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Things are not always as they seem

Deadbeat dad kwa

The amount of money being bandied around in Nigeria is mucho loco

This is Nigeria

Everybody wey fine small na actress

roger30:
The ez-BBN housemate shared the picture through his Instagram Handle

He wrote "after I met the no1 citizen,interesting evening


http://www.vondanews.com/tobi-meets-president-muhammad-buhari/

Its Iftar and not after

adesina746:
International blessing ko, Taiwan blessing ni

Taiwan blessing is still international

Adiye Opipi nko??

NwaChibuzor012:
Lazy youth. Back then in the university, we donated pints of blood like pure water. All we got in return was a packet of gold circle, biscuit and malt drink. We were happy doing it we donated every 2 weeks.

Akika

Is it news??

She's talking about something bro

Investor Yahoo Yahoo

Look at the way they are fooling around as if they are in a beer parlor


These bunch can not make any meaningful contributions to the development of Nigeria.

enemyofprogress:
Islamabaaaaaaaaaaad


I feel disgusted when people use the wrong command of English.... It pieces me of

Its Pisses and not Pieces

soberdrunk:
On a "week day" Stingy people!!!

Fasting sef con dey join

Odun mejo pere

Icecream4U:
Honestly, I like the way she doesn't let shame brings her down.

I will transfer some cash to that her first bank account.

Drop the account details

I pity that fat guy if the railing he's standing on should give way underneath him

Are people not tired of this hacking story line??


Lisa's sister's English tho

Fake love the song keeps popping into my head anytime I hear about this two

post=67888875:
The gadgets are to be introduced following the resolve of the government to start paying civil servants according to the number of days worked rather than a guaranteed monthly salary.


This makes absolute sense

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Salaries of absentee civil servants will be deducted equivalent to work days missed, he said.

If this is enforced in Nigeria, no civil servant will miss work again

They will find a way around it


Abi no be Naija again

Eku brand building ooo


Even though we no no the brand wey una dey build

This girl don carry her hand by herself put herself for konfarm gbege

Red nko??

She let herself be swindled

TonyeBarcanista:
Makarfi has no history of giving bribe as a public or private officer. He's a man of integrity though no one can vouch for any other person 100% but his antecedent points that he is of different breed.

Under his watch as President, it won't happen.

And you're really convinced of what is coming out of ur head

$30 daily

whiteTORTIISE:
The guy they mentioned his name in the intro of Mr Real's song Legbegbe




Idowest!! Idowest!! awa Mafia

Who's Mr Real??

Who's Idowest again

At the time of Obatala, three people came to him dragging a young man with them and said to him: Babalawo, aboru boyè! This man has murdered our father
*Obatala* : why did you kill their father?

*Young man* : I'm a guardian, my goat ate from his farm, and their father threw a stone at him and he died, I also took the stone and threw it at him and he also died.

*Obatala* : because of this, I will pass judgment (charge with murder) on you.

*Young man* : I ask for 3days before you pass the judgment, my late father left me some wealth and I have a sister to take care of, if you kill me now, the wealth and my sister will have no guardian.

*Obatala* : who will stand for your bail?

*Young man* : looking into the crowd, he pointed *Lamurudu*

*Obatala* : do you agree to stand for him Lamurudu?

*Lamurudu* : Beeni (yes)

*Obatala* : you stand for someone you don't know, if he doesn't return you will receive his penalty.

*Lamurudu* : I accept

The young man left, after 2days, and into the 3rd day no sign of him.

Everyone was scared for Lamurudu who accepted to receive the penalty of death if the man fails to come.

Before the time for isi'nu, the boy appeared exhausted in appearance, and stood before Obatala.

*Young man:* I have handed the wealth and the welfare of my sister to my uncle, I'm now yours, you may pass the penalty.

In great shock and surprise, Obatala said: why did you return after having a chance to escape the penalty?

*Young man:* I was afraid, it will appear that humanity has lost the ability to fulfill promises kept.

Obatala turned and looked at Lamurudu: why did you stand for him?

*Lamurudu*: I was afraid, it might appear that humanity have lost the will to do good to others.

This scenario pleased the brothers who wanted justice for their father's death and so, said they have forgiven the young man.

*Obatala*: furiously said, why?

They said: we are afraid, it will appear as though forgiveness has lost place in the heart of humanity.

I have also painfully translated this beautiful message and passed it to you in fear that it might appear that reminders towards doing good has lost place in humanity (eda) if I don't.
For Olodumare's sake I encourage you to also pass it on, in fear that it might appear spreading goodwill messages has lost place in humanity,.
Happy Yoruba Day.
Wuwa bi Omoluabi!

maestroferddi:
Mourn the dead and stop pulling out your hairs...

Dakun

Bikonu

Do Allah

Please


If you quote Mii again

maestroferddi:
*not euphemistic *

Carry ur wahala and go



Good afternoon to you and good day

maestroferddi:
You are also wrong...

It is an idiomatic expression and euphemistic...

The person I pointed out something to took it In good faith and made correction.


Just cos I didn't say it's also an idiom means am wrong??