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Makeup artists are the new politicians

religionisbad:
Don't tell me a teacher wrote this

I won't doubt it


I served in Taraba state and most of the teachers In the school I served are nothing to write home about.


There was a day the principal was talking to a student and she asked him "did you wrote the last exam"

The same day, one of the VP of the school made another grammatical blunder.

Eku developing ooo



#After bragging about him and #uploading his pic here nd der, 6 months later u ar bck to being #Single...



#Aunty,how was ur I.T?

kay29000:
But these questions are kinda hard for a primary 4 student o!

I tot I was the only one that noticed


I don't believe this is for primary 4 pupils

Brick flow

Yoruba people do say

"Erin kiise iwa"



There's the real crocodile smile

Joke of the century

GeeString:
Epe creek...

Maybe

He's a militant so I won't doubt the possibility of that

seenga:
What is this one saying mbok?

It's meant for people with sense



No vex

Timaya no know Ogun state until him blow



Make una help Mii ask am where him pass enter Lagos ooo



Mara4cka

Everyone na advisor when it comes to matters of the oza room and most can hardly keep their home in order




Abeg help me with #5,000 Naira. I need am badly. I know say you fit give me. I go refund you next week Thursday I promise. That's how I overheard a drunkard begging an ATM machine. I know you thought I was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. Hahaha look at you. You are now laughing! I like your smile.

Always repping when it comes to drug peddling





Abeg help me with #5,000 Naira. I need am badly. I know say you fit give me. I go refund you next week Thursday I promise. That's how I overheard a drunkard begging an ATM machine. I know you thought I was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. Hahaha look at you. You are now laughing! I like your smile.

Tolexander:
2 - 2
goalless draw

No victor, no vanquish!

Team play 2-2 you still call am goalless draw


I dey hail ooo

Which one be telli person again??



When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you.”

He's feeling her up

Crocky23:
Here's the list.
1.Nnamdi Azikiwe
2.Aguyi Ironsi
3.Yakubu Gowon
4.Murtala Muhammed
5.Olusegun Obasanjo
6.Shehu Shagari
7. Ibrahim Babangida
8. Sani Abacha
9. Ernest Shonekan
10. Abdulsalami Abubakar
11. Dr Goodluck Jonathan
12. Muhammadu Buhari

please lets do this opinion poll that is long overdue.

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https://i2.wp.com/nairametrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Nigerian-leaders-from-Passnownow.jpg

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs3792924/2045564851-w644-h429/Buhari-portrait.jpg

Na Benin Republic Yar'Adua for be president??

akinade28:
Woow, gud to hear
Let's wait and see
I hope it's not just words alone

Are you new to Nigeria??

All bark and no bite

E use him own hands kill himself by himself

Make we hear word now

Unlimited22:
Stylus that needs charging.
Make dem park one side abeg.

I even wan sell my own pouch and pen



The thing tire Mii

Beast of no nation

Light her up too

dainformant:
see more >>> https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/governor-fayose-vintage-car-spotted-streets-abuja-photos.html

Fayose is the clown of the country


When u are dating a God fearing' educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition' u get texts such as these:-
6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope u had a wonderful night. Hw r u today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed u yesterday. Love u!
12pm -
Yes darling. hope u ve taken ur lunch? am
heading out 4 lunch' now. Talk later. Take care of urself. Love u:-
6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now' what shld I buy 4 u?!!
........................................
But when u are dating any of this Slay Queen Gold diggers whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' u get texts such as these:-
6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.
12pm
Im broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!
6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u
promised me.
Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!
.......................................................
But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-
Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times d value of every recharge on d Airtel network when u recharge with *555*PIN#.
MTN:-
Dear customer' do u know that u can confirm ur BVN from ur phone? Simply dial *565*0# this service costs N20!!!#
ETISALET
Dear Customer send 2 to 3340 to download pino pino by phyno as ur caller tune.....

How una see am?

Madness


That's another name for the NPF

NTA is like Nigeria the father


Mostly irrelevant cos who watches NTA

Those who say time is money, how much is 7:24am i want to change it am broke.

Pythons will start running from Nigeria cos they are fast becoming endangered specie

The benchmark is still LIB

Old age is catching up quick