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Crime › Re: Vampire Forgot To Use Disappearance Charm, Says His Herbalist by alaskido(m): 2:07pm On Mar 07, 2017
Did the herbalist also forget to tie his disappearing charm on his waist to prevent being caught? Still he was arrested. Yeye juju wey go fail you one day. The only juju that does not fail is the ALMIGHTY GOD.
Politics › Re: Agitators For Nigeria’s Separation Will Wait For Another Four Millennia —Buratai by alaskido(m): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2017
This country is a joke. CSO gave this killer an award? After killing shites, IPOBS, NDA etc. Now he is threating those who want to divide the country. He must have been a corporal or staff sergeant when the civil war broke out. God help us.
Romance › Re: Girls Share Their Nudes For N30k On Facebook Page In Nigeria (Photos) by alaskido(m): 1:57pm On Mar 07, 2017
OP, why you dey cover the pictures now. I thought you wanted us to know and see the pictures. I just waste my time open this thread. angry
Career › Re: If You Could Try Out Any Job For One Week, What Job Would You Choose To Try? by alaskido(m): 1:53pm On Mar 07, 2017
President of Nigeria for 1 week. I will like to see and lay may hands on the COOKIE JAR grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: The Age Of Big Brother Naija Housemates by alaskido(m): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2017
Bring them to me for bone test especially that white witch Tboss. grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Rumour: Davido Is Expecting A Second Child From Another Baby Mama + Video by alaskido(m): 12:10pm On Mar 07, 2017
make baby mama no kill you o. Male prostitute.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Inspects Ebute-Metta Railway Terminal Lagos(photos) by alaskido(m): 11:19am On Mar 07, 2017
This Ameachi stomach dey increase more and more. It has grown bigger than when he was a governor o.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Inspects Ebute-Metta Railway Terminal Lagos(photos) by alaskido(m): 11:17am On Mar 07, 2017
Amaechi, you need to fire those old managers at the Railway corporation. They grounded it. Appoint young and enterprising men to head the helm of affairs.
Family › Re: Photos Of Hot Mother And Her Baby Got Instagram Users Talking by alaskido(m): 9:48am On Mar 07, 2017
FvckShiT:
Holy fůcking shįt shocked!

Fůck! shocked

Those fůcking nice tįts and that fůcking nice ass kiss
Ama keep fůcking her every fůcking day
You and Bleep all the time. I hope you don't get bleeped up. cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kenyan Lady Claims Man Begged Her For Sex In Exchange For A Job, Leaks Chats by alaskido(m): 9:30am On Mar 07, 2017
Valkaryie:
grin LMAO. Because I'm 3 years old abi?
2 of una need to be flogged. Sharwama and Cream Cracker my foot.
Politics › Re: Pro-Biafrans Stage A Peaceful Protest In America For The Release Of Kanu(Photos) by alaskido(m): 9:13am On Mar 07, 2017
carzola:
USA government should arrest this
People.. For public disturbance.
No be only arrest na impoundment. You think say USA na Nigeria wey no dey obey court order and rule of law.
Politics › Re: Fayose Wants Obasanjo To Refund The N10m Donation He Made Towards His Library by alaskido(m): 8:34am On Mar 07, 2017
This Fayose guy is really a comedian. BOVI, BASKETMOUTH, BUCHI etc, please take note another comedian is joining the team soon.
Politics › Re: Buhari Asked Me To Visit Oil Producing States- Osinbajo by alaskido(m): 8:23am On Mar 07, 2017
Acting President taking orders from a Disapora President. Na wa o. Why Buhari no visit the oil producing communities in 2015/2016, instead he was visiting outside Nigeria. We do not care if Buhari is the one giving you the instructions. The most important thing is that the country is moving forward in his absence. He should remain in the UK till further notice.
Politics › Re: Buhari Asked Me To Visit Oil Producing States- Osinbajo by alaskido(m): 8:19am On Mar 07, 2017
Bros don dey fear. The praises from Nigerians don dey too much and Buhari 2 watchdogs Babachir Lawal and Kyari don dey breath hot air down Osibande neck.
Crime › Re: Corporate Criminals, Kidnappers Arrested In Lagos After Collecting N3M Ransom by alaskido(m): 8:14am On Mar 07, 2017
So Policemen call these 3 guys well dressed. Then they have not seen dressing. I was expecting to see the type of E-Money dressing. Yeye dey smell. See the middle guy still dey hold bottle water take dey cool himself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: Stephanie Otobo In Court With Her Male Colleague (Photos) by alaskido(m): 8:12am On Mar 07, 2017
BankManager:
Well,one has to be careful with women cos beautiful women are the downfall of great men..
Yes my brother. Like DELIALA.
Family › Re: "My Husband Agreed I Date Our Labourer" - Wife by alaskido(m): 8:10am On Mar 07, 2017
Ruggedpen:
so what is special about this now ?

in fact i dedicate it to London based president.
I have been planning to be FTC for a long time but arrived late. Your President is in DIASPORA. cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Ime Bishop Umoh And His Wife At AMVCA 2017 (Photo) by alaskido(m): 4:52pm On Mar 06, 2017
I do not know why small men like big and huge women.
Politics › Re: James Bala Ngilari Jailed For 5 Years For Corruption by alaskido(m): 4:51pm On Mar 06, 2017
So na only 7 months him serve and him come steal so much. Thank God he did not serve for 8 years. The state for disappear from the face of Nigerian map.
TV/Movies › Re: Why Do Nigerians Love Efe, BBNaija Housemate, So Much? by alaskido(m): 4:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
I love EFE because him no send anybody for the house. If you notice he likes to sleep alone on a single bed. He does not flirt with the girls and he tells you the truth. Warri no dey carry last. Like I go die dey talk. If you talk you go die, if you no talk you go still die, so let us talk and die. Na this be EFE philosophy o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Johnson Suleman: "Stephanie Otobo Is A Blackmailer, Has Link With Boko Haram" by alaskido(m): 4:35pm On Mar 06, 2017
I am so fucking confused now. I do not know who to believe. SR, Stephanie or Suleiman.
Politics › Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by alaskido(m): 4:03pm On Mar 06, 2017
LordOfNaira:
Osinbajo is acting in his stead. Talk to Osinbajo and stop being mischievous.

As for the kpomo cutter, he is worthless beside Buhari. The president would call hundreds of people first before he gets to him.
Osibande is not the President. He is only acting. I still maintain that we need to her from him. This is just the gospel truth. Or did he speak with you?
Politics › Re: What Nnamdi Kanu Told Us In Prison — Pat Utomi by alaskido(m): 3:43pm On Mar 06, 2017
sarrki:
So that criminal is still talking

Oooooh kanu you will know the differencenter between

Kuje and nguru prison soon

You have 5 more decades to spend behind bars
Nnamdi Kanu is now more popular than the president. Sarrki, your kinsman Shekau and his cohorts are still free killing people, bombing churches and mosques, but you do not see that as terrorism. It is a man who did not carry arms, burn mosques and churches or bomb people you are calling a terrorist. When the scales covering your eyes will fall off it will be too late.
Politics › Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by alaskido(m): 3:26pm On Mar 06, 2017
omenka:
What a delusional man. No one owes you anything. The ol man would speak with whoever he wants to speak with and there's nothing you or any of your praise singers Can do about it.
Omenka, this is where you are wrong man. Buhari needs to speak with Nigerian since we gave him the vote that made him the president except you are telling us here on NL that the election that brought Buhari into power was rigged by APC and their cabals.
Politics › Re: I Am Returning Soon To Continue Project Of Fixing Nigeria - Buhari by alaskido(m): 2:57pm On Mar 06, 2017
Buhari, please talk to the 180m people who voted for you and stop selecting people you talk to. Address the nation. Fayose has also given you his number to call him or is he not a governor?
Career › Re: I Returned Excess Payment At Work by alaskido(m): 2:40pm On Mar 06, 2017
You did very well young man. You have saved yourself some disgrace and explanation when you want to go for political office in the future because your enemies will fish this particular transaction out. Also EFCC will fish you out one day due to their joblessness.
Politics › Re: Buhari May Come Back Today — Ibrahim Dasuki Nakande by alaskido(m): 2:16pm On Mar 06, 2017
This guy is saying MAY COME BACK TODAY which means he is not even sure of what he is saying. Whether him come back to Nigeria or not, it will not change anything. Osibande is doing very well. I beg 2nd base jare.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by alaskido(m): 12:25pm On Mar 06, 2017
It is to avoid stories that touch o. How you go dey bang for 20 years without any result.
Romance › Re: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by alaskido(m): 12:24pm On Mar 06, 2017
[quote author=Jacksparr0w127 post=54300493][/quote]So Femi Adeshina dey smoke weed? No wonder he always talks out of point.
TV/Movies › Re: Bisola Calls Tboss A White Witch For Causing Kemen's Disqualification by alaskido(m): 12:22pm On Mar 06, 2017
Men, this kemen lips na the very one o. Tboss was lucky he only used his hands on her boobs. If these lips had touched those boobs Big Brother would have fainted and hospitalised from a stroke.
Career › Re: One Month's Notice Or One Month's Salary? by alaskido(m): 12:20pm On Mar 06, 2017
Since you just collected your salary, you are to inform you new employer that you will give your current employer one months notice so he can fix a new date for your resumption. Your condition of service with your current place of work as the case maybe with all establishment that you have to provide one months notice to the company or refund months pay to the company if you are to leave in a hurry.

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