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The gbege don reach rich man door mouth, Army don dey shout about security and how to protect them. Na only rich men dey lodge for Abuja hotels o. I think Burutai say Nnamdi Kanu na terrorist. So who dey plan to bomb hotels for Abuja now? Na Kanu or Shekau. Misplaced priority. DSS and Police leave their primary assignments dey chase other things. |
This woman take your time o make I no give you electronic slap. You want dick abi? Go buy am for market now. That is why you all have refused to marry abi? |
Oyind18:Indomine baby. See your life like APC own. |
This is what we hear everyday and still the Boko boys keep bombing and killing. I don't know what to believe anymore. |
Oyind18:What do you mean by shameless man? Do you want him to marry his mothers age? Don't you know women grow older on time more than the men because of child birth. |
You are lucky you met beans inside. Some people buy meat pie to find nothing inside and sometimes they use rat meat. Na recession things now. Don't complain. After all you guys voted for APC changi ![]() |
Oyind18:Does CHIKA OKPALA sound like a Yoruba name, or you are high on Oshogbo weed? |
So we the ugly ones do not have any chance abi? Fyne boy no dey pay bills o. |
searchng4love:Buhari is 80 years while OBJ is 86 years. |
If a me I go give that pastor 5 slaps. |
captainking:Jesus, you were on the girl for 1 hour, 40 minutes? How did the girl feel. I bet she felt all sore and exhausted. You wicked sha. You want to kill someone's daughter. He who fights and run away lives to fight another day even better. So my guy take it easy so you or the girl will not visit heaven fast. Under this recession when men hardly eat 3 square meal and you are talking of lasting 1hr, 40m on a woman with empty stomach abi. |
May the good Lord never allow me to meet this kind of girl. For wetin, 2 hours of sex? You want to kill person pickin? Na wetin I go dey do on top of woman for 2 hours? I dey craze? Na food? I want to build house inside there? This girl na devil go soda that place wey you dey take hold men captive for more that 2 hours. So many men must have died through this girls passage way o. |
This man will never seize to amaze me. |
If a fellow girl dey lust over a fellow girl, I wonder wetin we men go do Just thinking. |
Them don come again o. Na which kind fake promise be this? They did not do it during their 16 years in power. Na now dem wake up. Nigerians do not trust any politicians again. We have learnt our lessons from APC change promise that was never fulfilled. |
This man still dey Army? Them never retire am. Okay I forget say na official age all of them dey use. |
When your hands are not clean, this is what you receive. Change your ways and worship the Almighty God. |
Why will you put on an Army uniform when you are not a soldier. Some people don't just think and invite problem to themselves. I wish him good luck with this war thirsty looking soldiers. His body will tell him after the beating. He may even die in the process of torture. |
GameGod:My friend every Nigerian is a terrorist if provoked. Stop calling Kanu a terrorist. The real terrorist we all know is Shekau. |
This guy is just sick and suffering from boredom. Can someone tell this guy to start an NGO and get himself busy like his mates. |
kateskitty:If you like take am, if you like no take am. Na your kitty katty go suffer. ![]() |
helphelp:Don't worry when you buy your car you will forget all these instructions, trust me. It is human nature and natural. You will even want to park in front of government house. |
Papykush:It looks like you are a customer there. So you are the one who took my parking space last weekend abi? And also collected my favourite Olosho home abi? See your okpolo eye like Segun Arinze own. |
Please keep this business far from Chidinma o. |
If Buhari is aware that PDP members are coming to visit him in London this may quicken his death o. Please allow our president to have some rest now. |
Another thief decamping to APC. APC is now the most corrupt political party in Nigeria. |
The first picture shows Ameachi trying to push Ambode out of the picture to be seen relevant. The Lion of Ubima. The defector. The squanderer of Rivers wealth. The mono rail professor. |
This is a good move. The customs officers at the borders and ports are the ones conniving with importers to evade duty or pay less duty. Now they want to drop the hammer on the end user who is the poor Nigerian citizen who bought the car probably from a car dealer or a second hand Nigerian used car used by another Nigerian. The customs boss should clean his house of bad eggs. After all they said CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU. Abi this change no reach customs side? |
The bullet proof looks like childrens school bag. I bet this thing will be at least 50kg heavy like a bag of cement. Trust Nigerians for their inventions. |
Burutai, it is Boko Haram that are trying to divide the country. Please go after them. |
I don't understand this country. Na which one be assault again. Na the woman seize house documents and destroy house property with woman pestle. The woman should be charged for assault instead of the man. Now she has sent the husband to jail, she will marry herself because if the man serves his jail term the marriage is over. |
mcfynest:Na which one be sacred vow. The woman is barren and cannot giver birth after 13 years. The man is getting old and the woman is almost near menopause stage. |
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Just thinking.