a bag of cement. Trust Nigerians for their inventions.
Politics › Re: Agitators For Nigeria’s Separation Will Wait For Another Four Millennia —Buratai by alaskido(m): 2:31pm On Mar 07, 2017
Burutai, it is Boko Haram that are trying to divide the country. Please go after them.
Family › Re: Wife Sends Husband To Prison For Marrying A Second Wife (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:30pm On Mar 07, 2017
I don't understand this country. Na which one be assault again. Na the woman seize house documents and destroy house property with woman pestle. The woman should be charged for assault instead of the man. Now she has sent the husband to jail, she will marry herself because if the man serves his jail term the marriage is over.
Family › Re: Wife Sends Husband To Prison For Marrying A Second Wife (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:28pm On Mar 07, 2017
mcfynest:
Wish our women can do this.... Sue those men that break a sacred vow
Na which one be sacred vow. The woman is barren and cannot giver birth after 13 years. The man is getting old and the woman is almost near menopause stage.

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