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Politics / Re: Free School Buses For Children In Rivers State (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:55pm On Oct 12, 2017
These were the buses bought by Ameachi and were packed at Government house for over 2 years. Thank God Wike has put them to use.
Romance / Re: Ways To Woo A Girl Without Using Money. by alaskido(m): 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2017
How can one be funny and romantic under this Buhari recession administration I just tire self.
Politics / Re: Keke Operators Protest In Owerri As Okorocha Plans To Replace Them With Taxis by alaskido(m): 4:14pm On Oct 12, 2017
This Okorocha self. Making life very difficult for the common man on the street. Is that why they voted for him?
Travel / Re: Train Hits A Toyota Camry In Mushin, Lagos (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:08pm On Oct 12, 2017
In the 70's when I was a kid, when trains are about to cross the roads, the attendants will lower the barriers and the red lights will stop all coming vehicles from both sides. But these days the barriers are no more. The attendants have not been paid for 35 years, the system has collapsed. Which way Nigeria?
Celebrities / Re: Imohimi Edgar Speaks On Tagbo, DJ Olu & Chime Amaechina's Death (Video) by alaskido(m): 3:51pm On Oct 12, 2017
This CP is ready from a script written for him. What da Bleep? Is he in an audition for a Nollywood movie? Nigeria Police na wa for una.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Admits Approving N640 Billion Oil Contracts For NNPC by alaskido(m): 3:45pm On Oct 12, 2017
I have always told people that you cannot mix Christianity and Politics. Politics is a dirty game. You have to tell lies and involve yourself in dirty games and things. May God save us. Na God know who dey serve am.

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Pets / Re: Angry Villagers Beat Dogs To Death After Going On Rampage. Photos by alaskido(m): 3:39pm On Oct 12, 2017
So jungle justice has been extended to dogs? This Nigeria self na wa o. Only during Buhari regime we dey see this kind thing.
Food / Re: Huge Fish Spotted At Yaba. What's The Name? by alaskido(m): 3:33pm On Oct 12, 2017
This is Barracuda fish.
NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by alaskido(m): 2:36pm On Oct 12, 2017
nelson7777:


i spoke to my gf about u, and she really appreciates d fact dat u take care of me, in her absence, and she wnts us to continue being friends on 1 condition, dat u stop bringing me food...


@nelson, looks like you are a prof on this matter. I bend my bum bum for you. cheesy

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NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by alaskido(m): 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2017
Just tell her that her food taste like cow urine and she will stop. grin
Travel / Re: Lagos Commissions Modern Lay By At Ketu (Photos) by alaskido(m): 9:12am On Oct 12, 2017
Our tax money is working. I pay my tax in Lagos every month. My tax money is supposed to provide me with free water, clearing of my waste garbage but I still pay for these services. So what are they doing with our tax money. Okay I can now guess what they do with our tax money the politicians share it grin grin
Politics / Re: Operation Crocodile Smile II In Niger Delta Begins Friday by alaskido(m): 8:41pm On Oct 11, 2017
This is what you get when a retired dumb general becomes a civilian president. Please remind them that there is Monkey Pox in the Niger Delta o.
NYSC / Re: Ogun Corper Beaten By SARS (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:26pm On Oct 10, 2017
My brother, sorry for your ordeal with these useless bastards. Next time just obey like a zombie and always remember to pray before leaving your home. I do not know why I was born a Nigerian.
Crime / Re: Robbers Break Into A House In Delta, Break Gateman's Head With Axe(Graphic Pics) by alaskido(m): 4:14pm On Oct 10, 2017
So them no catch the thieves? Too bad. Na which kind bad road wey police no fit pass with their pick up. I smell lies.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye, His Parents, Brothers And Sister In Family Photos by alaskido(m): 2:59pm On Oct 10, 2017
So this man has not been recalled? He still has time to snap pictures.
Romance / Re: Pastor Kaycee Proposes To His Girlfriend At The Cinema In Warri (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:50pm On Oct 10, 2017
So Pastor self dey do boyfriend and girlfriend before them marry. shocked
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Delivering A Speech At The Financial Times Africa Summit by alaskido(m): 10:09pm On Oct 09, 2017
Osibanjo , your own na to dey attend seminars dey speak big grammar while the fulani president and his gang hands dey inside our cookie jar dey chop our oyel money.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 4 Armed Robbers In Benue, Recover Weapons, Phones(photos) by alaskido(m): 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2017
These kids are just juveniles. Real Armed Robbers move with AK47, G-3 and Pump actions. They operate in groups and well coordinated.
Travel / Re: My Sister To Be Deported Back To Nigeria On Arrival In Israel This Morning by alaskido(m): 5:15pm On Oct 08, 2017
The same thing happened to me. I was issued a fake yellow fever card without my knowing. When I arrived Abidjan I and some other Nigerians were asked to step aside. I was asked to pay about 50 dollars for a yellow fever injection.
Religion / Re: "Pastor Poured Liquid In My Private Part"; Woman Injured After Deliverance. PICS by alaskido(m): 8:07pm On Oct 07, 2017
Mumu woman. Good for her.
Politics / Re: What Buhari Told Me On Biafra Agitation – Gov Umahi by alaskido(m): 7:10pm On Oct 07, 2017
Umahi, did you ask Buhari what he is doing about Fulani herdsmen killing farmers all over Nigeria? What is he also doing about the people in his cabinet accused of stealing etc.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Traffic Jam Forces President Out Of Car, Walks 2Km To State Event by alaskido(m): 4:47pm On Oct 06, 2017
If it was Nigeria, they will block all the roads leading to the event. Nobody will move. They will beat you with koboko if you try to move, They will shut the airports, seaports, take off NEPA light, make announcement for 2 weeks that Buhari want to pass Surulere, they will paint all the walkways, plant flowers, patch all the pot holes etc. Nigeria will never be like other countries.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan & George Andreas Papandreou, Ex Prime Minister Of Greece Meet by alaskido(m): 4:22pm On Oct 06, 2017
purityval:
I have really noticed something. Have anybody seen Buhari on Suit?

When I saw the pix, that's the first question that came to my mind.

Have you seen a scare crow on suit before? that is how Buhari will look so there is no need for him to put on suit. The agbada can cover all the skeletal frame.
Crime / Re: Hair Dresser In Lagos To Die By Hanging For Armed Robbery by alaskido(m): 4:15pm On Oct 06, 2017
And our politicians are stealing billions of N,$, £ with biro at biro point and nobody bat an eyelid. This life is very unfair to the poor masses angry shocked
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe With The Ooni Of Ile-ife, Oba Adeso (Throwback Photo) by alaskido(m): 4:12pm On Oct 06, 2017
I can identify Awolowo and Tafawa Balewa. Yeah, this were the people that started the whole problem in Nigeria.

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Family / Re: Man 'fights' His Late Father For Including His Female Children In His Will by alaskido(m): 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2017
Stupid boy. Don't go and work for your own money. Keep depending on your fathers property.
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by alaskido(m): 3:31am On Oct 03, 2017
If na ordinary man police no go do anything. Because it is one of their own. God no dey sleep.
Politics / Re: I’ll Be In Senate For Life — Bukar Ibrahim by alaskido(m): 10:30pm On Oct 01, 2017
So you do not want to give the youths a chance Abi? You want to remain there for life. Please do not forget that man proposes but God disposes.
Autos / Re: Clean Lagos Cleared 2007 Toyota Highlander Sports by alaskido(m): 7:13pm On Oct 01, 2017
Price?
Crime / Re: Lagos Task Force Arrests 76 Hoodlums In One Night At Oshodi (Photos) by alaskido(m): 7:07pm On Oct 01, 2017
So what was Owoseni doing all these while? Ensure you guys build more prisons for them o.
Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Buys & Eats Akara By The Roadside (Photos) by alaskido(m): 6:53pm On Oct 01, 2017
There is nothing new here. He is human like me and you. He eats what every human eats.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Maiduguri, Received By Borno Governor Shettima(pics) by alaskido(m): 6:46pm On Oct 01, 2017
Shekau, your oga has arrived your territory o.

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