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I wonder how much Georgina Onuoha paid them to escort her to Ibadan?

She even referred to them as area boys

Dem don take bribe swear for Nigerian police

Everybody in this change government dissappointed everyone


They performed underwhelmingly

He's learnt well from his father

Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but
we always use protection and the rubber
never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was
once a Hunter who always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he took his
Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used
the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the
Lion,then it died!
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've
shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please...

Did this just happen again??


This guy carry this case enter New year



Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but
we always use protection and the rubber
never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was
once a Hunter who always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he took his
Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used
the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the
Lion,then it died!
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've
shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please...

Singing things on my mind




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Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but
we always use protection and the rubber
never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was
once a Hunter who always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he took his
Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used
the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the
Lion,then it died!

Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've
shot the Lion...

Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please...

The guy carry big something

Monkey

Awon agbalagba to nse langba langba

Was just discussing his role in the said film




The guy is prolific but he over did it with his walking like an imbe.cile

Didn't she know they were fake before??



Sie ba puo

Congratulations Iya Ibeji

Ok

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure.

What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent on an errand with his boss's car!

Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work.

What Rosemary didn't know was that Jane's husband's car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!

Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely children of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years.

What she didn't know was that one of those children who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create yours and use it.
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better but bitter.
If you knew the sort of load the chameleon carries, you wouldn't ask why it takes those gentle strides.

So be thankful to God for what you have and enjoy it. You never know, someone may earnestly be praying for what you don't appreciate but take for granted.

GOOD EVENING NAIRALAND FAMILY, AND GOD BLESS US WITH MUCH MORE AS WE APPRECIATE WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure.

What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent on an errand with his boss's car!

Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work.

What Rosemary didn't know was that Jane's husband's car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!

Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely children of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years.

What she didn't know was that one of those children who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create yours and use it.
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better but bitter.
If you knew the sort of load the chameleon carries, you wouldn't ask why it takes those gentle strides.

So be thankful to God for what you have and enjoy it. You never know, someone may earnestly be praying for what you don't appreciate but take for granted.

GOOD DAY FAMILY, AND GOD BLESS US WITH MUCH MORE AS WE APPRECIATE WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE.

I dey hail ooo

A hausa couple went to london and lodged in a hotel. At mid night, his wife started screaming " Bera" "Bera! ( Bera being the hausa word for mouse) The husband call the room service to lay a complain but he didnt know that english word for 'bera', so this is what happn.
Husband; "ALO is zat za room sabis?
Room service. 'Good evening sir How can i help you?
Husband; "Walahi zia is sometin in za room fa.
Room service; pardon me sir but what exacthly is it?
Husband; " Err... U know za pim Tom and Jerry ko?
Room service; " Yes sir i know Tom and Jerry quite well"
Husband; " Tau walahi za jerry is here fa





The begger and the beggee


I hail ooo

A hausa couple went to london and lodged in a hotel. At mid night, his wife started screaming " Bera" "Bera! ( Bera being the hausa word for mouse) The husband call the room service to lay a complain but he didnt know that english word for 'bera', so this is what happn.
Husband; "ALO is zat za room sabis?
Room service. 'Good evening sir How can i help you?
Husband; "Walahi zia is sometin in za room fa.
Room service; pardon me sir but what exacthly is it?
Husband; " Err... U know za pim Tom and Jerry ko?
Room service; " Yes sir i know Tom and Jerry quite well"
Husband; " Tau walahi za jerry is here fa

A hausa couple went to london and lodged in a hotel. At mid night, his wife started screaming " Bera" "Bera! ( Bera being the hausa word for mouse) The husband call the room service to lay a complain but he didnt know that english word for 'bera', so this is what happn.
Husband; "ALO is zat za room sabis?
Room service. 'Good evening sir How can i help you?
Husband; "Walahi zia is sometin in za room fa.
Room service; pardon me sir but what exacthly is it?
Husband; " Err... U know za pim Tom and Jerry ko?
Room service; " Yes sir i know Tom and Jerry quite well"
Husband; " Tau walahi za jerry is here fa

Robbing his fellow students

Garrulous yes


Most powerful nope

Et tu professor??

All is not rosy

Seized Helicopters??