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It's not the devil in this case but an evil spirit

Wonder they say shall never end

Even an old man??

raindrop99:
Should a Bsc holder accept a job of 40k.
Though he is single and living alone. Will 40k be enough for a graduate

You're on Nairaland asking when some people go jump on the offer

The guy is frigging good

How many of his children are in the farm??

MMM this
MMM that

Again

There's gonna be mass hysteria

He copied the wrong thing

Abi dem don account ni

The friendship between two thieves will always end badly

Reps and empty threats

Billions of fraud

Small Gideon dey yab Chiwetalu Agu

Correctbro1:
you just too stupid to keep mute, a corporate organization can never make such a copyright error.. Not even last year but 2011...boy we all aren't your mate...respect your elderly and stop smearing us with your stupidity.. And you deposited18 million at once??boy easy now

What Am seeing is 18 point something billion

18,465,606,196.19

A man punched a kangaroo in the face in order to save his dog.



https://m.youtube.com/results?q=man punches kangaroo

THE GEOGRAPHICAL HISTORY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone know where it is but no one wanna go there.

He should be concerned with the resuscitation of the almost dead PDP

We yaff hear

Was just watching it in the news now


The Governor said they have brought 700+ bags of rice and 10million Naira to give the victims and they actually brought the money in raw cash and still went ahead to show the cash on national television



Why are our leaders so dumb and stupid??

These boko boiz no dey finish??

Pen robber sinator of the federal republic of Nigeria

Congratulations to the incoming President



Hope he does well for his people

Camera inside their rickety cars




Let Mii shiit on the guy below Mii

Why will you want to get Ur ex back??


What did you leave there that is so important you have to go back??

If it didn't work out the first time, what's the possibility of it working out the second time??

Is she going bald??

He's taking the advice of Mr Lai Muhammed


He's creating jobs

olaolulazio:
2million cedes........

2million Cedis will be -+200million Naira

Buy 2million Naira bag and put 200k in it


When you can just buy 200k bag and put 2million Naira in it

A WORTHY READ.

What exactly are we bringing to the table?
A big booty?
Perfectly sculpted brows?
A shape to die for?
A full head of Brazilian hair?
A penchant for the latest songs and dance steps?
A group of empty and vacuous brained friends?
What exactly is he going to find when he knocks on your head?
All the episodes of Zee World, Telemundo, Tinsel and Africa Magic all recorded in perfect sequence? Empire nko? Every soundtrack, every character dissected to a tee?
Do you know anything about the New World Order? Neo-colonialism? Your own home politics? What's happening in Ghana, The Gambia, Gabon? Do you even know something about anything remotely connected to intelligent discourse?
When last did you read a book? No not Hints. Not Genevieve. Not Arise. A book. You know that sort that has printed pages in between covers and no pictures just words? Oh they give you a headache?
What exactly will bring a man your way and keep him? Do you have a source of income? A skill? Financial intelligence or you are a walking ATM seeker? Do you always ask ask ask and not work work work?
Do you know how to cook? Yes cook. Cook for yourself at least not because you want to keep a man but because you ought to take better care of what you feed your body? Do you know the way to the kitchen or are you a Mr Biggs, Dominoes or KFC shareholder. Never mind the bigger swankier restaurants.
Tell me what exactly are you bringing to the table?
There are times he would need a real woman to share his worries with and your miniskirts and long lashes won't bring anything to that table. Most of us tend to spend so much on appearances trying to look sexy as hell forgetting he will not be Hot forever! There would be days when he would need your managerial qualities, but you're only used to being lavish;SLAY MAMA!
Don't spend all your days making up and turning up anywhere a DJ takes his speakers to. Build yourself. Learn and practice things that can add value to your life,that is the real sexy! We need responsible mothers for our unborn children, not just SLAY QUEENS!



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