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These were the buses bought by Ameachi and were packed at Government house for over 2 years. Thank God Wike has put them to use. |
How can one be funny and romantic under this Buhari recession administration I just tire self. |
This Okorocha self. Making life very difficult for the common man on the street. Is that why they voted for him? |
In the 70's when I was a kid, when trains are about to cross the roads, the attendants will lower the barriers and the red lights will stop all coming vehicles from both sides. But these days the barriers are no more. The attendants have not been paid for 35 years, the system has collapsed. Which way Nigeria? |
This CP is ready from a script written for him. What da Bleep? Is he in an audition for a Nollywood movie? Nigeria Police na wa for una. |
I have always told people that you cannot mix Christianity and Politics. Politics is a dirty game. You have to tell lies and involve yourself in dirty games and things. May God save us. Na God know who dey serve am. |
So jungle justice has been extended to dogs? This Nigeria self na wa o. Only during Buhari regime we dey see this kind thing. |
This is Barracuda fish. |
nelson7777:@nelson, looks like you are a prof on this matter. I bend my bum bum for you. ![]() |
Just tell her that her food taste like cow urine and she will stop. ![]() |
Our tax money is working. I pay my tax in Lagos every month. My tax money is supposed to provide me with free water, clearing of my waste garbage but I still pay for these services. So what are they doing with our tax money. Okay I can now guess what they do with our tax money the politicians share it ![]() |
This is what you get when a retired dumb general becomes a civilian president. Please remind them that there is Monkey Pox in the Niger Delta o. |
My brother, sorry for your ordeal with these useless bastards. Next time just obey like a zombie and always remember to pray before leaving your home. I do not know why I was born a Nigerian. |
So them no catch the thieves? Too bad. Na which kind bad road wey police no fit pass with their pick up. I smell lies. |
So this man has not been recalled? He still has time to snap pictures. |
So Pastor self dey do boyfriend and girlfriend before them marry. |
Osibanjo , your own na to dey attend seminars dey speak big grammar while the fulani president and his gang hands dey inside our cookie jar dey chop our oyel money. |
These kids are just juveniles. Real Armed Robbers move with AK47, G-3 and Pump actions. They operate in groups and well coordinated. |
The same thing happened to me. I was issued a fake yellow fever card without my knowing. When I arrived Abidjan I and some other Nigerians were asked to step aside. I was asked to pay about 50 dollars for a yellow fever injection. |
Mumu woman. Good for her. |
Umahi, did you ask Buhari what he is doing about Fulani herdsmen killing farmers all over Nigeria? What is he also doing about the people in his cabinet accused of stealing etc. |
If it was Nigeria, they will block all the roads leading to the event. Nobody will move. They will beat you with koboko if you try to move, They will shut the airports, seaports, take off NEPA light, make announcement for 2 weeks that Buhari want to pass Surulere, they will paint all the walkways, plant flowers, patch all the pot holes etc. Nigeria will never be like other countries. |
purityval:Have you seen a scare crow on suit before? that is how Buhari will look so there is no need for him to put on suit. The agbada can cover all the skeletal frame. |
And our politicians are stealing billions of N,$, £ with biro at biro point and nobody bat an eyelid. This life is very unfair to the poor masses ![]() |
I can identify Awolowo and Tafawa Balewa. Yeah, this were the people that started the whole problem in Nigeria. |
Stupid boy. Don't go and work for your own money. Keep depending on your fathers property. |
If na ordinary man police no go do anything. Because it is one of their own. God no dey sleep. |
So you do not want to give the youths a chance Abi? You want to remain there for life. Please do not forget that man proposes but God disposes. |
Price? |
So what was Owoseni doing all these while? Ensure you guys build more prisons for them o. |
There is nothing new here. He is human like me and you. He eats what every human eats. |
Shekau, your oga has arrived your territory o. |

